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solution1page1:
i have no ex and i have no present pls i need advice

u r probably living in d future, u know like time machine

Seunnzy:
Being heartbroken can make u watch TV for 4 hours without volume..u already have the sound in ur head

iv bn there, the feeling was horrific Infact quietly going crazy but it usually makes one stronger. Make she go home n cry abeg, she will b fine. Mtchew na today?

ShenTeh:
Your friend typed this one too?

busted!! I wonder y de lie jus come out straight, kini big deal?

OkaNaUbe:
[/b] Which time do you have for your supposed BBQ business Always chanting sai baba! If you are really a businessman or work for someone, how has your business improved from 2015-date? Do more people eat BBQ now than before?[b]

The youth should kick out these recycled leaders and vote a new breed of leaders who would change this country. Nigeria has been left in 1980s while countries like Rwanda, are moving ahead. You worship personalities instead of institutions.

the bolded got me cracking, the truth is they know what u jus sd but living in self denial.

His mouth sorry her mouth, I mean it's mouth is wide cos I don't even know where to place him, no, her abeg it.

I don't understand something, when did this programme start? If the is answer is "is bn on for a while" then why the publicity now when it's few months away to election!! My point is we will NEVER learn in this country Infact we deserve every hardship melted against us, shior, smh

In as much as I don't buy her idea but come to think of it, what is d essence of kneeling down jus on wedding day if she's NEVER going to do it again? Is dat formality or wat? It doesn't make sense.

It sure shows he's closer to the daughter than d son, seems it's usually like dat while male children r closer to their mum. I love my son like wetin happen but I don't think can love my daughter like dat wen I v one.

newdawn2017:
U re right my sister. I had my 1śt daughter back in 2005 @ a very young age, as ph babe I be, I couldn't rock heels bu flat slippers. although not every woman do ve oedema on d feet. cos I hadn't. una no see Kim Kardashian face when she was pregnant, even Rihanna?

it is well oo

I still don't believe a man will like n respect his wife n cheat in him n vice versa. N if u want to argue dat men don't attach emotions/feelings to sex like women do den y shd any man feel pained when de r bn cheated upon to extend of some filing a divorce or quitting the relationship,I jus don't understand. Agreed we women attached emotions to sex n some take it to d extreme by commiting abominable act. But some women r crazy sha, how would u even norture such thought let alone of crying it out. Men abeg be careful of temperamental wives, this is usually the end product for they r crazy. Rip

newdawn2017:
Odiegwu, Odiegwu! How many African women get strength 2 rock heels in heavy pregnancy like dis? she is decieving herself as d@ does not look like live baby bump. Na who never carry pragnacy b4 she go kid. no single fat on her face & body 2 show d@ she is pregnant.

jus look at her feet not swollen whatsoever, on a normal day with dat kind of heaviness u won't able to wear shoes but slip on, let alone of pencil shoes. Anyway every pregnant woman for herself. Cos I could remember vividly wen I was dat heavy na to dey drag myself

SolutionMee:
US and celebrating mediocrity

Someone prevented people from dying in their appointed time

And instead of charging him to court, they are awarding him

Nigeria is becoming too overpopulous

Fulani herdsmen have to do something serious about it

they will start from u n ur family, or better still take a bow n exit d stage ursef.

Y does he look so much like Gino maleye abi they r blood related ni

This is pure obsession, if u really like some1 u shd b able to let go, if he/she is truly urs they will come back. Obsession is deadly some people don't jus know, they may b happy that the person has not gotten over them but hey this is d kind of dangers dat looms. Ish! Kill for wetin, na wa o. There is a reason u an ex so deal with

Born2Breed:
How much per plate for two days? Thieves.

close your mouth jare, maybe they want to feed them with human (beans) beings.

loverboys:
Na suffer want kill her
C d kind knife wae she de use sef
Dz 1 fit be Albino sef

d knife don suffer see d compound self I'm very sure she's an albino,(adaripon)

hopefulLandlord:
Dalaman, is it your money? I was there at the service. I sowed my school fees combined with my life savings. Now I'm reaping the benefits as my parents disowned me, I'm homeless and penniless. Glory be to the Jewish god and this pastor he sent to ruin my life

are u for real?

......... In short everyone has mental disorder including children going by this article. Isokay

Lord v mercy

Dudeweedlmao:
Sorry, but you're wrong. She is THAT beautiful. I would have uploaded just one of her picture but I'm sure it would be immature. Her skin is like a baby's ass, (yes, it's that smooth)even when she would stay in my place for a few days and not take her bath as religiously as i did, her skin was still smooth and maintained it's natural color. Her nose is as small as a button, don't even get me started on her lips, very luscious and red lowerlip, her butt & boobs are very moderate (for a Ghanian) and she's 5'9'', she has cat eyes and they are always white even when she's hungry (only red when she wakes up lol) She was a literal melanine princess. She's half Ghanaian, half Nigerian. If you know anything about Ghanaian is that when they are fine, they are extremely fine and when they are ugly, they are extreme ugg, this girl is fine. I didn't have money when we met and you could see it clearly on my face, while she was rich but I was also good looking because I do get mired a lot when I'm on my own, but when you're with a girl (whether fine or not) people (at least over here) tend to look at you guys a lot, both men and women and they respect you more (which i think is very stupid) I miss how rude she would be to them because we both thought it was a stupid thing. We stayed together for so long that she started to look like me and people usually taught she was my sister, we bonded to much, i guesss. Every single person I knew wanted to Bleep this girl, she's looked like sex, very comely when she sweats, I wish I was matured enough when I met her, could have handled things differently, could have trusted her more.

