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Thanks everyone. Here is a list of those who made it to the quarter finals :

1. Fuckyouhard
2. Giyazz
3. Guykhena
4. JigsawKillah
5. Kr0ne
6. Ksslib
7. Loonat11k
8. Testerfuze

Quarter Final Fixtures :

Friday, 12 September

1. Fuckyouhard Vs Testerfuze

https://www.nairaland.com/1892409/lord-rings-quarter-finals-fuckyouhard#26110916

2. Loonat11k Vs Kr0ne

https://www.nairaland.com/1892414/lord-rings-quarter-finals-loonat11k

Saturday, 13 September

3. Giyazz Vs Ksslib

https://www.nairaland.com/1892425/lord-rings-quarter-finals-giyazz

4. Guykhena Vs JigsawKillah

https://www.nairaland.com/1892427/lord-rings-quarter-finals-guykhena

Normal house rules apply.

Thanks very much!

GUYKHENA VS JIGSAWKILLAH


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Saturday 13 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

GIYAZZ VS KSSLIB


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Saturday 13 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

LOONAT11K VS KR0NE


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Friday 6 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

FUCKYOUHARD VS TESTERFUZE


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Friday 12 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

Thanks voters : Kr0ne wins this and qualifies for the second stage.

Thanks voters : JigsawKillah wins this and qualifies for the second stage.

Thanks voters : Giyazz wins this and qualifies for the second stage.

Thanks voters : Fuckyouhard wins this and qualifies for the second stage.

How can catarrh loan someone? Is that possible?

Please guys help with votes for the tourney.

Heywhizzy: yh..it was rushed I wanted to rhyme nd d tin flashed to ma head..I cld av written..I jex destroyed ur cool career dis season nd make catarrgh loan ya/I'mma borrow ur b1tch awt to a calabar man during dis period sorta lyk making bassey loan her/..cool referring to cold(cough)..oda ideaz

What's Catarrgh?

Hey you dey try for wordplay.


But they look very forced. The catalonia pun doesn't make sense for instance.

I had this but there was no time to fine tune. Make I post for niggas to enjoy.


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I ll bully him surely . ./
how can anyone claim that this newbie ll floor me?/ hes just another 'Eastern bull' l'm gonna spray like a shooting in 'Turkey'/
So I'm winning this . .
. . cos Ill go Ham . . till JUGDES vote my verse and ignore K'S . . like a clueless ATTORNEY!!. ./

And thats because all ya rhymes aint massive of course/ My Ak ll have you split like a marriage divorce/ plus stop misleading peeps that you can handle ma shots/
. . cos they ll find ya breast plate in Borno, when I blow ya 'Chest north' . . like I'm blasting a 'horse'!/

Hes fam better start carrying his corpse/

Cos this fanstatic bar is smashing the bum/ His 'Hummels' wordie proves hes wack with the puns/
My East African goons are waiting to batter the son/
. . so he best do a no-show . . cos if 'Lib reveal' his verse . . he ll get axed in 'Gabon'!/

His win over Tester is a fluke . .

So I'm here to show hes a scam and a sucker/
Ill have him banged with a mortar/ cos he deserves to go 6 feet like the casket of Dora/
. . So he better not step out to the streets . .
cos I ll martyr him proper/ if I see this '@ss pass' . . like the Spanish footballer!/

So this bloke ll get pissed on/ cos you still won't bring better lines if you go for a fishing/
And don't feel you ll edge this with those flows that you bringing/
. . cos after my punches make your face 'Redden' . . Ill blow your brains over a 'Mill wall' . . ffuck clubs in lower division!/

I'm definately typing to kill ya/ against Tester ya rhyming was weaker/ so on here you ll get eaten like fried eggs or pizza/
. . cos after I torture him 'slow slow' ll be coming to 'Chew the K' . . and its not 'Nigerian singer'!/

I hammer his toes and his knees/ check FFR, hes never been ddope with his frees/ there's no way hes coping with this/
. . My punches are like 'hemorrhagic fever' . . one jab and he ll bleed internally . . like a victim of Ebola disease!/

You'll never leave a mark in the game/ all what you rapping is lame/ why should I bombard ya like Russian tanks in Ukraine/
. . when I know that one uppercut and 'K ll go quiet' . . like 'enunciating Beyonce's family name'!/

