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FamilyRe: My Wife Has Taken My April Fool's Joke All Wrong...please Help!! by missjane: 6:35am On Apr 02, 2016
People fail to realize that anyone playing the April Fool prank is actually the fool themselves when kasala burst, not the person they are deceiving. He had peace in his home all this three years and he said he prefers trouble cos of some lousy April 1st game.. sorry sir. It takes only one lie for someone to change the perception they had about u.
CelebritiesRe: Northern Actors Hold #PardonIbinaboFiberesima Walk (Photos) by missjane: 11:14am On Mar 18, 2016
Truth be told Nigerian Prison is worse than death sentence. That's why people are clamoring for pardon. It's better they tell her to pay heavy compensation to the family. Then her friends can rally round to help her since it was an accident. Make una no forget #Dasuki gate and others that willfully sacrificed the lives of our soilders because of their greed.. please o, at least give her option either paying one billion naira or 5years in prison or firing squad. Let her choose herself.. biko.
CrimeRe: Gay Man Caught In Ondo Dies From Beating (Graphic Photos) by missjane: 12:57pm On Mar 13, 2016
Chai make oyibo pple no see this kind post o.. them fit attack Nigerians in their country.. the kind of solidarity these gay people show themselves worldwide no dey here..
RIP sir.
And all those that cast the first stone which killed this man, be sure say una never commit any sin at all since you were born o.. because not only will his blood be on your heads, una go suffer the same faith in God's hand. Bible says the measure you used to judge another will be used to judge you.
PoliticsRe: Photos From The Burial Of Nasir Zarummai, Ex-Commissioner In Sokoto by missjane: 3:12pm On Mar 05, 2016
Such a handsome man.. RIP sir..
CelebritiesRe: "Your Birkin Bag Is Fake" - Fan To Linda Ikeji, 'I'm Too Rich To Buy Fake Bag', by missjane: 3:17am On Feb 16, 2016
Linda is officially qualified to buy made in Aba bags sef if she wants.. with the price she bought her house.. she has officially received d everlasting right for all stuff she buys to be termed as genuine.. make dem free am abeg..she rocks big time..
EducationRe: FG Sacks 13 University Vice-Chancellors by missjane: 5:06am On Feb 14, 2016
Please the new VC for NOUN should look into this fraud NOUN calls results.. publish scores in different centers. I'm sure they sell people's scores behind them. That's why they bann you from writing your name on your script. You finish writing exam and with good CA, you will find E or C as exam grade. No accompanying score if you complain they say you should pay 10k for remarking which won't even be processed till you graduate from the school.. its very discouraging..
Christianity EtcRe: Father Mbaka Moved To A New Parish As Assistant Parish Priest by missjane: 1:06pm On Jan 31, 2016
Atlantian:
That mad mbaka has finally been tamed. Let him go and die in the forest.
You may have to wait for eternity before that happens. Fr Mbaka has over 4500 employees in Enugu state, so far the highest employer of labour I know apart from Innoson. He is a very humble person. He can afford to buy a duplex at his new parish if he so desires, but he doesn't take worldly possessions as anything. I may not understand what suffering he is talking about but God the Father that called him is more than able to keep him and see him through.
Christianity EtcRe: Are You Comfortable In Your Place Of Worship?Read this photo inside by missjane: 3:42pm On Jan 24, 2016
God has been misrepresented a lot by religious bigots. I don't doubt that if Jesus were to have been here at this present time..many of our pharisee preachers will despitefully call him carnal..

Please listen to this valuable resource from Andrew wommack website talking about God's love.


http://www.awmi.net/audio/audio-teachings/#/awm_1077a_new.mp3
RomanceRe: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by missjane: 1:08pm On Jan 24, 2016
Maybe she wanted to make this type...

