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Romance › Re: Jealous Husband Kills Rival And Burns The Body In His Home (photos) by MJluv(f): 6:59pm On Sep 28, 2020

hmm... tough one this is

Politics › Re: Court Awards N50 Million Against Senator Abbo For Assault by MJluv(f): 6:44pm On Sep 28, 2020

slivertongue:
so he earns to pay fines

Shuoo..., e be like say you no be Nigerian oh!

Earn which money? He'll be paying from his coffers of stolen public funds.

And that will be if he doesn't first truncate the judgement at appeal

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Politics › Re: Court Awards N50 Million Against Senator Abbo For Assault by MJluv(f): 6:31pm On Sep 28, 2020

ignis:
What makes you think she will not get the money?

With the shitty legal system we operate, the APPEAL will be long and drawn.

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Politics › Re: Court Awards N50 Million Against Senator Abbo For Assault by MJluv(f): 4:37pm On Sep 28, 2020

ignis:
Please I am available for assault. someone should come and assault me.

If you're expecting the plaintiff to get that money, my sister you're expecting too much

Romance › Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by MJluv(f): 4:15pm On Sep 28, 2020

FahBuLous:
Awon potiphar's wife...

...get thee behind me grin

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Politics › Re: Wike & Amaechi Exchange Words At The Burial Of Adolphus Karibi -Whyte by MJluv(f): 7:19am On Sep 28, 2020

It will take a lot to mend the broken relationship between these guys.

The end of Rotimi's tenure transitioning into the start of Wike's tenure was one bloody battle between these guys.

Certainly no love lost between these two!

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Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija:. Laycon And Bigbrother Evicted From The Show by MJluv(f): 10:15pm On Sep 27, 2020

Today's games outcome eh, no be here oh.

Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija 2020: Full Breakdown Of N85m Grand Prize by MJluv(f): 10:11pm On Sep 27, 2020

Can you guys just be done with this sh!t already!

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Most Regretful Sin You Have Ever Committed? by MJluv(f): 7:22pm On Sep 27, 2020

Sparkle777:
Awwwnn, thanks a lot. Am single tho.

You're welcome.
The number on your profile, is it active?

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Family › Re: Is My Perception Of marriage Wrong Or Am I Making A Mistake? Advise Me by MJluv(f): 4:26pm On Sep 27, 2020

lovelybugs:
Are you willing to help her out too?
You can't eat your cake and have it.

What nonsense did you just write here?

Did you even read what the OP wrote, abi you just jump in to bash am?

I don't know what is wrong with we women, you give a woman an inch and she takes a mile.

mtchew!

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Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Nengi Breaks Down In Tears As Ozo Ignores Her during the party by MJluv(f): 1:48pm On Sep 27, 2020

Burruchaga71:
Don't mind the idiot..

You,the mofo you quoted, the entirety of Nigerians watching the useless show, the Canadians, Finish and whatever other countries air this accursed show are the prime idiots.

To think that you, a guy, are so much engrossed in this show of shame when I, a girl, find the rubbish show a colossal waste of time and resource.... SMH

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Most Regretful Sin You Have Ever Committed? by MJluv(f): 1:30pm On Sep 27, 2020

Banter1:
same as yours. One time I travel to a place to purchase a fairly used jincheng motor cycle, on my way driving back home it developed electrical fault, I have to keep pushing it on foot was helpless and hopeless how I was gonna get home on time cause it was getting late, then I said to myself (LMAO GOD HAS FORGOTTEN ME). I thought you said you won't let your children to suffer then boom from nowhere a guy pop up asked me what happened narrated to him and he drives to a nearby village to get a rope to toy me home. I asked for his digit he gave me saved it after taking my shower I then said let me call and appreciate him I couldn't find the number on my phone. still surprises me til today. pardon my English please.

God does show up when we need him the most

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Most Regretful Sin You Have Ever Committed? by MJluv(f): 1:09pm On Sep 27, 2020

Sparkle777:
i still regret never telling my Dad to back out like I dreamt, that day he died. also not heeding when I felt something in my spirit abt another loved one demise. now I shout, call and warn whenever I have those feelings.
we will live to declare His Glory.

Wow! you've been on nairaland since 2008.

That's 12 years! WOW!

BTW you're very beautiful. I guess you must be married, I'd have liked to have you as a sister in-law.

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Family › Re: Please Help, I Kept Having Strange Alert Messages On My Sim Card by MJluv(f): 10:09pm On Sep 26, 2020

namiji2598:
his profile has so many thread with bank related issues ....who knows

That does not validate him!

This is somewhat a faceless forum and such sensitive issue as this needs to be handled with utmost caution.

OP for your own safety, I suggest again, go INTO the banking hall and sort this out.

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Family › Re: Please Help, I Kept Having Strange Alert Messages On My Sim Card by MJluv(f): 9:17pm On Sep 26, 2020

namiji2598:
first bank

You better don't give that person up there requesting you contact him any info about those alerts you're getting without verifying who he is and what he wants to do with the information.

You should go talk to someone IN the bank.

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Romance › Re: I Washed Her Panties. See It — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by MJluv(f): 9:05pm On Sep 26, 2020

Common sense indeed ain't common.

