₦airaland Forum

Tiyazman: I never intended to just post a photo link, I was tryna post a pic of Mohammed Ali warming up for a battle. . . As you all may know, that's kinda my thanq.

Antispambot banned me and hid the post because I made an error while editing the pic-link. I'm not a troll like you're painting me now!

I did paint you as a troll. I'm sorry if you see it that way, but to be on a safer side, don't do it again please.

Thanks!

UlqU3: Mikuz please close the battle thread, you have more than enough votes. I appreciate that everything with an nl account was allowed to jump in and you consented a switched vote. Really legit.

Cheers bis. Let's flow on FFR.

I did not do anything wrong. The rule says : Only regular members and vets are allowed to vote. So any vote that is owned by a voter who is not a vet or a non-regular poster in this section will not be counted. Since before the battle, you did not give any condition to voters, so I presumed that you are satisfied with the default rule.

Check Loonat11k Vs Glacierz battle, Loona ask me not to accept votes from those he blacklisted and I respected that. They even acted mature and stayed away from voting.

Concerning Iam's vote, accept that he made a mistake by voting for you first instead of Ibime. No one's infallible, or are you?

In my battle with Sid, I was winning by 4-3 votes before Cooger changed his vote and gave Sid the win. That's why the match ended in a draw 'cause I still counted his updated vote. So chill.

Tiyazman: Please Mikuz I was banned by Antispambot after trying to Check in the thread you created for I and Warri to battle. It hid the comment and banned me, lift the ban please.

Na wa for you o. Instead of you to just check like everyone else, you went and started posting a photo link?

Simple instructions, is posting pictures part of the plan?

Why do you Nigerians like been disobedient? This is why we complain too much about our leaders. Sometimes I don't blame them 'cause we the followers at times make it difficult for them to lead us well.

See Ibime Vs U3 thread, see how una don desecrate am.
If U3 sees it now he ll start accusing me of hiding votes that went in his favour.
Na this kain thing dey make me regret being a Nigerian.

See how you made me waste data and time to unban you, all because you refused to adhere to simple instructions.

I hope you don't post a video link in your main verse, else you go serve your ban finish.

Lastly, please don't repeat that pix stunt you pulled against Guykhena. Otherwise I go deny you in front of the council of elders.

Lets all act matured so the tourney ll go on jejely.

Thanks!

Current scores :

Ibime 3 - 5 U3

Opener - U3

Rhymes - Tie

Metaphors/ Similes - Tie

Punchlines - Tie

Personals - U3

Obvious

Flow - Ibime

Wordplay - Ibime

Closer - Tie

MVGT : TIE

I expected more in this battle.

More votes please.

Ibime 2 - 1 U3

More votes . . .

Simple instructions. Nigerian eh.

OUR PROBLEMS NO BE HERE O

SMH

Simple instructions.

Why are Nigerians like this?

Keep desecrating the thread.

Lagunna: So everybody could vote when it was ibime vs coogar, but now some people should not vote because they are newbies.. wtf.
Why don't u guys just drop ur verds and waka instead of trying to teach mikuz how he should work...

I tire.

Smh . . .

Oboy apologies, I slept off, battle open for votes now.

Open for votes

UlqU3: Mikuz msg me on Fbk.

Done!

Closed : Ksslib wins this.

Please make yuna put una battle thread request on hold please, until after the tourney.

Fixtures are out!!

A rundown . . .

5th September

1. Mikuz Vs Ksslib

2. Limerick Vs Testerfuze

3. Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy

4. Kr0ne Vs Geoxpress

6th September

5. Giyazz Vs Warriblood

6. Fuckyouhard Vs Teddybiyasi

7. JigsawKillah Vs Icekidd

8. Guykhena Vs Gottoboy

Post here for more enquiries.

For those who did not make it, abeg no vex. I had to pick the best 16 'familiar faces'.

Its on a knock out format, you'll be kicked outta the tourney once you get beaten.

A winner will be declared after 3 votes.

Please help us with votes . . .

Ibime
Glacierz
Ema Prince
Theprekky
Thunderstorm
PaulThor
Ojoawo
Elymaxiimus
Siddoggg
Lagunna
Yeyenatu

Thanks!!

Guykhena Vs Gottoboy

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Saturday 6 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

JIGSAWKILLAH VS ICEKIDD

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Saturday 6 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

FUCKYOUHARD VS TEDDYBIYASI

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Saturday 6 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

GIYAZZ VS WARRIBLOOD

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Saturday 6 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

KR0NE VS GEOXPRESS

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Friday 5 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

LOONAT11K VS HEYWHIZZY

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Friday 5 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

LIMERICK VS TESTERFUZE

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Friday 5 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

MIKUZ VS KSSLIB

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Friday 5 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

Yeyenatu, na me you dey talk to like that?

You don dey get mind abi?

deepthougths: mikus pop me n krizkutz...rematch thread...20 lines abeg


i'll do kslibb lerra

Deepthoughts Vs Krizzkutz, when you're through with writing your verses, I go pop.

Thanks!

Loonat11k opened for you.

Please lets keep it clean as usual.

Thanks alot, yuna too much.

[quote author=Lagunna][/quote]You 3 much, pun intended!

Geoxpress: Mikuz set up a thread for me nd ksslib...

You'd see my verse from there.. 12bars

Has Ksslib agreed to this battle?

Votes closed : Ibime wins this.

kr0ne: Cu.nt reacting

Make Cooger catch you. You're a dead man.

Lwkm

yeyenatu: @lagunna: haven't you noticed that the only battle mikuz put mouth/hand na old texcees. Whc I don't like at all! He too dey form chairman! Old or new? Battle na battle!!!



YeaYeaNot

No be so, I no sabi judge/ read noob battles. With due respect, the thing dey turn my belle no be small.

To all the newbies, make una no vex. No be my fault.

I find it hard to promote/ judge a battle where I ll rarely read the verses, unless I ll have to pick winners at random.

Pelle o.