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And you're a bloody peasant
Bella Shmurda you're ma real gee, stop crying like someone said cat eat cat ends in meow.

Kennyswag:
that guy is a bloody fraudster

Just like hallucinations are not understandable by sane & real niggars
My dear Nutella I dunno why I'm saying this again... Maybe the spirit sent me to you
Religion is a wicked scam, DO NOT FALL FOR IT

Nuttella:
The things of the spirit are foolishness to the unspiritual man for he does not understand them. 1Corinthians 2:14

Man shall not live by bread alone. I am past the level where you can tell me religion is a scam and I will fall for such cheap ridiculous lies, I know my father in heaven and my father in heaven knows me, I have felt his raw power, keep your lies to yourself.

Hmm....marry a real niggar you won't hear... You will be marrying no smokers most of em pvssy ass niggars doing weird things
But to say the truth...these vagina people have been known as good tale growers since 20 BC

sapphiere:
Fear men. Entrust your kids with them at your own peril.

YOU'RE NOT DOING WELL
You can never be a real nigarr

@Op be a real niggar , think if she's contributed a major part of your success & she's got good future potentials, then be a real gee... Smoke 2 Jumbo sized Mali kush erase those voices from your head... Cos it's good that you always follow who know road
But IF, she's a liability and has Nothing to contribute then chase her away but if you've got kids... Think of extra cost involved to take care of kids
If this is the only thing she did... I suggest you ABANDON THIS THREAD & Pray it gets deleted, purge yourself of that thoughts and be a happy real niggar
Cos sometimes shit happens in the life of a real gee, Nothing anyone says defines you.... everyone is disadvantaged somewhere, you can't eat your cake & have it... As I see you sound intelligent... U no fit pack all awards.. #Oluwa_Burna but #[b]We_Mov[/b]e

CrescentMoon:
Let me first tell you my kind of character. For you to make me angry, you have to repeat an offense more than 30 to 40 times. After each offence, I would only give you facial expression that will let you know that you offended me. And I would ensure you get the message.

So wife kept repeating same offence. I told her I don't like what she was doing. She said she would adjust, but kept repeating the same thing. When I got fed up, I tried to retaliate. My only retaliation is that I stopped being around in the house. I would leave the house very early in the morning and return late at night. I would go for business in another town and return 4 days later. She knows nothing stops me from coming home everyday from the other town because I have means of transportation. She flared up. Started calling relatives that I'm maltreating her. They asked her to say which ways I have been maltreating her...she said I'm avoiding our home. Relatives asked if I'm beating or starving her. She said no.

I know why it pained her very well. If she wants to go and urinate outside, I would go and drop her there. When she is through, she would call me and I would go and pick her up again.

She's a woman that's always settling fights for couples in the street. So, she never wanted it to be heard anywhere that we are quarelling in our home. She won't want anybody to come to our house to settle disputes. So this prolongs our fights always.

When she couldn't bear it again, she sent a message to me that goes like this: I INITIALLY DIDN'T WANT TO DIVORCE YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR DISABILITY AS I PITY YOU. BUT NOW, IT'S OVER. YOU HAVE TO BEAR THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS TOWARDS ME ALL THESE YEARS. WHAT DID I HAVE TO DO WITH A JUJU DIABOLIC MAN IN THE FIRST INSTANCE.

Let me disect those words in capital letters for you. I have a disability, but you can't notice it easily until you start talking to me. She said I have to bear the consequences of my actions towards her... looking back, I have done unimaginable things to make her happy. I even saved her life when she didn't want blood transfusion from unknown persons as a result of her Christian belief not to contract demons from the blood of unknown person. Fortunately, my blood group is that of a universal donor. That means I can donate blood for anybody. Note that she had never done any noteworthy thing for me apart from giving birth to our babies. About being a juju man, I will tell you how she arrived at this: somebody was about to give birth from her family side and the baby was in breech position. She asked for advice and I told her that if I take the woman to the village my uncle will give the woman a concoction to reverse it. Her faith is against it, but because someone from her side just gave birth through CS, which almost led to the death of mother and baby, she asked me to take the woman to the village. The breech position was reversed. I'm surprised she now labelled me a juju man.

Instead of me to take her message personal, I urged her to please herself. This infuriated her the more. Instead of leaving me, she invited someone to intervene, tracked me to the second town, and it was settled there.

