Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 2:50pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
NL1960: You are quite right. I only focused on the catholic schools as i did an extensive research and study on them when my kids were preparing for secondary school because i wanted them to attend catholic boarding schools. The schools are quite many. I have not even scratched the surface. The first thing a newly created catholic diocese does is to establish schools and health institutions. I went to a catholic school from nursery school to SS3. I credit my special Science School for the reading culture which has been my go-to till today.  |
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 9:40pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
NL1960: No vex. Na mistake.  No it wasnt. You were obviously listing catholic schools in Nigeria. I m impressed actually. I didnt know they were so many. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Pays Only $750 In Taxes in 2016 through 2018 by missjekyll: 12:11am On Sep 28, 2020 |
Ewooooooo!!!!!! Sleep comot my eye fiam!
Ahahahahahaha This is what we are saying, nobody should raise any taxes until everyone has paid their due share. This is christmas and my birthday rolled in one |
Education › Re: I Regretted Going To University by missjekyll: 3:54pm On Sep 27, 2020 |
thesicilian: Get someone to help you work on your low self esteem No I want to know the sort of job you have had since graduation no one has had before. That you will come here and tell this gentleman who has suffered enough that you are questioning his education. Mr Man,check yourself before you wreck yourself. Please google the word Hubris and never make this mistake again. |
Politics › Re: The Nigerian Born Who Is The Founder Of The Largest Farm In Benin Republic(pix) by missjekyll: 3:49pm On Sep 27, 2020 |
[quote author= post=94362818][s][/s] OTONDO Nigeria largest commercial state doesn't need Cargo Airport[/quote]All your goods come over by sea to Lagos and then come over by road. very few come in by air. If he dredges the river Niger and builds a port instead, Ships can dock inside Mainmarket. Imagine how much will be saved in transport fees. imagine the explosion in the development of Anambra State.
Imo state built a cargo airport. Has that airport paid for itself? is it making Imo state money?
You can call me anything you like. but nobody has a monopoly of insults. If I hear fim again,I will descend on you and show you what I am made of. |
Politics › Re: The Nigerian Born Who Is The Founder Of The Largest Farm In Benin Republic(pix) by missjekyll: 12:12pm On Sep 27, 2020 |
OPPPS: How far with our Anambra international airport? Hope it will be opened for operation before Dec so that we can import these products directly from Benin to Anambra Anambra does not,repeat, DOES NOT need an airport. Complete waste of money and time. I hope that foolish obiano leaves before he has time to finish it. Foolish man with his white elephant projects |
Education › Re: I Regretted Going To University by missjekyll: 12:00pm On Sep 27, 2020 |
thesicilian: Sorry about your situation. A lot of us Bankers, Doctors, Accountants, Lawyers etc also went to the university and have never been out of a job since we graduated years ago. This is just my opinion though, but if a person who graduated over 5 - 10yrs ago hasn't been able to find a job, I cannot help but think that there's probably something wrong with the person himself or his quality of education. Shut the f**k up. Are you trying to belittle this young man's life experience. Who are you and how much are you even making? Rubbish |
Romance › Re: All Married Men And Women That Can't Take Care Of Their Kids Come In by missjekyll: 11:58pm On Sep 25, 2020 |
MrHandsome2013: I want to please you with a token. If you are a married man or woman and you can't take care of your children please drop your account number Will you stop this? During anyother year fine but 2020 is different. Dont do this again biko |
Technology Market › Re: .SOLD! by missjekyll: 11:53pm On Sep 25, 2020 |
yusufu16: hope its not stolen it is definitely stolen. Buy at your own risk. lalasticlala |
Crime › Re: Thank you all by missjekyll: 11:48pm On Sep 25, 2020 |
Jesus! I just said a prayer for your dear mother. God will protect her and bring her safely home. 2020 has taught me that nothing is impossible for God.
Please post a recent picture of her |
Health › Re: What could be the cause of noise from one's stomach? by missjekyll: 4:45pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Medical term is Borborygmi. When you are hungry,your blood sugar drops. This triggers your intestines to move more forcefully than they would normally.
Your body is only reminding you to have a meal.
