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Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Celebrate His Wife, Ibijoke At 57 by MisterBanny(m): 9:51am On Jan 08
PrinceOfLagos:
She no even fine

You should be ashamed of yourself if beauty is all u are looking out for in a woman in this century where a lot of ugly things are happening in marriages. Beauty only attracts a man, it is character that sustains any relationship. Beauty is good but character is Better. They are enjoying peace in their marriage and that's the most most important thing not Beauty. Besides, she is beautiful and not ugly as u alledged
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Celebrate His Wife, Ibijoke At 57 by MisterBanny(m): 9:48am On Jan 08
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Rubyjade:
Happy birthday 🎉
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Romance / Re: Red Flags Everywhere: A young Man & His Deceptive Girlfriend by MisterBanny(m): 6:40am On Jan 07
Angrigowt:
My guy my guy. Stop telling other people story.dont be ashamed. U r dating yourself. My guy kor.my food ni. Idiot. Na you e dey happen to.ode

Mumu
Romance / Re: Red Flags Everywhere: A young Man & His Deceptive Girlfriend by MisterBanny(m): 6:33am On Jan 07
Gerrard59:


Too many signs of red flags. I want to assume the tale is false. I cannot believe man can be this weak. It is terrible. embarassed

True life story Bro
Romance / Re: Red Flags Everywhere: A young Man & His Deceptive Girlfriend by MisterBanny(m): 9:23pm On Jan 06
LeeSmart:

why OP wan the lie ontop his innocent friend head like dis now? All of us knw say no be e friend dis thing happen to.

Lol... I just told you the Truth. This friend is like a blood brother to me, we grew up together, went to same primary, Secondary School and even the university together, we are like twins.

My friend is cute and extremely intelligent that's why I'm so sad for him. No lady can try such nonsense with me. Sadly, my guy doesn't cheat on the gurl

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Romance / Re: The Only 3 Men That Forgive A Cheating Girlfriend Or Woman by MisterBanny(m): 7:25pm On Jan 06
iLegendd:
BigBlackPreek (2k card as first commenter)
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SuperOnyi (1k card as third commenter)

Giveaway expires at 11:59 PM.

Pls help me with some airtime too. God bless you bro
Romance / Re: The Only 3 Men That Forgive A Cheating Girlfriend Or Woman by MisterBanny(m): 7:24pm On Jan 06
iLegendd:
Drop your number lemme send you 2k card. You're probably bigger than that, but let's start from there.

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Romance / Re: Red Flags Everywhere: A young Man & His Deceptive Girlfriend by MisterBanny(m): 7:02pm On Jan 06
Gadafii:
Your friend is not just a simp, he’s a moomoo man

Have you seen how twitter men rewarded that woman that wakes 5 in the morning to prepare food for her husband for work, feminists twitter dragged her and called her slave and all manners of negative names she’s still getting gifts. Over 1 million was contributed for her yday, She has already bought fridge, mattress, etc


Thanks so much for this piece. Even NNPC has made some offers for the woman.

My friend will read this
Some people have promised her bed frame, Furnitures, television and dstv with a year subscription, someone has also said she and her husband will be relocated to a better apartment very soon
Infinix has gifted her and husband their latest phone cos she used infinite to upload the things she bought with the money.

Why am I pointing these out??

Don’t marry stupid women who think “good girl don’t pay”, Marry a contented and supportive woman with big sense, that’s all I have to say
Romance / Re: Red Flags Everywhere: A young Man & His Deceptive Girlfriend by MisterBanny(m): 2:55pm On Jan 06
Dexy4yah:
I for like knack that girl cuz she is for the street.

Op you and your friend are mor0n...no offense

Why including me? No girl can try dat shit with me cos I will beat the living daylight out of her before I dump her ass
Romance / Re: Red Flags Everywhere: A young Man & His Deceptive Girlfriend by MisterBanny(m): 2:54pm On Jan 06
rickleye:



Why are earth are you wasting peoples time when you the friend can see the handwriting on the wall !

I have already warned the girl severally to stay off. I have even slapped them both cos I knew the girl was just a devil sent from the pit of hell to torment my Friend and hijack his destiny. My friend is weak and can't move on
Romance / Re: Red Flags Everywhere: A young Man & His Deceptive Girlfriend by MisterBanny(m): 2:52pm On Jan 06
talk2hb1:

When GOD decided to forgive you of your sin, you will move on.
I guess one day you will discover that, dating some girls are punishment from GOD and you will call it love.


Hmmmm... So Deep!
Romance / Re: Her Marriage Ended After Her Husband Found Out That She Was Calling Her Ex VIDEO by MisterBanny(m): 2:39pm On Jan 06
seanery:
In my wife case, na d ex dey call her but she no dey pick.
And when d guy text her, she will show me d text.

N so i give her strict warning.

Nobody tell her before she go change her sim to another number, and she gave me the old number to keep or break for her.

