₦airaland Forum

Oh God. I follow him on twitter and I think I still saw tweets from him this week. So sad

I don't understand why people are insulting this man. Shouldn't we be happy that the government is appointing people who know their onions?

nonye6194:
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First of all, Lagos is a stressful place. Still, folks find a way to make it easy for themselves during service. Some carry the nysc matter on their head and get stressed out easily. About the course path, Lagos has the best opportunity for anyone that wants to secure a job immediately after service. You can choose to serve in states with proximity to Lagos and still be close to these opportunities. Still, some serve in Lagos and there's no difference from those that served some other place (no offences meant).

It depends on what you want. Being resilient from the first day until you achieve what you set out to do. This can be achieve anywhere else, not just in Lagos. Find out what you really want and go get it. Best of luck

Dear nonye6194, nice thread. What do you mean by the bolded, please?

therealakuko:
It's been a while since I last heard tori from her side... Tonto too...


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The number of accounts wey dey view this post no be here... Abi na because una see "Regina Daniel" for the topic?





As in ehnnn... A farmer with an unfenced corn farm and a woman married to rich man have the same problem...

Not if she is also rich

Kirchhoff01:
Met someone who will help me do it without a fee after helping him with some stuffs. He asked about my education. I told him Im waiting for NYSC so he asked where I'd love to serve, I said Lagos. Then he said 'SAY NO MORE, JUST SEND ME YOUR CALL UP NUMBER WHEN THE TIME COMES'

Na my confidence be that. The time you want to serve in Lagos you go get backup even Abj so that's why I thought so

You can share your strong connection with me. I won't mind

Baba Fowler is actually trying. Much thanks to the awakening that is gradually sinking into the consciousness of our government about the dwindling future of oil lucrativeness. Our tax system is not all that lit yet, but he's sure making do with what Nigeria has on ground.

Kirchhoff01:
See you in Iyana Ipaja camp

I'm hearing you have to pay a huge sum of money to get posted to Lagos, and here you are, seeming very confident on my behalf. Thank you

haibe:
Which did u go for eventually

Oga Haibe, I sent you a PM

AntiWailer:
Yea

But they come and blame Buhari.

As an hiring Manager, I have tried to fill just 6 roles before.

My team and I interviewed over 25 candidates and NONE was worth it.

What did they do wrong?

nonye6194:
KPMG Accounting Academy

Job ref.: 146083BR
Location: Lagos
Job Type: Full Time
Service Line: Audit
Job Level: Associate/team member
Contract Type: Permanent

About the Program
The KPMG Accounting Academy has been developed to create an opportunity for qualified graduate accountants to join the firm upon completion of the mandatory National Youth Service Corps – NYSC. The academy enables accounting graduates and other eligible individuals to gain a professional qualification in accounting – ACA before they join KPMG. Some of the benefits include:
Graduates can become ACA qualified at no cost to them
Lectures, Tuition and daily lunch expenses are fully paid by KPMG
A great opportunity to learn from experienced professionals
Opportunity for immediate employment upon ACA qualification
Participants at the academy will undergo intensive lectures on a weekly basis before they take any of their ICAN exams. They will also have the opportunity for skeletal work exposures in KPMG when necessary.

Requirements
Accounting graduates, who are currently serving in Lagos or have been mobilized to serve in Lagos

https:///d-qdXmb

Can u repost the link? I keep getting error msgs

Bunnatex:
As an Accountant i don't advice savings unless you have no business idea. Honestly ask yourself why bank pays you interest on your savings our fixed deposit. Even the said interest is meagre. I bet if the lady invested the said amount wisely, she'd have been happier. Its just like the biblical servant that hid his master's money in the ground and got exact amount back. There's no growth there. When you invest or do business with your money you either win or lose, either way, you grow.

I think its bcs most people do not have information about suitable financial services available in the investment industry that they can invest in. With just N5K you can invest in mutual funds.

For me sha, I gained from the banter. So many sites where you can build resumes for free were mentioned.

Sveen:
Also a unilorite wanting to serve in Abj.

