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I do like operating phone and computer, i like any thing accessories, buh i just wrote my jamb this year and i got a good grade, i choose architecture as the course i wanna do, but to the truth be told, i love operating phone and computer, i always do online biz too, nairalanders please advice me, which course do you think is suitable for me as we both know naija is a hell....insult and everything is accepted, buh try to add your advice to it.....

He's a good man or not, it doesn't concern you, face what u came to dis world to do, wetin concern una with dis man mata sef, people wey him don epp go always see am as there angel, and by d way, those oloriburuku wey dey jugde am, if them get chance to see am, them go say make him pray 4 them oo

Good day brothers and sisters, please i want you people to highlight me more on this result.....
i want to study architecture in university of ibadan and i need just five credit in my waec result, this is how the result goes....MARKETING-B3, GEOGRAPHY-C6, CIVIC-C4, ENGLISH-D7, MATH-C6, AGRIC-B3, CHEMISTRY-C4, PHYSICS-B3, BIOLOGY was cancelled in my center, please nairalanders highlight me more, does this result qualify for architecture course, which of the subject do i need to work hard on, if i will be enrolling in another coming exam, please i want a help please.....admin please if you can help me, by pushing it to the front page, i will really apprecite it.....thanks to everyone....

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i just downloaded this song, iwo la o ma bo by Tope Alabi & TY Bello, people have been abusing me seriously about the song that what is the meaning of bo bo bo she is saying, that the song is not meaningful that i should stop playing the song, but nairalanders what is really wrong about the song, she was only mentioning GOD'S name and not ogun, sango, obatala or ifa, so what is really wrong about it, because i love hearing her songs, am a fans of Tope Alabi, i wish if she can also see this post as well.....i really needs your comment nairalanders.....thanks

Death try sha, death wait's for him to finish is tenure, goodbye

So raping is now the new trending story in town now, people are now dragging each other, accusing each other for raping, woman adjust the way you wear your cloths, nowadays the way woman are wearing their cloth, only an impotent will not be aroused, even an impotent get arouse gan, the way you are wearing the cloth nowadays is tempting many men who are innocent, bringing them down to do what they are not intend of doing, women please adjust the way you wear your clothes, i dont say you shouldnt dress nice, but add sense to your dressing, stop wearing the top that will show 90percent of your breast and a skirt that will show your almost your hips out, it is hard to resist from seeing a woman's unclothedness, women please help yourselves to reduce this raping stuff

#theactofrapingshouldstop

Did i have your number before or did i call you before....changing your number should be your problem not mine
#stillyourfan

I dont just know why the hate him

bro cool down, do u knw why she did it, do u knw what she is facing b4 she did it, do u pray 2 be under dis situation one day and they get u roasted

hmmm...love sha

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Why did u say so

Pls nairalanders i need your advice...
my girlfriend is really offending me, is it bcuz she know i truly love her or what, just early this year, i caught her cheating on me and i ask her about it, she denied it, but due to the prove with me, she surrender and promise not to do so again, she do distribute her number to people she know and dont know online like a harlot, i have warned her severaly but she kept begging me, this is the 6th times we are having misunderstanding this year, but due to the love i have for her, i do forgive her, so yesterday i caught her again doing the same thing, she was even asking a guy if he have a girlfriend or not, i was like what is wrong with this girl gan, i confronted her yesterday evening and she cant deny because she knows i will show her my prove, she have been asking for last chance since the third quarel btw me and her, this is the 7th times for this year only and she is still asking for one more chance again...
Pls nairalanders what should i do oo, come to my aid...

Someone covered my eye from behind at the market of odo-ori, iwo, osun state and asked me to guess who he was, he promise to give me 100k if i could guess accurately.
After guessing for about 10mins, he tried to remove his hand as i couldn't guess it right, but i insisted that he should not remove his hand because i told myself that i must win this money.
After like 20mins, i was tired and could not guess it right. I therefore ask him to remove his hand as my bet don cut, then he gently remove his hands and to my greatest surprise...Behold it was a mad man, i was like OMG Miracle Nla what have you come across this morning, please advice me, what should i do to this mad man because right now i am with plywood on my hand...please advice me..



#Miracle_Nla

Husband arrive home late after a stressful day.
Wife rudely ask him: o ma ya yin o, e ku irin, lati ibo le ti nbo (you're early back today, weldone, where are you coming from)
Husband: lati orun ni (from heaven)
Wife: se eri awon obi mi (did you see my parents)
Husband: mi o gba orun apadi koja (i didn't pass through hell fire now)
neighbours have been seperating them since 3 hours now
(Please who do you think is at fault among the two couple)


#Miracle_Nla

if you love him, you can borrow him, since you said he is broke due to the lockdown, he may even be testing you on the order hand, because men truly love women who can do and undo for them, i think he may be testing you, to know who you are, how much you cares for him....asap

it will resemble all of them na, it true

generaltbn:
Please do your jokes, but making caricature of our Lord saviour of the world on Calvary is what I can't guarantee . It's punishable

thank you sir, oh lord 4give me

Who ever sold kunnu #1000 as hand sanitizer to my grandmother, your days are numbered oo...

A man caught a thief at night in his kitchen at eleyele area of ibadan, just when the man was to go raise alarm, the thief said "do you remember what i said in the bible? I said "i will come like a thief in the night, i have come again, blessed are you among men that you have stay awake as i told you.
Then the man look at the thief, smiled and replied to him "sir you have fallen into the hands of the pontius pilate again, i will nail you tonight...the thief fainted.

happy easter in advance....

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Please nairalander how can i post on this forum for everyone to see, please i need your help...

Please nairalanders how can i post a news or history on nairaland forum so that everyone can see it

That what will call true love from the womenThat what will call true love from the womenThat what will call true love from the women

Her attitude

Just think if you are the one in her shoe too, if she is the one trying to this to you, what will you also feel, just continue the relationship, because you are lucky seeing someone who love you and who is not cheating on you, so dont lost your gold for just a stone...asap