My problem now is that those words are still ringing in my head... someone I thought was a lover said she married me out of piety.

Someone is sounding more like Zzor (f); I keep getting a faint scent
But where's the Zzor(f) gal, I personally missed her & you Nutella abi peanut butter stop sounding this way my kidney is paining me each time I see comments like this
There's no mind blowing testimonies from fast, can only happen after you work
Stop starving yourself

Nuttella:
Leave them to fast, people get mind blowing testimonies from these fasts.

Virginprincess kwa
This kind name still exist?
No be Nollywood be this better listen when a real niggar is trying to enlighten u

I realized too late no dey dictionary again o
Btw are you allowed to f?vck during the 63 days fast?

virginprincess:
Shut up if you don't have anything sensible to say .

Nutella abi sugar ant
Now that a real niggar who's seen it all is warning you, you don't heed
Don't you know that we real NIGGARS wake up to smoke 2 Jumbo sized Mali kush so we can increase our appetite and consume our breakfast cos breakfast is the more important meal of the day & u are there fasting for 63 days
Wake up... Religion is a scam whose format is now out dated
Orr a quick word of advice, that 21 days for country... U fit skip that part, cos Nigeria is casted & Nothing fit help am... Whoever wan buy Nigeria I pray mek I follow for middle men... %age is sacrosanct
But wait... why na de last part be for personal reasons when year don go far... so na like this abi? : 63 days fast 1st 21 days Thanksgiving, 2nd 21 days for family, CHURCH & Nigeria then u fit come add another 21 days for yourself

Nuttella:
cho cho cho cho, parrot, it's not everything that comes to your mind you will say. Allow us to decieve ourselves, we didnt complain to you.

And what's wrong with that?
If a billionaire coffin maker asks you out you'd be grinning like pet rabbit but Yahoo is the devil's job to you
Well, all I can say is that you need to smoke 2 Jumbo sized Mali kush for an immediate resuscitation of your Nlogic

DrFunmisticGlow:
it's so sad that Yahoo is now what education was to our parents. I've had a 8 year old patient tell me that he wants to be a yahoo boy when he grows up

I have never been surprised even for one day?
Pvssy ass niggar em people talk ;
The story is a scam... What do you mean you slept in 3 different hotels just to see her... She be linda ikeji? Or abi dj_cuppy ... I mentioned real NIGGARS not those fake ass glorified pvssies called BBNstars tho
But these AKS-thread..pvssy ass niggar people again! just too good in mediocre scam
If they're not posting photoshopped pictures glorifying em fake ass politician people, they will be lying left right center in romance section
You will never be a real nigarr

powerhouse3:
sirjamesjnr....sound like a name my people (akwa ibom) could love to bear....


Any I doubt if AKWA ibom got SIMPle man,like op


Funministic queen is whom you hype like these to high heaven..... she's yet to use her uncouth mouth on you...

not wishing you bad here ,but when it's hit the brick ,be smart enough to lets us know where both of you got wrong..

Mediocre hype
You're embarrassing me in public... Best to say that the photoshopped image is beautiful not the road cos the road has & is never like the picture

mrkings84:
My brother u are right. This is the road that lead to the garden of Eden where the woman gave the man the forbidden fruit...

Chai... Akwa Ibom ayaya ke akpaniko

Who brought this post to FP?
I hate it when mediocrity is celebrated, none of those high rise buildings have been completed, your market square is still very much empty
Your ring roads is never near completion
Scam & photoshopped post

Only accelerated work is on church AKA Worship center
First state to build a church on state budget and as a state project
Pvssy ass niggar people

Owerri is a city
Uyo is never yet a city
It's a town

Government innovations is still that of 2015 that's why Godswill Akpabio is yet still the only real niggar from that part of the world.
Mediocrity smells everywhere in that town
Extreme poverty & zero enlightenment
It hurts me when I see pvssy ass politician em people paid to promote mediocrity for small value

Rossnitti:
https://www.visitnigerianow.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Ibom-Tropicana-Entertainment-Centre-visitnigerianow-3-670x440.jpg

https://www.ticati.com/img/hotel/12695891s.jpg

https://www.icirnigeria.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Akwa-Ibom-Story...jpg

@OP why do you think Nigeria had to fight for independence... something real niggars are happy anytime any day... You're crying
Even 2baba a real niggar sang I want to be free.. free like a bird

