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RomanceRe: Please Mature Minds Should Help Me Out With This by MisterBanny(m): 12:34pm On Feb 09, 2024
Obviously, you're Yoruba by tribe. Why did I say so? You're waiting to get her impregnated before you can go for introduction, so that on the day of the child's naming, the Marriage will also join. That's what some of u lots do, especially the young financially disadvantaged Yoruba guys.
Well, you weren't smart enough. The girl used u and it's quite saddening. She asked u to leave ur parents house, when obviously u weren't ready to move out at the time. But since u needed to prove that u are a man, u moved out. Truth is, she had already planned leaving her own brother's house even before u started dating each other, she was only waiting for the right time to strike. How do u even live with someone you are not married to? It's highly irresponsible
SportsRe: AFCON 2023: Super Eagles squad to get $7m if they win the tournament by MisterBanny(m): 12:14pm On Feb 09, 2024
MissIndependent:
What time is the match on Sunday?
Today's Friday. Don't be in a hurry yet
FamilyRe: Check Out My Daughters' Emotional Reaction To Our Baby Amnouncement by MisterBanny(m): 8:06am On Feb 09, 2024
Tranquility2345:
Clearly staged!
Honestly bro. I can't seem to understand how you'd hide your wife's pregnancy from your other kids when you all live in same house. Can pregnancy be hidden or did I not read it well enough? Nairalanders read stories without trying to vett them
CelebritiesRe: Timaya: I Am Not A Saint, I've Done Drugs And It Was Difficult Quitting by MisterBanny(m): 7:03pm On Feb 08, 2024
SoNature:
If you hear Timaya sing in pidgin English all the time, you think he cannot speak good English. I am impressed - I like this guy die!
You're correct. I thought I was the only one that noticed this. He speaks so well.
FamilyRe: Can A Woman Love Her Husband And Not Love His Family? by MisterBanny(op): 5:11pm On Feb 08, 2024
Klass99:
+234 819 999 9999
What's this?
FamilyRe: Can A Woman Love Her Husband And Not Love His Family? by MisterBanny(op): 1:13pm On Feb 08, 2024
Klass99:
Lol 🤣. Yes and no.
Yes, because you dey yarn Bauchi dust.
No, because me mah na joke I dey joke.
Lol.. your so funny. Pls can I have ur number?
FamilyRe: Check Out My Daughters' Emotional Reaction To Our Baby Amnouncement by MisterBanny(m): 1:09pm On Feb 08, 2024
BigShishi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXq9KQQXg1Q

Baby announcement. My three daughters always wanted another sibling and for years we told them it wasn't going to happen. When mummy eventually got pregnant, we kept it a secret from them for almost 4 months.. Then we finally decided to go ahead with the baby announcement. Fast forward to October 2023 our prince was born..
Sorry to ask, how did you manage to keep your wife's pregnancy secret from your three daughters as u alledged? Don't u guys live together?
FamilyRe: Can A Woman Love Her Husband And Not Love His Family? by MisterBanny(op): 12:46pm On Feb 08, 2024
Klass99:
To give you backhand slap through my phone dey sweet me ehn.......too bad I can't do it. Let me try and break it down for you as best as I can. Women have an innate gift called female intuition, we can sense and see things from miles away that men are usually unable to sense or see.

We can often see the selfish and entitled mentality of your siblings/relatives, where most only know how to take and receive, never giving back anything in return. They are essentially parasitic in nature like that insect that gums itself to a dog's skin, sucking the blood out of it, then it falls off when it is full.

Once a man is rich or doing well his relatives buzz around him like bees to honey, they don't want to work or make a success of their own lives, in their shallow minds, their brother has money na so he should help them. That is when they carry blood is thicker than water on their heads like die! Let that same man fall critically ill, you will see all those siblings/relatives disappear into thin air, abandoning him to his wife and kids alone, to be taken care of. If the man is lucky they may visit him once or twice in the hospital.