CrimeRe: How I Was Almost Lynched At Ring Road, Benin. by missjane: 1:00pm On Jan 14, 2016
That shows that what we call instinct is the voice of the Holy Spirit inside of us. God loves everyone on this earth whether born again or not.. and wishes us all good. Thank you Jesus.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe's Lovely Birthday Cake by missjane: 2:35pm On Jan 01, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe's Lovely Birthday Cake by missjane: 2:32pm On Jan 01, 2016
MrcuteOscar:
Creative and Beautiful
Yeah but less is more... most celebs like outdoing themselves in every little thing..maybe soon they will start making cakes the size of a real life range rover just to be on top of the game..
RomanceRe: When A Relationship Wasn't Defined: Hilarious Conversation by missjane:
The guy and the girl are two of the same kind.. same IQ level... relationships come and go.. no victor or vanquish.. think about it.. Dangote pikin won't just go and sleep with a low class girl just to feel like a man.. he will get his class na. So the op and the girl na ejima for reasoning...
More so for posting their conversation..
HealthRe: My Bitter Experience As A Doctor Today by missjane: 11:25pm On Dec 26, 2015
@OP; abeg delete this post before the dead girl's fiance comes across it.. he may be a nairalnder.. its a small world. He knows your hospital and it will make him very bitter to know the truth about what happened.. he may come for ur life or that of your superior.
What has happened has happened.. learn from the mistake and pray that God removes the feeling of blood guiltiness on you.. if you know an order will cause you this type of depression next time, don't obey it. Look to God to supply all you need to save a life
PoliticsRe: Another Fallen Hero:Lt Salami,A Soldier Killed By Boko Haram 4-days Ago(Pictured by missjane: 10:06am On Dec 19, 2015
His blood is on Dasuki n his cohorts of con men who embezzled arms money.. these are men trained in the art of war and you send them to the battle frontline without adequate ammunition.. blood money is not only when you kill for ritual purposes..
May God hold the guilty accountable.
EducationRe: Poor Grades In School: Come To My Aid Nlders, I Need Your Advice by missjane: 1:51pm On Dec 11, 2015
@Op; if only you knew how much Jesus loves you, u won't bother urself about what any other person thinks of you including your earthly parents. Of course you should honour your parents but you shouldn't live your life based on their acceptance. It's not wise because when you fall short of their expectation you would of course feel depressed which is already a disease to the bones. From your write up you seem like an intelligent person and would go far in life. Some exams are not a true test of intelligence anyway. About your school, you stil have time to make 2:1 sef if u are willing to try again. Believe that Jesus has already given you his wisdom. Always go through exam past questions at least 3-4 previous years to d most present ones. Make sure u submit your assignments timely. There is absolutely no reason why ur grades won't pick up. Don't ever in life think about suicide no matter what. Devil only comes to steal kill n destroy. Look within you.. you wil find all u need. God bless u..:-) lastly speak to your exam papers before you write them... they have d ability to hear you. Declare your A n reject every missing script or manipulation on it.
EducationRe: Poor Grades In School: Come To My Aid Nlders, I Need Your Advice by missjane: 1:44pm On Dec 11, 2015
@Op; if only you knew how much Jesus loves you, u won't bother urself about any other person thinks of you including your earthly parents. Of course you should honour your parents but you shouldn't live your life based on their acceptance. It's not wise because when you fall short of their expectation you would of course feel depressed which is already a disease to the bones. From your write up you seem like an intelligent person and would go far in life. Some exams are not a true test of intelligence anyway. About your school, you stil have time to make 2:1 sef if u are willing to try again. Believe that Jesus has already given you his wisdom. Always go through past questions at least 3-4 previous years to d most present ones. Make sure u submit n answer your assignments timely. There is absolutely no reason why ur grades won't pick up. Don't ever in life think about suicide no matter what. Devil only comes to steal kill n destroy. Look within you.. you wil find all u need. God bless u..:-)
FamilyRe: The Stigmatisation Of Unmarried/single Working Adult Nigerians by missjane: 7:08am On Nov 05, 2015
True. In my office, a FG parastatal, I read in the condition of service that married women proceed on 3months maternity leave with full pay while any unmarried or single mother that happens to be pregnant will proceed for their 3months maternity leave without pay. And I'm asking, isn't it better d single mother delivers the child inside the DG's office? So that at least she can be getting paid during the period. I just don't understand this type of discrimination.. a couple of things can make a lady decide to give birth without marriage, everything isn't about promiscuity. It's well o jare..
Car TalkRe: My Funny Experience Learning How To Drive In Lagos by missjane: 6:35am On Sep 08, 2015
CLeAtHead:
This ret@rded Bit©h with her tall tales again. She's definitely sucking lalastico's D!ck for her topics to be jamming FP undecided
Seeking for relevance again.. NaijaSingleGirl is the next best thing after chocolate cake...
But of course your alomo bitters life won't let u know that...
U said she sucks d!cks, people like u that talk like that have d!cks the size of match sticks.. unfortunately my girl NaijaSinglegirl doesn't smoke!
FoodRe: #worldjollofriceday Now Trending On Twitter by missjane: 9:08am On Aug 23, 2015
Homemade party Jollof!