Life is full of Ups and Downs... When u fall... don't cry cos what makes real niggars real is the maturity & speed at which they climb back up

lalasticlala:
A Twitter User, EbubeNna @Grace_undiluted shares her bitter experience with her lover after she lost her pregnancy.



https://mobile.twitter.com/Grace_undiluted/status/1347462877976928256

Broke or no broke
Do for who do for you...
Gen no dey shout for my yard no mean say I no get inverter
No need to impress anyone were

@OP's fiancee
The sea is big and fishes plenty >:

Trayceey:
so many nairaland boys are broke and this is why they're so pained on this issue. You won't blame them though. This country is messed up

And when you see a billionaire coffin maker
You will say sir I pray for your grace
baba no need as many deaths as possible to continue to cash out?

Mediocrity is the root of hypocrisy

All hustle na hustle... Fact say e no fine for your eye fit be say you no dey see well

Smoke a jumbo sized Mali kush & become wise this 2021

PresidentAtiku:
cursed eediots.

How can one choose scam as a profession. Daddy what do you do for a living? I cheat people and attract CURSES that will affect your mummy and all of you

God forbid

Smoke Mali kush & you won't hear
All these girls em, a new addiction to smoking jumbo sized Mali kush will be so good for your brain development
Why will you call him to ask why he came empty handed... Did you give him money to keep
You're supposed to educate your mom calmly that times have changed... In the present world relationship/ marriage is 50-50 ok

I hope your fiancee sees this comment
My Advice to him, is to run
Go & hustle...
No kill yourself just to impress
There's no where it's written a visitor must always present gift to his host

Trayceey:
I Need Your Opinion On This Issue That's Threatening My Relationship

My fiance wanted to come to the house to see my mum but I told him I won't be around because I'm about heading out to somewhere, so he asked me if my mum would be around, then I said yes and he said he would still go to see her and it doesn't matter if I'm not around.

When I later got home that night, my mum complained that he came empty handed. He didn't bring anything for her and she was the one who offered him her drink.

Although initially, I didn't see anything wrong with that but when my mum expressed her displeasure, I later called him to ask why he came to the house empty handed then I let him know I wasn't happy with him, that it would have been better if he didn't come. He tried arguing with me but I hung up.

Since then, we haven't spoken to each other nor visited each other. Was I wrong?

Even in 2021 it still very easy to spot a pvssy ass niggar?
There ain't anything as a second class woman please, if it doesn't go well with you doesn't mean it isn't generally ok.
Besides the woman is a real niggar people... she's taking care of kids on her own? ... Damn she's a legend
Respects & Grace to her
@op you're not a real niggar to bring this here, so you're downsizing someone you say you love... You're so confident that she doesn't come online on Nairaland to chill after a stressful evening.

What if she decides to, sees this kind of thread... Her confidence is reduced ... Then you simply move your pvssy ass attitude to another woman?

If pommo is sweet, eat & don't tell tales
If you want japa, do that as a real niggar & not contribute to a future depression for someone in this current times

EzegeNdiigbo:
Hmmm you're under a spell, go for a deliverance

how can a full grown man be thinking of settling down with a second-class-woman with a kids
Think twice.

Before I forget

Vacancy for the position of Hushpuppy is out!


For it is written, in the end times many shall arise and be chasing clout, looking for fake game in the wrong places... But we real NIGGARS will keep smoking as much Jumbo sized Mali kush as we can and bomb all night when day break and everywhere bursts, we will blow our family to the world and keep bangin enough pvssies till the end of time.

For He who has ears let him hear

Jah1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEcCRcTszTI

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJyPPb6pOII/?igshid=14fasdw1mtx24

You are a real nigarr... You saw it right... That man is old enough to be her ancestor
But Las Las Everything na format
Atleast her family suppose cash out & the girl is old enough to use her head well while in the marriage
People lives dey in parallel, in life great sacrifices has to be made
We_move

Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is first coward act of the year

Imagine marrying a little girl you are old enough to be his ancestors...
Like w.T.F

We are in 3rd world country
But some people are in a 4th world country

This is the appointed time
Some Real niggars will blow

Made in Nigeria vaccine don show finally
Smoke Mali kush & shine your eyes make you no come turn mugu for who know road ooo >:

Abdulazeez99:
Senator Shehu Sani says President Muhammadu Buhari, Vice President Yemi Osinbajo and the Secretary to the Government of the Federation Boss Mustapha do not need to receive COVID-19 vaccine on live telecast, Igbere TV reports.

