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Hi Missjo, how are ya? Like your siggy.

Thanks, who could this be?

Lucasbalo:
You nailed it my sister.

I don't know what and why they are comparing honestly.

TV01:
Recently proven by MissJo on this thread;https://www.nairaland.com/3474720/between-immature-young-guy-older/3#51285909, and obvious from even a cursory look at your posting patterns. Even self-confessed

LOL, I'm tired of that boy. On that thread I'm sure you saw the screenshot I posted.
Guess what? All but one of the hidden posts on that screenshot came from different usernames because each one kept getting banned. He bragged in one hidden comment by telling me he's going to keep typing nasty things to me and if he gets banned, he'll log on with another account to continue. All this was after he got so upset with me because I kept tagging the mods, and he even asked me why I keep involving the mods.

This child keeps asking for proof when he very well knows he's guilty (talk about someone with a serious case of behavioral dissociative disorder ), and he's not ashamed about it at all to still have the guts to type my username here. SAD
After all the vitriol and insulting words he meted on me, this boy had the guts to still hit on me (with boldness) and then thought I would lick up those juvenile pick up lines which I last heard when I was in high school. Such a thirsty little worm.

The only people who take him serious probably know absolutely nothing about him, and I'm disappointed it's usually ladies who should be able to see through it that fawn over him.

From the very first time I came across his post on this forum, I instantly sensed something wasn't right even without knowing anything previously about the user.
The comments were too long, filled with unnecessary fancy words, and he kept making use of the word immature to denigrate any opinion that's not in line with his, thereby giving the impression he is the mature one. IT WAS A DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO WIN THE HEART OF ANY WOMAN READING IT and that's where the red signs showed.
Too deliberate, too obvious, too thirsty, and by the time I came across his subsequent posts, I saw through it all.

ValerianSteel:
For what it's worth,you should be reminded that Democrats didn't hold the country down and threaten to shut down the government every year just to obstruct the president's every decision.

As you've clearly seen,Democrats are ready to work with Trump for the good of the country to keep the country on the right path.If there's one thing we've learnt over the years Republicans are yet to understand the concept of Compromise and Concessions.

If the country fails this time,they won't have fingers to point or a President to falsely blame a sitting president for the nation's every woes.Tick tock tick,the odds do not favor the GOP,they fail in the next three years,hopefully they all go down.

LOL, alright then.

DarkRebel101:
Missjo, so after realizing the applesauce you wrote, you went to beg a Moderator to delete the posts you made about me and Mindfulness so she wouldn't get a mention?

Too bad I saved all the posts already. What you cannot say in front of someone, don't say behind their backs by misspelling their monickers. It reeks of underhandedness and deceit.

Boy, what are you smoking?

First I went to beg a moderator to delete posts to hide a mention (I don't even know what this means), then in the very next paragraph I already spelt it wrong to avoid the same mention.
Since when has misspelling the username of someone stopped them from seeing it especially when they're a regular in the same section?

And what am I supposed to do with the information that you saved it?
Should I be scared of something? COLOR ME CONFUSED
Not a single one of my posts is hidden on this thread and the one where I made reference to her is still up there, so I ask again What brand of shît are you smoking?

You're just a child and I'm embarrassed for you.
I don't know what makes you think I would EVER be attracted to a toddler like you in any way, shape, or form. You better recognize yo level and get yourself checked for this abomination you're trying to force on me.

I'm ashamed, this is the country whose democracy and diversity the rest of the world is supposed to look up to.

The stench of your presence combined with that of your panties is sure to send any nose unlucky enough to sniff it into comatose.

Quoted ONLY for reference purposes.

Gradually revealing his true self, not the intellectual gentlemanly front he puts up & desperately tries to maintain.

Okay so this comparison seeks to show which of the three countries is the least underdeveloped.yea?

plaetton:
I still find it very laughable that someone like Donald Trump would be a flag bearer for the so-called Christian values.

That's the part that makes me see evangelicals as hypocritical jokers.

Donald Trump lives and built his entire life flaunting every known Christian commandment, and more.

