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Rubbiish:
@bold do u have a gf?

His moniker is loner97
Meaning
He's either a loner OR a 97 born loonie

Mali kush gives advanced logic

I'm disappointed at the mod that brought this silly thread to FP
Also I'm unimpressed that you (@OP) choose to be this mediocre in your reasoning.
Thirdly, is having a gf an achievement?
Furthermore, your bro isn't ready to settle why is he attempting to lock up someone else's destiny?
This life is live let's live, if there's no future commitment on the line as per correct marriage (even marriage na scam), then he should free someone's child
Just like he did choose the girl out of his options & if she ain't good anymore he has freedom to switch, then so does the girl, she has her options
Besides your brother ought to be sued for breach of privacy. Only pvssy ass niggars check their partner's phones, real niggars are concerned only after their clients affairs not gf
I'm unimpressed
Just because of normal dating you're not doing well, you & your pvssy ass nigarr brother
Afterall Naira Marley (a real nigarr) said ... Alaye calm down hope she's not your gf, just your turn

Loner97:
Saying my bro had no right to go through her chats, my bro wasn't taking any of that this time so he pressured her to say the truth but this same girl had same effrontery to lie again that she planned out the said chat to check the level of trust he had for her but my bro kept pressuring until she succumed and said the truth crying that she was very sorry.. I was really angry that i called my bro and let him knw my stance on this girl, Like while would sm1 lie after being caught?I told him to do away with this kinda toxic person before it gets late and he agreed.. Three days back i was around some folks and this girl was around too.. In the course of discussion she made a very derogatory comment bout smbdy and this person got angry and jokingly i said "leave that girl she get bad life" just to reduce the already flared temper n errbody laffed but this girl insulted me telling me i was very very stupid, like wtf

Who's got a link up for domestic cat
Well trained
I'm interested been searching for a while now since lockdown

KyrianOkeke:
Your rabbit is beautiful... I've been contemplating getting one for myself but I heard they chew a lot and I'm scared of it chewing valuable stuffs...

I'm following your diary to learn what I need to know about rabbits before I go on to get one for myself.

No
You're crying mediocre cries
Try crying premium tears
Can't you start a trend on Twitter? With the hashtags easy to go viral not just a Facebook post
But da zion or whatever, with the video I just saw, he's not doing well

searay:
The Governor is deaf upon all our cry.

You're not a good man
You're not doing well, what have you contributed?
You're in Washington, what & what is your useful contribution to the street
Least say you compile names of clients were sure make boys bomb
Or you empower youths
Your own is to complain
I get critical when I see news about Akwa Ibom state cos I have seen their youths
Only job is to ass lick politicians & when they're not favored, write in fb

Who's da zion
What the hell has he done, has he encouraged niggars with free iPhone to join the streets?
If he ain't done this or anything close
He should fight his battles
Akwa Ibom news is published on Facebook
While Lagos is on Twitter
The difference is clear

eeetuk:

"One month ago, the govt of Akwa Ibom state launched a witch hunt on my husband. Because my husband Da Zion Umoh consistently calls out their non performance on Facebook"

Akwa ibom state government is an evil regime. It came into power with absolutely nothing to offer from get go. And when affected citizens complained of poor performance of services to public, its response with arrest to silence their critics.

I am in Washington DC today. Tomorrow morning, I am going straight to US department of civil rights and lodge a complaint through my lawyer on this case.

On one issue after another, Akwa ibom state government has failed to deliver security to the citizens .

Akwa ibom state government has failed to protect citizens from kidnappers.

Akwa ibom state government has failed to create jobs for citizens

Akwa ibom state government has failed to provide good drinking water for citizens

Akwa ibom state government has failed to provide transportation services for the citizens

Akwa Ibom state government has failed to protect citizens from oil spills-- which destroyed our environment and poisoned our drinking water.

The emptiness and evilness of Akwa ibom state government is in display today for the people of this world to see .

What is Akwa ibom state government good at?
Inquiry minds want to know

Just like u support a clueless president for 2 terms just because he was an army general or maybe you like him
I'm still unimpressed

post=98688102:
And that is more of the reason the country remain this way since 1947, when Nigeria had her very first general election.
You guys keep voting for political parties instead of good men and women of integrity who can do the job.
If Nigerians keep voting for party party party, nothing will ever change.
You are the change you seek for.

How Beautiful it would have been to see people voting for President in one party, the same people go ahead to vote for A governor in another party, Representatives and senators same way as long as they know they can do the job.
A country where we see Muslims vote for Christians and Christians vote for Muslims as long as they know they will move our nation forward.

