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FamilyRe: URGENT!!! My Ex Say She's Pregent For Me And I Dont Want The Baby PLS HELP by missjo(f): 7:45am On Dec 22, 2017
vteen1:
[color=#000099][/color] Just one night stand now am in trouble my ex is pregent for me am confuse she give birth five months ago i dont know what to do pls help me

Insult is welcome
I don't think you're serious.
HealthRe: Doctors And Pharmacists: Need Clarification Please by missjo(op): 7:40am On Dec 22, 2017
Homeboiy:
E go turn her womb upside down
Please elaborate, I don't understand what you mean.

Does it work? Side-effects?
FamilyRe: My Sincere Advise To My Nigerian Sisters This Xmas by missjo(f): 7:36am On Dec 22, 2017
Your Nigerian sisters are still gwona do what dem feel like man.

Every human has the basic right to seek that which brings them comfort and happiness. If a wealthy guy is who a woman seeks, let her be.
HealthRe: Doctors And Pharmacists: Need Clarification Please by missjo(op): 7:10am On Dec 22, 2017
Cc: dominique, Sissy3

Please help me tag the professionals here, I don't know anyone in this section. Thanks
HealthDoctors And Pharmacists: Need Clarification Please by missjo(op): 7:04am On Dec 22, 2017
A dear friend of mine is pregnant after undergoing a serum pregnancy test. I told her to also do a urine strip test which she did and it is negative.

However, she says she doesn't want to take chances and she already made enquiries about how to get rid of it. An ex of hers who is a doctor (yea, they are cool with each other & remained good friends after the mutual breakup) has prescribed a drug for her to make use of.

My question to pharmacists and doctors here is this:
Please what are the side-effects of using MISOPROSTOL and how effective is it?
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by missjo(f): 9:53am On Dec 17, 2017
DarkRebel69:
Missjo, where the dickens are you? You have been sorely missed! grin grin
Okay
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by missjo(f): 5:31pm On Jan 21, 2017
ValerianSteel:
Class, Dignity and Grace is what these beautiful families bring to the table always.

Thank you to these great and wonderful humans for hope, love and strength they've shown to all Americans throughout their service. Two great Presidents and a wonderful VP who did the very best they could and made change possible.

A huge thanks to an inspiring woman Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton, generations to come will read of your efforts and accomplishments, the short girl from Illinois who stands as one woman to break into the boys club reaching for the impossible. A nation is inspired and woke from your great courageous fight.

To all Americans and well wishers, thank you for standing by the values of love, unity and freedom. As we march into the future where hope seems lost and hate tearing our country apart, let us never forget the words of a wise woman, "Never stop believing that fighting for what's right is worth it". Remember 'Love Trumps Hate' don't give up on America, the best is yet to come.
Why do you hate your President so much?
Is he honestly the worst Commander-in-chief America has ever had?
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by missjo(f): 5:28pm On Jan 21, 2017
Lucasbalo:
I guess I know the meaning of Olosho now. Infact, she was modeling nakedly before and there are undeniable photographic evidences of that. From a lady of high intellect, grace, class and integrity to a First Lady full of naked pictures , America is on a ride. Hopefully, four years will pass by in a jiffy.
Hello Lucas.

Didn't I hear she had a degree in architecture before venturing into modelling? cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Mark Zuckerberg Is Not An Atheist? by missjo(f): 5:07pm On Dec 26, 2016
AngelicBeing:
Seun will be arrested by God Almighty Himself, His parents named him Oluwaseun, he has the seal of God upon him, he cannot run away from his maker or else he will be flogged to fall in like like Apostle Paul tongue grin grin grin
He will eventually have a personal spiritual experience that will return him back to the path that was set for him at birth.

SEUN, note what I just typed.
When it happens, you will remember this day.
RomanceRe: See What They Did To This Beautiful Lady Yesterday by missjo(f): 4:41pm On Dec 26, 2016
beautycrush24:
actually, she has a guy. he's d one that took the photo grin
Hmmmm, I like how you think cheesy kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Mark Zuckerberg Is Not An Atheist? by missjo(f): 4:37pm On Dec 26, 2016
ireneony:
so why do doctors cut babies umblical cord then grin God created it
Very good question
Christianity EtcRe: Mark Zuckerberg Is Not An Atheist? by missjo(f): 4:28pm On Dec 26, 2016
Seun:
If you cut it, it will not grow back, but if you don't cut it, you can still cut it later. So it's better not to cut it. Why did God create it, in your view?
undecided undecided undecided

And you thought this made sense cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Mark Zuckerberg Is Not An Atheist? by missjo(f): 4:16pm On Dec 26, 2016
4kings:
What phase are you guys always talking about.
Mark started questioning religion at the age of 13.

