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clem babe we re on thesame level i dont know am kinda curious sha but i think am giving up sha

@ MIGINES
I DONT OOO its been on forever and they keep repeating thesame words,

cool

atleast it got crazykid laughing thats good oh

heard this b4

[s]clicks on the back button looks for something new[/s]

Migines:
@crazy kid
Noooo O. Dont misintaprete; its only u nd d poster.

cant stop laughin men

Migines:
ONLY A NIGERIAN BY BIRTH IS PERMITTED TO YAB 9JA!
Any oda persn can shove their comments up there asshole.

@tess just assume it waznt miggy that rote this(aldo it waz me) just think of it as a NIGERIAN

haba dont u think u re a bit harsh but men cant stop laughing still

i just remebered this one
some old folks went for a dinner party
and the mc told them when they all get home they should do something memorable
that will rekindle the fire in their romantic lives
then the old couple looked at themselves smiled at eachother and noded   
they got home the hubby said to the wife,  honey do u remember what the mc said
they wife said mmhm  so what is it u want me to do,
the hubby then says i want u to give me a BJ u know u ve not done that in ages,
then the wife says okay darl anything for u,
then she kneels down and gets down to business a couple of minutes later the man had come in her mouth,
she looks up and said to the hubby darling,  the man says hm
and she said KISS ME,  the hubby said HM HELL NO

men today i got some serious toasting, i never knew guys still did things like that, this guy came up to me in the bank and he started by baby u re pretty i wish i knew u a million years back please tell me where he was a million years back, then he said he wished he was thre on my naming ceremony that do i know y? he said he would ask to ve the priveledge to give me a second name n that the name would ve been princess(he even defined princess to me and the various types), can u imagine then he said something about my parents that he will like to know such parents that can go through the pain of caring for me to this stage in my life, CAN You JUST IMAGINE? MY OWN PARENTS OOOO  which parent will not take care of their parent i had to ask the guy if (my only qtn for him though) he was priviledged to ever meet his parents and he said yes,
anyways i didnt mean to bore u guys with it just that when this whole thing was going on i was thinking about sharing it with u guys

waoh LMPYAO
laughing my pretty yellow arse off

MEN THIS IS HILARIOUS
u know they record all thses conv in naija aswell it ll be the bomb if someone acn bring it out too, naija chapter ll be crazy

nooo guys! u guys shouldnt start another one word association here again
i sing to u guys

All we re saying give us some jokes!!!!!!!!!!

yeah bon weekend y all

@ migines
nice ans for the sec but do they call new babies strangers atleast they were expecting the baby and it couldn have been a stranger.
please try i want the ans now am going crazy ooooo

can u imagine if i talk now some people ll say am being a critic
@ clemcykul
i cant do better than that tx

hahahahahahahahahahaha
i love the english men nice one

What a wife nice one

do u remeber these P.S
cool
calm
collected

2 good
2 be
---------
4 gotten

its not thier fault they write as its pronouced

randy old man, fro the fact that he performs is not enough he wants to score

okay oo i give up!

yes now Aliko Dangote
as per Igbo man he wants wealth and not Wisdom

@ tessybaby
u seem not to get the point y is there romance forum or isnt there enough space to post such, i believe in calling a spade a spade, i want to read and write jokes thats y i come to jokes forum and not some love stuff lets be real please thats not asking for tooo much!

An Ibo man was converted to Islam, after all said and done; he was asked what name he would like to bear,
he was given options of Ibrahim (Abraham), Suleiman (Solomon), Musa (Moses) and a host of others.
He asked what good were the names, then the imam told him that if u choose any name there will be hope
that God will bless you the way he blessed those with the names originally, then the Ibo man asked
"how about Dangote

@ Jeovy
yeah that one was cool!
then i l;ove fido dido aswell

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this is not the rite thread for this. this place is meant to be for jokes please,

hmmm nairalanders hmmm u people like food thats how u know only food advert apeal to u

FCMB
oh no My bank and i
FCMB ayayayayay aayayayayayaya
, blah bla bla,

waoh

u people dont hear word abi
@ mustay
Iya Aje ko Eran Iya Oshogbo ni

@ iody
madam i feel u oooo its just that i dont want these gys feeling all we re good at is nagging and nothing else