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Emescot:
What you dont know wont hurt you, as kids i dont think they will give it double meaning...
Am just confused now whether to teach my future children that pussyy also means cat, and that a b!tch is a female dog or i should not visit that subject at all and leave it for my future wife to teach

Bros you obviously dnt knw how powerful subliminal messaging is. The use of words like “ Balls”“ In Mouth”“lick” are all subliminal messages. It gets stock at the back of the readers minds, in this case the kids minds. This book is obviously from a gay writer, trying to brain wash boys into thinking its cool to touch and lick balls. Might seem far fetch but those that understand, know pretty well what am talking about. Lemmi give you a good example, corporations like Coka Cola uses this method to make people do stuff they wouldnt ordinarilly do. How? they paste images of juicy meals next to a bottle of coke at cateens and Eateries. At first it seems like nothing but as people keep sighting that image it gradually gets to their subconscience that its better to have a bottle of Coke with their meals, this is why most ignorant folks will wonder why they first think of having a bottle of Coke while eating than water.
Same here too, the Author want kids of thesame sex to see nothing wrong in licking balls. One recent shocking revelation came from one of the creator of Sesame street children programme. The guy who happens to be gay all along came out from the closset and confessed the famous dou of Enny and Bird were actually gay couples. If this dnt make any sense to you dnt bother.

Nigerians are the most shameless bunch in the world. So Ghana garri is now bettervthan our Ijebu or Benin Garri? Few years ago Dbanj brought something similar, but we disnt rush it. what is wrong with us?

madgoat:
Poverty in action for lazy people who claim they are entrepreneurs. Abeg go and find a salaried job and have peace of mind.

You mean salaried job created by another human being with one head, like you abi? This Article is not for your kind, its for men and women with balls not for sissies. Unlike you not everyone can be under others, some of us are pathfinders, and leaders, we are not meant to eat out of other peoples hands, or crawl on the floor to beg for increases and salaries every month end. When men are discussing, dknt come near.

another stewpid commen from the lifeless dumbo. How many votes did OBj of GEJ get from the Northwest in 2003 and 2011 respectively before he gave the Ministry of Defence , NSA and so on to the North West? I dnt blame the Nineteenth century demented fossil, I blame the Zombified idiats from the Swest justifying the idiosy he just spit out. How can a whole President of the FRN make this kind of senseless statements?
Imagine Buhari? a confirmed son of a none Nigeria o? an ordinary Nigerien Dogari son telling Real Nigerians this kind of stupid rubish!. Kashi Ubanka, Munafikin masiashin Banza.

Atiku lived, worked and campaigned with these APC wolves wailing now. He knows them very well and knows they are looking for means to attack, disrupt his planning, and consultations. Before now Dubai was his base, he own houses and businesses there too. Wont be farfetched if most of these people visiting were accomodated in some of his houses.
No Zombie should quote me unless they show us a detailed expalanation how Buratai was able to buy Assets worth milliin of U.S Dollars in Dubai.

Sensation55:

Sensation55:

wristbangle:
I don't know how true is this report but news from "the cable" appears to be authentic most times.

Back to topic, I told someone that PMB is a colossal failure but Atiku is not only a serial loot but a hardened criminal. His desperation stinks and clearly shows what he aims to achieve by looting the nation's wealth to nothing.

In short, majority of these wicked politicians deserve to die. The poor masses are begging for paltry minimum wage of 30,000 but these idiots choose to settle for 20k when neighbouring countries earn up to 40k and to mention not being part of OPEC body should be a huge slap on our government.

The looting ongoing in APC/PDP can't be phantom. I wonder what will be left for future generation when oil becomes useless. I even read it somewhere that the current NNPC boss failed to remit 91 trillion not even billion to FG account since 2016. What a shame!

Imagine paying someone USD 90k per month for the wicked ATIKULOOT to manoeuvre his way to power and somehow get pardoned by the US team to clear his charges.

I really don't pity these politicians but the stvpid Nigerian youths and shameful elders shouting Sai Baba and Atikuobi. Am done telling people neither PMB/ATIKU can fix the economy but trust some people will say let's settle for the lesser evil. Na una sabi. I can't wait to leave this country. Am done believing there is hope here.

Lol. Las las the Buharideen genes in you still overtook your attempt to disguise. Bros even if Atiku will turn the treasury into his personal savings account, we will still vote him over the fossil called Buhari.