This is one thing the political class have successfully used to lure the future of our youths.
One day soon, we will get there are as nation.

Truth is bitter, and many people don't wanna hear it, but we will continue to say it.


We Rise!

Who the hell is he?
What cause is he fighting for?
Ogbeni do not go & be fighting your country's battles except it's a general battle of redemption where we bare our souls and fight with no fear nor tension (Eg ENDSARS).
If he's fighting for a group of people let his supporters speak not only his wife then we real niggars will judge if the fight is worth going into
Cos real niggars act logically

DenreleDave:


Ontop akwa ibom matter, na me be the first to comment...


To all akwa ibomites.

Emesiere oooooo


Abadie oooooooo



Akwa govt should please resolve this issue

Well, without much words your comment just broke my heart.
How can someone waste good words on a clueless individual.
Smoke weed & you won't hear
The man you're celebrating doesn't know the number of states in Nigeria
We Move

post=98680404:
Welcome back to the seat of power our handsome Darling Daddy.
The president of all Nigerians Both dead and Alive.

15 Million Nigerians that voted for you believe in you sir.
We will always love you to the moon and back.
We that are with you are millions times more than the supporters of criminals and looters against you.

God bless our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari and his amiable Vice president Prof Yemi Osinbajo as they make our once looted and vandalized nation work again.

Nigeria will succeed.
God bless Nigeria.




Addendum :
We made our comment without quoting any of the negative and pessimistic comments before or after ours, cos everyone is free to air their opinion,
And you have a right to vent as a citizen,
No one can ever tell you not to do that.
And you can never tell those who believe in Nigeria to stop their beliefs also.
Issa free world.
So if you don't wanna be unfortunate this beautiful month of Love don't quote our positive and patriotic comments to spill ya usual rubbish and negativity.
You can do all that under your personal post without quoting this post.
Children of frustrations kindly take note!
An advice from the elders.

Truth is not bitter, just that people are bitter to the truth.
Nigeria will succeed,
We will surely get to the country of our dreams.
God bless Nigeria.
We Rise!

As seen somewhere on cyberspace....

Fahdiga1:
After enjoying the dick you are now telling us stories

You're a real niggar
When she was feeling the d!ck we didn't hear
Well, that's still pvssy ass nigarr topic
She doesn't know what we real niggars face with no time or comfort to keep a fake smile for anything
Life is simple; what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, so all you have to do is avoid being killed

coputa:
Nigeria has outstanding names of towns a cities.choose one.

Do not, I repeat wish even your enemies to be named Nigeria or any of it's cities.
Anyone out there surviving in this modafvckin country you deserve accolades
You're qualified to survive anywhere

ednut1:
They should just chase all Nigerians without papers out of these countries

But not for my good composure & good mannerisms, i can't vouch for what I was going to say to you
Notwithstanding, I am still not impressed
You're too mediocre I need reasoning
Between you & the clueless politicians, can't get a better bargain
I hate to give this verdict but you're not doing well & with this pattern, you will never do well
I'm so annoyed

EvenBlogger:
A Nigerian Catholic Missionary priest, Rev. Fr. Kelvin Ugwu has condemned the viral TikTok’s Silhouette Challenge which he described as “immoral, pornographic” and those partaking in it “porn stars in the making”.

The cleric took to his Facebook page on Thursday, January 29, to write about how the world is obsessed with sex and women’s unclothedness.

Fr. Kelvin bemoaned the fact that everything from products to music, movies won’t sell unless pictures and videos of naked women are attached to them.

His Facebook post reads ;



Source: https://web.facebook.com/frkelvinugwu

Donchris3:
but yet you commit they both

I've got no Bible
I smoke Mali kush
Say no to Religion they're scam

Donchris3:
The bible explicitly says thou shall not steal..

Your same Bible says you shall not commit fornication & adultery

Even though i grossly disapprove stealing, armed robbery etc
Everyday I keep wailing that niggars should stop looting em kind
Opposite poles attract
Like poles repel
OP, just lick your wounds & go on
It's not worth the stress to track ok?

kindlyheart:
Happy new month lovely nl members.

I ended the month of January on a sad note. My two phones were forcefully taken by armed robbers in a military uniform, a stone throw away from a military check point on Benue - Enugu road (at alade).

I don't know how to contact the relevant authorities so that is why i came here.

Even if I wont get back my phone, I'm willing to give the IMIE and other relevant infos to the Nigerian authority to use in tracing and fishing out the criminals.

Sorry for the bad grammar and other things. I have been relegated from a smartphone to a feature phone.

Mods pls help a brother. It is me today, God forbid it be ur dear one tommorow.