Tweeting on Friday, Sani said Nigeria’s leaders should only ensure they are vaccinated with the same brand as would be given to ordinary citizens.



https://twitter.com/ShehuSani/status/1347513097016242176?s=20

Nigeria is expecting the US-manufactured Pfizer-BioNtech COVID-19 vaccine at the end of January.

The government is also in talks with Russian and Chinese authorities on the possibilities of getting COVID-19 vaccines manufactured in the respective countries.

You're not a real niggar
You're using the word scam without respect
Check your dictionary
Scam/fraud is defined as intelligence applied in the most unpopular way

Casan0va:
He already has Idrissa Gana Gueye, why would he want Ndidi?


Well, happy new year to all the legit hustlers.

Scammers and fraud-apologists, collect yours from slawormir

Amen
And may no useless client waste a real niggar 's time this year
Adura mi

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....

All i see here are two smart Moda fuckkkers busting themselves

Maywe never run out of tools and format in this year 2021

I support spending such money on banging pvssies, drinking exotic wines & making merry not on a school that years ago, it's founder was anti-TV, anti-modernization
Life is too short
Deeper Life that year , them girls be wearing 6 yards of pleated long skirts forming holy buh a swimming time when a nigga wanna check out even tho I got some memorable pvssies there too

zik4ever:
Thanks for your advice bro. It's a free world. There are folks spending larger amounts, even ten times more in other schools and some can even spend that at a sitting in a joint.

But deeper life church were TV been dey prohibited that year cos of the misguided exposure to +18 content don dey use laptop, abi dem go tell me say the students de use laptop only when teachers are around

Mediocrity all in the name of Christianity

Ogbeni hustle o... poverty na bastard
Lack of exposure/ignorance is a sin

Emir8:
Deeper High School has been on the news due to the molestation of Don Davies in its Akwa Campus. I went through the website of the school and the school fees is there. No doubt, DLHS is a standard school with high moral discipline. The students pay about 1.1 Million per session according to my calculation. You can also calculate it. See the pictures.


Source: https://www.deeperlifehighschool.org/fees2.php

Stop paying large amount of money for your kids in a school all in the name of religious school
Pikin were go spoil go still spoil
Buy your ward iPhone & link him up with a real niggar who's going to teach him how to bomb every day all days of the week.
Religion is a scam
No be as you pay school fees your pikin go Sabi read n write

zik4ever:
No. It is not! It is #445k for a start. I am a parent and paid last term. This one is not 'they said' or 'internet matter sir. I made the payment and have receipt. I repeat it's #445k and covers uniform, books, tuition, feeding and boarding etc for first term. It's same for all the campuses.

Kingdom no dey anywhere
We die here

gambia:
Lord please let thy kingdom come. I'm sick of hearing all these evil acts.

Sometimes I wonder how some posts get to fp?
So a post like this with all amounts of illogical contents can still make it to fp?
How does scam & weed affect fertility
Pvssy ass niggar people em and their weird reasonings

Bms4real:
Important It is the desire of every human beings to live healthy, long life and fulfilled lifestyle but we have engaged in so many illicit act that are crippling us slowly and it can be shortening our lifespan. In this article, we will be enlightening approximately a few the matters As a man shouldering a lot of responsibilities, we need to stop the manner we are endangering and harming us. A number of things we do have emerged as threats to our wellbeing and often times than n or, we do not see any wrong in doing it but it isn't real. A few guys interact in these things due to the fact they may be not privy to the risks that these items convey.

LET'S CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING FACTORS: 1. Smoking Weed/Cigarettes: Though smoking may additionally have its blessings, it is nonetheless not desirable for our body. In a packet of most cigarettes, they commonly positioned those quote " smokers are vulnerable to die younger". These rates are meant to warn humans towards immoderate smoking. Smoking can purpose harm to some of our frame organs like the Lungs and coronary heart. We should try to forestall smoking excessively as guys as it kills us slowly.

2. Involving In Scam: If as a guy, you pick interest in scamming and defrauding people of their hard earned money than fending for yourself and make a living, then you are slowly killing yourself because it is very wrong and karma may also come calling sooner or later.