Bro, forget that talk o. Just pray u have married a faithful woman. Women can pretend a lot. She could have her exes number by heart and be calling him secretly even with the new line. Forget the texts msgs of her ex she's showing to you. Women are unpredictable.

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Romance / Re: Red Flags Everywhere: A young Man & His Deceptive Girlfriend by MisterBanny(m): 2:27pm On Jan 06
Sonnobax15:
. Ok....

Well,tell your friend that that Banny of his belongs to all of us and there's no way he's gonna privatize a whole community property.....no way undecided

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Na Mumu dey fall in love I swear. I can only love my wife to be, and not some useless assholes

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Romance / Re: Red Flags Everywhere: A young Man & His Deceptive Girlfriend by MisterBanny(m): 1:48pm On Jan 06
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Op,you know too much about ypur friends GF to the extent that I just wanna ask if you're sure you aren't that your friend?


I'm not the one Sir but I feel so sad for my friend. This guy is my Best friend and we've known for over twenty years. We live together, schooled together and do almost everything together
Romance / Re: Red Flags Everywhere: A young Man & His Deceptive Girlfriend by MisterBanny(m): 1:46pm On Jan 06
Rexymania:
Thunder ⚡ fire 🔥 that your friend. What nonsense
.

No be small thunder I swear. I've slapped him because of this nonsense and I have also warned the girl to stay off my friend
Romance / Red Flags Everywhere: A young Man & His Deceptive Girlfriend by MisterBanny(m): 11:33am On Jan 06
Greetings to all Nairalanders, this year and even beyond, I've promised myself to focus more on developing myself and family. I will Never love any Nigerian lady until I'm ready for marriage. I also vowed that any of my male friends who come up with any relationship issues will lose our friendship cos I hate it.
A Friend has been pestering me, he needs advice as to the behavior of his girlfriend who he's dated for over Two years who he intends settling down with. Here are his complaints:

1. She doesn't allow my guy access to her phone. This guy doesn't intentionally check his woman's phone except he wants to send movies and pictures, but anytime he wants to do so, the girl gets instantly Nervous and starts fidgeting. She becomes restless & would come closer to see what the guy is actually doing with her phone.

2. They haven't had penetrative Sex since they started dating. The girl says she's a virgin. She claimed she's a Virgin even during the toasting period without allowing my guy to find out by himself. She's 28yrs old while my guy is 33. They play, kiss, romance, he gives her girl head but the girl doesn't give him head. Even when my guy asks the girl to allow him confirm and verify her Virginity claim, she refused.

3. She hasn't introduced him to any friend or family member. My guy had to beg & beg before she gave out two of her family members Phone numbers to him. Sadly, these two persons don't take him serious. If my guy calls to greet them, they hardly pick and then they miss his calls, they don't call back.

4. She doesn't post my guy on the social media, but my friend posts her always and even write romantic stuffs.

5. She has lots of male friends who call her everyday even on Video calls. She said she prefer male friends to female friends. Why should a guy be calling u everyday even during the midnight, like 1am, 2am and 3am? Is that proper?

6. She claimed her ex maltreated her, yet the ex still calls her and when she misses the call, she calls back or flash him to call. Is that right?

7. She traveled in December 2022 and ghosted my friend the very moment she took off from the park. She stopped picking his calls and never called back, for no reason. My friend gave up and moved on. After 5 months, she came back & asked for reconciliation and they started again & continued. My friend ask her to tell him exactly why she did that, but she said "Nothing". She promised never to do it again. She traveled again last December and she repeated same. This time, she picks my guy's calls but she hasn't called or chatted with my friend. My friend has moved on.

8. My friend had once read her WhatsApp chat with a guy. She pleaded for mercy and my guy forgave her.

9. She came to visit my guy, my guy helped her to lose her hair that day. I mean he losed everything while the girl was busy Playing with her phone. After he finished losing the hair, this girl couldn't even sweep my guy's room. It was my friend who slept the room after she had left. He swept it for days. U know how women's hair can be in the room. This girl has never swept or done any domestic chores for my guy before.

10 There is a Facebook friend of hers, a white guy who sends her lots of Pornographic videos, they chat and also do video calls. My friend asked her why she's always involved in such unwholesome act but she claimed she never asked the white guy to send those videos. So why can't she block the white guy even when my friend had told her to block him?

This is the weirdest relationship I have ever seen all my life.
This is same girl that each time my guys wants to breakup with her, she will cry and cry and apologize and he will forgive her. My guy doesn't cheat and he loves the girl too much. She misbehaves a lot yet, she continues to claim love. Her actions betray her words. I feel very sorry for the emotional entanglement. My guy is traumatized cos he has been so good to this girl. I feel pity for him. Pls advise a brother now, before it gets late

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Romance / Re: What Would You Do If It Were You? by MisterBanny(m): 11:00am On Jan 06
yinkus6750:
Except if the groom to be, will never cheat on his wife, then he can judge for himself.
He should also look for a virgin to marry
Those raising red flag are worst than the lady.
She might change and never have any affair after marriage
Love forgives.
Who will cast the first stone here?