Your intestines are constantly moving 24 7. that is their job. hunger only makes them move more forcefully. it is absolutely normal and should cause no embarrassment. Welldone |
Health › Re: by missjekyll: 9:52pm On Sep 23, 2020 |
Squillaci: Sure, I will like to try a neurologist. I am certainly not one. lol. you can enquire from your neuro psychiatrist whether you can be referred to a neurologist to look you over. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by missjekyll: 7:30pm On Sep 23, 2020 |
LagosismyHome: Is this a new process for student Visa?..... because pre covid your Brp didnt come with NI for students. You had to apply separately as not every student care to work or want an NI Oh? please forgive the misleading information |
Health › Re: by missjekyll: 7:29pm On Sep 23, 2020 |
Squillaci: Thank you. I am already an outpatient of UPTH Neuropsychiatric clinic. Made little progress. I haven't tried the neurologists though. Would you like to try a neurologist then? you are entitled to a second opinion. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by missjekyll: 2:55pm On Sep 23, 2020 |
fatima04: I would advise waiting to pick up your BRP. It could just be behind it. And you may end up getting called for an appointment that you don't need. your ni will be written on the back of your brp. |
Health › Re: by missjekyll: 6:59pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Squillaci: I feel disconnected from my body/environment. I have Lost the ability to empathize, worsening hand coordination, no longer able to walk in a straight line. Reduced working memory( unable to subvocalize), no longer able to "think" in my head so I have to write out my thoughts on paper or soliloquize, and people now think I am mad because I speak to myself, but that is the only way I can think as I have lost the mental sketchpad to organise my thoughts. Month after month I get a new symptom. First it was the inability to visualize or recreate any of 5+ senses. Then it was inability to tolerate everyday sounds; quiet sounds became extremely loud and painful... then it was the inability to steady my vision when reading. I was basically unable to read. I pack carryover that year. Then it was sudden head scratching. I violently rub the back of my head when thinking. My hair has reduced growth and redness on one side of my head. Then the inability to block external stimuli(ambient sounds, irregular movement within my field of vision). This one means my working memory is always filled with unnecessary "noise" and I thus have very little memory space at any time. Then it was "allergy" to pepper. Eating pepper suddenly threw me into a state of confusion. I literally run mad, throwing the food away, sprinting intensely around the house before coming to a rest. There are other symptoms that pop up. By ish is that rate at which unrelated symptoms seem to appear isn't something I can attribute to just depression as other depressed people do not have even a fraction of my symptoms. I am thinking that maybe there is an underlying factor which results in the sudden and rapid apperance of these symptoms. I am suspecting a tumor, as I also have tinnitus on just one ear.
Please what do you think? Hi my friend. So sorry that I havent responded to your emails. You have got a couple of concerning symptoms. I would 100 percent advice a psychiatry review in a teaching hospital. The good thing about a teaching hospital is that a neurologist can weigh in at very little additional cost. I m really sorry you are feeling unwell and hope you get better soon |
Family › Re: Is There Anything Wrong If I Don't Cut My Little Baby's Hair by missjekyll: 4:59pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Absolutely not. the hair he is growing now will be the same hair he grows if you cut it. if you notice any change in texture it will only be because baby hair changes becomes more like adult hair as they get older.
There is no medical basis for cutting the hair at one year. you can ask your doctor if you are still concerned. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by missjekyll: 6:56am On Sep 22, 2020 |
ab4m: Thanks, have done that found none. awww,there is probably none in Blackburn but there may be one near you. Google African shops near me. I would also actually stop africans in church or on the street and ask where they buy food. I buy everything I need in an Asian shop not even African shop. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by missjekyll: 9:32pm On Sep 21, 2020 |
ab4m: Please room, does anyone know any African shop in Blackburn? If yes, address please. Thank you hi,what I do is pop this question into google. Google will show location pictures buses and routes. no stress. |
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 5:18pm On Sep 19, 2020 |
Hubris. Defined as what you invite when you use a person's weakness and low points against them
I cannot believe Legobenz used somebody's personal story against them. Even worse,he insisted his father was late.
Unbelievable. People like legobenz should come with a warning sign. |
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 5:08pm On Sep 19, 2020 |
Lord ! Lord I thank you that I am alive to see the day that transatlantic ex met his match on this thread.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha tears don de comot my eye o
Logo this guy don finish you o... |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by missjekyll: 1:38pm On Sep 19, 2020 |
DisGuy: Google maps and Waze has it integrated already.
