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u guys should stop trying hard to solve it, its already being solved i see dicks and pricks flying around wen its actually scarce in some places like, here

nice funny i saw it coming.

nice

u re bringing down my moral

@ game over is my brain shut down smart one

please do u know how they came about this? was that font type programmed by the terrorist am i thinking too far

wooohhh

nice one waoh Laughing my cute ass off

if the original post is'nt funny atleast the rplies re hilarious so its not time wasting afterall
@ IB
its just that wen u want to say something about bus conductoe or driver or anything rerlated to that people always expect much

crazykid:
I don't get it

do u ever get anything, i need to clear my mind too am getting currupt nairaland has kobalised me

naija ll love max for saving Ofune mama she has not really made an impact on viewers yet so anything can happen the longer she stays the better, her true potentials shall unviel.
@ lawyerchap how now?

@ seun
whoever that person is no wonder that person needs to know the real reason he was sent out of school
@ funniest tread many
@ funniest post too many
cant just pick one
but really the funniest post is the(What a wife) telemarketer posted by moi in the jokes forum

nice very nice
@ clemcycul
tell me tell me

disgusting

forsake haaaaaaaaaaaaaa am always under the table now! as u can see my head is blocked cant seem to compose my jokes, anyways how u dey?

@phenomenom
how now

hmmm we re 6 yeah half a dozen
1, Moha
2, Munir
3, Milda n thats me
4, Mahel
5, Maya
6, Majid
i really dont know wat my parents trying to do creating an M family wat if my bobo's name starts with M do i continue?

hm

PRISON BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael scofield is my hubby and he knows

for im country na guy

seun must feel like a hottie he wants to date for fun na wa ooooo in yoruba they say osheeeeee!

its not even about those that watch local tv prog do u people value people's lives at all or is this not thesame prog that one of them got down my God wat is happening to u people the programme should ve been suspended if not cancelled this sad

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large
bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the
bags?"

"Sand," answers Juan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about that ~ get off the bike." The guard
takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.

The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"

"Sand," says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags
contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, who crosses the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events if repeated every week for three years. Finally,
Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a cantina in
Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's
driving me crazy. It's all I think about. I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

cooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll

@ deekseen
tx oooo
i dont even know wat some people think at times

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One for the sisters and for the guys too so they can learn !!!!!





In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist, He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure,

The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

MEN NEVER LISTEN

Is that true?

cos there re so many rats in nigeria
y re fingers noy equal?

u can ve joint acoount and still maintain ur personal account its really a sad case wen u hear about guys that spend thier girls money.

u wont appreciate BBN untill u watch BBA my God its so boring but with Richard and Tatiana its not really bad BUT BBN was da bomb

nana:
Shanga what?!

madam thats the best yoghurt in naija its sold in Abuja ask they will tell u but am not sure of the spelling though but!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its the best

@ deji
u practically stole the thread nice one

guess wat my sis brought shangalinku yoghurt for me and i had it this morning! i feel terrible