You're a Disgrace
Crime / Re: Borno Youths Drinking Fermented Urine, Lizard Dung, Says NDLEA by MisterBanny(m): 3:35pm On Jan 05
This one loud o

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Romance / Re: Dont Date If You Are Not Ready For Marriage Yet. by MisterBanny(m): 2:08pm On Jan 05
Na only Mumu guys dey fall in love with Nigeria girls. Just bleep anyone that comes your way without any Emotional attachment and you'll be fine.

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Family / Re: Am I Wrong To Think My Husband Is Overreacting Because Our Child Isn't His? by MisterBanny(m): 2:04pm On Jan 05
This woman is callous, evil, wicked, inconsiderate,mean,heartless and conscience-less. If na me be that man, I go don hit her with 2 by 2 and divorce her immediately. She doesn't even sound remorseful. Fear women o

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Celebrities / Re: 10 Celebrities Who Bagged Degrees From Togo, Benin Republic Varsities: Names by MisterBanny(m): 1:47pm On Jan 05
Togo Universities na Scam. Attend at your peril

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Romance / Re: Stop Dating One Man, Date At Least 3 Guys If You Want That Ring – Tacha Advises by MisterBanny(m): 12:12pm On Jan 05
This gurl is so senseless and stupid. That is how they go about destroying the marital destines of so many young and single ladies.

If I were her Boyfriend, after reading this, I would dump her fucking smelly and gutterlike ass. It means she isn't loyal to her Man

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Romance / Re: What My Friend Saw On His Babe's Phone. by MisterBanny(m): 9:27am On Jan 05
OP, stop lying. You're the one involved here and not your friend.
In this new year, any Guy who falls in love with a Nigerian girl is a Big Fool. No apologies about this at all.
I have vowed that I will never go into any relationship, or love or give my delicate heart to any Nigerian girl. They are all emotional scammers. They say one thing and do the other, their actions always betray their words. They are cheats and hypocrites.
I will only love when I'm ready to settle down with my God ordained spouse. Let me build myself first

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Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Fond Of Doing This? Is This Just A Naija Thing Or A Global Thing? by MisterBanny(m): 6:52am On Jan 05
MyExpression:



Add Obviously to the list.

OP it is not obvious...nothing is in black and white


Hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Politics / Re: Betta Edu Denies Involvement With NSIPA Fraud Scandal by MisterBanny(m): 9:08pm On Jan 04
Nigeria is Irredeemable

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Romance / Re: More Than A Year Relationship And She Says She Is Still Not Comfortable With Me. by MisterBanny(m): 5:56pm On Jan 04
God punish anybody who will be discussing about relationships on this platform this Year. Are u guys not fed up with all these Deception, heartbreaks, disappointment and other ugly stuffs in relationships?
When you're ready to settle down, ask for God's direction, and u will find ur wife. Get to know her , then do the needful. I'm sorry to say this, any young and productive guy who is Emotionally and financially investing in any Nigerian girl who isn't a virgin is just wasting his time cos it will definitely end in premium tears. Infact, Loving and trusting a Nigerian lady is akin and tantamount to sitting on a keg of gunpowder and timebomb
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Fond Of Doing This? Is This Just A Naija Thing Or A Global Thing? by MisterBanny(m): 5:50pm On Jan 04
Mr. "Subsequent and consequently". Your use of these two words is really embarrassing to say the least

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Romance / Re: She Wants To Relocate To Another City Because Of Me by MisterBanny(m): 6:26am On Jan 04
Eloquency001:


You are quite right and well informed about Nigeria ladies. Please don't trust them, majority of them lacks loyalty, they double date a lot no matter how you are sincere or being supportive to them. I'm talking from recent experience I have with one of them. This is not a matter of bitterness, relationship may work or not, who ever that is fed up is free to walk out from the relationship instead of double dating, putting your partner's life or health in danger. I implore our ladies to please put a stop to that bad attitude because no matter how smart they think they are, it will surely backfire now or in future.

Thanks so much brother.
Car Talk / Re: Ezekiel Izuogu Produced Nigeria's First Locally Made Car (photos) by MisterBanny(m): 9:39pm On Jan 03
ultimateprof:


Just like that?

Pls help if u can. Thanks
Romance / Re: She Wants To Relocate To Another City Because Of Me by MisterBanny(m): 8:49pm On Jan 03
KATERINA80:



Please don't say so, it's not all women that cheat, I'm a woman but I can never double date, God forbid.

God bless you for this. Your kind is rare. Keep it up. Your man is lucky
Car Talk / Re: Ezekiel Izuogu Produced Nigeria's First Locally Made Car (photos) by MisterBanny(m): 5:04pm On Jan 03
Who can assist me with 4k pls. It's very important. Thank you

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Politics / Re: Ondo Gov, Aiyedatiwa Dissolves LGA/LCDAs Caretaker Committees by MisterBanny(m): 5:00pm On Jan 03
It's Normal

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