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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 4:00pm On Aug 25, 2020
ositadima1:
I flunked through school, my secondary education was a mess, I used to score F's like tomorrow no dey. Always averaging between 40 and 50% . I giraffed and cheated alot. But I was good at math, i learnt math in class, teaching it to classmates some of which averaged 70% and above. In my JSS1 I could remember drawing letters instead of copying from d blackboard, I didn't understand the words formation. To be honest most of my grades in the WAEC (2000) exams were a product of copying from my neighbors. I was also among the pioneers of NECO, anybody that took the exam then knows how freely available the expos were.

The first time I did some work was for my jamb prep. I had to study the whole math, physics and chemistry syllabus with no much prior knowledge. It took me 3 attempts to get in my course of choice (the second attempt was fruitful but I messed up the school choices and so had to re-write). In the uni I tried in the first and second year, then in the rest I went back to my ways, lol, ended with a 2.2. Maybe it would have been 3rd if not for those first 2 years.

I was lucky, after NYSC I got an average job in one of those oil servs, courtesy of my uncle. Now, I am doing same thing, my peers have all left to bigger jobs making lots of $$$ and I am still at my drawing desk, 10 years later. I think I am a mess.

Sometimes, I blame Dad for truncating my life. I did my nursery and elementary school in Rome, Italy. I can remember back then I was among the best in my class, my teachers reports were favourable. In my class I was never discriminated against I felt I was like them, used to have a best friend, Fernando Carissimi. It was not to last, my Dad wanted to return to his country Nigeria, without any practical plans.

Ever since, I have been sinking. What I would have been if we had staid back or relocated to better countries like usa or uk, some families relocated to usa back then, it was easier. I know I am being irrational. I also derailed a thread too. I am depressed. I lack d will to act. embarassed
You are exactly where you are meant to be at this point in your life. God has placed you there to do something. Look around you and find out why.
I am really sorry you are having a tough time. Have you considered therapy? These days it's all done on skype and zoom. Try Harley street doctors online. that's what I think they are called. They can also prescribe medication if you need it.

Keep us posted. I hope you ll feel better soon
Education › Re: What Course Can My Ward Study With This Result? by missjekyll: 7:26pm On Aug 24, 2020
degelinglacis:
I think it is a special centre
why on earth are you paying for a special centre. na so you go sort her post ume ,sort throughout school and sort to get a job.

it's cheaper for you to sit on her to study now. it will save you money in future.even if you dont care about teaching her a good moral lesson. Do it for your pocket
Education › Re: What Course Can My Ward Study With This Result? by missjekyll: 3:12pm On Aug 24, 2020
degelinglacis:
Urgent advise please:

Commerce: D7
F/Accounting: A1
Economics: F9
Maths: C5
Government: B3
Civic education:C6
English language: C6
I am surprised an A1 student has an F9 and D7 as well. Is this a special centre?

if she wrote that on her own, please and please could you get a GCE form for her. This is so she can get a second chance at those subjects. If she smashes them,she will smash jamb and postume as well.

I had a second shot at Maths during GCE nearly 20 yrs ago. It was a runaway success. I m glad my parents gave me that opportunity
Education › Re: Undergraduate & Postgraduate Academic Research Writing In Lagos by missjekyll: 11:49am On Aug 21, 2020
lalasticlala

soo many scammers here
Phones › Re: Which Mobile Browser Is Your Favorite And Why? by missjekyll: 12:23am On Aug 21, 2020
Definitely Duck Duck go.
Google reads my email,listens in on my conversations and follows me everywhere. I was tired of it so I downloaded duckduckgo.

next is protonmail. I m erasing my digital footprint
Health › Re: HELP!! I Can't Smell Anything by missjekyll: 10:29am On Aug 17, 2020
paranoidfellow:
Their's 100% chance you're wrong. But thanks for your input. I'm at home and I'm self isolating.
Only one way to find out. Call NCDC and get tested
Food › Re: Spicy Carrot And Courgette Fritters by missjekyll: 8:38pm On Aug 16, 2020
marylandcakes:
Heat a pan of oil and spoon the mixture in turning over to brown both sides.

Drain on kitchen tissues . This can bee served hot or cold with salad.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofAmVY3hbz0
So na so your hand dey? very sensible looking hands I must say grin.
I watched everything. Delicioso
Health › Re: HELP!! I Can't Smell Anything by missjekyll: 8:19pm On Aug 16, 2020
There is a 100 percent chance you have covid. Stay in your house. Call NCDC. Your brother should self isolate as well.
Science/Technology › Re: Terror Crocodiles With Banana-Sized Teeth Preyed On Dinosaurs 82 Million Yrs Ago by missjekyll: 8:55am On Aug 14, 2020
timibare:
Everything about Dinosaur na fiction....dat stuff never existed
How did they leave their teeth behind then? Better join the 21st century. Iti
Health › Re: Help:dark Itchy Spots Multiplying On My Daughters Leg! by missjekyll: 1:05am On Aug 10, 2020
Looks like sand flies. cover her up with trousers. The scars are almost impossible to get rid of even into adulthood. Please dress her appropriately
Career › Re: My Boss Wants To Date Me. What Should I Do? by missjekyll: 8:42pm On Aug 09, 2020
What do you want in your heart of hearts?
Can you live with yourself?