Christianity EtcRe: Alert: Satan Has Poured Out Spirit Of Witchcraft, Heavily. Step Up Your Prayer by missjane: 5:44am On Jul 22, 2015
God bless you for this post OP.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Unveils Vision For Next Four Years by missjane: 9:03am On Mar 25, 2015
kastonkastrol:
hear this clueless mofo/drunkard of a president talking about visions huh Gej, you better start planning how you will spend your next four years in jail.

Nigeria
Sai buhari
grin
Back to sender..
EventsRe: Happy Valentine's Day To All Nairalanders by missjane: 7:29am On Feb 14, 2015
Love in its rarest and purest form, the love of Jesus, unequalled, so strong that even when He was so scared at the Gethsemane garden that he sweated blood, he never allowed his fear conquer His love and his decision to lay down his life for us. It wasn't only the torture and shameless death he went through, but the agony of God the Father turning His back on him, because Our Holy God can not behold sin. He gave all to get all. And today as we celebrate our Valentine with our one and only true Love Jesus, let us reaffirm our love and loyalty to the reigning King, Jesus, who taught us what love is so we can love others irrespective of who they are or what they have done to us. Join us to spread this love to ten people today, some people may not have heard I love u since they were born, or even heard that Jesus loves them. Please take up this challenge and sow the seed. don't forget to say Happy Valentine Lord Jesus! Don't neglect your spouse too wink <3<3(y)..
PoliticsRe: Expect One Naira To One Dollar If I'm Elected - Okorocha by missjane: 9:26am On Dec 11, 2014
This man is a bloody dreamer, he thinks Nigerians are that gullible, after all the failed promises he made to IMO indigenes. Go and rule your village people.
CrimeRe: Man Allegedly Shot Dead By Policeman In Lagos by missjane: 3:39pm On Nov 04, 2013
[quote author=ghettodreamz]RIP huh

Lord have mercy.
Nairalanders and all guests reading this; for the remains of this year and beyond, untimely death will never be our portion in Jesus name, amen.

God bless a million plus.. In Jesus Name..Amen
PoliticsRe: Clara Chime Under House-Arrest Imposed By Gov. Chime by missjane: 6:39am On Oct 29, 2013
Quite true..we in Enugu state know that he left his first wife for this Clara..a woman he suffered with and Clara knew very well that she was breaking a home.. Sorry Clara..hope help comes ur way fast..
CrimeRe: Businessman Murdered In Lagos For Refusing To 'Settle' Area Boys by missjane: 7:00pm On Oct 16, 2013
Na wa o. May his soul rest in peace.. I can't help thinkin about the family he left behind....May God give them d strength to carry on..
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Plans Prayer To Avert Plane Crashes, Terrorism by missjane: 10:20am On Oct 11, 2013
Ignorance they say is a deadly disease.. How can pple come here to say that the prayers will not work..are u God? Haven't u read in the old testament when a country sins against God and they came b4 God to pray n humble themselves, didn't God answer them and heal their land? Pls we dont need any negative comments on this prayer session. God's will must prevail whether u like it or not...i'm an advocate of peace in Nigeria..QED..
RomanceRe: An Apology Letter From Men To Women by missjane: 7:44am On Jun 28, 2013
kiss
Mobsync: We're not guys, we're men. Besides, we don't remember writing this.
I'm loving you 'MEN' more and more.. kiss
BusinessRe: Reps Probe Banks For Malfunctioning Atms by missjane: 4:57pm On Jun 05, 2013
FIDELITY BANK ATM independence Layout Enugu.. Dat one na broad day light robbery
CelebritiesRe: Do I Really Look Like Mr. Ibu?(photos) by missjane: 4:01pm On May 08, 2013
nenergy: A friend introduced me to this pretty lady and as we got talking she told me i look like one Nollywood actor. I smiled and felt very cool,because i was sure she'll mention Jim Iyke or even Imeh Bishop (Okon In Lagos),only for her to say; "Mr Ibu". C'mon,seriously?!LOL Nairaland, do i really look like Mr. Ibu?

#LaffNorGreeMeVex
No waaayyy!!! I guess she just wanted you to laugh. U r cute jare

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