The question I always ask is this - are the hands of your relatives broken or are their brains malfunctioning that they cannot strive to make something of their own lives? Do they have to gum body to the one successful relative in the family for their existence and survival? There is nothing wrong with helping out your relatives, but when you carry their matter on your head like gala, you repeatedly let them take advantage of you or disrespect your wife and your own family of wife and kids suffer, there is everything wrong with you and your relatives.

Women tend to see these things and when we try to shield you as wives from the parasitic pack of wolves you call family, you claim we hate your relatives and we are the ones causing division amongst you. No sir, it is not us but rather your selfish relatives who want to constantly use you as a meal ticket in this life, not caring if you have a new family of your own to take care of.

And when you die they all disappear not caring if you have kids who may need help in your perpetual absence due to death. They don't remember that blood is thicker than water, and they ought to help your children oooo. Why is this even a topic of discussion in 2024? Most of you men grew up in households like the one I described, where you saw your father's relatives disrespect him and your mothers, they took advantage and often behaved any how in your father's house. But somehow you still manage to spin it around as being the woman's fault.
So u wan slap me laidis?
FamilyRe: Can A Woman Love Her Husband And Not Love His Family? by MisterBanny(op): 10:37am On Feb 08, 2024
Juliearth:
Can a family love their son and not extend same to the wife?
Women are always the initiators of this family issues
FamilyRe: Can A Woman Love Her Husband And Not Love His Family? by MisterBanny(op): 10:36am On Feb 08, 2024
JASONjnr:
Even tho I don't support family rivalries.... I believe, it's very possible for a woman to want to cut off her husband from his family members because she feels insecure when they come around.

With the tradition we practice, taking your child's wealth from his wife and children is why women grew with the mentality of security her future.

Very simple!

But as a man, if my wife hates my family members, na to follow hate her family members too. You don't want my mother around, then yours won't come around.
FamilyCan A Woman Love Her Husband And Not Love His Family? by MisterBanny(op):
I always kept wondering about this. I have seen many homes break as a result of marrying a woman who despises her In-laws, and treats them with levity and disdain, yet claims to love her husband genuinely.
A once happy family could be in total disarray immediately some women get into that family.
Personally, I think if u love your husband, such love should be extended to every member of his nuclear and extended family members and same goes to the Man. I believe that genuine LOVE is infectious and contagious. I have seen a lot happening In today's marriages that I'm already scared of getting married. People can pretend throughout the dating and courting period, but immediately after the wedding, the beast and monster in them begin to Manifest. It's scary.

Almost all married woman are guilty of this. But the men almost do not have any issue with Loving their wive's families.
It even gets to the ugly point that, the wife makes a decree that no menmber of the man's family must ever visit them to stay for more than a day or two.

RomanceRe: Morning Vs. Night – When Is The Best Time For Intimacy? by MisterBanny(m): 9:38am On Feb 07, 2024
Bornboy4:
Night.
Mornings are meant for jobless people.
Oga, this is not true. How about when the sex is done early in the morning at 5am before leaving for work. Pls always try to think broad
RomanceRe: Morning Vs. Night – When Is The Best Time For Intimacy? by MisterBanny(m): 9:37am On Feb 07, 2024
You see that early morning sex ehn. Don't play with it as a married man. It can be so so sweet. I mean that 5am sex before the man will bath and leave for work. Just one round is Ok. After that, his wife prays for, and blesses his day before he leaves for work. Then the wife gets up from the bed to prepare his breakfast. The man must eat before going to work, else he would be very hungry.
RomanceRe: Men Must Have Sex At Least 21 Times Per Month Too Prevent Prostate Cancer (SEE by MisterBanny(m): 8:41am On Feb 07, 2024
Most times in life I get really confused.