MejiLoyon:
Legend

Whenever I see this picture I dey dey disappointed with my fore fathers.
Instead make them calm down, make oyinbo carry them go America ,highest dem go be slave for a while before them release them,for where ,my great grandfather dey run upandan inside bush dey escape oyinbo. He no know say he dey escape good life. Now I'm stick with herdsmen and organ harvesters. May be my name no go be mejiloyon but Breastistwo. Me and Mayweather for dey ball like this.

Truth be said..some nairalanders need help. Serious help. For goodness sake do I have to write that what youre reading up there is a joke? For those wey dey mention me make I give una collective answer.

WAKA

I was almost impressed
The good part of your comments made sense & gave me sober reflections
But, the statement in bold shows her chicken hearted, liver failure you are just like your fore fathers
That's why you won't still ball with Mayweather

It's a shame what the politicians make us do
Nice one @ Kenneth Ugwu
You're a real nigarr I'm impressed
@OP what's the name of the village
Also quick question: For a community pipe borne water project, what's the solution to power for regular water pumping?

1newnairalander:
When corper Kenneth Ugwu was posted to a village in Akwa Ibom state, little dis he know that he would be the saviour of the residents in this Akwa Ibom village who usually struggle to trudge up and down this slope on their way to getting water from a stream. This NYSC engineer "corper" , Kenneth Ugwu built them a stair walkway.

This is a worthy #challenge to other corps members.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=4372513402765140&id=100000195713069

Lol
Mediocre reasoning again
Why can't I be impressed for once
Your God needs agreement from his victims before he strikes?
Oh niggar, with this mentality I'll never be impressed
You need to rethink
Religion is a scam, even the pope feels so tired of the whole scam format

CodeTemplar:
Can two walk together without agreeing. God is angry with the wicked every day but there has to be agreement from victims before God strikes wraths upon the wicked.

spoked:
I may not be wrong

However this thread got to the FP, Idk
I'm not impressed
The mods be smoking bad weed & be pushing pvssy ass nigarr em topic just when a real niggar is about to take a full drag of his Jumbo sized Mali kush and check on the news of the day

Sorry cannot be traced
I hate peeps that Rob their kind
That's more like killing

For it is written a scholar of the Jewish law once asked a wise man saying; of all the commandments, which is the greatest?
The Wiseman then replied all are important but the most important is Love your neighbor as yourself

That's why real niggars go outside bombing the white folks like terrorist to get the $$$ and spend it on our svgar babies & baby Mama's living our lives to the fullest whilst constantly smoking a jumbo sized Mali kush for regular update of our logic units.
Niggars cheating on their kind (eg scammers like this, politician people) are all pvssy ass niggars
Yet pvssy EFCC won't hear

Diamondniyi:
This morning, she received a sum #20,000 which is for her food stuffs on campus. Fortunately for her, the bank account is her first bank account to be opened and never knew how Security nums and ATM CARD NUMs work.
She received a call from this scammer(07045504107) demanding for her Security nums and others, she gave all to them. It’s all her mistakes because she never knew how banks work. Please any help to trace the criminal. And any help from nairalanders please. She has been crying since morning

Nanavati:
wetin join UDOM with this thread

Smoke weed so you'll be able to pay attention to little details and you won't hear
Check the siggy of that moniker I quoted and you'll understand the use of Udom Emmanuel's name the fvckin politician people in my comment ok

WILLuKPquiet:
Trash written will all deligence.

Congrats

I'm sad either you're an ardent believer of mediocrity or it's deeply inborne in you.
Either ways, you freakin me out with your comments
Religion can never be anything apart from clear cut SCAM

Dear Brother/sister,
I'm sorry to say you're damn good at writing jargons. Perhaps I'll break the whole scenario down in bits so you understand then you'll check if your comment is relevant in anywhere to mine.


Pastor said
1. Lecturer asked his holy daughter for fvck
2. Daughter doesn't want
3. Daughter tells pastor
4. Pastor gets angry & calls on God to judge
5. 2 weeks later lecturer dies by accident

Me simply;
1. Doesn't pastor read news or watch videos of acts committed by Boko Haram & Herdsmen?
2. Why doesn't Pastor get angry so that some, if not all herdsmen die, or is it only trying to fvck his holy daughters can motivate him to anger?

You begin to type crap
Telling me about how God is never a man
Ogbeni if by now your eyes never open then mehn you're in critical condition.

Wait a quick question?
1. The first Christians were Catholics
Your pastor says Catholics are practicing idolatry or are not practising true Christianity
hence his own church,
Shebi you believe ni?
You don't feel that your Pastor is a clown abi?