Do you know how old Seun is.
Or do you have an experience of this "phase", I would like to know.
What has age got to do with when someone starts questioning everything? It can happen at anytime.
Christianity EtcRe: Mark Zuckerberg Is Not An Atheist? by missjo(f):
Seun:
On facebook, in reply to his Christmas and Hanukkah greeting, someone asked Mark Zuckerberg, but aren't you atheist?" He replied, "No. I was raised Jewish and then I went through a period where I questioned things, but now I believe religion is very important."

[url=https://www.facebook.com/zuck/posts/10103363940448171?comment_id=10103363945378291&reply_comment_id=1852873111664385&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D]https://www.facebook.com/zuck/posts/10103363940448171[/url]

This is unfortunate. If not for the explicit "no", I would have said that he was dodging the question, but he said it. He threw atheism under the bus. He has made it very clear to everybody that he doesn't identify as an atheist and doesn't want to be considered as an atheist. Bless him. This doesn't mean he's not an atheist, of course; an atheist is simply someone who doesn't hold a belief in the existence of any God.

I don't believe for one second that Mark believes in the existence of the Jewish God. The one who forbade Jews from eating pork instead of teaching them how to cook it properly. Who created foreskins to protect the sensitive tips of male organs, but then ordered the Jews to cut them off their newborn babies. Who permitted Jews to enslave foreigners and treat them as property, even though he created all people. Who made women menstruate but then declared that a menstruating woman is unclean, and anyone who touches her - even her husband - is also unclean. Who banished children of single parents and their descendants from entering his temple for 400 years (the 10th generation).

I don't believe that Mark believes in that God. And since he hasn't talked about any other God, I continue to believe that he is an atheist. He may choose to call himself an agnostic, a cultural Jew, or whatever helps Facebook and his family, but that doesn't mean he's not an atheist.
There's a term used to describe situations like yours where a person refuses to accept a new thought that contradicts what he/she believes even without proof, it is called Cognitive Dissonance and this is what you seem to be suffering from going by those sentences.

The man has said he is NOT an atheist, yet here you are insisting on it. Do you know him personally? undecided
RomanceRe: See What They Did To This Beautiful Lady Yesterday by missjo(f): 3:50pm On Dec 26, 2016
AlexCk:
Wait,

Isn't anyone seeing wah im seeing,

Black guys all with white girls,
But d only black girl just has no1.
#weird
Those chics are not white.
FamilyRe: She Needs Your Advice by missjo(f): 11:50am On Dec 26, 2016
Who believes all this crap? undecided
FamilyRe: Contiguous Smell Of Female Pussy by missjo(f): 11:37am On Dec 26, 2016
Contiguous grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Name 5 Things Nigerian Wives Want And Expect From their Husbands by missjo(f): 10:05am On Dec 20, 2016
5minsmadness:
No ma
Sorry ma embarassed
Merry Christmas ma smiley
Merry Christmas to you too Sir smiley
FamilyRe: What Men Feel After Divorce? by missjo(f): 9:58am On Dec 20, 2016
^^^
cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Name 5 Things Nigerian Wives Want And Expect From their Husbands by missjo(f): 9:18pm On Dec 18, 2016
5minsmadness:
What haa daydreaming got to do with it?
You know what you want in a man, dont you?
Tell us!
Believe it or not, Men are not telepathic. Stop complaining about our demands and give us yours. I can see your secret crush on nairaland peeking in this thread to get some tips grin
Did I complain about demands to you before now? angry angry
LiteratureRe: You Don't Wanna Know by missjo(f): 9:12pm On Dec 18, 2016
DarkRebel101:
It's not a line meant to work on any self-respecting woman. That's me lampooning you. You? Self-respecting woman? Hahaha. Typical case of a monkey thinking it is human.

Your uncanny knack for deliberately misconstruing obvious jibes and taunts as romantic overtures smacks of utmost desperation. Ode. grin
Just shut up.