The bible says we must not have premarital sex. That it is a Serious sin which is even among the ten commandments. So how can one stay celibate until marriage and not contract this cancer?
How about the Catholic Priests who will never get married or have sex. Even if many of them are secretly having sex, it can't be as frequent as a married man does with his wife.
Again, they say Masturbation is a sin. So how can one now ejaculate in peace?
U mean a Catholic Priest can't have Sex and can't Masturbate? We are all just deceiving ourselves here. Mature sperms or Semen must always find their way out of your penis.
Nairaland GeneralRe: See This Funny Signboard In Edo State by MisterBanny(op): 8:31am On Feb 07, 2024
eddynaira125:
Abeg o
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nairaland GeneralSee This Funny Signboard In Edo State by MisterBanny(op): 8:28am On Feb 07, 2024
I find this Hilarious somewhere in EDO State. Heard it was mounted by the Esan local govt chairman.

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Mdas Paid Over N159bn Into Private Accounts In Six Years by MisterBanny(m): 3:48pm On Feb 06, 2024
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Please we should leave politicians alone

And beam our search light on the common masses on the street and you will realise how devilish and corrupt the masses on the street are

This are same people criticising politicians

I wast booked on Friday by federal road safety

Now I went to their office that same day to generate code and pay at the bank

Guess what the road safety officer at the office told me there was no network. I waited for two hours still no network
Then I went there yesterday again
Only for them to also tell me again there is no network

I decided to wait again if possible for 4 hours

While waiting one officer from no where approached me and was telling me "guy you know what to do na
Nor dey act like baby"

Give them the money let them give you your seized drivers licence sharply.. guess what I did because I was already exhausted
Then boom the idiot brought out my drivers licence
Which means their intention was to lie that there is no network so that a code for bank payment can't be generated
With that I will give them the money in cash and they will share it
Yiu haven't completed the story yet. Did u now give Dem the Cash?
RomanceRe: As a university Graduate, I can't speak Good english. I'm depressed. by MisterBanny(m): 8:13am On Feb 06, 2024
I graduated 3years ago, all my years in school I think it's a waste. what's the use when I can't express myself vocally with simple and correct english in public place without making several grammatical blunders which I know of and it gets me sad most of the times. but when it comes to writing, I think I try small in that aspect. securing a job haven't been easy for me..I attended some interview in the past with my CV after the written part..when it comes to oral aspect when asked questions.. some of the interviewers get shocked with the way I respond with several grammatical blunders..(some smile most time, while some just keep quiet and let me keep going on).. I know my oral English is very bad and I can't maintain a simple conversation for a period of time..due to the fact that I attended public schools during my primary and secondary school days with missed classes and not very good grades.
I seriously need Help, this has got me fustrated because I know alot of opportunities that has passed me by because of this.
some people don't even believe I'm a graduate because of this error in my life.
Seun
lalasticlala
OP, I'm sorry for your plight. Don't be depressed pls. Be fine. Continue to speak and never be afraid of making blunders. The more blunders, the better u become. I guess u schooled in the village public sch at the foundation of ur education. It's well
Foreign AffairsRe: King Charles III Diagnosed With Cancer by MisterBanny(m): 9:57pm On Feb 05, 2024
So sad!
PoliticsRe: Kidnapped Ekiti Pupils: Tramadol, Black Bullet, Milk, ₦15M Paid As Ransom by MisterBanny(m): 7:55pm On Feb 05, 2024
History555:
Even kidnappers are hungry. Person wey collect 15 Milla, is still looking for fried rice, milk, soft drink.
I expected the parents to have poisoned the food before giving it to the kidnappers
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Celebrates Her 44th Birthday Today by MisterBanny(m): 9:49am On Feb 05, 2024
Abdul43:
Sir, my former account was deleted by a moderator this morning. Please stop calling me names.
Why was ur account deleted by the Moderators if u weren't a Thief??
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Celebrates Her 44th Birthday Today by MisterBanny(m): 9:45am On Feb 05, 2024
Abdul43:
May Almighty God forgive you for calling me a scammer.
U opened an account today, just today and started using it to defraud people abi?