Ennish restaurant or just go from the top of Old Kent road to the end....you go chop well well Ewooo this is music to my ears. I ll go in the morning and have breakfast lunch and dinner there. ahahaha |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by missjekyll: 8:54pm On Sep 18, 2020 |
dustydee: For suya I will recommend Alhaji Suya. He's based around Peckham. Very good suya. You will live long. I should probably book lodging in this peckham of a place. I hear its Lagos. |
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 8:12pm On Sep 18, 2020 |
Did somebody just mention me or was that a mosquito?
must have been a mosquito. oh well.....back to my flexing |
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 7:47pm On Sep 18, 2020 |
IamRichards: Hello house.Please my wife just put to bed on Monday,and my salary won't come until late next month.Please I've a lot of finances to take care of and I really hope someone can put a smile on our faces. Anything at all will go a long way.My account number is on my signature,More returns to our investments. This is embarrassing. Now if you just go to ikpe mmiri,hire a Barrow and carry yams,you would have more than enough. Noone on this thread will drop a penny. You had 9 months to prepare. Welldone,sir |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by missjekyll: 7:11pm On Sep 18, 2020 |
LagosismyHome: Point and kill in UK...... . lol. I dont want to see you there o if somebody hooks me up. I am about to run out of Nigeriana in my veins. I need an infusion . HELP |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by missjekyll: 7:09pm On Sep 18, 2020 |
fatima04: Thought waze has this feature as well while you are driving it does? oh wow. good to know |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by missjekyll: 7:08pm On Sep 18, 2020 |
232 quid is great. I paid 1500 dollars in 2018. they are getting quite desperate. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by missjekyll: 2:21pm On Sep 18, 2020 |
Apparently there is an app that shows you the location of speed cameras. it's called radarbot. got mine off play store.
Secondly, has anyone got recommendations for the best suya,point and kill,peppersoup and other nigerian delicacies in london. I cant travel so will have to treat myself in london. Thanks in advance |
Education › Re: Don't MUMU Yourself “i'm Fine Thank You” is ABSOLUTELY Wrong! See Right Response by missjekyll: 9:22pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
Good grammar is whatever people say it is. Only dead languages remain the same. For languages,its change or die |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by missjekyll: 6:00pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
Zdig: PRESIDENTIAL TASK FORCE ON COVID-19 OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY TO THE GOVERNMENT OF THE FEDERATION 21st August 2020 COVID-19 RESPONSE: PROVISIONAL QUARANTINE PROTOCOL FOR TRAVELLERS ARRIVING IN NIGERIA FROM ANY COUNTRY A. PRE-DEPARTURE FROM COUNTRY OF EXIT i. All intending travellers to Nigeria must have tested NEGATIVE for COVID-19 by PCR in country of departure pre-boarding. The PCR test MUST be within 7 days before departure and preferably within 72 hours pre-boarding. For certain countries, COVID-19 PCR tests will only be acceptable from specified laboratories. ii. Tests done more than 7 days before departure are not valid and persons will not be allowed to board; but for the 72 hours minimum, this is advisory and will not preclude boarding. iii. All intending passengers are required to register via a national payment portal online (details to be made available) and pay for a repeat (second) PCR test to be done upon arrival in Nigeria. This payment portal will provide passengers with the options of where and when to carry out the PCR test. Passengers will be given an appointment time and date to present themselves at the Sample Collection Centers located in their States of residence for a repeat COVID-19 PCR test on the 7th day after arrival. A list of accredited private laboratory providers and Sample Collection Centers across the country will be available on the payment platform and the NCDC website. iv. Passengers will also fill in the online Health Declaration/Self-Reporting Form co-located on the same national payment platform and submit online or print out for presentation on arrival. They should ensure that the information/contact details provided on the form are correct, verifiable and that they can be reached on the phone number and address provided. Passengers must inform Port Health officials on arrival of any change in their health circumstances since completion of the Health Declaration/Self- Reporting Form. v. Prior to boarding, passengers are requested to upload their COVID-19 PCR NEGATIVE results on to the national payment portal and bring along an electronic or hard copy of the result for presentation at the airport. At the time of boarding, all travellers will undergo thermal screening for fever and questioned for