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pls dont bring down my moral

really wats with d head

this is funny, mufu is funny, and ur responses aswell i cant still stop laughing
@ rasulua
lol

i see i see i see ;d ;d ;d ;d

one and two heard it b4 but tx for bringing all skull back

it is cruel, i saw a documentary on it long time ago, do u guys know that there are diffrent types of female circumcision as a result of that some women bleed to death during child birth, it is said to curb promiscuity meanwhile most circumcised women are said to be nympos cos they cant get enough of sex. they should stop this humilation

there is a reason for every thing

@ phenomenon
wats up i didnt get that, DARK? HOW?

hahahahahahahahahahahahshahahaha
disgusting also niiiiiccceceeeeeeeeeeeeee

@ femib26
like i said i got it n i decided to share!

Just got this, someone sent it to me and i decided to share.

One day in d front seat of a bus, a boy said 2 himself - if my Papa na King, my mama na Queen, I go be Prince; If my Papa na Lion, my mama be Lioness, I go strong.
The bus driver asked him - 4 say your papa na Agbero and your mama na Ashawo, wetin u 4 be? The boy looked at him and said: Bus driver!

sis take it easy its so good to laugh n make people laugh tx

;d

fxxk

men u re on ur own o ur jokes re , just dont know to describe it

hiss

i wonder people adopt the idea of cacthy topic

what a wife really lol nice one

@ Lagoschic
i feel u oooooo do they still sell that sweet? it was top of the worl sweet oh
@ everybody
i dont think there will be serious confusion only for the ignorant ones i believe it will make our economy better people will hold on to our beloved currency more with respect than ever ans also our ever loyal political leaders will be looking for a way again to carry out naira God will help us

three women visits a psychologist for addiction problems, psychologist relates to the women on how they have made thier addiction tell on thier kids names

psychlogist says to the 1st woman: meryline your adiction on sweet things made u name ur daughter Candy

psychologist says to the2nd woman: Debbie your addiction on liqour made u name ur girl Brandy

And before the psychologist turned to the 3rd woman she stands up with so much anger grabed her sons arm and says DICK come lets go! we need to get out of here and not listen to this rubbish

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success
as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "Billionaire

wat a good thing to know us by

lol@ true love joke

Why I Fired My Secretary

Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant
and say, "Happy Birthday!", and
possibly have a small present for me

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone "Happy Birthday."

I thought,
Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids,
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to
breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way Happy Birthday! "
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!"

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day,
We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?"

I responded,
"I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
" Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok," I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .
Followed by my wife, my kids,
and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy
Birthday.

And I just sat there,

On the couch,



Naked.

this is disgusting

@ mishoo nice one

hey the funniet part was wen the man was laughing not knowing that wat goes round comes back around
@Aiphie
u re right oooo

ce-yohn:
d man get gutter mind

oga wat kind of dirty mind is that wat more meaning can u read to the signs on the post. the man must ve been so frustrated

:p

nothing is the best part of it
but guys cant still do without us and our probs