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ThunderStorm: as in. . the thing tire me. .after them go dey claim sickest illiest realest top notch, notch top whatevr vet. . kai. . 2days defines your abilities. .

btw, you want make we battle. . to vets like us? oga WITHOUT HYPE? . . haba, i need to be ginger biko. .

and no be say I follow you gree that battle sef

Ok no wahala then. I go delete am.

ThunderStorm: Oga, and our rematch?

Good question.

ThunderStorm: Real vet. . real ninga, no long story. . *in Ibime's voice*

I dey tell ya - unlike some niggas wey need 6 months to write one verse.

GIYAZZ: Coogar! My elder brother wants to battle you, I showed him your battle with Siddogg and he got interested. . . He's on facebook and not on Nairaland, but I I'm asking him to join Nairaland, and I think he will. . . He's really d0pe bro, his name is Henry, I will love it if you accept this battle. Lemme see, you and my brother, who's d0per! Lol!

Check out one of his verses:


See, am makin bread with a technique thats
flawless/
Bar in and barred out, A1s in every con-test/
I'll let dis line offend you, just to call it
complex/
Like its too hard for you to digest, abeg no let
d boy vex/
Incase u ain recognize, You face to face with a
monster/
And i brought em quaker-bars ta shake the
place like a sasquatch/
Runnin thru yo hood comin to stomp ya/
Dont get it twisted when i say punches, i
meant d traits of a boxer/
And when am inda zone, decapitation is a go/
Mind like a snow, buh niccas know i got a
heart of coal/
And I'll ffuckin let the shotty blow/
And like d leader of d necromongers, i'll
seperate yo body from ya soul/
Yu b standing watchin yo psyche as it floats, its
no voodoo/
Just one of the few things this bloody chrome
would do/
When i pull back d trig & let d slugs go to you/
Now i ruin(rulin) yo destiny so ffuck d bloke
buju/
Am a renegade like Em and Jay, quick ta let d
semi spray/
And let it scrape, let it break, thru yo faggit
crane(cranium)/
Why not? I keep a piece, if i couldnt keep d
peace/
Riding with me, BEAUTIful, go against, i
unleash d BEAST/
AM ON FIRE!!! and extinquisher dont mean
nothing/
And throwin water is just like pourin fuel in a
big furnance/
Wanna battle? You are funny like "just for
laughs"/
Yall must b gays, Henry Morris' known for
gags/
This not a brag, matter of fact ffuck d feds/
I buck d lead, you inda pool of ya blood and
dead/
Now yu are just for laughs, really, Henry is
more illy/
Than Eric Wright on his Eternal E/
You rappers shouldnt bother me/
Or ama organise u a reunion meetin and send
you where yo grandfather be/




Do you accept??

So Henry A. Morris is your elder brother?

Ibime: Mikuz, I done send you my verse against U3. . . to your personal email. . . .I no know the other one. . .

I got it!!!! lemme holla U3 . . .

LooNat11kk: prekky's in the mood to battle fix him up with someone.

Lets no waste resources then. Why don't we host an 8-netcee competition which ll be referred to as the "Duke Tournament".

The contest ll be open to Only Nairaland battlers, where 8 of the best battlers on this arena will slug it out for who ll be crowned the Duke of Nairaland. This ll enable us maintain a tradition of having two battle events a year. King Tournament (to be hosted every December) and Duke Tournament ( supposedly every September).

If the following netcees indicate interest then lets get on with it :

1. ThePrekky
2. Mikuz
3. Ema Prince
4. Glacierz
5. Loonat11k
6. Thunderstorm
7. Kr0ne
8. Fuckyouhard

Cool?

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 30 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm, Monday 1 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 24 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Saturday 30 August 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

I'm creating two additional threads now.

Ibime Vs U3
Mikuz Vs ThunderStorm

coogar: i have already addressed that - the level of competition is different. if i was battling you, i would drop tonight & still beat the shyte out of you.

it's ibime - i need to have me some rules. it's on my terms & conditions. september 11 or bust. if y'all can't accept that then y'all can fück off..........nicely!

Cooger, no be mouth - you really think you can beat me again?

coogar: let him get the no-show win.
that would really worth his while especially when he's coming out of retirement to battle me. i got a no-show win against him in january too.

i never agreed at anytime to this battle - how it suddenly becomes a no-show when i never agreed is a mystery. but then, this is NL rap section, stranger things have happened.

sep 11 will not be moved!

Not my fault bro . . .

coogar: the problem with these cats is that they need plenty of hours to write. even if you let him have 4 days, he would still come up with useless bars that like bite.
kim kept me waiting for 24 hours when i killed him....battle was meant to take place 12 hrs after we both agreed to do it & kim did a no-show. he didn't get back to me until the following day & he still got spiritually murdered.

fuckyouhard: exactly! i hate that too. it kills the zeal. a normal battle shouldn't take days. kim is too lazy. i just want to prove why i think he's overrated and shouldn't be feared

cooger: kim probably uses a ghostwriter. the total time spent to send him money via paypal & to get his verses takes about 24-48 hrs. this is why he cannot battle on the spot!

^_^

Loonat11k Vs Glacierz

https://www.nairaland.com/1875045/brutal-clash-season-2-loonat11k


Yeyenatu, how far? How body nau?

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 24 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Wednesday 27 August 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

Ibime: You are a sad old man. At your age, see wetin dey motivate you. Thanks for letting us know what you're in thís for. Na so your life waste reach.

It never occurred to you that in the 6 years we've been battling here, we didn't send our battles to FP for a reason. Even when Mikuz tried to send our battles to front page, we asked him not to.

