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Romance / Re: She Wants To Relocate To Another City Because Of Me by MisterBanny(m): 3:13pm On Jan 03
You finished service(NYSC)?
Are u ready to marry now?
Are u financially Stable now?

Ogbeni, Go and hustle and make Some money, this is new year. Stop discussing about women for now. Nigerian girls aren't worth it at all, I detest any Discussion that has to do with Relationships now... I fear women more than the Devil himself. She only wants to live off you, she may even be in Lagos currently and not telling u the truth. She has a guy. She will become a Burden to you when she relocates and may even move in with you. She already planning all these. Be wise, Be Smart. Don't say u weren't properly advised by this Nairaland family.

Through out this year, any male friend of mine that indulges me in any boyfriend girlfriend nonsense will get enough sticks from me. They will be heavily lampooned. I will only give Attention and counsel to any relationship I know has stood the test of time over the years and is leading to something meaningful, else don't come near me for any relationship matter. I will never go into any relationship until I'm ready for marriage. I can't be faithful to one Nigeria girl while she keeps fucking other guys. I don't double date, and will never do so. I can't cheat on someone I love. But these hoes can't be loyal

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Celebrities / Re: Yul Accuses May Of Doing Breast Enlargement Surgery Without His Consent. by MisterBanny(m): 10:42pm On Jan 02
Shit!

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Politics / Re: More Hardship Looms For Nigerians As Discos Set To Increase Electricity Tariff by MisterBanny(m): 10:02pm On Jan 01
Lanre1st:
BAT has told you he doesn’t have other options but to go the hard way cool.
It’s now I understand the meaning of the film titled “The Hard Way “

New Year promised must be fulfilled


I remember that Movie way back, THE HARD WAY (The Only Way)

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Politics / Re: All Past Ondo Governors Dead Except Mimiko (see full List) by MisterBanny(m): 11:55am On Dec 31, 2023
MyVILLAGEpeople:


They there. Those men dey see spirits. Why do you think they frequent India a lot. Politics no be beans anywhere In the world


Hmmmm...Are u saying that Jazz is much stronger than God?
Politics / Re: All Past Ondo Governors Dead Except Mimiko (see full List) by MisterBanny(m): 7:31am On Dec 31, 2023
MyVILLAGEpeople:


Then wetin u dey find go governor sit ? Lol

Those men dey run wetin pass jazz

Are u serious?
How about the pastors that are involved in politics?
Abeg na which Baba dey run the Jazz for them?
Politics / Re: All Past Ondo Governors Dead Except Mimiko (see full List) by MisterBanny(m): 7:30am On Dec 31, 2023
JapaNinja:


Chaiii!

Why you come disappoint us like this?

Potential political juggernaut like you?

Lol... How u take know say I be Political Juggernaut? Una no go kill person for dis Nairaland I swear. Wetin I Sabi for politics wey make me juggernaut?
Politics / Re: All Past Ondo Governors Dead Except Mimiko (see full List) by MisterBanny(m): 10:35pm On Dec 30, 2023
MyVILLAGEpeople:


But nobe ordinary eye dem use dey become governor na

I no dey run jazz
Politics / Re: Soludo Is Transforming Anambra To A Manufacturing And Logistics Hub by MisterBanny(m): 4:48pm On Dec 30, 2023
Yes, on Paper
Politics / Re: BREAKING: FG Received $2.25 Billion Loan From Afrexim-bank by MisterBanny(m): 4:47pm On Dec 30, 2023
We are doomed
Politics / Re: Akinfolarin's Generous Gesture: Trailer Loads Of Rice And Cash Bring Festive by MisterBanny(m): 4:45pm On Dec 30, 2023
Some good Samaritans should pls help me and my younger ones. During this festive season, we've got nothing to eat. We are traumatized and intimidated. Like we don't just exist
Politics / Re: Bandits Need Hospitals, Schools, Build It For Them’ – Sheikh Gumi Tells FG by MisterBanny(m): 4:44pm On Dec 30, 2023
This idiot ought to have been arrested long ago. He's now the Spokesperson to the Bandits. This man is the commander general of all Bandits I swear. I've never seen such audacity.
Politics / Re: All Past Ondo Governors Dead Except Mimiko (see full List) by MisterBanny(m): 4:40pm On Dec 30, 2023
This means I will not contest again. I had the intention of contesting governorship in the state, but I have to jettison that plan now. I can't come and die for nothing
Politics / Re: Gov. Adeleke Spotted Dancing At His Home (Pic/Video) by MisterBanny(m): 4:37pm On Dec 30, 2023
Unserious governor. Always dancing like a baby, he thinks governance is a child's play
Politics / Re: First Lady Oluremi Tinubu Pays Condolence Visit To Akeredolu’s Family by MisterBanny(m): 4:32pm On Dec 30, 2023
Hard luck.
My heart goes out to the family of the deceased, may his soul find rest. At times I wonder why and how God allowed all these diseases to come into existence? To a large extent, Man has no power over his health. Why should humans suffer from all forms of deadly diseases? If it were money, Governor Akeredolu, the white-bearded number one citizen of Ondo wouldn't have died, he was a great leader. I weep.

