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Sadiyaene:
Lubish I want to become a porn star too o How do I go about it now

When next BBN starts apply... That's the easiest way to become one

This is a b!tch and not a dog..

Caring0:
Hello guys, I'm thinking of going into blogging out of cheer boredom, since I have nothing doing I just stay at home all day long playing games, I have a desktop and a laptop with a very good smartphone, I'm sooooo bored these days I don't know what to do and I don't like going out, even if I go out to shoprtite to watch movies after the movies are over I feel bored back yo, so I need something to always keep me super busy guys, please advice. Is blogging is a good idea, atleast to while away boredom while still making some money!

Other suggestions are welcomed. I just need something to do online because my gadgets are becoming almost useless to me now since I have noting doing with them other than gaming lol.

Bro let passion be your motive..

I was told blogging requires a lot of hard work and patience

Is there any verse in the Bible that says we should close our eyes during prayers?

Please someone remind me..

All am seeing is a young successful guy, his kids and a leech.

Y'all ho.es are disgusting..
Who told you your dirty smelling pads can be used for rituals?
Even if it's been used it'll not be effective..
The gods don't accept dirty things as sacrifices..
That's just a mad woman on the street..

Jessidaisy4:
Have you met all girls

When census is conducted, do they always count all the people before coming into conclusion the number of people in a country?

pp802:
I respect you a lot, but I'm disappointed that you commented. You actually made me comment, which is this post. You of all people should know the Op is a local olosho. Read majority of her comment. She's so bitter. She's a full time prostitute. You shouldn't have commented.

Op is a "HE" not a "SHE"

Don't go to a hotel.
If he can't offer you a job without having a taste of your cooch then such job isn't meant for you.

Don't be tired of job interviews. Keep trying.

Nothing comes easy.

Best of luck

kimbraa:
Of course, it'll be disgusting when it's those road side mechanics you date.

Thank you.. I like real people.

Not hypocrites.
Wear your true color regardless..

Colourich:
Thats very disgusting.

U this girl.
U couldn't stand the heat? I guess that was the reason you left the kitchen..

I mentioned you on a thread and u didn't comment means u finally agreed to my points.

Blame the women.

S€X was supposed to be free and fair activity (because both parties enjoy it) while relationship was supposed to be partnership but women have turned it both into lucrative businesses.

Our ladies are very lazy. They don't wanna work yet the our greedy.

In other to meet up with their peers they start selling their bodies.

pp802:
Are your sisters prostitutes?

My sisters are not prostitutes!

Don't generalize next time

Do you follow your sisters to every place they go that u know the ain't bleeping around?

Get some couple niggas with cash and set your sisters up there u will know that every girl in Nigeria is a slu.t

Love conquers all.

CAPSLOCKED:

HOW DUMB IS HE THAT HE FAILED TO SENSE THE SET UP FROM THE FIRST FEW LINES?

HOW MANY GIRLS IN THIS NIGERIA WILL MESSAGE YOU FIRST.. NOT TO TALK OF COMPLIMENT YOU, AND SEND YOU SPICY BOÔTY PICS WITHOUT HESITATION.

EVEN YOUR OWN "GIRLFRIEND" WILL HARDLY CALL OR TEXT. WILL HARDLY INITIATE A CHAT UNLESS SHE WANTS A FAVOUR.
THIS ONE JUST LOSE GUARD ANYHOW.


THE "BOY" IS A DISGRACE.

I am not believing that chats.. Except that Chinedu boy is a boy of 12yrs.. A real man will know this is a game

Peterdreddblog:
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A beautiful young Somalian girl has gone VIRAL - for showing off her amazing body on social media. What's even more amazing is that according to the model - her "sexy" pics do not violate the Quran.

Pics below

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She sure can make a gay nigga reconsider..

Nigerian girls are all prostitutes (including the married ones). When are y'all going to get this fact?

With money you can buy the heart of any naija girl regardless her status..

jessca048:
why not add her number to the blacklist on your phone, if she still persist threaten her that you would report her to her husband. never avail yourself to be alone with her good luck

This is a wrong advice. Threatening the woman is DANGEROUS.

Women are Devils.

And the society has been programmed to favour these who.res.

The woman might accuse the dude of rape or attempted rape if the dude attempt threatenin her.

Whatever a woman says is what the society believes.

There are a lot of men living at the mercy of their wives.
This domestic violence, men are also victims.
They are being abused by their wives but the don't talk they don't raised alarms cause they society won't believe them.

It's a fvcked up world we living in.


Everything has been programmed to work in favor of these illogical beings.

Ungrateful brats I call them.

Jamariwolff:
Ok we get it, some guys are just struggling financially and you 'Love' him, and decided to enter a 'relationship' buh you mustn't deprive yourself of good things of life babe.
I've never dated a man in Dangote's calibre but I enjoy myself more than ladies who do! And here's how. Keep reading.