Author: Tunde Ososanya.
Four months after Nigeria took over from India as the poverty capital of the world, the number of Nigerians living with extreme poverty is currently standing at 88,011,759, according to the World Poverty Clock, created by Vienna-based World Data Lab.
According to the World Poverty Clock, “the outlook for poverty alleviation in Nigeria is currently weak,” with nearly six people slipping into extreme poverty every minute, The Cable reports.
Legit.ng gathers that the World Bank, IMF, United Nations, forecast that Nigeria will not hit the 2030 target for ending global poverty.
According to Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, 40 percent of the world's poorest people by 2030 would be hosted by West Africa, especially Nigeria.
Legit.ng previously reported that a report by Brookings Institution showed that Nigeria took over from India as the nation with the highest number of extremely poor people.
Recall that India previously held the position with a population of 1.324 billion as against Nigeria's 200 million.
The report indicated that the number of Nigerians in extreme poverty increases by six people every minute.
The report reads: “According to our projections, Nigeria has already overtaken India as the country with the largest number of extreme poor in early 2018, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo could soon take over the number 2 spot.
“At the end of May 2018, our trajectories suggest that Nigeria had about 87 million people in extreme poverty, compared with India’s 73 million. What is more, extreme poverty in Nigeria is growing by six people every minute, while poverty in India continues to fall."

In a previous report by Legit.ng , the lawmaker representing Bayelsa East constituency in the upper chamber, Senator Ben Murray Bruce, suggested that the fastest way poverty can be defeated is for poor people to be educated.
According to him, the more the poor learn, the more they earn and the more they earn, the less children they have and the longer they live.
In a couple of tweets on his Twitter page, the senator noted that his state had moved up the ladder due to its focus on education and urged the country to emulate the move.
Nigeria News 2018: Is Nigeria Truly the Poorest Country in The World? Omisore Speaks | Legit TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzXTpu6-KNE
Source: Legit.ng

The fact that a whole President of the FRN can find time to see this one and the entire BMC network would be dedicated to air the nothingness is a clear indication this govt like a drowning man are grabing on anything to give an indication they are in charge, but those who can read betwen the line know pretty well they are morethan rattled. Atiku has not started o, but they are running from pillar to post. Buhari is spiritually back in Daura come Feb 2019 Nigerians will send his physical fossils home.

All this ignorant Tinubu e rats who obviously havent been to anywhere besides the Swest, jumping upandan on this thread think Lagos and Swest is Nigeria? Hehehe the fact that Ordinary Saraki gave Tinubu numerous uppercuts in the Chess game of National politics should have made you guys shows some degree of humility but alas Zombie must always show em sef.
Tinubu cant do morethan a dead rat in 2019, he couldnt defeat Sen Adeleke with more than 40k police, hundreds of thugs and 16billion, Until a rerun, yet these clowns think he can deliver Nigeria come 2019?
Imagine that idiat up there calling him all those big names, bros they dumped his convicted narcotics dealing butt after the last election and told him the Swest didnt deliver they presidency, Kano, Benue, Plateau and all those former PDP stronghold who tilted towards Buhari did. Come 2019 the Swest votes would as usual be shared and the swing states would still be the tilting points. Who knows Tinubu in North west, North East, North Central, South South and South East? lol, They are hailing him and he is going about decieving himself he would become president. Hahahaha A Convicted drug baron and certificate forger is your moral compass in the Swest no doubt, but around here in Abuja no one takes him serious. come 2019 we go clear him doubt.

basilo101:
Is he saying that Tinubu is a bastard?

Comprehension, comprehension. But if you ask me, na who I go ask?

Former Governor of Anambra State, Mr. Peter Obi, was spotted on Bourdillon Road, Ikoyi, Lagos, where the former Lagos State Governor and National Leader of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu resides.

Obi, in a widely circulated photograph, was spotted with a friend walking along the Bourdillon Road, without any security detail attached to him, like other politicians would have.

Mixed reactions however, trailed the photos, as at that time, cos the reports that Obi, former Vice President Atiku Abubakar and Tinubu were forming alliance to float a new Mega Political party ahead of the 2019 Presidential election.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/12/photos-peter-obi-spotted-bourdillon-rd-without-security-details/

