₦airaland Forum

Nonexisting:
It is now clear that afonja has added rape to their resume. Skull mining is still their favorite though.

Lolz
You no get sense at all

Juliusmomoh:
Omaye i can't explain but i know it's diffrent.... They always polish their english

Lol. Na true sha. Because if you no polish am, people go think say na Agbero.

When you wan travel and to where?

Juliusmomoh:
Omaye i can't explain but i know it's diffrent.... They always polish their english

Lol. Na true sha. Because if you no polish am, people go think say na Agbero person be.

When you wan travel and to where?

Juliusmomoh:
The way lagos people chat is diffrent.

Really? How do they chat?

Juliusmomoh:
Hmmm. I can sence you are in lagos.

How did you know? Yes, I am in Lagos. Very far from Kogi (around 11hours). The distance no funny at all.

If to say na Abuja, ehen. To return very frequently no for hard at all.

Juliusmomoh:
Hmmm. I can sence you are in lagos.

How did you know? Yes, I am in Lagos. Very far from Kogi (around 11hours). The distance no funny at all.

If to say na Abuja, ehen

Juliusmomoh:
You said your childhood days was spent at ugwolawo and nothing, not even an errand bring you to idah. your anty no try oo..
What?? so you use igala bible to learn how to write and read in igala. Then my mum must be blame for this. Never allow us to near her igala bible.
She said " no be igala una go read for school ". .
So u left this deadbit land in february mehn u really excape o.... U need to come back and check expecially IDAH

Hahahaha. No be small escape o. E be like say I no go come Igala-land in the next 3years yet o.

It is not too late for you to start learning Igala using Igala Bible. Your mumcy no try fa.

Yes o, nothing at all, no event, no relative there, errand or anything make me go know our ancestral home Idah throughout my sister.

Juliusmomoh:
To speak igala online is very hard oo.. You can imagine how am here sweating hard just to type in igala not my fault sha.. I was not thought how to write in igala, i was only thought how to read in igala. funny. Ugwolawo is not far from idah na, i wonder why u don't know there.
Yes, am still in igala land. My hometown "IDAH".
But am praying hard to leave here.
Omaye ane che gbiti o...

My childhood years were in Ugwolawo. Would you believe that nothing came up to make me travel to Idah to know there throughout those years.

Hahahaha. Igala no hard nau. If you be Christian, Igala Bible go help you master am quick. Na for Ugwolawo with my Aunty I even learn how to read and write in Igala.

I can relate to the double-fold hardship in Kogi in addition to Nigeria's general hardship. I left Igala-land recently in February. May God have mercy on Kogi and Kogites.

Juliusmomoh:
To speak igala online is very hard oo.. You can imagine how am here sweating hard just to type in igala not my fault sha.. I was not thought how to write in igala, i was only thought how to read in igala. funny. Ugwolawo is not far from idah na, i wonder why u don't know there.
Yes, am still in igala land. My hometown "IDAH".
But am praying hard to leave here.
Omaye ane che gbiti o...

My childhood years were in Ugwolawo. Would you believe that nothing came up to make me travel to Idah to know there throughout those years.

Hahahaha. Igala no hard nau. If you be Christian, Igala Bible go help you master am quick. Na for Ugwolawo with my Aunty I even learn how to read and write in Igala.

I can relate to the double-fold hardship in Kogi in addition to Nigeria's general hardship. I left Igala-land recently in February. May God have mercy on Kogi.

Guyman02:
Whenever I travel abroad I miss swallow food very much. I can understand him
That's why it's said that East or West home is the best

My exact fear. I can't do without Swallow. How I go fit stay without Swallow for God sake.

Juliusmomoh:
Abo idah uche.... Olane

Àgbá kocho Òmáye. Ab'uwé le? E d'ane Igala?

Omi ch'òma abo Anyigba uche i, u muda d'ane Igala abajoi ta n.

U m'Idah no, u muda che mi Ugwolawo nyonyo, òmó ma né mi.

Juliusmomoh:
Don't know where to pee.
Ask a female co-worker

Omá àbo ugbo é che?

Cpossibility:
What a friend did to me last week.

Just like in my case, so many graduates in the country are today, traumatized, depressed or even suicidal. Nothing is more depressing than seeing oneself jobless after several years of graduation. More annoying is when there's no finance to even start a business no matter how brilliant the business idea could be. If I have capital or even a collateral to use and get some money somewhere, I would rest completely from job hunting.

My ordeal.
Few months ago, I stumbled on a friend on Facebook whom we were school mates back in secondary school. His parents resided outside the state which he normally came back on school resumption and would go back during holidays.

On meeting him on Facebook, taking a look at his pictures, he's obviously doing well and claimed he's working with an international NGO. I told him my pains which is unemployment. Immediately, he was happy and telling me not to worry again that with his connections here and there, I'll get a job. His promise was to fix me either in the NGO, an insurance company, factory work or any other place of which he has links and connections.