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Politics / Re: Reps Propose Jail Term For Employers Owing Salary by MisterBanny(m): 4:31pm On Dec 30, 2023
I swear, Nigeria is a cruise. Which Employer in this country owes more than the Governments itself?
Politics / Re: MASSACRE: How 9-year-old Boy Led Heavily Armed Attackers To Villagers Hideout In by MisterBanny(m): 4:27pm On Dec 30, 2023
Nigeria is gone to the dogs already. I wish the World can just come to an end already. Or maybe Nigeria should end rather. Insecurity and Poverty are the greatest enemies of Nigerians now.
As the year comes to an end, I want to appeal for your support to enable me buy something to survive on, for myself and younger ones pls. Nothing is too small. God bless you
Politics / Re: Court Orders Damagum To Swear In Udeh-Okoye As National Secretary Of PDP by MisterBanny(m): 4:25pm On Dec 30, 2023
I'm tired of Nigeria and everything that has to do with Nigeria. Nobody cares about anyone
Romance / Re: I Need A Serious Relationship ❤️�❤️ In ABUJA JIKWOYI Phase 1 by MisterBanny(m): 4:03pm On Dec 30, 2023
Peterodion49:
Please 🙏🙏 I need a serious relationship whatsapp 08171096446 or chat me on Facebook peter odion

Let's see now. I'm at Azata
Religion / Re: The Crossover Themes by MisterBanny(m): 3:54pm On Dec 30, 2023
illicit:
I am gonna drink throughout that night

Stocked my fridge already

In-between, I will go to Taribo West's crossover crusade at Open field
🐊
I'm

Pls pls help me with something so I can feed
Crime / Re: Shocking Moment Man Agrees To K*ll His Mother For Rituals (Pic/Video) by MisterBanny(m): 3:50pm On Dec 30, 2023
harsysky:



You are right; it is typical of a broke man or woman to do anything but you be mumu, too cos a broke guy who did/does ritual to become wealthy would still be dangerously wicked. Choose your words or statements well; don't just dish them cos you hate your brothers or dad.

Pls help me with something to feed
Romance / Re: Reply From The Guy Whose Claim To Jilt A Girl On His Wedding Day!! by MisterBanny(m): 7:57am On Dec 30, 2023
Hmmmmm
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Becomes Homeless In The Uk After His Wife Dumped Him by MisterBanny(m): 6:10am On Dec 24, 2023
Issa pity. I feel for the man. God will help him

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Politics / Difficult Festive Season by MisterBanny(m): 6:53am On Dec 22, 2023
Compliments of the season to all Nairalanders. I want to appeal for your assistance to enable my family celebrate this season. It's three days away but there's no grain of Rice or oil to cook. I feel sad about this, and I call for you help Pls.
Thanks
Politics / Re: N35,000 Wage Award: You Betrayed Us, We’re Suffering – Workers To FG by MisterBanny(m): 6:49am On Dec 22, 2023
Nigeria is a SCAM

Anybody who can kindly help me with 5k with be appreciated pls. Life is hard

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Romance / Re: It's Yule Tide Season; Time To Feed And Give To The Less-privileged! by MisterBanny(m): 4:14pm On Dec 21, 2023
namedo:
It's more blessed to give than to receive.

The present economic situation in the country has made life more miserable for the less-privileged members of the society.

Organise charity groups in your area where you and members of your group can feed children in need of food and clothing this Yule tide season.

Give out your widow's might to children who deserve it. Share food..both raw and cooked with adults who cannot afford it like I do in my area in Edo State.

Be your brother's keeper and God will abundantly bless you.

Compliment of the season!


Pls help me with whatever u can so I can buy some food.
Politics / Re: Rev Fr Andrew Aigbe Obinyan Joins 2024 Edo Governorship Race by MisterBanny(m): 1:14pm On Dec 21, 2023
He wants to Cash out now
Politics / Re: Olusimbo Ige Becomes First Black Female Commissioner In Chicago by MisterBanny(m): 7:19am On Dec 18, 2023
Congratulations. That's a great feat. If it were in Nigeria, her potentials and Dreams would have been truncated long ago. Nigeria is a dreamkiller

A Nairalander who can assist me with 5k to buy food for my family will be very appropriate. God bless the Giver

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Religion / Re: What Street Preacher Did After He Got Slapped For Preaching The Gospel (Video) by MisterBanny(m): 8:11am On Dec 17, 2023
Okay
Religion / Re: Why Do Nigeria Pastors Cherry Pick Parts Of The Bible To Use In The Church? by MisterBanny(m): 8:10am On Dec 17, 2023
Nigerian Pastors are Scammers.

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Health / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide Over Wife's Cheating by MisterBanny(m): 8:10pm On Dec 16, 2023
MiniMonster:
True nairalanders should Drop a four-letter word for him


Lets go…..🤣

SIMP
Politics / Re: IPOB: Nnamdi Kanu’s Lawyer Reveals Next Move After Supreme Court Judgment by MisterBanny(m): 5:57pm On Dec 15, 2023
It's well

Someone pls help me with something to buy food and cook pls. Survival in Nigeria here is too expensive for the low income earners.
Hunger is bad. Help a Brother pls
Family / Re: My Brother Is Not Helping Me. He Prefers To Starve Me. by MisterBanny(m): 1:53pm On Sep 23, 2023
Openfortruth:


He knows I'm not earning currently. He should do better with me.

Thank you for your words

He thinks of you as been Lazy, reason he is starving you. I guess you were too spoilt by ur mum while growing up so he wants u to face hard life before he can feed u. I suggest u go to building sites and do some work. Wash cars and do menial jobs to survive. Learning handwork doesn't stop u from making money except u jus want to be lazy

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