By Luminous Jannamike
ABUJA – The spokesman of Atiku Presidential Campaign Organisation, Segun Sowunmi, on Thursday, said the fall of the National Leader of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, from political grace is imminent.
Speaking with Vanguard in Abuja, Sowunmi said Tinubu’s remarks that the presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Atiku Abubakar, could meet with his supporters anywhere in the world including a jungle to strategise but that Nigerians would not vote for him in 2019, was self delusional.
He said: “It is only a man of questionable pedigree whose certificate are dogged with a lot of confusion; whose parental background is pretty much unknown; whose state of origin is opaque and unclear, that can understand how life is in the jungle.
“If Asiwaju Bola Tinubu means that his life is in a jungle, we want to say to him that pride goes before a fall. Those who disdain men that are going to contend with them for the goodwill and votes of the Nigerian people with careless talk is what we find even with Buhari.
“I pity him (Tinubu) because his arrogance will fall-off his eyes like a scale when the votes are counted in 2019. Let him just understand that nobody is going to allow them run a chaotic, opaque and corruption-marred election. Let me also tell them that INEC will not help them. We shall all meet on the day of the election. Bola can deceive himself but Nigerians are not easily deceived.”
He further said his principal would, if given the mandate in 2019 and beyond, do four things for Nigerians viz: job creation, expansion of the economy, uniting the country through restructuring, and overhaul of the country’s security architecture.

AdesegunSanni89:
No wonder igbo land is directionless. Even God anointed Moses to lead the Israelites at a point in time.

If bejng led by a drug baron and certificate forger is what you mean, we dnt do such over here.

Bolustical:
I wish any of your past and present political leaders from the East can be relevant as Tinubu.

Dude stopped being governor over 10 years ago yet you lots still see him in your dreams.

Na wa o

Ndiflatness sha!

The fact You all queue behind a well known convicted Drug baron says alot about the level your kind.
Unlike your people, we dont follow rebranded convicted criminals or known certificate forgers. your demi god wont even be allowed to talk at the table of elders, no amount of branding, followership would grant him such a right in The South East. We have dozens of his kind, we are just not proud of them.

Not only Ganduje The North is backing Atiku, its only the Yoruba Muslims that want to kill themseves over Buhari.

lol. Afonja will be in their Ogbomosho-Oshogbo hole and be posting nonsense. Travel to Bauchi, from the expresss way to inside the town, the entire Bauchi is painted in PDP colours. Hehehe. clowns.

Ategberoson:
shut up how did PDP loose akpabio? shekarau if not through lobby? how did PDP loose osun state and Ekiti state


stop disgracing yourself here with empirical talk of politics. politics is not emotional

Its not but all about interest. The South Soutb will go anywhere GEJ is so stop decieving yourselves, whata Akpabios interest when compared to ean entire region? He cant even deliver Akwa Ibom. Shekarau is a light weight we all knw that. Yorubas want the rest of the country to shelve their interest so that the tribalistic and greedy Tinubu or hisbkit can boss them around? think again, yall on a long thing.

Throwback:
The same way some Igbos are singlehandedly deciding in their 1room self-contain apartment, that in year 2023 PDP will field a Northerner if APC fields a SouthWest candidate.

Where did the PDP SouthWest and SouthSouth potential candidates like wicked Wike who controls the party chairman, agree that it must be SouthEast in APC else it will be a Northerner in PDP?

It will shock the deluded when both APC and PDP field a SouthWesterner for the 2023 elections, or both field a SouthSoutherner, or a SouthWest candidate of APC square up against a SouthSouth candidate of the PDP.

By then the SouthEasterners would be on a sojourn in the North, looking for any almajiri to typically serve under as a deputy with the APGA presidential ticket, just because they could not compete like the rest of the South for PDP's ticket.

I laugh in the acceptance of political defeat by the SouthEast.

Political orphans!

Lol. So you truely believe an average Northerner care about your Afonja power hungry dumb butt? It beats me how Yorubas believe the Hausa/Fulani man is so generous to let an opportunity to equal thesame number of years the South (OBJ - 8yrs + GEJ 6 ) was in power if giving the opportunity. Bros the S/West didnt give the North the winning votes, Kwankwaso and the nPDP would have easily doubled whatever difference Yoruba votes made if they stayed in the PDP, when will you guys get that into your Amala saturated brains.
So the Fulani North would dish the chance of holding on to power for 8 more years in a peaceful, united and stable govt that would enjoy support from the North central, North East, South East and South South over the one that favours only Afonjas and Buhari immediate family members for only 4 troubled years? you guys are really stupid to say the least. 1, Tinubu is too small to determine Nigeria collective destiny, 2, Nigerias destiny is not in Yoruba peoples hands. 3, The North central with the APC, what exactly will you tell them your greedy butts did for them? to make it worst the South west were silently even worst made attemots to silence the outcry against the killings in their region, Tinubu and Yorubas have shown they dnt give a rat butt if the entire North Central was wiped out by their actions in order not to tikt their greedy quest for power. Well we have seen your whole circle no one takes your noise seriously anymore. Come 2019, we shall send you guys back to your SW region to continie your clannish politics their, there is no place for your likes at the center. Gbenga daniel we know, Agbaje we knw, Tinubu? who e be?