We talked extensively and negotiated my movement and arrived I should come over last week. The plans was to stay in his 2 bedroom apartment and until 3-4 months when I can rent my own place. So I moved from Rivers state to Lagos Monday last week with just 16k on me. En route Lagos, we were keeping in touch so to know how closer I am and until I got to Lagos (God is Good Motors park) around 8pm. I called him that I have arrived the park and he said he was coming to pick me.

Long story short, that was the last time his number went. Initially, I thought it was network, or may be temporary low battery. I kept dialling the number through out the night but it never went again. Of course I had no choice than to sleep in the park. Woke up the next morning hoping his number would go but still same. I had no body else in Lagos nor knowing any where as that was my first time in Lagos. So I was just roaming around the park the whole day like a lost sheep, hungry, frustrating and pains but still hoping for his call but none came. When I tried reaching via Facebook and realized I was blocked, that was when it dawned on me that I have to start going back immediately. Already, transport fare from PH to Lagos finished about N10,500. So I was left with about 4k on me. At that point in the evening, I knew my best bet as I said earlier was to find my way back immediately but I didn't even have enough cash for my return. I had no option than to start telling people about my predicament and appealed for help to raise fund to return home the next morning. I was mocked and laughed at while some were asking to buy my phone at a very ridiculous amount. But then at that point, I could have sold it at the ridiculous amount but the phone was the only medium of communication with people especially my mum who was already worried over the journey right from the onset. I kept approaching people to help me and until one man graciously completed the money for me and I paid for my return.

On reaching home, I did nothing than thanking God that at least my case wasn't like that of late Iniobong Umoren. At least I came back home alive...which is the most important thing. But what I don't understand is why the guy chose to be that wicked to me forgetting this world is a very small place. I mean if there was never a job, why did he have to put me through that? Anyways, I have since moved on. Not even swearing/cursing him but leave everything for God. Such is life!

Fellow nairalanders, that is the dairy of a Nigerian job seeker. This leave me with the question, "will Nigeria ever be good for ordinary Nigerian?"

I'm so sorry OP. You will make it and this will form part of your past bitter story.

Mine took me in on the night I was traveling back home after the end of my NYSC. It was midnight and my parent advised me to not proceed to our hometown (for security reasons) but find a way to sleep over in our state capital where I had reached, even though it was very close. This my friend took me in (in their family house) even though I did not call him earlier enough.

I "OFFENDED" HIM when we were in school. I read some people's comments asking if you offended this your friend in Lagos. I don't think I actually offended this my own friend sha. He noticed that I started distancing myself from him when I became tired of some of his annoying behaviours.

He knew he had (natural) problem and even complained about inability to change and I needed my own peace of mind. We are (were) good but I started making friend with another guy I already knew from way back but ignored because of him.

I posted a picture on Facebook recently and tagged him. He posted an indirect message on his story that some people should learn to be on their lane. It pained me because we're still good and I did not even totally cut him off in school nevertheless.

And there is extreme hardship in Kogi after Bello made deal with the LG chairmen he gave victory to.

He is cutting from their allocations which is making the chairmen to be paying 20% to workers/pensioners.

God will punish him for the hunger and pain he is causing Kogites...

And there is extreme hardship in Kogi after Bello made deal with the LG chairmen he gave victory to.

He is cutting from their allocations which is making the chairmen to be paying 20% to workers/pensioners.

God will punish him for the hunger and pain he is causing Kogites.

richmond500:
So in summary, U tell ur husband to go wash plates so u can serve ur customers?

like him go sit down carry sponge wash plate in public for u for restaurant weh him open for u?
Is that really what I read or I missed some part?

When we say the brain of majority of women is naturally dull, they say we hate women...

richmond500:
So in summary, U tell ur husband to go wash plates so u can serve ur customers?

like him go sit down carry sponge wash plate in public for u for restaurant weh him open for u?
Is that really what I read or I missed some part?

When we say the brain of majority of women is naturally dull, they say we hate women.

MOLOTOVcockTAIL:
Seems Nigeria has the highest concentration of idiots per square kilometer.

Hahahaha, Savage! You may not make heaven o!
I however take exception to your remark. FFK is said to be a junkie. A lot of Nigerians are not idiots but amazing intellectuals.

azawuoba:
are they not people too?


so it's only thieves (politicians) that should always get appointments abi?

b4 u quote me,. I'm not even a fan of the damn show

but I hate hypocrisy abeg

The point is they are made already and still getting appointments. Plenty graduates are out there looking for jobs.

Goal!!!!!!!
EVERTON

OlujobaSamuel:
They are the sons and daughters of the useless leaders we have. Sincerely, with the way they are clamouring that people be shot, it won't be wrong to start lynching political leaders family too wherever they are found

We will bring the next wave of protest to their door-mats. These politicians think they can suppress the youths. The police and military should be ready to kill as many as possible if they don't fear being overpowered by the protesters.

merits:
Please to whom it may concern, the only lied i ever lied in my life was that BUHARI is a saints.everyone should find a space in their heart to forgive me am very, very sorry I said so out of ignorance but everything is now cleared to me.