You're a naive ddickrider/ and a stanza recycler/ no wonder ya chick lays any faggit that chyke her/
. . her ppussy is like a football formation . . she opens when a player enter the hole . . like an assisting striker!!/

This closer is illy . ./
Exchanging words with me? They shoulda told him its risky . . /
He keeps lying that hes seen every Metropolitan city . . /
. . So its not the 'former finance minister', but he ll now 'See Roma' . . soon as my RPG blow him to Italy . .!/

Heywhizzy: wen I said d tourney is fukked up..it is nt abt d criteria..It is abt d no shows nd failure to post b4 deadline...peace

Stop taking things too serious. Are you getting paid? Chill out bro.

It's a rap tourney for ffuck's sake, issues like this must come up.

Lets just enjoy the moment and go in with the flow, lifes too short to take things too serious.

You think say I dey happy say I don commot?

Heywhizzy: Dis competition is fukked up..tagged voterz shld plz vote according to criteriaz..stp making it seem as if 1 contender defeats d oda in all criteria...no homo,I wanna knw loon dick suckerz frm fb nd beyond,so I can alert mikuz to untag dem..testerfuze,I c u...I nd warriblood say 'southshout to all netcees'

It is not bleeped. Just cause voters are not giving their verdicts with criteria doesn't mean its ffucked.

If you win a battle, voters ll definately vote for you.

Please let the judges be so the tourney can go on smoothly. I'm not paying them, its a voluntary work.

Just chill.

LooNat11kk: how? Count 'em verdicts well bros.

Votes that went in your favour :

Kr0ne, Fuckyouhard, Guykhena and Ema Prince (4)

Votes that went to Glacierz :

JigsawKillah
Elymaxiimas
Mik
Ibime
Giyazz

(5)

Are my missing anything then?

Ibime: Mik why not unsticky thís thread and the Loona vs Glacierz thread so the tourney threads can rise to the top.

I go vote on the tourney battles tomorrow. Hope it won't be too late.

It won't be bro.
I ll start to sticky the tourney thread in the semi final stage. I can't sticky more than 4 threads in this zone. You wan make contestants accuse me of nepotism?


Thanks alot for your time.

iamaromolaeran: hey mikuz...

I got to know bout the tourney late.....I signed up but it was too late and I wanna be part of this....

can I take limericks place since he didn't show.....

if tester agrees I can compose a verse and take him on

Its way too late. Don't stress the King Tournament is coming up in November.

Closed : Gottoboy disqualified for a no-show and Guykhena qualifies for the second round.

Warriblood, chill please, no arguing with voters remember?
Thanks!

Glacierz
Cooger
Ema Prince
Theprekky
Thunderstorm
PaulThor
Ojoawo
Siddoggg
Lagunna


Please vote on this.
Thank you!

Giyazz please stop voting.


Glacierz
Cooger
Ema Prince
Theprekky
Thunderstorm
PaulThor
Ojoawo
Siddoggg


Please vote on this.
Thank you!

More votes please :


Ibime
Glacierz
Cooger
Ema Prince
Theprekky
Thunderstorm
PaulThor
Ojoawo
Elymaxiimus
Siddoggg
Lagunna

Please vote on this.
Thank you!

Thanks voters : Loonat11k wins this and qualifies for the second stage.

Thanks!

Ibime
Glacierz
Ema Prince
Theprekky
Thunderstorm
PaulThor
Ojoawo
Elymaxiimus
Siddoggg
Lagunna

Please vote on this.
Thank you!

Please guys, help with votes, or are my allowed to vote?

Closed : Glacierz wins this.

Voted closed : This battle ended in a TIE!

Thanks y'll voters.

Closed : Limerick disqualified for a no-show. Tester progresses to the second stage.

Thanks!

Ibime
Glacierz
Ema Prince
Theprekky
Thunderstorm
PaulThor
Ojoawo
Elymaxiimus
Siddoggg
Lagunna

Please vote on this.
Thank you!

Thanks!

Ibime
Glacierz
Ema Prince
Theprekky
Thunderstorm
PaulThor
Ojoawo
Elymaxiimus
Siddoggg
Lagunna

Please vote on this.
Thank you!

I couldn't beat deadline due to circumstances beyond. I'm so sorry for this.

Mik disqualified for a no-show. Ksslib moves to the second round.