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A real nigarr said that captainPrice ehhh.. immediately I knew that the CaptainPrice must have delivered some wack comment
What do you know about Fraud?
Yahoo is the only career that teaches dedication, consistency, 100% focus & Patience.
There's super intelligence too
If you can't beat something, respect it
What is 150k? Can 150k buy a Bible of Mali kush, pay 31 Instagram olosho for each of the 31 days after settling our most important private needs?

CaptainPrice1:
If you ask them what led them into fraud, they will blame the government. Please help me ask all the yahoo boys that if the government create a job for them and will pay them 150k per month, will they take the offer? With their lavish lifestyle non of them will accept it.
What pain me most is that they see you as a fool just because you refused to go into fraud.

Our leaders in yorubaland should find solution to this Yahoo pandemic going on in our land. Children of 15 - 16yrs are already chasing the world..

I'm always lucky to find a pvssy ass niggar people comment so quickly. Them never talk u don begin dey cry
Well, even a weed taker knows that even amongst the numerous pvssys one stand-out deserves care & respect
However ma real niggar Erigga said u no lover am o na jaruma, carry the money give your mama...
Let no pvssy carry your happiness about
Naira Marley said for im life e never see pommo bitter all sweet & em bulk
Let Mali kush take charge of your happiness
For as old as it is, it can never change
Ancient of days

Chii59:
Never mind those alpha weed takers. If their fathers tell them the sacrifices they made to keep their mothers happy, shame will blind them.

Even though I would rather let em queers rest cos it's time to realize what keeps you happy & keep doing it.
Lots of things that were the appropriate lifestyle has turned out to be a major scam
Eg Religion
But till my last day I rather bang hard on a pvssy, thick bubbly a$$ doggysty!e after smoking 2 glorious Jumbo sized Mali kush rather than stick my honorable d!ckhead in some man feeling unique calling myself gay
The name gay sef sounds like after effects of smoking hard Colorado >:

GodWrites:
Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2021/01/21/biden-executive-order-transgender-lgbtq/

This pvssy ass niggar again
Of you like mention me from now till tomorrow
I repeat you can never be a real nigarr
Go and sin no more

EmmanuelBanks:
Lol....everytime real nigger....yen yen yen yen yen yen. well am not surprised it is the only word ascribed to a junkie

see this pathetic imp, like I said earlier...when you are done dealing with your drug addiction that is when you have the right to mention me

You will never be a real niggar
First, you've got a bad experience, that doesn't warrant you to lash out on someone who's simply doing charity work.
You had 4 cars & they were taken from you right? How many boys have you sponsored with iPhone to stay off the streets.
My dear friend nurse your wounds and believe that everything is alright. I don't support thieves I'm only against the way you bashed into that lady's comment without any epitome of respect ok
Don't do that
Else I repeat you will never be a real nigarr

EmmanuelBanks:
[s]e no go better for you and your igbo wey you deyy smoke...

am not suprise, it is very apparent you are one chronic drug addict, who depends on drugs to sustain ur life...


only if you know what I have achieved in my life, I bet u wont opened ur mouth and say trash...have four cars one of them was stolen from these blood sucking thieves...who dont give a fvck whether you die or live...

next time before you quote me, take ur drug well and let it settle before you start sayin trash...[/s]

Have you smoked a jumbo sized Mali kush before?
If you have not, you may find this difficult to understand just read slowly, unbiased and you will get the meaning ok

Street food is that delicious coconut rice/beans/spaghetti/roundabout+shaki+fried goat & boiled egg with 1 bottle of fayrouz
Total = < 1000 ngn

Please NOTE it must be so delicious & irresistible
Synonym: iya basira

pocohantas:
What is street food to start with? Just curious.

Pvssy politician people em, I'll forever be telling you that you are not doing well. Instead of playing bet or smoking 2 Jumbo sized Mali kush in readiness to bomb all through the night, you are busy celebrating mediocrity.
How do you know that it's sure to be delivered on time this makes this post look sponsored
Low budget PR stunts
Go bomb all through the night leave those fake politicians em people

NkanAkpanika:
The Ibrahim Babangida Avenue Flood Control Project that cuts across 17 communities in 3 Local Government Areas of Akwa Ibom state, Work is on Course and is sure to be delivered on time.

The Hon. Commissioner for Environment, Akwa Ibom State, Sir Charles Udoh accompanied by the permanent secretary , Mr. Nsudoh Nsudoh, the state coordinator NEWMAP Dr. Ubong Harrison, Director of Flood and Erosion, Mr Okon Effiong, Project Contractors, and Supervisors, visited the IBB Flood Control Project Site to ensure a good job done and that delivery is in line with the approved work plan.

All this is in line with the Vision and Completion Agenda of His Excellency, Mr Udom Emmanuel in ensuring that flood is properly managed and also the environmental health and safety of the people is well managed .

She doesn't know how to cook street food; don't bother her, she's food blogger, they cook BBN & Dj cuppy em food

remi1444:
Aunty Pocohantas come and win 2 milli and give me and Folake4u 500k inside. .

Bedtime Stories
So now your current partner doesn't have any turn off?

Queenlovely:
please brother shave it, that is why tiwa divorced you

there are people it looks good on. and only a friend will tell you that your mouth dey smell.