Back to the topics, tifnubu is responsible for the charm

Hahahahahahahaha
Wetin dey worry you?

Solatium:
I can tell from your response that you are still under 30yrs of age and if perhaps you are over 30yrs then you are not a good student of History, especially Nigeria political and economic history.


So many people died during the struggle to enthrone democracy,Most Notably M.k.O Abiola and his wife.
You might think those are directly on the line of fire,How about Sir Harry Marshall,Suliat Adedeji,Nadeco chieftains and so many unknown Name's who were killed during those period (1993-1998)? has any of their family benefited anything tangible? How many of this younger generation can relate with these name's and the contribution they made in making Nigeria a better place?


I repeat you know nothing about Nigeria Political history or you have learn nothing.
Just go cool down somewhere dey enjoy your Indomie noodles hungry man size in peace.
Don't make yourself part of that unfortunate statistics.
Don't put your family in everlasting sorrow.



May we never be sacrifice for Nigeria to prosper.

Amen.

The point I am trying to make is that many Nigerians are already suicidal from the hardship the government has brought upon Nigerians. Feeding is a daily battle for them. They are ready to fight till death to change the country.

Horrors of what happened in the past doesn't mean a thing to such people (whether they experienced it or not). They are ready to die because the hardship makes them not see what to really live for anymore.

Solatium:
You think insurrection or secession have a time line?
You think it always end in everyone's favor?
Some of you just go school,I no know wetin una go learn for there.
Check Libyan, Egyptian, South Sudan as a case study.
Olori ofo

Whoever it doesn't favour will have to make other choices; there will be choices. And do you know that there are people ready to stake their lives as sacrifice and bear timeline of whatever just to end this faulty entity called Nigeria (if not for anything, for the sake of unborn generations ahead)?

Those countries you cited above had different nature of issues to deal with. Don't even mention Libya. Egypt and Sudan are healing. The bottomline of it all is: SOMETHING HAS TO HAPPEN.

Solatium:
And when NIGERIA ends you will become a refugee. Pure and simple.

Because you are the owner of Nigeria kwo? #Ódè

olisaEze:
2020, the year of useless ultimatums from useless faceless groups. Instead of protesting the deplorable state of insecurity or the loss of lives at Lekki, na Amnesty International be una problem? E get d kind sponsor wen no matter d amount, ur conscience no suppose let u collect moni defend.

Are you minding this government.

Mark my words, this government will make a mistake very soon that will start another wave of protest. Na then we go kuku end Nigeria. The IG has already asked policemen to use firearms.

Guys should teach themselves how not to Chase much. It makes a girl to use you to catch cruise.

Stop showing signs that you are even into her at all if her formation gets out of hand. Did that to the preetiest girl in my class and she started wanting my own attention.

Nmezor:
Of Lay Lay of Laycon

Fine geh How are you doing?

JoeEeL:
Salty Saltan

I already know that muslims are the biggest hypocrites in the world. They have been killing in Jos, Kaduna and Benue by proxy herdsmen and boko haram, yet no one bashes their religion or their religious leaders to the level they deserve. The fact they speak their Hausa and arabic in their mosques do not prevent us from knowing that they call us sh*t and infidels.

I have listened to that bishop's broadcast and I'm yet to find out what is inciting. He said is it not out of place that Muslims wake up by 4 am disturbing everybody with their useless loudspeaker but if a christian picks up bible and megaphone in the streets of Abuja, he's likely to get attacked or killed. And ain't that true? What is even more annoying is that Abuja is not originally an Islamic stronghold. It's the abode of mainly the Gwari and Kamberi people but now that muslims have dominated the place, you see them acting like idiotts. That's how they were burning the flag of France; you cant help but sense the innate and brainwashed hatred they dispel.

And some foools in the south are still saying 'One Nigeria'

Many tribes in North Central like Ju, Takad, Sholio, Gworok are almost going extinct because of these Fulani Jihadist killers, ethnic cleansers and land grabbers. You docile christians should still be saying 'All is well even in the well; or God will take control'. No go gbaradi, awon weyrey.

Islam is an intolerant religion my brother

Steve0979:
I am a soildier too,but I must say wat he is doin is wrong in all shade.but trust me he will arrested soonest

Which makes me wonder if they are stupid, or they don't hear of their colleagues who have been arrested/dismissed for brutality against civilians (for them to be very careful)...especially in this age that phones can capture anything happening.

But Nigerians don suffer sha

Chai

The people we elect to go represent and work for us go there and corner our money and insult us join and rub it in our faces.

The moment we are now in in Nigeria na to de target these politicians fa.

if they dare show face in public they must collect.

Is it the reason I've been unable to browse with Glo since Saturday?

Some comments criticizing Naija government on Facebook are no longer available if you try to go back to them in your Activity Log.