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ELYMAXiimus: what will i gain if i brawl him again? Nothing! It's cool, i'm cool! I'd rather chill and have fun!
I don tire for all this wahala, i no get stregth to dey shout ontop brawl!

If i'm brawling again, it'll be on good terms!

Ain't no tourney coming up?

BTW where's AIRMARK?

A rematch is the only way to prove that you're better than him.
A tourney? I tried to put one together but it seems like niggas aint down for it.
I ll create a thread for it though.

I don't know about Airmarks' whereabouts.

captainflash: mikus, bayski told me he was in nairaland after i had a brawl with him. .but i cnt find him here. .abi, was he banned?

No, hes not active.

@ Elymax, you can pop the thread too?

fuckyouhard: yeah, and i still want a rematch......i want a very clean win this time. that nigga ain't my match and am not braggin. if he's ready for another kick, pls fix our thread

Elymax make I create thread?

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point : GLAZIERZ

After Sid, Elymax and now Loona? You guys keep using ya openers to shoot yourself in the foot. Loona your concept was nice but it wasn't delivered for the kill.

Rhymes - 2 points : GLACIERZ

Too many slants in Loona's verse.

Similes/ Metaphors- 2 points : TIE

Both battlers were very impressive here.

Punchlines - 3 points : TIE

Dayum!! Can't seperate biko.

Personals - 2 points : LOONAT11K

Glacierz ignored this one.

Flow - 1 point : TIE

Seamless!!

Wordplays - 2 points : GLACIERZ

I felt his more.

Closer - 1 point : TIE

MVGT : GLACIERZ

Good battle.

Votes closed : Fuckyouhard wins this . . .

kr0ne: Captain, I dey o. Good thing ur here


Please, let the battlers mention the people they want. I wouldn't like to get in between

Vote please. You're clean!!

fuckyouhard: yes, it's the 3rd smallest state in US and is also known as land of steady habits , i even explained it at the beginnin

The pun was ddope!!

You don still win the battle na.

fuckyouhard: one more thing. mikuz, come and show me where u saw this closer

.....so go back n repair ur flaws/ and try reflect ur flops/
check how many niggas would refer ur drops/ or dissect ur puns/
.............i know u'll regret ur call/
.......coz in my land of steady habits we'd condemn ur jaws/
but since ur a poosie we'd tear ur a..s.shole to connect the cut!!!

Sorry about that, But did you play it with 'Connecticut' (a place in US)?

Ibime
Mikuz
Ema Prince
Theprekky
Thunderstorm
PaulThor
Ojoawo
Fuckyouhard
Limerick
Elymaxiimus
Giyaz
Guykhena
Kr0ne
Siddoggg
Lagunna

Don't vote if I failed to tag your name.

Why do we always like to be treated like animals? If I read any other comment that is not a vote, I ll hide the post and ban the owner.

Open for votes : Only tagged members should vote!!

kr0ne: Where's Yeye? Stubborn girl, I've read all ur insults on Phoenix make I catch u

Welcome back!

What's Yeyenatu's facebook?

@Glacierz, I have Loonat11k's verse, post and Ill follow suit please.

Ibime: U3 first, Ema 2nd, Luna 3rd then you.

I've never battled Ema or Luna before so they got to go first.

Don't worry, it won't take 6 months, by 2 weeks all battles be done.

What Ibime does in 2 weeks, Cooger accomplishes it in 2 decades.

Lmao!!!

coogar: no chance!
FFR has been desecrated by noisemakers. the rules should change. anyone with any material should post his verse to the mods. the mods would post it while the thread remains locked.




that's impossible - my IQ is 180 the last time i checked. with all due respect, siddoggg is a seasoned veteran, a dopë textcee - he's in the top 5 on NL. what are you yapping about? you had your chance with siddoggg & he destroyed you with the pen!



siddoggg's verse wasn't weak - mine was just too powerful & it made his verse look average. i have asked you to bring out any verse on this section in the last 10 years that can stand toe to toe with mine......there's none!

it then means if i had written that verse against anyone including the retired vets, i would still have won. i don't seem to understand you. sid eviscerated you live on camera - what rights have you got to speak about him in this condescending manner?



i have been able to clear 33% of my project. if i go to work tomorrow & clear up to 70%, i might battle this weekend. my cuckoo fanbase & my corporate sponsors are dying to have me back in the ring.




ghostwriter? lolololol
i don't use a ghostwriter - i am ill with the skill. my problem is i rarely have a quiet time to think & write. 24 hours - too short for me. i need about 30 hours everyday to get these effervescent bars out of my chest.

the next person i am battling will commit suicide.