3. Taking A Lot of Sugar: Too much sugar is not really good for our body system. As a man, you need to avoid taking a lot of sugar or things that incorporate a great deal of sugar to keep away from diabetes and an unnecessary increase in weight.

4. Taking Excessive Alcohol: Many men are going through this particular one. Alcoholic liquids are not bad but it is ideal that you to reduce its consumption into your body system.

5. Gambling Rather Than Investing: The fact is that some men feel that going into gambling is better than making a genuine investment and a lot of them are becoming addicted to it. Most guys have become so broke and indebted due to immoderate playing games and lotto and some have died of poverty.

Lol...
A typical pvssy ass politician ass licking niggar would leave the subject to attack the personality
What trademark industry can Akwa Ibom boast of as a state?
ExxonMobil
Next they say they have oil Wells

Mediocrity at its peak

Ilaumoh:
You sound so foolish.. I wonder if senseless or its just gross stupidity..

Don't say that niggar
There's no way that is gonna be like Emirates as far as less than 10% of the population in that state can't afford a flight in those MF planes they're bringing in

Ilaumoh:
Nice suggestion that is what we are tilting to.. We are following emirate airline

Because foreigners are real niggars
They understand that God does not stay in big cathedrals
God is in all of us
We all are Gods
Value what you have, your culture is ya pride

ethicallyright:
The first week of this year has produced stories with diverse themes , hopeful and thought-provoking news contents and revealing current affairs nuggets.

Few of these captivating pieces of information have made it to the front page of Africa's largest Internet forum, Nairaland. One of the trending media content that got to the front page was that of a cultural masquerade who relieved himself of his traditional duty after a convincing sermon by a young christian lady.

From twitter retweets by conservatives to Facebook timelines of Pan-Africans and even in the Nairaland thread provided immediately after this paragraph, there has been a battle of wits between citizens who believe the Nigerian culture of masquerading has outlived its importance and those who find pride in the ways of their ancestors who came before them.

https://www.nairaland.com/6344670/lady-converts-masquerader-christianity-makes

The purpose of this thread is anything but an argument. This thread simply reveals, with concrete evidence, what multinationals and foreigners think about our masquerades and masks.

Holy Blunt
You just shared a dumb post with me?
I repeat only pvssy ass NIGGARS say Fraud kills
Fraud isn't a word to be specific cos ain't any niggar who has the real definition to legal& non legal...
I could say going to church is fraud
Pastors are fraudsters
Ain't anything you can do bout that

yazga:
Dr. Tayo Oyedeji
@tayooye
There is a building in Palmgrove, Lagos that's been under construction for 40+ years. It's dilapidated and houses drug users.

My 90-year old uncle, an incredibly successful former director at Exxon Mobil, told me the story behind the building as a cautionary tale.

According to him, the building belongs to B***y B****n, one of his contemporaries in the 1960s. He claimed that B****n was the person that started the drug trade in Nigeria. The guy introduced Cocaine to a generation of Nigerian who became addicts and miscreants in the 60s.

B***y B****n made so much money from the drug trade that several Yoruba songs from the 60s eulogized his wealth. Ebenezer Obey has a song in his honor. He was balling while the rest of them (my uncle and his friends) were struggling to build a career. B***y B****n wanted to build the house in Palmgrove as a tribute to himself. But he died before it was completed.

According to my uncle, the Karma from the families he destroyed roiled his family. They lost the wealth he built and his children became addicts and miscreants. The house he wanted to build from the pains and sufferings of drug addicts became the home of drug addicts and miscreants. That house is still unfinished 40 years later and many of his kids became miscreants who couldn't continue his vanity project.

This was the point my uncle reiterated was: "You (young people) only see snapshots of time. I have studied people over 90 years. Those who feed off the pains of others receive equivalent measures of pain and leave some suffering as inheritance for their kids.

B***y B****n was the man, until he was not. Let's be careful, guys. Karma exists.

Monetizing other people's pain brings pain our way. And the pain and suffering that boomerangs often extends across generations.

Fraud kills.

Embezzlement of road maintenance funds kills people in road accidents.

Advance fee fraud destroys lives

Drugs kill.

Gambling kills.

Note: Karma visits the pain we cause others on us and our families. We have somehow created a society that says: "Get rich or die trying"

A society that glorifies wealth above wisdom and integrity. Our music and arts literally encourages people to do anything to acquire wealth.

That's a problem.

Remember, Karma is a thing.