I think what the article is trying to say is, Donald Trump is presumed to be the better choice between two devils (figuratively) for Christians.

DarkRebel101:
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Okay then, this has been fun. You win, son.
I am so into you and I'm stalking you because you're the sexiest most attractive SOB on Nairaland with NO profile photo to back it up. LMFAO


About your usernames, the proof you seek is already within you.
I'm not making that claim here for anyone else to know.
I'm only revealing it because I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I KNOW about how you like & share your own posts ESPECIALLY DURING ARGUMENTS. I want you to remember this deep down so you know that I see through you.
Apart from your tendency to try too hard, this is another reason why I'm certain you're as FAKE as they come.

Now you can rest easy knowing you ain't ever gonna snag a butterfly like me, not even in your wet dreams.
I don't do fake, desperate, and I'm definitely not trying to get in tha slammer for child abuse.

Love you

DarkRebel101:
Missjo, you really ought to see a psychiatrist. I'm serious.

Quit embarrassing yourself, I'm not interested in the essay about your life up there.
Like I said before, I have never quoted you before and the screenshot you just posted proves two points:

1. IamWestAfrican is one of the many alternate usernames you revealed on that thread, which you use to go about liking and sharing your own posts.

2. My mentioning you was ONLY after you used the IamWestAfrican handle to tell me it was you Darkrebel, WHICH IS WHY MY RESPONSE WAS ONLY AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.

Anyway since you're out to embarrass yourself further and prove to everyone how much of a child you are, Let me help you with my own screenshot showing how we got there:

Enjoy

DarkRebel101:
I was deadpanning. Thirsty for you? You wish.


[...]

LMFAO
You're a child I swear down. Now you're throwing tantrums on account of being stone-walled
You honestly thought I was chatting with you because you're soo cool.

Then you went again with this talk about how I stalk you.
I asked you the other day but you refused to answer:
I have never quoted you on this site since I've been here, SO WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT BOY?

I don't even know what you look like, why would I stalk a faceless person? Do I look like I get impressed with the long essays laced with fancy words, which like I noted before is proof you're overcompensating for something?
Why on earth would I be attracted to 'desperate' when there's absolutely nothing sexy or attractive about that.


Well I don't have to tell anyone here how I feel because he might already know. Like you said, we might already be screwing offline
No hard feelings child, just stick to your level and quit trying to score ladies who are way out of your reach.


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By the way, I hope you know you revealed at least 5 of your other usernames (because each kept getting banned) to me on the TV/Movies thread where you launched an unprovoked attack on me?
I know you like and share your own posts, with proof.
YOU'RE SICK, and I mean this with concern.

ValerianSteel:
Any democrat taking up positions and appointments under a Trump administration will be labeled a terrorist by the Left.

Right now our top priorities is 2018,we have close to 500 seats to take back in state houses and 16 governor races to battle for.Our top price also is draining Congress of the cold hearted reptilian blood suckers currently in the majority.

Tulsi and any other democrat can suck up to Trump if they want.They are the least of our worries now.

Now who's being divisive.LOL

I remember telling one of my best friends sometime last year about how a lot of Democrats are the best and most progressive group of people UNTIL they get into the opposition. This is history replaying itself, yea it's happened before.

Glaxxs:
Oh. I get that. I wouldn't pry further then.
Glad to know you're truly a female Nigerian and outspoken about these things.
Nice to meet you missjo

Same here Glaxxs

DarkRebel101:
I'm a mechanical bull armed with the mental toughness of an assassin trained by the League Of Shadows.

I consider one of my sterling qualities to be doggedness...and willpower.

So babe, gird up ‘cause you're in for a long and bumpy ride of awesomeness.



Do I have to buy you a candy? A tiara? Take you out for a nice dinner? Give you a chaste kiss until your cheeks are smitten with weights of a smarting dimple? Or do I need to go for broke by giving you a Donald-Trumpalingus?

What must I do for the pinpricks of both our past misdemeanors to evaporate into the cold, anonymous embrace of nothingness?