Losing a job is not the end of the world.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 7:20pm On Aug 09, 2020
ositadima1:
If every employee in ur office leaves their job(stay at home) cos of nonpayment of salaries I bet you that management will quickly rectify the problem.

It is the only way we protects our selves, acting together for the common good, all this individual complaints is getting boring. That is why we are been taking for a ride by d few.
I still wouldn't advise this to anyone with a family to support. if unions have pay protection,do it. If not,stay put.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 3:42pm On Aug 09, 2020
ositadima1:
Where is that man called Nigeriansaredumb. They owe you 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 months, u still dey go work. Who is to blame in this case? That is why these governors do owe salaries nah.

If every one conserned sits at home, will the governor be able to run all their jobs by himself? Will d governor be able to replace every one? If someone can easily be replaced that means his job brings no value in d first place. I tire for my people.
You think it's easy to leave a job? It certainly is not. Leave your job tomorrow. They will have someone new in a month. You can just try it as an academic exercise.
Politics › Re: Erinlakatabu Kashamu Is Gone -segun Showunmi by missjekyll: 11:24am On Aug 09, 2020
Marotzke:
Onwu mechili, Onwu bualili, Onwuemelie, Onwuegbuzina, Onwubuya, Onwuamaegbu, Onwusulu, Onwudinjo, Onwukwe, Onwuchekwa, Onwuka.
Onwubualili.This is true
Romance › Re: A Times I Feel Like Dying by missjekyll: 11:07pm On Aug 08, 2020
Lightangel65:
You are feeding him theattention he wants
And is giving attention the worst thing in the world? It doesnt cost you anything.

And if you couldnt spare any of your own,you could have walked on by .
But you chose to comment here not once,not twice but three whole times.
I will curse you too o if you dont disappear from here immediately. Go and ask bonawhatever
Romance › Re: A Times I Feel Like Dying by missjekyll: 10:49pm On Aug 08, 2020
Bonatheripper:
For wishing me such


You and your entire generations shall experience double for the next 800 years
I am already living mine. You are the one who needs this and you will get it. No escape. I will continue checking on you to see that you are getting your just desserts.

The one you are seeing already is beans . More to come.

So sorry Meedon for derailing your thread. This was a teachable moment. I just couldnt let it go. I had to teach this troll a lesson. He will remember and rue this day.
Romance › Re: A Times I Feel Like Dying by missjekyll: 10:17pm On Aug 08, 2020
Bonatheripper:
If you wanted to end your life you won't be advertising it on Nairaland


You'll get just RIP after the news is heard and the next day you'll become a memory and forgotten



No one cares about you man


You're not the only one with problems nonsense
Sometime in the next 18 months,you will experience a setback that will cause you excruciating pain and personal suffering.

You will not die but like a Caterpillar,you will emerge an entirely new person with an understanding of personal suffering and compassion for those who suffer.
Romance › Re: A Times I Feel Like Dying by missjekyll: 10:12pm On Aug 08, 2020
Meedon:
Nigeria
Alright. Shall we try mentallyaware.org then?

A Clergyman is also a very good option.

Keep plodding on. keep putting one foot in front of another.
Romance › Re: A Times I Feel Like Dying by missjekyll: 10:09pm On Aug 08, 2020
Meedon:
Okay.


I think I'll heed to this advice.


I'm so bleeped up even from my childhood.


My only pain now is my mom.


Will I make heaven?
I have lost my Father who I adored. The pain is indescribable. Unimaginable heartbreak.


But none of that compares to the pain of burying a child. Seek help please. Do it for your mother.
Romance › Re: A Times I Feel Like Dying by missjekyll: 10:04pm On Aug 08, 2020
Meedon:
Where can I get one?
where do you live? just a general idea not an address or anything
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 9:59pm On Aug 08, 2020
Farooq Kperogi explains why Nigerian Youth prefer BBN to politics.
In BBN there is at least an illusion of control.
I recommend you also read his predictions on the composition of buharis cabal. He has never been proven wrong. Enjoy

https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2020/08/young-people-have-mentally-checked-out.html?m=1#.Xy4kJ00uFMY.twitter
Romance › Re: A Times I Feel Like Dying by missjekyll: 9:50pm On Aug 08, 2020
As everyman has an expiry date so also all problems plaguing man too shall one day expire.