2.
Your daddy is a Nigerian (I mean from this zoo country), you came out to say that you're Canadian after extensive thoughts, your daddy says his dad had never been to Canada
Whose then the fool?

I bet you dunno the story how some rats became mice (Mutation)

WILLuKPquiet:
You reason like a man that you are. His ways are not like your ways. He has instructed his children to be peaceful and they are.
If He should wipe them off like you have suggested, the question is with what? Is he not doing it? Didnt you hear where two fractions were wiping themselves off already? What about the troops killing them.
They may even be the instrument God wants to use to wipe off guys like those mocking God on Nairaland. True Christians won't do it because the instruction is to be peaceful. Someone has to do it and it's guys like Bokoharam. So don't be in haste. They are alive for a reason. I only hope you are not one of the reasons they are alive for. Continue mocking God

Your God kills people when you're provoked
So as a man of God, aren't you provoked about the menace caused by herdsmen & Boko Haram
Can't you provoke so your God wipes em all
Mediocrity

lalasticlala:
https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/wale-oke-how-god-killed-unilag-lecturer-who-demanded-sex-from-my-daughter/

Wizkid is global & You're grassroot
Smoke better weed & you won't hear
Now you're hallucinating seeing your grandpa as your son
I will never be impressed

PatriotExact:
You obviously don't know what WORTH means.


That's why you wish to be like a wizkid.


Sleep well son.

HRH should not be abused
Her fiancee loves it that's why he proposed

HRHQueenPhil:
I love the ring but hate the nails

But hmmm, the rate young people are proposing these days.... Lockdown taught a whole lot

All these Udom boys again
Today you'll start a thread about government commissioning an onion farm in this 21st century
Next you'll be shaming someone who's net worth might 3 times your future worth
Racism isn't good
Say no
Calling someone a baboon just because you can't understand his physique shows how mediocre your mind is & your inferiority complex is so high
Tomorrow you'll go back to ass licking politicians just for peanuts to buy data and spew ...
You're not doing well at all
I'll never be impressed

PatriotExact:
Our (Africans) inferiority complex is so bad that our Ladies can marry a baboon, as far as it is white.


Thank you.

Why some people mouth no dey get cover
U know what they say
Garbage in, Garbage out

Ezmans:
why delta women always get long mouth & teeth like fish

Ogbeni with herdsmen mentality
Belgium second class oyinbo abi but na Euro Dem dey use ni
The lady dey awful looking but she use facie catch sure client abi
U dey dia dey broke around
You're not doing well I'm not impressed
Happy Married Life to the couple
@ Bride, you've changed the destiny of your kids, no loose guard keep chasing higher.
Stay safe & Be blessed

Asadujames202:
Belgium guys are second class oyinbo




In-between,


Such an awful looking girl

Even a kid knows that the brain & tongue doesn't work like a simple electric plug & socket.
Your understanding of things is so mediocre & I am not still impressed.
You're the youths of tomorrow, yet you offer your only tool is speaking against the mediocrity of your government (social media) just for peanuts
And you're here replying to all comments on your thread about mediocrity.
See you're not doing well
Las Las you should be directing this energy to bombing hard rather than lick your politicians balls for peanuts.
Besides why are all your politicians building hotels & relaxation spots
Mediocrity

NkanAkpanika:
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sircatherine45:
I choose wealth. Furck Nigerian government.

You're a wise man
It will be we with you & your family

Don't mind em politician modafvckers, they feel they're Kings just by living off the treasury without a simple heart of pity on their fellows
A politician be asking his security boys to bounce the gate against his constituents who're rushing into his compound to benefit from 2k each giveaway
Thereby causing body wounds to lots of em
So pitiful
I hate this Zoo

pocohantas:
I was craving goat meat stew and apart from satisfying my craving, it seemed like a perfect time to try out a video. So, I tried out a video and I need observations and suggestions.

I don’t think video is my thing though. Took me more time and energy.

INGREDIENTS

- Tomatoes
- Tatashe
- Onions
- Ginger
- Garlic
- Hot fresh pepper
- Goat meat
- Vegetable oil
- Seasoning cubes
- Thyme
- Curry
- Salt

Cc: Mariahangel, Twoclans, Izzou, Kondomatic, Magnolia… I need your thoughts on this.

For the same stew were mama Iyabo been dey cook since small, you dey carry us make we go watch your blog, video dey increase stream so you gain abi?
After una go dey wail Yahoo Yahoo bad up&down abi?
I'm not impressed
But I'm impressed
The stew looks good especially when eaten with Irish potatoes
Damn you can taste yolk-like taste on top peppered stew
I'm -horn!y for this already