Romance › Re: Is She Wrong Or Right by MJluv(f): 11:47pm On Sep 25, 2020

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Nonsense...na this part of the world we for dey carry greetings and respect for head...

I don't see anything wrong starting a conversation with "hey" and responding to a question by saying 'are u dewumi"
If she is not going to help or go ahead with the assist....then she can go fuckkk herself

She dey expect make the small gir abi na small boy kneel down for WhatsApp dey greet her

Unfortunately for you, if you find yourself in "...this part of the world...", decorum dictates you do as the Romans in Rome.

Travel › Re: In 1999, Two Men Crossed The Atlantic Ocean In Floating Cars, Spent 119Days(Pic) by MJluv(f): 11:38pm On Sep 25, 2020

BruncleZuma:

My people say, nah only who get change dey buy püssycat.

[img]https://media1./images/0cbbd5ea6dabd10582b1b6cf53982044/tenor.gif[/img]

Lalasticlala, ngwa ooo food don land.

Honestly eh, this your adage make me laugh seriously. I had a good laugh for over ten minutes.

Thank you.

Education › Re: The Ten Oldest Cities In The World [number 1 Is 11,000yrs Old]. by MJluv(f): 11:09pm On Sep 25, 2020

blacq2009:
Scientists estimate Earth to be around 5.6billion years old.

He is actually confusing the Earth's existence with human habitation on the Earth. Both are two distinct phenomena.

like you rightly pointed out, the earth has been around for quite a while. Human appearance on the surface of the Earth happened hundreds of millennium after the Earth's formation.

The Bible, which is one of the oldest historical documents available to mankind also backs this up.

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Education › Re: The Horrors Of Bullfighting [Extremely Graphic Photos 18+] by MJluv(f): 11:01pm On Sep 25, 2020

[quote author=Zimri post=94304273][/quote]Oh shit! this must be painful!

Politics › Re: I Disown Nigeria And Denounce My Citizenship by MJluv(f): 3:35pm On Sep 25, 2020

Tayoalaaye75:
They are not my problem but aboki Fulani is...

How do you mean? Explanation required.

Politics › Re: I Didn’t Strip Anybody, They Were In Sex Escapade ― Gbagi by MJluv(f): 3:27pm On Sep 25, 2020

Lol.... This country is full of funny people. Just imagine...

Crime › Re: [video] Woman Cut Off Her Niece’s Finger In Onitsha by MJluv(f): 9:16am On Sep 25, 2020

Hey you, yes you up there! Idiota, everything is not about tribe.

Nigerians sef! instead of securing the detached digit and rushing them to the hospital, dem dey there dey snap pictures.

stuupid people

Family › Re: Sad! Family Dog Mauls Newborn Baby To Death While The Mother Was In The Toilet by MJluv(f): 9:09am On Sep 25, 2020

Going by the pic, a large breed at that!

Romance › Re: Can You Wash Your Girlfriend Or Wife Panties Out Of Love? by MJluv(f): 8:56am On Sep 25, 2020

Introvertmemer:
actually its happy wife=happy life

Family › Re: All My Kids Are Picky Eaters, Its Driving Me Crazy by MJluv(f): 7:37am On Sep 25, 2020

Lol... sorry about your frustrations. You just have to be patient with them.

I have a feeling you or your hubby did the same to your parents too when you were kids. kiss

Lol....

Just be patient with them, they'll eventually come around...

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Romance › Re: 20 Codes That Commands Fear And Respect From Your Wife Or Girlfriend. RAW TRUTH by MJluv(f): 7:25am On Sep 25, 2020

OP keep this up and you'll die cold and alone.

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Romance › Re: Can You Wash Your Girlfriend Or Wife Panties Out Of Love? by MJluv(f): 10:07pm On Sep 24, 2020

Mr Alex, if you've not been laundering your wife's undies, I strongly suggest you start doing so.

Remember, happy wife = happy home.

Politics › Re: Mr Buhari Should Tell Us What's Special About Niger Republic - Reno Omokri by MJluv(f): 4:34pm On Sep 24, 2020

JAMO84:
Niger is landlocked, building railway between us and them would encourage them to use our sea ports and give us huge revenue. A begot like Reno Would not bother to do a little research before displaying his pathological ignorance.

I AM DONE TALKING

Just read what you wrote up there again.

I no wan voice wetin dey my mind because if I do, you no go sleep well this night.

kilo se e gan?

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Family › Re: Wives Living In Nigeria And Husbands Abroad: My Encounter by MJluv(f): 2:11pm On Sep 24, 2020

fattprince:
He is not an e-rat I didn't buy the opinion at first but after his second post I understood him more. From your post he is actually more intelligent than you. His crime was he was blunt with the truth and I can relate because I've been insulted for saying the truth bluntly too.

You are one of the e-rats I was referring to. But like I said earlier, I won't debase the entire male folk just because of e-urchins like you. Just piss off, will ya!

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Sports › Re: Luis Suarez joins Atletico Madrid from Barcelona by MJluv(f): 11:28am On Sep 24, 2020

longetivity:
Koeman will be sacked before December

I will be watching out for this prophecy.

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