I aim to live long enough to see my problems expire.

Have you thought of talking to someone? how about professional help?
Health › Re: Enugu NMA Election Ends In Violence, Ballot Papers Torn (Graphic Photos) by missjekyll: 10:48pm On Aug 06, 2020
This made me laugh very hard. Nincompoops in Drs Clothing
Family › Re: Cancer Is Endangering The Life Of My Mother. Help!!! by missjekyll: 5:36pm On Aug 06, 2020
Viceni111:
Letters should be clear here
Yea sure reads like a referral letter. What are you planning to do with any monies realized here OP? Cancers do not respond to prayers and oil. Are you taking her to the hospital? There is hope for your mother but you will need to act fast.
Family › Re: Cancer Is Endangering The Life Of My Mother. Help!!! by missjekyll: 11:12pm On Aug 05, 2020
apadiduntaiwo:
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Another lie of epic proportions. Poster,this does NOT cure cancer. Do not buy this. Have you tried your governor,senator and house of rep member?
Family › Re: Cancer Is Endangering The Life Of My Mother. Help!!! by missjekyll: 11:10pm On Aug 05, 2020
mariahAngel:
To help stop rapid spread of the cancer, her diet need to change as soon as possible

For now, she should eat mainly fresh fruits and vegetables to help her body fight the cancer.

Plain beans will be good for her also.

Get pure organic cocoa powder.

Ensure she drinks plenty of water.

The kind of things she eats should be reduced to the barest minimum.

No more animal protein of any kind.

No more poultry

No more simple carbohydrates

No more refined sugar.

No more dairy

No more processed foods in any form: bread, milk, ice cream, snacks of all kinds, noodles, pasta, semolina, etc...

All processed foods and animal proteins are poison to her body because they feed the cancer cells, causing to grow and spread faster!
This is NOT True. Your mother needs to continue eating a balanced diet containing all food groups.

Can you provide the necessary proof requested please? Nobody likes being scammed
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Much Will It Cost To Get Into Civil Service Or FG Agencies by missjekyll: 10:35pm On Aug 05, 2020
Cogent:
If you know sure source

Ministry job is between 300k to 500k

Agencies with salaries around 100k/200k you pay around 800k to 1.5m

Parastatals and agencies paying salaries of 200k to 300k and above you pay between 2m to 4.5m
Yea better do Canadian express entry with your cash. Certainly not worth it.
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by missjekyll: 2:51pm On Aug 05, 2020
Hello, Everyone.

I would like to join a #revolutionnow protest . Does anyone know any of the organisers? Pump price of fuel is now 150 naira. i m now afraid to check moneyfex exchange rate.

Is this life? This is not life chaa chaa
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 2:21pm On Aug 05, 2020
Iogobenz:
You know it will be better if you join the protesters and bear the risk with them head on..
Anyone can hide behind a group and fund "terrorism",but coming out in the open is what matters most if you want your voice to be heard properly and will make you the hero you so much desire to be.
So why not join them so we can take your cause seriously?
If you want to better Nigeria,come back home and open a business especially in your field of expertise.
Barbarism and stupidity has never made any nation progress.
Vanderbilt,Rockefeller,Dangote,Rothschild,etc... all contributed to the progress of their various nations by creating empires and not destroying them by acts of civil unrest.
Vandals/economie terrorists will be met by acts of fury from the Nigeria armed forces.
Be wise!
Since the dawn of time, History has tipped the balance time and time again in favour of those who stand up against oppression and continually seek to make life better for the poorest of the society.

History has also defaced and totally erased the memories of such oppressors.

If I have 1 day left to live,I choose to spend it advocating against tyranny and oppression.

I do not really mind being called a vandal. I will stand for something. What do you stand for?
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 12:46pm On Aug 05, 2020
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Ladies and gentlemen of this thread.

Anyone who lifts a finger against Ahib from today will have me kicking his or her ass. No exceptions.

I am very impressed. Well done
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 12:43pm On Aug 05, 2020
ahiboilandgas:
we will arrange lawyers to bail them ....Lagos protests working fine , Abuja is flopping
Thank God you are okay.So you have got a bail fund? Where is the link? I want to donate.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 6:39pm On Aug 04, 2020
ahiboilandgas:
I will be participating in the tommorow revolution now protests in Abuja ....against insecurity,nepotism,high inflation,corruption,fgn jobs racketeering,poor goverance by buhari lead federal govt .....meeting point unity fountain Abuja.......
.

Ahibo,are you serious? Respect ,Mon. Maximum respect.
I am actually at work but I have been thinking of taking a picture of me wearing a revolution now shirt.
Nigeria breaks my heart every day. The hardship is unbearable.

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