Thief!
RomanceRe: Do You Also Believe In This by MisterBanny(m): 6:30pm On Feb 04, 2024
Ade49:
25k per month will never be my destiny line in Jesus name
Oga, try to reason broad. Yes, we understand teachers are underpaid in this country, but come on, not all schools pay 25k as u alluded above. There's still good schools who pay heavy salaries, except u are NOT in a good location. No job no matter how big the salary is, can ever make u wealthy. Yiu must have to diversify your source of income. It's well
TravelRe: See How A Bikeman Carried 3 Women On His Bike At The Same Time (Photo, Video) by MisterBanny(m): 3:06pm On Feb 04, 2024
Calitoscassius:
Even genuine ones would find it hard getting help let alone.


I told him to let me have his phone he is typing with before he dye, afterall he would not need it anymore when he dyes. cheesy
True talk
TravelRe: See How A Bikeman Carried 3 Women On His Bike At The Same Time (Photo, Video) by MisterBanny(m): 3:02pm On Feb 04, 2024
Calitoscassius:
Don't mind the idiat! grin if he wanted to commit suicide he woulda done it without telling anyone.
You can imagine his audacity and temerity. He said he would kill Himself if he can't get a help of 50k. Imagine that.
On a faceless forum? I don't believe his plight is genuine, else he would have been Mature in his plea for assistance
SportsRe: The Moment Jose Piesero Went To South Africa Himself To Scot For Nwabali(photo) by MisterBanny(m): 3:00pm On Feb 04, 2024
Freshtruth:
Before westeroff came to Nigeria did he won a trophy? No
Before Bonfere joe coach Nigeria did he won a trophy? No
Before late keshi coach Nigeria did he won a trophy? No

Those insulting this Man piesero he has never won a trophy ask your self this question
Someone who has coach Sporting Lisbon, Fc Porto,Valencia of Spain and Venezuela national team a PHE teacher some of u called him.
In the history of Nigeria Jose piesero is the highest profile coach we have ever recruited as a Nation.
Where was westeroff coaching or how many recognised teams has he ever coach?
How many of recognized teams has genort rohr ever coach?
If I am in piesero shoes if he wins the cup let him resign. Serious football Nations we pick interest in him. Even Portugal national FA if they eventually sack Mantinez you think Piesero won't be in consideration? Thank God Afcon is still Holding next year let us see what Amuieneke will do with Nigeria.
Exactly bro. If I were him, I won't immediately resign as I win the Nations cup. Leave the stage when the ovation is loudest. In fact, he should tender his resignation letter right from the pitch in Ivory coast before returning to Nigeria. When he leaves or resigns after Victory, he would have endeared himself to almost every Nigerian and will be forever respected. But if he chooses to stay after winning it, and later starts underperforming, I trust Nigerians, they will start calling for his head
TravelRe: See How A Bikeman Carried 3 Women On His Bike At The Same Time (Photo, Video) by MisterBanny(m): 2:55pm On Feb 04, 2024
EmperorTolson:
ur turn soon
Ode!
If u like, don't go and Hussle. Remain there and be threatening people with suicide. Who ur life help?
TravelRe: See How A Bikeman Carried 3 Women On His Bike At The Same Time (Photo, Video) by MisterBanny(m): 2:42pm On Feb 04, 2024
EmperorTolson:
help!!!
50k right now or i could end my life.
Of what use is your life to us here?
Yiu could even be a Burden to your people already.
Goodbye Bro.

If u think that's the best way to seek for help in a public forum like this, then I can tell u That you don't actually need a help
TravelRe: See How A Bikeman Carried 3 Women On His Bike At The Same Time (Photo, Video) by MisterBanny(m): 2:40pm On Feb 04, 2024
deardevil:
The guy fit be bike man for Boki
No, it's Igoli

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