I can't even come up with a response to this because I'm embarrassed for you.
Remember I said something about trying too hard? This sounds thirsty AF

Yup, I don't like him one bit.

And you're wrong, he does care whether I live or die -- if I give him one mention, he would give me twenty even though I snob them all. That or he lacks self-control.

LOL, you have an overestimated sense of yourself.
I've been here since 2013 although there have been breaks at various points, but one thing I noticed about your feud is you're the one who always gets in his way by quoting him first (always to pick a fight). Why is that?
That's how I know he isn't concerned with your online presence

BUT YOU WILL DENY IT.

There is no conflict of interests here, unless you two are screwing offline? — which I highly doubt. You deserve better than that...

And you're better I guess. By what criteria? Your posts on an anonymous site?

I don't know what you look like, what you do for a living, how old you are, your real name etc.
I've known your nemesis a while and he ticks a lot of my boxes even though we are just good friends

Screwing offline? Mmmhmmm
Is that what you do here? Making female friends so you can screw them offline?

Of course, you've got X-ray vision.

Not necessarily, anyone with a keen eye can see it.
You were also trying this with my Mindfulnēss and I don't believe in coincidences.
She and he are also close here, so it looks like you're consciously trying to outdo him somewhat and it is EMBARRASSING.

Well, it's not a trick question, just some interesting pun I saw written on a guy's shirt some months ago.

–How do you like your eggs? Poached? Fried? Or fertilized?

I like it sunny side up

GrizzlyBear:
I actually do not see anything morally wrong with deciding to tie the knot with someone you love. Maybe you looking at it from the angle of what imminently proceeds from marriage, that is, the huge probability of child birth, but this is just a probability and can be curtailed, so it shouldn't be used to define marriage, because it's just the constitutional union between a man and a woman. Full stop.

Birthing kids has been defined as a marital achievement by society and culture, but that doesn't mean everyone should subscribe to this definition.

You didn't get me.
You believe there's no moral backing to having kids especially in a world that is overpopulated.
I then prescribe that instead of letting it get to that point where birthing children becomes an argument for morality, why not just chip it from the source (you know, prevent the situation which leads to birthing children altogether)?

And that situation is MARRIAGE.
People shouldn't get married at all, this solves the problem of birthing kids by more than half (90% to be fair). Get it?

Glaxxs:
yes. ambivert? I would have to look that up.

Apologies for the late response, had a bit of a busy morning.

My mom is Edo, I don't talk about my father.

DarkRebel101:
Don't be so certain, girl, -- many frienemies usually end up torquing beneath the bed sheets. It's the hottest thing ever!

"And from the ashes of antagonism shall a Phoenix of oneness and love arise” — Darkrebel

LOL. You don't give up! Beneath the sheets?
We haven't even got to that point where I would consider you a 'friend'. Remember my god (as you called him)?
It's obvious you don't like him and I know he doesn't care if you live or die,lol. So why are you even hitting on me considering the conflict of interests?

I know exactly what you're doing and I hope you know that I can see through it.

The gay man would most likely not make a move with the woman there, and I'm not a heavy-sleeper so my mind's ear would still be very much alert to the happenings around me.

If the gay fellow tries anything funny he would be getting karate-chopped before he even gets a chance to blink.

Yours is a catch-22 question – there is no right or wrong answer.

Can I ask my own trick question?

Shoot!

Glaxxs:
Faceless you say?! Don't be too sure of that you'd never who you might meet and volia! the guard's of anonymity drops

People (Nigerians inclusively) and their preconceived notions about these things can be sometimes unbelievably alarming.but we both know these things aren't always as presumed.
That's something I would love to know about.My guess introverted? Obviously smoking in public is quite unethical. Ideal should be indoor
Now I am intrigue to know what part youhail from? That is if don't mind.

I learnt there's a term called 'Ambivert'. I'm more comfortable putting myself in this category as I can't completely place myself in either the 'introvert' or 'extrovert' category.

Intrigued to know what part of Nigeria, you mean?

DarkRebel101:
I guess we'll just have to find out.

You'll just have to take my word for it, there's nothing for WE to find out.