So when are we re-matching then?

Glacierz send it to mikuzezeala@gmail.com

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point : Fuckyouhard

This is not even debatable. FYH got this one, end of. Elymax the same error Sid made against Cooger is the same mistake you made here bro. Your opener was a shot in the foot. You shoulda framed that better to deliver maximum effect. You shoulda done something like this : " . . . the only way he ll get the W, is when I lacerate F into two parts with ease/
You for add effizy by playing 'ease' with 'Es' to compliment the W and F. I hope you get my drift. Nuff said.

Rhymes - 2 points : TIE

Elymax ~ You rhymed 'here' twice in your opener, 'win' and 'ease' ffucked ya pattern up too.
I aint impressed with your second stanza, only 'end' and 'prepared' rhymed well. 'test' and 'excel' doesn't fit in so long as end rhymes are concerned. 'Frail' messed up your 4th stanza. I say no to 'already' and 'him' rhymes in your 9th stanza. I don't agree with 'nig' and 'meal' in your 10th stanza. 'Work' ffucked your 11th stanza up.

FYH ~ 'confessor' does not rhyme with 'correction' and 'oppression'. I'm not happy at rhyming with 'be' in the next stanza. In your 3rd stanza, only 'pprick' and 'read' slanted. 'him' and 'degree' fell off. In your 5th bar, 'me' and 'real' do not fit in. In the following stanza 'come' is forced. 10th stanza and 'me' didn't fit in. In your last bar, 'call' was too slanted.

Similes/Metaphors - 2 points : Fuckyouhard

I did not enjoy any metaphor/ simile in Elymax's verse, apart from the 'F out' line.
Fuckyouhard impressed with his first and second punch. The mascara and obituary concept was good too.

Punchlines - 3 points : TIE

I can't call it.

Personals - 2 points : Elymax

Guess Fuckyouhard cared less about this criterion. Elymax took this clearly, by a mile. To tie this is a mortal sin.

Flow - 1 point : TIE

I COULD have given this to FYH cause he came more seamless when delivering his punch, But its too close to call it.

Wordplays - 2 points : TIE

No wordplay moved me.

Closer - 1 point : Elymax

I think I've seen FYH's before.


MVGT : TIE

Close battle, very close. I ll like to see a rematch. Why were you guys explaining your lines. Una don turn us to iIdiots?
ELYMAX try and make your lines shorter when delivering your punch. YOU did good though.

oNe!

Guykhena organise this shit well na.

ELYMAXiimus: Guykhena, pls tag names to drop verds on that battle, so it'll be concluded! Some hav'nt, they just peeping!



Nawa for some niggas o!


My opener is obviously flying over heads!

personal = tie? Smh

closer = tie? Smh

w/p = tie? Wtf! some niggas saying that "burn again" and "two face" is generic, pls i'd luv it if you post a link where it was used here. I really want to see it, cos me, i hav'nt seen it before! But aside those two, there are still upto ten in that verse! Smh, i should have stated more keys before the verse!
Sh1t is really flying over heads!


Crits i'm meant to get, niggas are calling them a tie! Issokai

Cool it bro, dropping a verdict now!

coogar: see your life - that's rhe best pun ever. i am appealing to sid to permit me to use that bar in my next battle - before you fools sue me on copyright/biting.

cùnt reacting = country acting.
if sid was born 500 years ago, he woulda been william shakespeare's baby brother.

I'm now sure that the M. Keynes Dons disaster is having an adverse effect on your thinking. Ever since that defeat, I've been watching you, na so so opata you just dey yarn!

Cougar are you sure your braincells aren't dying off?