Oh, Hi. Its nice to meet you

Name: MizyB

Institution: Unilorin

State of origin: Nairaland

Course: Accounting

Prospective State of Service: Lagos or Abuja

The number one GateCrasher himself

Birth Control: We are closed!
Baby: abeg shift

There's no fast rule to Number 1.

I've been offered free lifts at night, even in a State where I haven't been to previously, by total strangers.

Happy birthday to us!
#August24

sunday478:
I just checked, it's the same. If the are given bonus they would say it, but nothing to that effect. thanks anyway.

Oh. Your sim is probably not eligible or something.

sunday478:
based on personal experience now, I go for MTN. since Airtel stopped their double data. the now give meager 1.5 for 1k. and can barely power my major app (5rr). MTN does data and I am managing their 2gb for 1.2k. glo sucks. I have not tr

The double data package for airtel is currently on. Dial *141#, select myoffer.

LordKO:
- Love (the big love/goodness); foremost, love is unchangeable - but people do change. So, every sane person loves others unconditionally - this is achieved by striving to be conscientious and altruistic always. Altruism and conscientiousness are for checks and balances in the context I used them/have always used them, so they aren't interwoven. Love in its bundle remains an action - it's encompassing.

- Falling in love; this, however, is subjective/for self-serving interest. So, the overwhelming emotional feelings from one or more of the constituents of the big love above (emotional feelings like, fancy, lust, admiration, respect, benefit, etc) is what falling in love is all about and it's subjective depending on each individual's mentality. To some people, it could be because the opposite interest is morally sound, physically beautiful/handsome, financially buoyant, intelligent, etc - this explains the reason people fall in and out of love. This by extension means that Individual's love language differs, it can be material things or immaterial things (immaterial things are always inconsequential, but to some they're things that matter). This breeds leanings.

- Staying in love; this will always depend on the abilities of the parties involved to continually maintain the opposite party's love language as I mentioned above. This means one must always strive to maintain that which attracted the other party - this is why relationship is work. So, going into a serious relationship with someone who doesn't share same leanings with you/someone who hasn't achieved self-realization/someone who hasn't conquered himself is dangerous.

So, unconditionality of love doesn't invalidate conditionality of falling in love and staying in love. And once the condition of falling in love is mutually based on immaterial things (attribute) it's assumed genuine/sustainable love - because attribute is innate. Anyone who falls in love with you (and vice versa) because of material things mainly or solely, is a frenemy that can ruin you at any given time.

It takes an undiscerning and/or greedy person to suffer a heartbreak/to be used, so:

- It's possible to walk the walk without being burnt/hurt

- It's possible to give everything in a relationship without losing anything in the end - it's called losing honorably, any real altruist will understand me well

- A healthy relationship is one where both parties involved are mutually happy and have their individual inner peace always

- It's possible to leave a relationship without becoming toxic afterward

Love is real.

Thank you for taking out time to respond.

RTSC2:
Still works though.
I got my first job at an oil servicing company when I was doing certification as a fresh graduate.
The first thing I told the uncles and aunties in my class was "abeg o, I be una boy o, I dey find work".
They all burst into laughter.
After the 3 day program, a beautiful Lady just called me aside and asked me to mail her my CV.
And the rest is history.

Clears throat

Sequel to the OP's second advice to explore, learn and network, I MizyB, hereby humbly shoot you, Mr RTSC2 my shot as a fresh graduate with sure plans for certification.


Bros, abeg o, I dey find work.

Possigee7:
yea

OK. What's up?

LordKO:
Yes.

Do you mind stating the difference(s)?

Possigee7:
Wow.

You PM-ed?

LordKO:
I haven't fallen in love, although I've always loved people. The day I'll fall in love, I'll do something remarkable.

Hello LordKO, Is there a difference between the two?

I've experienced this once. In my case, it was my purse.
Very devastating event, but I learnt

Informative. Thanks

frbona:
Seems the suicide/depression scourge doesn't exist in Nigeria alone.
I've been thinking along that line for a while now.
Help needed urgently

I know you've probably heard this a million times but,

When there's life, there is hope. Don't give up, don't give in. Everything is going to be fine.