Pls don't enter a relationship to suffer pls. He's handsome, and so what? Na handsome you wan chop? He's tall, is height food?

IPhone 9 and 9+ would be rolled out really soon, and you haven't even gotten IPhone 7 yet. Wise up.

1. Reduce sex duration and frequency:
It's a known fact that broke guys can spend all their lives on top a females private part. Don't fall victim!!
How can one man be servicing twice a day and 5 times a week, and he doesn't spend that much on you.

I wised up, and so did my friends. So wise up girl.
If possible stop giving him sex till he spends that dough. If he's still stingy, reduce frequency and you can even take excuse to runaway when he wants to cùm leaving him frustrated.

2. Increase your dating age spec:
What is wrong in a 20 year old dating a 42 year old. Pls shut up. He can handle all my finances and you shuld be minding yor business anyways.

3. Combine partners:
Humans are naturally not monogamous , so yea you can have 3 boyfriends while keeping the broke one. It depends on how emotionally mature you are.

4. Open your mouth and talk when you need something:
Stop being hypocritical. Your boyfriend might want to spoil you good but you closed your mouth. How do you expect him to know you're out of groceries or junk food or laundry materials. Sigh.

5. Improve your calibre of friends:
I'm close friends with Dj cuppy (otedola's daughter)and that has helped me know rich people around here.
This is class bitch. Open your head and think of people to roll with.
You can't be following a nobody and expect to meet a somebody. Mtxheew.

Lalasticlala

What does it pay you to live a fake life?

You are a guy behind this moniker and almost everybody knows.

Stop being fake and go get a life.
Pvssy ass nigga

Rosay15:
... Why not in Nigeria now d only problem is dat it only take d grace of God to find a good woman and good man.

There's no good girl in Nigeria please. With or without God's grace you can't find any good girl.

Nigerian ladies born from the 80s are useless, leeches, prostitutes, unfaithful, ungrateful, wolves, brainless, the list is endless...

I'd rather be a monk than rock with them..
Fvck them all..
They are cursed..

sacajawea:
These days girls don't even trip all they want is..
Even with your pot belly and Kleg

I've dated a girl till we broke up even till today she doesn't know my last name and my state of origin..

She cared less.


And my motto is "DON'T TELL IF THEY DON'T ASK"

Wow! Wow! Where can we find this kind of woman ?

QueenMarvella:
My Boyfriend Is Just Getting More Annoying These Days. He Won't Call nor text for days, always claiming to be busy .
But anytime we see, he will turn to the sweetest guy on earth and I will feel like things should stay that way forever. But once we say bye to each other, it's the same story until when we see again.

It's not a long Distance Relationship as u guys may think but I don't know whats' stopping him from showing care through calls and texts too. He doesn't pick my calls too most times and that's what I hate most.

I like clingy, I like double texts, phone calls, Good morning and Good night texts.

And now, am getting tired of the relationship.

Dunno what to do,any advice ,Pls.

Sister if you can't stay the heat please leave the kitchen.

Allow the young man to focus on his life's purpose.

Ishilove:
Old timers like us all know that there is a sane human being behind this mask of yours.

I think mimimile93 is a jerk, but i don't wish death upon him. Just keep being the consistent, pain in the neck albeit hilarious troll that you are. At least it has helped someone to live.

What do you mean?

Soldierbwoys:
Good evening nairalanders, we had sex last March 2week 2018 because i found out i had scabies so i didn't want to infect her , after that she traveled since then we don't communicate much, she called me today that she's back and she's pregnant for me
NOTE : we had sex 2nd week of March
NOTE: She said she's been seeing her periods that she checked through a test tube
Is this possible?? I'm so bleeped up and confused.

How many months is the pregnancy ?

When you talk about beauty, I consider brains too and not just physical look.
Unfortunately none of these Nigerian ladies have brain..
The physical beauty is useless without brains..

zoho23:
A Nigerian man simply identified as Kcee Turkey buys a Benz for his Ex-girlfrind (Jane), explains his reasons of buying it.

He wrote:

Benz touched Nigeria yesterday, I bought this 'Benz' officially for my EX GIRL FRIEND (JANE) for 2 reasons. 1. You was there for me 2013 when the street was very ROUGH 2. To say am sorry for hurting you, humiliating you in front of your friends after you still didn't take their advice to leave me 2013 and for everything you did for me. I then think i saw little money and left you.

Jenny baby i hope your bf won't be mad so much just tell him is a gift which you well deserve, such a nice gal with no drama a gal with a heart of gold, she will always want you to succeed. I appreciate so much for everything you did for me. my God will bless you baby gal.

More @: http://trendinghelm..com/2018/07/nigerian-man-buys-benz-for-his-ex.html

This is a trap.