lol. people will seat kn their Oshogbo hole and be posting rubish. Bros we are on ground, Buhari wont marshal upto 25% of the North east vote in 2019. They also forgot that even in katsina Atikus affiliation with the influential Yar adua Family woud be key. Kanawa are not happy with Buhari, what has he done for Kano? how many Kanawas are in his govt? They have now seen Bubari for what he is, a clanish man, who empowers only his relatives. like Saraki said, they shared every juicy post between Katsina and Lagos. 2019 Would be epic.

Ategberoson:
whether wike made sarcasm or not. the truth is wike will focus on his governorship election and pay less attention to presidential election as he wasn't only shorten of his plan to dominate PDP as a party but was also sidelined in the selection of VP


Atiku Is a man that won't welcome any stakeholders suggestion. those he's flocking around with are solely because of election. on this stand I make my verdict. most of grieved PDP politicians will sabotaged Atiku election bid and it would be an added advantage to Buhari


ordinarily if Buhari is like obj he would have won even before the election as he would have use lobby to hijacked all PDP stalwarts

Hahaha Bros 1999-2007 is not thesame as 2018, OBJ can not oush through all the nonsense he did back then today, now thats the major problem with Zombies like you. Yall forgot we now have the internet, a more enlightened populace and a whole gang of people beaming search lights on the government. Besides only a compound fool would believe the APC has enough intergrity to carry through with any agreement reached during your so called lobbying. Noone but an idiot would believe a oarty that denied their own campaign promises.
The APC leaders infamous greed didnt allow then to keep to the simple power sharing agreements with the nPDP, (which happens to be the tilting factor that won them the presidency), they also didnt uphold the one they had recently with Omisore and want a Wike to jump ship? yall are definately on some conc codiene diet.
The lifeless fossil of a president that is Buhari, who lacks the capacity to marshal anything, plus the local champion Tinubu, who doesnt even understand national politics, with his ballant display of selfish greed how in the world can they get to that point?Obviously you guys dnt get it, the Presidency can never be won with just 2regions.
Atiku will never and can never be like clannosh Buhari, you can tell a mans characrer by those he associates with, a man that entrusts his money and investements in the hands of people who are not from his tribe, wont do a Buhari/Tinubu combo. Atiku apoeal is down to one thing, his broad based networks of associates. You can never see him in the company of religious bigots or fanatics unlike Buhari and co. Take a look at those around him, You see Yorubas, Igbos, Hausa, Fulani, Ijaws etc, unlike the lifeless fossil that empowers only muslim afonjas and his Fulde cousins.
The S/west who happens to be in the opposition since 1999 are now carried away simply because they were able to get to the center by betraying the rest of the South. Well Wike is not your average Zombie, or woman wrapper like Akpabio, he knows what at stake.

Capacity for comprehension becomes a challange when one is converted to a Zombie. He never said Buhari was good at governance, he simple said when it came to governance, You should accord the President some respect no matter the party one belongs to. Not that Buhari deserves it, but simple cos he is occupying the highest political post in the land. Now that shows maturity, very refreshing especially giving to the way Tinubu and the APC e-rats desecrated that seat when they were in the Opposition.
Once again OP should read what was said again and again until he understands.

“the party of the President has performed poorly. It has failed Nigerians. The APC is not doing well. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO GOVERNANCE, YOU GIVE THE PRESIDENT THAT RESPECT. ”

we dont have much to say to this regional rat. all we want to say isThis is Nigeria and not Lagos or South west.

And these are the bunch thatvwants to be President come 2023? Dear God we have suffered enough, never allow incompetent tribalists like Tinubu and Fashola to see this kind of power again.

Even if tmwe give 16more years you claim PDP missused, you would still not be able to fix anything.

For those ignorant 2015-2018 political analysts, it was Tony Aneneh that marshalled Patrick Obahiagbon political break through.

rusher14:
All these lies.

Bottled water is different from pure water in Nigerian local parlance.

Faro is a company owned by Atiku opened in 2015.

the fact that you think Faro was opened in 2015 only shows how daft and ignorant you are.

You are quite right Sir, to put it correctly, You and your Party are in the business of decieving yourselves, this is cos no sensable Nigerian takes your lies and propaganda serious.

jeff1607:
One down , the rest will follow

rest like Tinubu and co abi?