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SportsRe: Brazil Vs Mexico: World Cup (2 - 0) On 2nd July 2018 by modernWays: 5:04pm On Jul 02, 2018
Despite almost all of them are in top form, i doubt this team would've gone this far wothout Naymar.
RomanceRe: 5 Warning Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You by modernWays: 3:40pm On Jul 01, 2018
Delivar:
In the case of a pussy and a dick how do we determine which is the padlock and which is the key?
It seem you dont still get it. Unlike men that would rather be hail for having sex with multiple women, no where in this planet people respect or sees women who have sex with different men as role model or something to be proud of.

From the above, it means a master key(penis) can unlock any padlocks while women vagina that can be unlock by any key are simply regards as padlock.

The adage is simply talking about promiscuous women Vs promiscuous men.
RomanceRe: 5 Warning Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You by modernWays: 1:20pm On Jul 01, 2018
Delivar:
And why is the dick the key? Are you aware a pussy can unlock a man's senses and make him do things he would normally not do?
You should understand the logic, perhaps the guy need to explain in a lay man view.

Which is influencial between a padlock that anyone can bring any key to open on your door and that master key that has the ability to open as many padlocks as possible?

So, if you are asked to chose one and throw other away, which one would it be?
SportsRe: Serbia Vs Brazil: World Cup (0 - 2) On 27th June 2018 by modernWays: 8:32pm On Jun 27, 2018
G. Jesus just useless upfront.
SportsRe: South Korea Vs Germany: World Cup (2 - 0) On 27th June 2018 by modernWays: 4:57pm On Jun 27, 2018
This is what we call a team with confidence, Eagle mess up big time.
SportsRe: South Korea Vs Germany: World Cup (2 - 0) On 27th June 2018 by modernWays: 4:44pm On Jun 27, 2018
Looking at Koreans, this is how Nigeria should've been playing after 80min.
SportsRe: South Korea Vs Germany: World Cup (2 - 0) On 27th June 2018 by modernWays: 4:37pm On Jun 27, 2018
Germany can still score in this match, it looks like Mexico is going home now.
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Costa Rica: World Cup (2 - 0) 22 June 2018 by modernWays: 3:14pm On Jun 22, 2018
oooduancalmdown:
Brazil is overrated. With their display against Switzerland and Costa rica, I believe Brazil will not reach semi final
Did you really seen the match?

You think it is easy to break down defence of a team with 10 man in their own half. Why didnt Spain beat Iran more than one goal or Argentina defeat Iceland. Tunisia almost did the same to England.

Brazil is the best team in this tournament so far.
EducationRe: OAU Sacks Professor Richard Akindele Over Sex For Mark Scandal by modernWays: 5:11pm On Jun 20, 2018
famosty:
A tiny hole sinking a powerful man
God help us
A powerful man wont be that stupid to the extent of demanding for 5 rounds of sex. This is a pure wickedness. His personality alone can get him any young beautiful mature lady to have an affair with.
EducationRe: OAU Sacks Professor Richard Akindele Over Sex For Mark Scandal by modernWays: 5:01pm On Jun 20, 2018
What a disgraceful life, the same lady would've accepted his offer with open arms if he had promise her money/gifts instead for upgrading her scores.
RomanceRe: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by modernWays: 11:07pm On Jun 14, 2018
wildimagination:
This is some hilarious shiit right here....
Nigerian facilities won't pay donors, they will offer dem yeye malt and milk.
If they try that payment in Nigeria . The queue of donors go long from yaba to ikorodu
They are talking about sperm here, not blood donation.

Perhaps you dont know people/donors got paid in Nigeria too.
SportsRe: Which Country Will Win The 2018 FIFA World Cup? by modernWays: 10:51am On Jun 14, 2018
obafemee80:
https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img924/1310/8EW6V0.jpg

Things common to past winners
*Don't be the defending champions,its very difficult to defend
*Don't be the hosts
*You must have the experience
*Have the of the best goalkeeper
*Be from Europe or South America
*Be seeded


Any chance for Nigeria and other underdog countries?.
Looking at this pairing, semi final is 100% sure for Germany.
RomanceRe: Hmm.... I'm Tired Of How Life Is Torturing Me! by modernWays: 9:16pm On Jun 13, 2018
EmergencyCase:
Nothing seems to calm my fears and give me reprieve! Food and rest most sought after by people even irritates my throat the more. Prayers have failed. Local medicine has also failed. Hmm... My only lozenge now is lamentation and tears
You dont have any problem but simply depressed. But here is a good news if you can follow it.