Oma se oo, men I can really feel ur pain but please count ur losses n move on, allow time to do the healing trust me time heals but I hope u v learnt from ur mistake, sorry.

rosieluv:
What a sad thread

I tell u not only sad but funny cos I'm really confused here she was good so y did u let go but from the statistics I made on this thread shows majority of our men don't jus know wat they want except some few cases of infidelity, religion differences or genotype issues and I really feel for them cos if there's any chances there exes cross their path they would v dem back, they dint know wat they had untill de loose it. It happened to me too with my first love, d guy was very decent, d type that shares ur idea of keeping ur virginity till d wedding night but men he was damn childish, he used to derive joy in seeing me cry jus to make sure dat I love him more I don't know wat das for, after four years of emotional torment I had to move on, wen it dawned on him that he lost a treasure he came back to his senses but it was too late, ten years down d line he was still begging saying he hasn't found someone like me, like seriously why shd u compare jus move on. He later moved on when he heard my son's voice over d phone or at least he has stopped disturbing me ever since. When u see a good girl jus hold in to her n vice nersa

Na wa ooo, where r these people getting twins from? I want n dat will b my E.O.D.

daewoorazer:
5 Things about you never to feel inferior about


1. Your look:

You have to clear your conscience on this, you didn’t make yourself! The pinnacle of your career is not a function of your look. Stephen Hawking was a celebrated physicist, he was disabled but never let that impede his success.

Any gf/bf who thinks you ain’t worth his/her looks can take the big door out. It is about the fact that you are a gold mine yet to be explored. Be nice, pursue your career and live healthy, that’s all that’s needed to have a king/queen!

2. Your family:

If you have a thing for your family such that you can’t flaunt your siblings even your parents, I will personally run from you. It doesn’t matter whatever you are going through, why should you hide your dad or introduce your mother to your friends as your cleaner?

Some will rather post pictures from friends’ rich parents mansion than from their very own village bungalow. It is not about the short term goals, it is about the fact that you may be a pauper for now, years to come means you will be great. Greatness is appreciated the most when you keep pictures of your humble life as souvenirs. No one will appreciate ‘Jumoke the estate manager’ but ‘Jumoke the bread seller’.

Enjoy your moments of suffering and chase greatness!

3. Your short-term business/career

You studied accountancy but no job, all you can do is venture into carpentry and you are quite making profits even if it’s peanut. It’s saddening to realize people shy away from what brings food to their table. That business is a means to an end, don’t give up while being a carpenter, still pursue your accountancy goals and it’s only a matter of time. Be proud and shout ‘I am a carpenter’ when friends working with Glo ask you what you do atm. It doesn’t mean you won’t account for NNPC tomorrow.

4. Your beliefs/opinion

Whatever beliefs you have are your life’s building blocks. This topic is very sensitive because everything you’ll be in life is an accumulation of your beliefs per time. Be careful what you believe in and don’t be ashamed about it. Let people know what you stand for, remember, it is not a disease!

5. Choices you make:

You are studying fine arts but you are intimidated by friends in engineering and and medicine? Seriously? You love slender-built women and your wife is one but you get intimidated by your friends with BBW? I don’t know what to say to you! Be proud of your choices not minding if they were mistakes, the sad thing is if you never learn from them!

Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/09/5-things-about-you-never-to-feel-inferior-about/

Spot on op especially 3&4 but some gold diggers/ass lickers will never agree to this

What do these young ladies see in old men I mean quater to go fellas, someone old enough to be her great grand pa, like wat d....? IS SHE MAD!?

ireneony:
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wow me likey, team natural FOR LIFE! Started mine 2015 n I v bn loving it though not an easy task but always proud to rock it.

CanadianEnginee:
You've got good taste, jare. Bolanle isn't cute, he is just macho. Teckno is just there.

DuBLINGreenb:
The thing that happened to him happened to me
Me and my bae are in custody
I am I kirikiri cell 13b awaiting trial
Pray for me guys

what?! U don't mean it? it is well oo. I can't jus phantom d loss of a child I jus loose it, my life can never remain d same, may God give dbanj d strength.

Please help me promote Lynx to number 1 dude looks cool n matured. Wole ojo makes sense, Bryan, Joseph Benjamin, Kizzy,ajibade.... Abeg wetin wizzy, de do there, tekno bawo, bolanle ke, he looks too rough like an agbero. Did I see davido mtchew

10,000 ways to die.

Orisirisi, wat about we the ones selling d gari r we also wife assesories cos I don't c how someone is trying to make ends meet a wife material.

Nawa good to hear

calddon:
running for president for which country? c naija mandela o


Meanwhile, he seems to be feeding well in prison, looks inflated

no he actually looks uglier n unhealthy, especially like someone battling with kidney disease.