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Jokes Etc › Re: Ruqaya, Booqee!!! Public Apology!! by mikuz(m): 5:31pm On Mar 22, 2012

Where's my booqee?

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 3:49pm On Mar 22, 2012

dani1luv: E pain am

Booqee you better remove this pix; 'Cos of am,I sure say Peeps like Dani no dey fit sleep well for night again. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 3:45pm On Mar 22, 2012

jackpot: so you can't distinguish between autograph and photograph? SMH

I have this feeling dat you sold your IQ for those fat sagged boo bs

so your mind still dey there. huh

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 3:35pm On Mar 22, 2012

Make I drop something . . No matter how e be . . Hehe . . .

Niggas know I dont play tricks and trifle/ I could bereave a rival/ when I pr ick my rifle/
Like Nas . .I teach guys in alleys . .turn 'em to Street Disciples/
He better pray and seek his bible/
Or I'll let punches shoulder him to stupor/
Give him a high profiled killing in a convent . .cos I Murder Superior/
My dough rise like cinannon buns/ even when Im only rapping for fun/
Cos If i rhyme next to your Sister . .then Im second to None!/
I spit Michael Opkala rhymes/
Cos I bring light to the game when I step to the booth . .y'll know I Power Mics!/
I spit hiphens when I flow for rank . .but the folk underscores/
Cos If he thinks he's dope . .I'll strip his title . .like Alberto Contador/
And any nigga who tries to move after/ a cop will get real badly battered/
Cos I might cuff his heart . .and give him a cardiac arrest. .like fabrice Muamba/

Jokes Etc › Re: All D Way by mikuz(m): 3:30pm On Mar 22, 2012

Jokes Etc › Re: Best Way To Learn Physics (Funny Pixs Inclusive) by mikuz(m): 2:24pm On Mar 22, 2012

^
*abeg shift small make i see her ** well.
cheesy

Politics › Fire Breaks Out In National Assembly Annex by mikuz(op): 2:05pm On Mar 22, 2012

Fire broke out Thursday afternoon on the second floor of the National Assembly annex building.
The fire started in the legal department and accounts departments of the National Assembly Service Commission.
The News Agency of Nigeria reports that the FCT Fire Service deployed two fire engines to bring the fire under control before it couldspread to other offices.
Panic-stricken staffers, whohad vacated the building, gathered some distance away to discuss the incident.
The Director of FCT Fire Service, Mr. Sani Saidu, who confirmed the incident, told journalists that the fire incident was caused by power outage as a result of power fluctuation.
http://www.punchng.com/news/fire-breaks-out-in-national-assembly-annex/

Jokes Etc › Re: Grammar Palava by mikuz(m): 1:58pm On Mar 22, 2012

Ruqaya: P.A: sir, we have problem with our mineral resources
president: we don't have problem with our minerals, we have coke, we have fanta, so what the hell are you talking about........

great joke; i love you.

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire by mikuz(m): 1:56pm On Mar 22, 2012

booqee: Old joke!

booqee lemme have your number please. Send it across to me. cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire by mikuz(m): 1:55pm On Mar 22, 2012

Hardeynikerh: b4 Jonathan's regime, there is no cry of fuel subsidy but little cry of Boko Haram. Therefore, he is the impediment.

i dont quite get it. Gimme your yim so we can talk better.

Jokes Etc › Re: Milk! by mikuz(m): 1:53pm On Mar 22, 2012

Hardeynikerh: hi, not 2 far

i really like your style. cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Best Way To Learn Physics (Funny Pixs Inclusive) by mikuz(m): 1:51pm On Mar 22, 2012

Hardeynikerh: where were u when dani and bunmi were making fun of me

i had a little problem with my ISP . . .please dont go. Dont leave me like this embarassed

Jokes Etc › Re: Hot Fart by mikuz(m): 1:48pm On Mar 22, 2012

booqee: where is the joke?! U dis tribalistic mumu?!

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 1:44pm On Mar 22, 2012

booqee: i don't do 2go again. I don pass dat level

see your big big teeth!
Choi!!
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nairaland Scam Message: by mikuz(m): 1:42pm On Mar 22, 2012

booqee: Shey dis one na scam??
Besides sef, ee no make me laugh how manage?

come to my room make i explain am for you. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Best Way To Learn Physics (Funny Pixs Inclusive) by mikuz(m): 11:00am On Mar 22, 2012

Ruqaya: Off to food section, missy B will welcome me
i never knew some pple here are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo mean, not even d moderator
*packing my luggage*

please come back. I can take good care of you.

Jokes Etc › Re: Missing!! by mikuz(m): 10:54am On Mar 22, 2012

Larryboo

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 10:51am On Mar 22, 2012

booqee: yeah we know dat before

@mikuz. Oya mikuz we nor dey fight again.
*gives him a hug*

@mcnepow. What happened to ur switchicgurl nah?? How my own be?

oya add me back on 2go.

Jokes Etc › Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mikuz(m): 10:17am On Mar 22, 2012

swtchicgurl: mikuz and dani are so spoilt?!!!

smy!

*smooches her yansh!*
hmm. . .
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 10:04am On Mar 22, 2012

mcnepow: ^Na wetin dis time??

how you go dey 50 something come dey chase babe wey dey 20 something? E jel?
Mtchew.

Jokes Etc › Re: Blonde by mikuz(m): 9:59am On Mar 22, 2012

booqee: ekeroyal, if u paid attention you'd have noticed dat mikuz is d one always stalking me, any comment i make on a thread, be sure to expect a sttupid counter comment from mikus. It seems he can't manage on his own.

Bøoqee dont insult me. If i no senior you i senior una eldest child.

Jokes Etc › Re: Missing!! by mikuz(m): 9:49am On Mar 22, 2012

booqee: buhahaha! oh ma gosh! Dani ur still living in d stone age! Buhahaha again!

oops....i almost forgot to ask. Where is d joke?!

inside my boxers. Come get it!

Jokes Etc › Re: All D Way by mikuz(m): 9:40am On Mar 22, 2012

Nice jokes Vicky how boobié?
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire by mikuz(m): 9:37am On Mar 22, 2012

Ruqaya: Option C

why option C?

Jokes Etc › Re: Milk! by mikuz(m): 9:33am On Mar 22, 2012

Ruqaya: what're u waiting 4?

hi. How far ?
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 9:28am On Mar 22, 2012

mcnepow: Scrambling for common picshure n autograph??
U sure?
No be me ooo. .
.
~~Wuld rather scramble for a date wit u~~

stop that nonsense!! You hear me so?

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 9:25am On Mar 22, 2012

booqee: mikuz don't make me do to you what i did to jackpot, if u keep making lewd comment bout my body. I'm not finding it funny.

you don vex? So you think i found it funny when you made a mastur bating comment about me abi? 1-1

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 9:19am On Mar 22, 2012

booqee: eerrr..... *clears throat* if i remember clearly, u were also among those scrambling to get my pix and autograph too.

Booqee do na

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 9:16am On Mar 22, 2012

jackpot: er, swtchicgurl, you look smartly ugly!

When folks walk past you, do they avoid eye-contact or they just look towards the sky?

Pls clarify! Cheers

jack chill jor. I still have feelings for her no matter what. I wish she was my date/chic/girl/fianceè/babe/gf/wife.
Choose any one!
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 9:12am On Mar 22, 2012

Booqee i didnt unfriend you on 2go oh. Me?
How can?
Are my mad?
Dont i have sense?
For what?
Are my an id iot?
Please lets do it there.
I know you love me and i love you too.
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 9:03am On Mar 22, 2012

mcnepow: What r u saying??
which pix??

my pix. Mugu!

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