Keep claiming cheap win over that average verse. If that verse was written against my Yeyenatu, the best Sid could gotten could have been a draw! His opener, closer, rhymes and puns were nothing to write home about. He could tie/win Metaphors, flow and/or punchlines. So why are you making a fuss about the mumu win?

Oh, your next battle? The one coming up on February 14 2017?
No wahala, go ahead and use it. By then we go don forget the original owner.

Mr C. A. at times comments like this make me believe strongly that you have a ghostwriter, 'cause with this statement its hard to think you're the same nigga who wrote that verse against Siddoggg.

coogar: but why would any male pose as female? is it to take advantage over the females he would be battling it or is he using that to catch randy billy-goats like mikuz in the act?

Na better craze dey worry you. Thunder don fire you finish. Mumu boy.
Mr Country acting

GLACIERZ: Tell him to come out. . . Leme drop and go to bed

I thought you said you did not write?

coogar:




nollywood = country acting = cünt reacting

you know siddoggg trounced you with lighter bars the other month. his verse wasn't bad, i just had a killer verse that would have crushed anyone in the history of this section.

Your verse had nothing to do with the ddopeness of Sid's verse. Once a verse is good it is good. Lil Wayne's verse killed it in "No Love", did his verse make that of Eminem wack?

That verse is not as high as you rate it. If that verse was against U3, ThePrekky or Ibime. You'd have lost. You ll probably tie opener, draw punchlines, flow and similes and lose closer, pun and rhymes!
So stop flattering yourself. The only new stuff I saw in his verse is Deck in Cicily, apart from that, his other ideas were either average or generic.

Ask anyone who read Sid Vs Mik. You're just playing devil's advocate.

Cooger explain how details/ the tails is not a generic pun. Have you not seen it before?

Did you see any generic pun in Mik Vs Sid? And stop deceiving people, Sid never beat me in NL.

GLACIERZ: Wey I and loonatikk thread?

I never even write anything

So you never still write? And Loonat11k told me that your verse is ready, that you guys are dropping today. Smh!

coogar: ibime made that up - there's no anambra chic anywhere. i only rebutted that line to prove to bis that my lines were fresh as at then - not prewritten.

my sex life is fantastic unlike you that pursue all the males disguising as females on FB. we saw your weak lines trying to woo khimwhyte - my dog would have dropped a better pickup line.

kim, you need lectures from me on how to score.



sid's verse wasn't average - my verse made it seem so. if sid had written that for you, it woulda been a flawless victory. sid had a dopē verse it's just that i was on another level that night - i had taken about half a bottle of jack daniels with my iPod blaring modenine's paradigm shift album in my system.

Sid's verse was average!

He started by explaining his puns. WTF! Are we iidiots?

Then he got off to the worse start ever. That opener was literally a shot in the foot. That's the kinda opener I expect from a noob, not a vet. Almost all his puns were generic. Split C like Moses staff, details/ the tails? What the eff is 'country acting'?

coogar: all those girls you woo tell you no & they come to my apartment to gimme brains in the night. siddon dere make bra dey wear you?



i am not even up to the half of the square root of your age & yet you are still writing WAEC.



i am the #1 representative of this section. corporate sponsors have been after me since friday........i don't even know which of the endorsements to sign now. i keep seeing loya milk, glo, PZ & access bank....

kim, follow my lead.....

How far your Anambra babe? Are you guys still together or she has finally dumped you? I'm sure she has by now! Cooger have you ever paused a minute to think about your failed ssex life?

Sidd's verse was average, he didn't even come half as hard as he did against me. Give him a rematch!

coogar: kim - what do you want?
a tasteless battle with no quality or top notch battle that would keep the blogosphere spinning? take it or leave it - the bar has been raised here.

my mission is to top the last battle with a material of higher quality. siddogg's battle was 99%. if i were to top that, i have to produce 100% material & we both know that can only be achieved with serious preparation.

if i actually know sid's addy, i would have told my goons to chop off his hands so he wouldn't be able to write again. that nucca is scary as hell. don't worry, the battle will happen - i just need to clear some office projects & then I would write.

be patient......

Leave story, if you can't write a quality battle verse that ll leave the blogosphere spinning in less than 48 hours then you're not a vet.

If you wrote Sidd's verse (99%) in less than 3 hours then what stops you from making it 100% in 2 days?