You're the one giving me a mention out of the blue, yet I'm the one being desperate.
Were you fed toxic chemicals by accident when you were a baby or something?
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FamilyRe: Name 5 Things Nigerian Wives Want And Expect From their Husbands by missjo(f): 11:24pm On Dec 17, 2016
5minsmadness:
You just dey comment upandan, I no see ya contribution o! If u like put 'he must be loving and caring only' grin
I don't daydream tongue
LiteratureRe: You Don't Wanna Know by missjo(f): 10:37pm On Dec 17, 2016
DarkRebel101:
Take a cue from how my commentary on this forum leaves Missjo's sweet, pink püssy wet, hot, and smarting with satisfaction. I really do hope she's on the pill, though. cheesy
Does that line usually work on any self-respecting woman?
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Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by missjo(f): 10:13pm On Dec 17, 2016
Lucasbalo:
You are talking about a low life who only get his essence in life by forming a big man anonymously on a faceless forum. I told the fool Three weeks ago that I will be in Nigeria to spend Xmas with my parents and I would love for him to call me a bastard to my face and see if he wouldn't smell himself. Who calls someone a bastard and hide behind a cheap Made in China phone ?. He's a faceless punk who throws a pebble and hide his hands.
cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Name 5 Things Nigerian Wives Want And Expect From their Husbands by missjo(f): 11:23pm On Dec 15, 2016
sisisioge:
Sweetie, why did u assume "mine" there meant my family? I actually meant my children. Me and the kids...no be him born my siblings and parents nau grin
Ohh. You people confuse me a lot here embarassed
I thought the kids are for both of you, not you alone (mine).
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by missjo(f): 11:17pm On Dec 15, 2016
Lucasbalo:
He's a big mouth who can only bark and cannot bite. I am in Lagos now precisely Toyin Avenue and I would love to see this bumbling fool so that I can make him smell himself. I just want him to show his yellowed eyes so that I can recognize him.
Lmfao cheesy cheesy

I am betting you both will meet and turn out to be buds, not this pissing contest you both got going here.
Foreign AffairsRe: What Happens To Obama's Legacy Now? by missjo(f): 11:03pm On Dec 15, 2016
OLAADEGBU:
And what was his achievement? undecided
First black president of the United States of America. Did I not just type that? undecided
FamilyRe: Name 5 Things Nigerian Wives Want And Expect From their Husbands by missjo(f): 10:58pm On Dec 15, 2016
cococandy:
Joint income madam. Read the post again.

Meaning that they both have a collective income I.e husband and wife income goes into the same account or in a situation where a husband required his wife to stop working for his own personal reasons. In which case he should be ready to take on responsibilities concerned her own family since she would have done that if he didn't stop her from working.

It doesn't apply to women who deliberately refuse to make an income. No no.
Oh okay, thanks for clearing that up. my bad
FamilyRe: Name 5 Things Nigerian Wives Want And Expect From their Husbands by missjo(f): 10:56pm On Dec 15, 2016
sisisioge:
- Love and respect me
- Be fair in your dealings with me
- Have my back as I yours.
- Take care of me and mine
-Biko don't cheat on me...if you aren't cool with what you are getting from me pls talk to me.
Okay now I believe it's the Nigerian in you ladies that makes you keep listing how a man is supposed to take care of your own family.

Tell this to a caucasian and he's probably gonna ask if your parents/siblings will also be helping with his taxes. cheesy
FamilyRe: Name 5 Things Nigerian Wives Want And Expect From their Husbands by missjo(f): 10:49pm On Dec 15, 2016
cococandy:
Let's say (for example) you and your wife have a joint income. You always send upkeep to your aging parents or younger siblings still in school but neglect to do same for her family members.
Or your family member needs support that you don't hesitate to provide like a place to live while searching for a job but it becomes a problem when her own family member needs such assistance. etc etc

i.e portraying that your own family is more important than hers while forgetting that she loves her family as much as you love yours. This does go both ways but since we are talking about men...
You made this comment on the premise that the wife has no job and ALWAYS requires her husband to take care of her own family.

I honestly don't see how a woman with a source of income needs her husband to support her own family when she isn't supporting his own family equally.
Foreign AffairsRe: The Final Resting Place Of Fidel Castrol. by missjo(f): 4:47pm On Dec 15, 2016
His face is on toilet paper to be used in wiping shiit from arse? shocked
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by missjo(f): 3:56pm On Dec 15, 2016
ValerianSteel:
Breaking: US Intelligence says Vladimir Putin was directly involved in hacking of American citizens and gave directions on how stolen informations should be used with motive to sway the election in favor of Donald Trump.
grin grin grin grin grin

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