And you are here making mouth about 'everyone wanting to see you' simply because you came here to get yourself to front page. Mr advertiser.

Carry go jor. You are only amusing yourself.

There is not a single vet from here to Facebook hailing you, and you are busy boasting about front page fans wey no dey pay you money - at your age. Get your priorities straight boss, you dealing with a dude who does thís as a hobby, not for fame.

Mikuz abeg set me up for a final battle with U3. As I said from start, Coogar is not here for sport, so a ninja like thís should be ignored cos what he come here for and what we come here for is not the same thing.

Ibime but still send your verse for Cooger please and leave story. You don forget say na FFR be this or what?

I go holla U3 now, but should it end at U3? I have a hitlist here sir.

@Cooger : I'm not gonna give you a whoping two weeks to write 30 lines. That's too long, but since I'm very considerate, I might extend it to 9pm, Friday. I mean, that's the best I can do. Ibime ll get a no-show win if you fail to drop!

oNe!

@ Loonat11k : no wahala. Na una biko.

@ Ibime : Sunday? Nah bro. Send me your verse before 6pm Thursday (Next tomorrow). The deadline remains unchanged. Ibime Vs Cooger is going down on the 28th of this month, end of.

Lagunna: why u dey do like this na.. e be like sey if people no dey top for here u no dey mind dem...we dey don dey beg u to pop thread for ksslib and tester but u no even answer..na wa oo. u know sey na newbie go become champion one day...

So you like the way I wasted my time creating that Iam Vs Vickybash thread abi?

Did I say I ll never pop the thread? Once they alert me concerning the readiness of their verses, I ll create the said thread, why is this simple instruction too difficult to follow?

Sometimes we make things too difficult for ourselves. If I go pop thread now and lets say I ban one of them for doing a 'Vickybash' afterwards, una go start to claim say Mik is a wicked mod who keeps banning people anyway, while forgeting say vickybashing attracts a ban!

Na because of you and Guykhena I change my mind for this admin job, why you come dey yarn like this na?

Ibime: Abeg Mikuz I go send you my verse to post for me as always. I no dey for peekaboo. See as Elymax and FYH dey fight all because their verses did not go through the mod.

Ok sir. Don't fail, send it right away please - 6pm next tomorrow it is.

oNe!

Coogar Vs Ibime

https://www.nairaland.com/1874693/damnation-alley-end-world-ibime

Someone should help hype the thread please.

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 30 lines.

- Deadline is 6pm, Thursday 28 August 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

Ibime: I haven't battled 24 lines in 3 years or more. 30 lines sir.

Ok good . . . setting it up!!!!

Ibime: Pop the thread. . . . his verse against Sid merits me coming out for one last tango. . .

Just remember to clean up the derailers and the known haters of both of us. . .

Great, popping it later on today.
Make I prepare the hype first of all.

24 lines . . . Deadline is Thursday!

YoungDaNaval: Coogar/ibime aint on fb na. And I Can't Reach Em Via Email Due To The Kinda Device Am Using 4 now. Abi u go help me?

What's Cooger's email Id?

Gottoboy no vex. You skipped my memory.

Warriblood I don't tag trouble makers!


Young send the questions to my facebook, so Ill send it to Cooger's email?

YoungDaNaval: The Way Situation Stands, Ah Fink I'm Starting Wif You 4 The Interview. Message me on fb when you're ready.

Start from the top, Cooger/ Ibime should go first, then FYH, KrOne, Loonat11k, Ema Prince, ThePrekky and then Ill follow.

WARRIBLOOD: Time dey SAY is LONGER dan Rope/
you nid no prophet to tell you.. dah COOGER is Do.pe//
so phuck what emaprince thinks.. Where dere is lux...nobody considers SODA as Soap//
he whooped mikuz n Siddog..floorlessly. MURDERED their HOPE.//
if emaprince were to be given a shot.. Gues dis my Bars already SWAY y"all VOTES//
cus COOGER dah beast will treat him like "joseph"... as blood will STAIN iz COATS//
is blind father "JAIL CORP"" wont do anythin....only TeARS will FLOATS//



Da TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!

Lwkm

LooNat11kk: I'm Waiting On Glacierz, I already Have a Verse For Him. He asked me to give him sometime.

After the battle, write for me.

Cooger so whoever wins between I and Fuckyouhard ll face you, right?

teddybiyasi: it will be a pleasure cus that money will be used to hire an ambulance

So Cooger is staking the money then?

Nobody wants to battle again, everyone is feeling too big.

I wish all these so called 'vets' ll borrow a leaf from Fuckyouhard and I, always brave and fearless

@ Thunderstorm and Loonat11k what's wrong with you guys? Why won't you guys rematch? What's all these? Please if you both have finally run outta bars, let us know. Why all these gimmicks?

teddybiyasi: mikuz roger that

Let Cooger put €100 up for the winner?

yeyenatu: Whose he?

FFR na chatroom now ba?

Where is my wrongturn battle na?




YeaYeaNot

Are you on FB?

UlqU3: Only reason that verse got more than 10likes is cuz mod pushed it to FP. And wtf is "beat atleast 2 certified vets" like I'm a newbie? D only battle I have here is against your Best. The rest - Blaq/sid/you/prekky/illscripts/sleak(khimwhyte) I've beaten. So what does "rave of the moment" have to do with opening a battle thread? Smh. Have a nice day.

You don't get it, do you?

Left for me, I ll create the thread right away. Cooger ll not agree to battle you unless he sees about two of your battle verses in NL.

Everyone who battles on FB plus most NL battlers know that you're as good as Cooger, so stop making it look as if I don't want to set it up or are my gonna force Cooger to battle you at knifepoint?