Ibime don lose interest already.

Truth be told, your verse against Sid is one of the best battle verses NL has ever seen. So if it truly took you 2 hours to write it, I don't see how you won't beat or tie Ibime if you use 2 days to write for him.

yeyenatu: Awwww... my ushy kushy pooshie... chop kiss... hehehehe... no b brawl oo.. na mojo of words we wan do... hehehehe...


Pervs alert!!!

if I catch you? If I catch you? If I catchh you ehhn?!



YeaYeaNot

In public? Please lets find a room and go and enjoy ourselves before Cougar starts desecrating this place with premature eejaculation. You know he has low sperm count, you wan make he lose the small ones he try get?

coogar: commissioner for enjoyment, i hail o!!!
how body?



your court case involving khimwhyte is yet to be judged, your body is already shaking with temperature again? kim - about 400 years ago, i would have sanctioned your castration........manually!

unfortunately, we humans have evolved!

Na jealousy go kill you. When your mates were learning how to woo girls you were busy wanking your life away with "Key" soaps. Now see your life?

You think you're getting any younger? Next winter ll make you 49 and you'll still a bachelor? What are you?

We humans? Cougar so if them say make all humans come out now you go follow too? You're still a primitive wild animal in case you forgot, Keep deceiving yaself. At best na humanoiditus or homo orangutanus you be.

coogar: yeyenatu is a chicken - i didn't say it behind her. teddy used to be fearless but she's now a chicken too. she's suddenly scared of battling after reaching an agreement to battle. me thinks people who duck battles should now be getting banned "to post verses either on FFR or anywhere....." for lengthy months.

that's the only way they will take this place serious. the next time yeyenatu ducks, slam her with 6 months. if she posts any verse, hide it. she won't be able to battle anyone & even her verses would be hidden. that's my humble suggestion, honourable kim kardashian. lest i forget, any mod that is found to be corrupt too should auto-ban himself.

It's like the heavy humiliation MK Dons gave to your team is now starting to affect your reasoning?

You should be the one getting a 6-month ban for belittling the apple of my eyes. Cougar, what's your problem?

If it is justifiable to ban my Yeyenatu then I gat to say that its also right to ban you for asking me to give you 3 weeks to write a battle verse. Cougar 21 ffucking days.

Cooger it's now clear that you're the one who sent hoodlums to attack Siddoggg, so you ll have over a month to write for him. You think I didn't know your plan?

9/11 my left yansh. You were planning to set the battle on this date so you go send terrorists to Ibis too? Cougar, you are taking this battle ish too far. I see, when you told us you're a political assassin I thought it was a joke o.

You want to battle Ibime in September and battle ThePrekky on April 2015, then battle U3 on December 2016, and end ya career my re-matching me in March 2017. cooger are you okay?

yeyenatu: Na coogar, not Cooger jo...

Yeye!! Wetin I resemble for ya eye? Hehehehehehehehehe!!! Na wrongturn I wan battle or fyh... I wan be fowl for one of those two, make dem open my yiansh for outside! u dey distract me laugh mode jo...

Good night!


YeaYeaNot

Ok cooger shey? No mind am sha. Na jealousy go soon kill am.

Na my queen you be nau. Anytime I see your nick na so my body go dey shake, my temperature go just increase no be small.

Chai!!

yeyenatu: Whc one? Yeye na two ooo, which one u dey find?



YeaYeaNot



Na by force to battle? Whc level? Na wrongturn I want ot fuckyouhard... @mikuz

Anything for you, Where's Wrongturn? Let him confirm so I go pop thread sharp sharp!

If space no dey for the thread, I ready to delete Ibime Vs U3 to create space for you, I swear.

Ibime: Hes dropping Monday. Hes got two battles before then.

Oboy that one far na.

Since your battle with Cooger is no longer holding, send me the verse you wrote for him make I enjoy.

coogar: what's wrong with yeyenatu & teddy sef? why are these 2 chickens scared to battle each other?

Na my Yeyenatu you dey call chicken?

Cooger is there anything wrong with you?

teddybiyasi: mikuz any ish for we newbies

Yes! A battle thread for you and Yeyenatu.