Let me start by saying one of the things that usually deprived us of happiness is "gratitude". As long as you dont appreciate what you have and believe in your ability to make things happen, you will continue to wallowing in fear and sadness. Real happiness lies in gratitude, be gratedul for what you have and try as must as possible to live every moment as your last.

Be conscienceless, put yourself first in everything, give no damn about next man or what he might be thinking about you.

Our minds can make and destroy, causing both physical and psychological pains. And let me tell you this simple secrete, if you dont believe in something, that thing will never ever happens to you. Be a tough man, all your problems will vanish.
PoliticsRe: Offa Robbery: What Saraki Did For Robbery Suspects – Oyedepo Alleges by modernWays: 10:10am On Jun 11, 2018
erico2k2:
Nah not really, its unfair for you to keep mute when ur brother who is a politician does something you keep mute then mine does exact same thing you scream hail stone. shocked shocked shocked
Name other politicians that have been openly indicted for directly keeping, arming and financing thugs turned robbers?

To make matter worse, they did not only robbed a whole financial institution but wasted over 30 innocent souls, creates panic and civil unrest.
PoliticsRe: Offa Robbery: What Saraki Did For Robbery Suspects – Oyedepo Alleges by modernWays: 9:54am On Jun 11, 2018
andyanders:
And bless you too my brother. One should be careful over this issue. This case is like an employer who hired a company driver and in his absence, uses the car to rob or commit crime. During investigation, the employer could be mentioned, but that does not translate that the employer was part of the crime his employee commited. Saraki cannot be ropped in as an accessary to the crime his thugs commited. This should be a lesson to all Nigerians on the activities of those in politics up to the local government chairman. They recruit local criminals and empower them at all cost to the detriment of the masses.
Your analogy is wrong sir. You dont keep, pay or armed someone and claim innocent if such person commit crime.
Will you say the same if he's common man on the street?
PoliticsRe: Offa Robbery: What Saraki Did For Robbery Suspects – Oyedepo Alleges by modernWays: 9:41am On Jun 11, 2018
ahidjo:
Characters like you are not supposed to live with civilized beings. Disgusting!
Very very disgusting, it irritate me to the core the way some silly and unintelligent morons are quick to name another politicians to prove innocent their pathetic role model.
CrimeRe: James Nwagalezi Hacks Into Ecobank’s App, Withdraws N207 Million by modernWays: 12:48pm On Jun 08, 2018
BeingFrank:
Many People Don't.
Some people need to live their lives offline i think. Tribalism as it's been practice in Nigeria is like a game of minds, people rarely openly express it unless there is total anarchy.
CrimeRe: James Nwagalezi Hacks Into Ecobank’s App, Withdraws N207 Million by modernWays: 12:34pm On Jun 08, 2018
BeingFrank:
Igbos, South South And Yoruba, You People Should Stop Fighting Urselfs With Silly And Demeaning Names Here. The Person Always Shouting Afonja And Flat Head Here May Even Be Someone Not From The Mentioned Tribes Trying To Always Keep U People Fighting Each Other Online And Offline. We Should Stop This Childishness If We Ever Want To Grow.
It is just an internet humour to entertain one another. Have you ever met/seen someone offline shouting or calling someone Afonja, Igbo etc? I personally enjoy the comic, and i dont feel offended by it a bit.
Christianity EtcRe: Elderly Man Caught Watching Sexually Explicit Video During Church Service by modernWays: 10:24pm On Jun 06, 2018
An elderly man, watching porn during the church service. This is very strange to me.
SportsRe: N'golo Kante Drives A N9.6m Mini Cooper S by modernWays: 4:46pm On May 29, 2018
Looking at Ngolo Kante, he look like those brothers who only works for their slay girls wives to enjoy.
SportsRe: England Vs Nigeria Friendly - 2 - 1 (Full-Time) by modernWays: 2:25pm On May 29, 2018
Aystarz:
Children
Children? Even if the guy was in junior Secondary school then, he should not less than 28 years old now.
EducationRe: A Mother Beats Up Her Daughter Because She Was Drunk: Who Was Drunk? by modernWays: 12:45pm On May 29, 2018
I see this as very straight forward sentence, "BECAUSE" as it was used in that sentence signified "the Reason" she was beaten by her mother.

