₦airaland Forum

rentAcock:
Fake news, right here in No. 7 Abulodi Close, Mushin Lagos, Facebook and Twitter are working fine and they must be working in America as well because I was able to chat with an old white woman based in Nebraska who's about to wire me $5,000. But on a more serious note, if those sites are down in some parts of the U.S it must be related to a blackout in Amazon Web services where Facebook and Twitter host their sites in the cloud. I'm about to start a fundraising campaign on Gofundme to raise money for a Rashidi Yekini Museum, being the first Nigerian player to score in the worldcup shouldn't be taken lightly, I will make it my mission to immortalize him.

99foxxy:
He was only pretending to get a wife who will take him for who he is, bdy his father was the owner of the company. Stuff like that happens you know.

Herlertah:
This girl.....there is this one film I watched in which she acted....yeah! Gateman

Pretty straightforward story though but made so interesting by this girl and Ninolowo Omobolanle

priceaction:
They have started with their doom saying again. They talked about this 4 years ago, and they were proved wrong. At least we were able to survive and manage it well.This would have happened assuming ND avengers keep causing havoc but it was also well managed.

The above shows the kind of stark mentality that you have. This is why your relation in the north is using your poverty template for the whole country. You expect sane Nigerians to buy 5 water melons, slice them on the table and start selling... What a silly mentality. We don't want your school of stvpid thought.

The structures of Nigeria and Venezuela are different. venezuela is under sanction, nigeria, no. Venezuela has post unrest situations, not in nigeria, there is fractional supports of opposition government from surrounding countries including america but in nigeria, no opposition or parallel government as at now, and everyone has moved on except atiku and pdp that likely go to court. The structures on ground are not the same.

Yes, poor economic policies by buhari led government may allow some foreign investors to be skeptical about investing in nigeria but is not as bad as they foresee.

We don't need poor economic policies. We don't want your stvpid as bad as they foresee. We don't want anything bad, let alone as bad as they foresee.

The main problem is that many free and stolen money that many advanced countries like UK see from Nigerian government in the past has drastically reduced. They depend on those money to grow their own economy and now no free corrupt money while the one they are protecting are been put under pressure to be recovered. They should face their brexit wahala and leave us alone until things stabilize.

snrman:
I voted for Buhari not because his 1st tenure was good i voted for him because pdp never presented a credible candidate. Shikina

Blue3k:
The issue is multifaceted. The states need to fund it through taxes. The easiest way to do that would be through property taxes. Parents have to take an active role in the kids education. That means watching how the school board spends money.

The next step is to start regulating Almajari and prosecuting parents. Institute compulsory attendance and prosecute for truancy. I would say abolishing it but I doubt that'll happen.

Capensis:
Will you pay attention and stop this victim mentality. It is either you will take advise, since you brought this matter to the court of public opinion, or you will narrate your experience, believe your wife is the worst woman and conclude that you are leaving a marriage. You are sounding emotional and your feedback system has totally clouded your judgment.

Pay attention:
Being a husband is a full-time job. Just like any job, it comes with serious responsibilities and repercussions if you fail to understand how the game is played.

1. It is your responsibility to get the money, pay the rent, pay kids school fees. You are the chief medical officer of your home, so everyone's health including your wife's and kids', are under your care.

2. You are the chief security officer of your home, you must check that all doors are locked at night and ensure the safety of everyone in the family.

3. You are the chief romance officer, you must master how to play women with sweet words, give her massage every evening, and make sweet love to her during the massage sessions, and I mean this. Get a massage table, it goes for about 180K to 300K for a good one. If you cant afford that, then buy massage mat. Prepare the oil and get some candles.

4. You must join her in the kitchen, even if there is a maid to do the chores and help her out, you must learn this. Wash those plates sometimes.

5. You must lie down with that woman on bed after sex, hold her face, and tell her truths and lies of how you love her. Then if you have nothing more to day, do some gossiping with her. Stroke her nicely and tell her how hard you are working to ensure your family is financial stable for the next 100 years.

6. You must stop thinking like your ancestors. Define your own path and ignore customary and traditional ways of running your home. Times have changed. Why wont you fetch water and wash your own hand. Seems she is the one doing all the kitchen work and you are the African man waiting to be served. It is not mandatory, besides do you know if her mother used to serve her father that way? It might be she got a different kind of training.

7. Do not ever think you have done enough, cos you havent done jack. If you feel that your wife is cheating, then rent a place somewhere else and move towards a different location. It does not matter if you own the house you are living now. Go and rent someplace nice for a year and move there and change your children's school so as to forget the shame and embarrassment your quarrel may have caused. If it is your house, you can return back after a year.

8. Always remember that most women are like babies. You must master how to lie to them if you know that truth will hurt. Learn all those skills from yahoo boys how they control white women and use it for your marriage. If you do it right, your wife might be giving your pocket money sometimes and you all will fall in love again.

You think your wife is bad? You have no idea. No one will tell you what is going on in their homes.

Master how to manipulate women, and you will control them like a intimacy gadget.

Oblongata:
Rip dude

Me i no kuku vote, all the ones wey we done do for past;who e epp?

THIS INCIDENT HAS BEEN REPORTED TO THE NATIONAL SITUATION ROOM.

Unable to imagine the shock of being roundly defeated at the polls, some folks have taken to polling units destroying ballot boxes, tearing ballot papers, burning ballot boxes and snatching ballot boxes.

Appointees of Kogi State Government have been told they must either deliver or be sacked. I can tell you there’s no way those guys in my LGA can deliver free and fair. And it is not their fault o.

On the floor are the results of people’s franchise in unit 004 of Oshobane Ward in Ogori.

Ballot boxes in Okesi Ward (unit 001) burnt! Ileteju ward boxes snatched.

Democracy in Kogi, sayonara!

PS: The brigandage is ongoing.

PSS: Dear President Buhari, the protest votes are not against you. My people want you to win your reelection as President.

Update: Agents of government now thumb-printing and stuffing ballot boxes themselves in Unit 002, Oshobane Ward.

Update: Added two more photos from Aiyeromi Ward (General Hospital) where you have some uniformed men looking on, and Udo Ward.

Update: one of the newly added photos is one of the ballot box set alight.