LOL. SMH. Really, this is what you can ask?

I would face the beautiful woman trusting that my black äss is unattractive to the gay guy. What will you have me do?

That you're willing to gamble your backside away on the gay guy's level of restraint which you can't be sure of is just hilarious and revealing

I think your question should have been, Is it morally right to get married?

This is a more suitable question because I can't think of any other logical reason people get married except to have kids. You can love and spend the rest of your life with someone without marrying them.

Birthing kids is a marital achievement whether we like to admit it or not.

Glaxxs:
i get it. most ladies who indulge in it don't really talk about it hence the prying question .. it rarely impossible to see a lady do such, which is seen or likely to be tagged UN-ladylike in Nigeria. which make me feel you either not a nigerian or you dont live here.
you do know there is a discrepancy between knowing something and actually having to talk about it

Well good thing here is an anonymous forum and my face is hidden, LOL.

Well I can't blame Nigerians for seeing things a certain way, it comes with the environment. Smoking is something only bad people engage in according to Naija definition. You'd be surprised to learn I'm really a shy person every other day and as a recreational smoker, I only ever do it in private and NOT often.
Even in the US, a lady smoking in public places eg. a club especially among blacks, is still looked at a certain kinda way.

I am actually Nigerian and I visit Nigeria. I'm presently in Nigeria.

Lucasbalo:
Funny enough, I am for Ologunkutere royal house and my father was one of the final contestants for the current Obaship which Oba Akinolu won. My father uses Prince but my siblings and I don't go for that since we were all brought up in Chicago . My father is well known in Lagos. He's the one that put the love of Nigeria in us all and the reason we are all very fluent in Yoruba .

Wow, that's good to know.

Prince Lucas, hmmm..has a nice ring & feel to it.

DarkRebel101:
Spoken like a true sex-addict.

I'm soo NOT a sex addict.

You are the mentalist here, you were able to figure out that the OP was biased towards the forty-year-old man by reading in between the obscure lines, so you tell me, what do you think I'm trying to prove? I'm all ears.

I think I'll just use my mentalism in another (much more interesting) way.

Answer this:
If you had to sleep nakēd in the middle of a beautiful woman and an attractive gay guy, who would you turn your back to?

Lucasbalo:
I like Edo too especially Benin Kingdom. My Great grandfather was the Eleko of Eko before they were called Oba of Lagos and you know the rest of the history. ( Omo Oba Lereko, Omo Iroko Lado . ).

Nice. So you're royalty.

Abraham Lincoln is NOT overrated, how dare you even imply such a thing?

He may not have been the best military strategist/tactician or the decorated general George Washington was, but what he lacked in military finesse he more than made up for in his ability to win hearts & minds, his ability to convince and sway, his ability to deliver the most powerful motivational speeches in so few sentences.

There is a story about Abraham Lincoln from way back before he became President:
He was just given command of a small regiment of soldiers and was marching them across an open field. After marching a few clicks, they came across an open gate that led into another open field. The problem however was the regiment was marching in a formation which was larger than the opening of the gate and Abraham Lincoln in his own words when telling the story said, "I couldn't for the life of me remember the appropriate military command to give to make the formation tighter".

So what did he do?
Abraham (God bless his soul) ordered the regiment, "You are hereby dismissed, reassemble on the other side of that gate in the next 10mins".


Don't talk or listen to shiit about this man, great Abe was a winner. Don't piss me off

delishpot:
Talk to Seun

LOL

Glaxxs:
I meant no offence when I asked the question. since there where no gender specificaton, Just being curiously fascinated . but on a lighter note I'm impressed.

And you're also surprised a lady knows so much about cigarettes, which is why I responded that way.

I have two female cousins who have lived all their lives in Nigeria who know about cigarettes too

DarkRebel101:
It's a good thing I'm not everyone.



None for me.

...

Tell the girl on your profile to close her legs...AIDS is real!

LOL.
AIDS is what they use to scare young people from having sex in underdeveloped countries, not for me.

You sure you're not trying to prove nothing?