symptoms of COVID-19. Passengers with COVID-19 related signs and symptoms will not be allowed to board the flight. vi. Airlines must only board passengers with test results showing that the tests were done within the stipulated 7 days before boarding; Airlines that board passengers without a Negative COVID-19 PCR tests or test results of more than 7 days prior to boarding will be sanctioned. a. Non- Nigerians may be refused entry and returned to the point of embarkation at cost to the Airlines. b. Nigerians will be allowed entry but subjected to 14 days of mandatory quarantine at a facility approved by Government and at cost to the passenger(s). c. Airlines will be fined USD 3,500 per passenger for failure to comply with the pre-boarding requirements. B. ON ARRIVAL IN NIGERIA All passengers/persons arriving in Nigeria will be: (i) Required, on arrival at the airport, to go through the routine Port Health screening and present electronic or print-out evidence of pre-boarding PCR test results and evidence of payment/appointment for a repeat PCR test in-country. (ii) Passengers are required to present their international passports for clearance through the Nigerian Immigration System’s Migrants Identification Data Analysis System (MIDAS); the biodata page including passengers’ picture will be forwarded to all COVID-19 PCR Sample Collection Centers to enable proper identification before sample collection. Passports will not be retained by the Nigerian Immigration Service. (iii) Passengers will proceed on a 7-day self-isolation/quarantine, during which time they are to avoid physical interaction with friends, family, colleagues, and other members of the public (i.e. must observe strict physical and social distancing).
(iv) Passengers must present themselves at the sample collection centers on the 7th day of arrival; samples will be taken, and a COVID-19 PCR test done; a reminder text message may be sent to the passenger by the private laboratory provider a day before the appointment. a. Passengers who fail to submit themselves at the sample collection centers on day 7 of arrival will be sent text reminders and their details forwarded to the State Public Health Department teams and NCDC for active follow up. b. Private laboratories will be required to forward details of passengers who decline repeat PCR test by day 14 of arrival for sanctioning. These passengers may be sanctioned with suspension of their passports or inclusion on a travel watchlist for 6 months and denied foreign travel for this period. (v) Test results will be ready within 24 to 48 hours and the State Public Health Department teams & Nigeria Center for Disease Control will be informed accordingly. a. Persons who test POSITIVE for COVID-19 will be managed based on National Guidelines for COVID-19 treatment. b. Persons who test NEGATIVE for COVID -19 after 7 days will end self-isolation on the 8th day. c. Travellers reporting or developing symptoms of COVID-19 on arrival, or during screening will not be allowed to self-quarantine and will be placed in institutional quarantine. (vi) For deportees, if one person tests positive for COVID-19, all close primary contacts will be required to undergo enhanced screening and a follow-up PCR test if necessary. (vii) Passengers will be monitored by Public Health Officers during the period of self – isolation/quarantine. For this reason, passengers will be required to provide a functioning telephone number on their online registration forms. Persons who develop symptoms of COVID-19 during the isolation period will immediately be tested for COVID-19. If POSITIVE, they will be managed based on National Guidelines for COVID-19 treatment. C. EXIT FROM SELF-ISOLATION Persons who have tested NEGATIVE for COVID-19 after 7 days of self-isolation/quarantine will be allowed to exit self-isolation on day 8. This protocol will come into effect from Saturday 5th September 2020. Mein gott! there goes my Christmas plans. oh well.... |
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 9:20pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
TransAtlanticEx: Person dey cry say e no dey happy with where e dey in life and dey complain of stagnation then you dey recommend therapy.See wetin plenty oyibo film weh una dey watch dey do una. Who will pay for the therapy?  Money weh e go give e wife to cook 6 months soup na wetin e go use go pay therapist for this hard country?  Better still,that money weh you be want give ahib to use fight war with Nigeria government,why not give him now so that he can use to cure his depression from a qualified therapist? Una don lose touch with reality kpata kpata... Well,like in everything else, a multi pronged approach offers the best chance. He may not respond to you, my pep talk may be what sets him on his feet again. The result will be the same : He starts feeling a bit better. If that happens, we would all be the better for it. Dont you think so? in other news,will you ever run out of names? what will it be next? rotten mango? bellend? who knows |