So the daughter was drunk.
RomanceRe: Why Do I Always Meet Poor Girls With So Much Demands? Please Help by modernWays: 1:09pm On May 18, 2018
Elder001:
Bruv... you're right sha
but Nigerian guys are the cause of all these shíts, ,always wanting to impress anything on skirts.

if she says she's no longer interested because you didn't pay her house rent or whatever heavy bill she drop then let her go.. don't try to beg her or give her the money
A lady like that can never have one boyfriend because she'll never be satisfied.
Of course we guys spoilt them, but the sad reality is that another rich guys will still give her even more than what she asked for (especially if she is beautiful). But if one is lucky to meet the one that is desperate for marriage and she loves you, she will be the one stocking your house with foodstuffs and better soup every weekend, she may even offer to finance her bride price.
RomanceRe: Why Do I Always Meet Poor Girls With So Much Demands? Please Help by modernWays: 7:18am On May 18, 2018
oglalasioux:
Where do you think your 94% parasitic Nigerian ladies are working? Has it occurred to you that ladies hold better jobs in Nigeria than guys? So you think ladies from wealthy homes don't demand? Your replys are beginning to sound plastic. I'm beginning to doubt your claims.
Some are complete opposite of what they preach on intermet, so dont be surprise.

It is quite ok to say that if you're dating one desperate chick or just having a fling without necessarily be in relationship with them. i met them everyday, and i've dated alot of them, i can tell you they are very costly to maintain in the long run(especially those that are not ready for marriage). They dont demand for those petty things like young girls but once they drop that big bill( which they might not even ask you directly), and you fail to assit, just know it is the end of that relationship or you just become a figure head side man, because to them, you are stingy, not caring and wont make a good or supportive husband.
RomanceRe: Why Do I Always Meet Poor Girls With So Much Demands? Please Help by modernWays: 12:04am On May 18, 2018
I detest guys who usually complains of spending on girls or being taking for maga. A sensible guy will cut his coat according to his size, there should be a retracement point while dealing with women because all of them do demands in one way or the other.

For that guy shouting "28yrs old upward, independent working class bla bla" just pray you find the one that is desperate for marriage. By the time she drop atomic bomb of bill like 300k at once, you will know they can consume what a broke young lady can demand for two years at once.

Do you know how much these working class independent ladies spent on Aso ebi, their hairs, shoes, bags, makeup etc alone? They might not be asking you for anything until it is time to pay their rent, send money to their mums, pay school fees of their sibblings etc. This is one of the reason you hardly see working class rich women dating or marry broke guys.

Just be smart and spend what will not ruin you down financially, that is all.
SportsRe: Tammy Abraham, Solanke Miss Out As England Announces World Cup Squad (pics) by modernWays: 4:08pm On May 16, 2018
martins18:
Even if Tammy Abraham pick Nigeria, Gernot Rohr would still not pick him for world cup per current form ..that's the truth
He will definitely make the final list, Tammy is still better than Igalo in front of goal.

I dont blame the lad, i blame his father for not bringing him up well in his native way. Also, he must have been saying alot of negative stuffs about his home land to this boy.
SportsRe: Breaking: Stoke Have Been Relegated From The EPL After Losing To Palace by modernWays: 7:18pm On May 05, 2018
Westbrom and Huddersfield town to follow.
However fixed Huddersfield town last 3 fixture is just too wicked.
PoliticsRe: Tumba Garba, Senator Binta's Father Speaks: I Didn't Burn Her House by modernWays: 2:35pm On May 05, 2018
That man dont look like someone who will give a damn blessing if his daughter married a man he does not want let alone christian. Just saying though.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Roma: UCL (5 - 2) On 24th April 2018 by modernWays: 9:55pm On Apr 24, 2018
This result is good enough for Liverpool if they are truely worth to be a champion.

I dont see Roma beaten this high spirited attacking team 3: 0 without conceding at least a goal.

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