Japanese men like pubic hair Wella, my Japanese boyfriend at Harvard during my post graduate study complained that the lack of bush is a turn off.

I broke up with his sorry ass

So pocohantas was busy & in a good temperament Today
No wonder I didn't see her on the Zeeworld thread cos she be that kind em people.
Good food is good health especially if eaten after a healthy dose of jumbo sized Mali kush.

pocohantas:
NOW TO THE COOKING



Pic 1: Water level
Pic 2: Oil and cocoyam has mixed properly.

Pic 3&4: Soup is ready. Very easy

I liken the taste to okazi soup. Like a version 2.0.

How does that bother you?
What doesn't affect you should never bother you.

ignis:
Please who is Cubana Chief Priest and what does he do for a living?

Please if you can't answer me, don't ask me to ask Google if you don't want Ogun to strike you.

You're an aid to a politician and you still have to hide under anonymity to threaten someone?
Isn't your principal strong enough to protect you? Even 5k subscription VPN can protect better than your principal
Pvssy ass politician ass licking niggar em people you're not doing well, I'm ashamed

Babtech001:
https://leadership.ng/cosmos-ndukwe-will-fight-back-if-removed-aide/

You're not doing well
You can never be a real niggar, it's not necessary that you comment. Why? You sound so aggressive? Are you annoyed she did choose the fine boy? Well it's her money not yours & she's got freedom of emotions & besides it's not good to age shame anyone.
What she's done at her age you may or may never reach such target.
I smell low self-esteem here cos your comment is full of hate & that's not good.
Relax, smoke a jumbo sized Mali kush, pen an apology to the author you quoted
& Be a real nigarr

EmmanuelBanks:
[s]
madam shut the fvck up Jaree, so you felt for him because the boy was fine and fresh baa...nonsense, had it been the boy was ugly now, you no go talk anything about him


the mumu dey talk say her husband was jealous, jealous kee you there..

if they have stolen from you, that's when you will realised that an armed robber dont give a fvckk about you and whatever the fvck happen to you....


these are the guys that can kill to get their needs if need be...all my life I have been stolen from by this demons

mtchheeeewwwwww...nonsense and ingredient, you better opened ur eyes old woman[/s]

Ma'am I have some young boys who otherwise have been involved in nefarious acts. Rt now, they need just iPhone 12 & they will bomb all night, within few days they'll become bosses
No need to send them to Germany , it's cheaper alternative
If you're interested

Queenlovely:
armed robbers no dey finish for this country?
burning criminals since 200B.C yet they Damm the consequences and still commit.

armed robbery is not the problem of our society, it is a symptom of a bad system.

April 2007 on one rainy night, criminals scaled my fence thinking my security is sleeping. they caught this fine boy among them. My security has already disfigured some of them before handing them to police.

I was touched by that young boys story, he did his freedom after learning welding and fabrication, yet no capital to start something.

I also noticed that he is a first timer, my husband was furious that I should spare him, men are too jealous. I sent that boy to Germany to improve himself, and he is a boss today.

a society that abandon it residents without any safety net breeds criminal

I Hope she's better looking now

Driedfish:
Meow meow.


I’m impressed!!!



Emi Kanayo O Kanayo.




But, Your daughter belle no day impressive

I don't know what to say FLESH AND BLOOD HASN'T REVEALED THIS TO YOU BUT THE MOST HIGH.
All your logical facilities are fully updated
You're a real nigarr to solve this puzzle.

Majority of Nigerian gals or em Virgina people so addicted to bbn & zeeworld is due to Inferiority complex or Low self esteem.
Nowadays you find a girl, well educated, speak fluently, Foreign accent etc but can't type or write.
This is because less focus is paid on reading/other intellectual activities.
Instead garbage & recycled knowledge is thrown around & promoted by em pvssy ass shows like zeeworld & bbn
Just imagining the times when Nigerians went frenzy over big boobs you can find in excess if you check pornhub
@OP; what you don't understand doesn't kill you, when you see them watch their stuff, find a sweet corner smoke a jumbo sized Mali kush while listening to if you no love by Chike ft Mayorkun then you think of how you'd be bangin your favorite pvssy
& Stay Safe

yunqdady:
It's inferiority complex. They watch it to admire the light skinned actresses and compare themselves to them
Shallow shallow people

zzor(f) & virginprincess people em thread

mansakhalifa:
So, naturally I don't post a lot on Nairaland.

But this time, you see, I need help. I need answers. Mostly from the esteemed community of the "fairer sex" .

Please can someone explain to me what the blooming obsession/craze with these lame Indian shows on Zeeworld[or any other station] is all about

I am trying to watch the news here, but my cousin has been holding on to the damned remote control device.

I have asked her why these drowsy programmes always get her raved up but the silly girl has her dreamy face way too locked on to the screen to give a reasonable answer and I am surely gonna lose my cool any moment from now.

But... before then... I seek answers from kind and well-meaning Zeeworld aficionados and ladies out there.

What is this Bolly-whatever obsession about- really?! Honest answers please.

Thanks in anticipation of your prompt responses to my little question.

And, oh, never mind my rants. I am just a bit riled up at the moment. These programmes bore me. More like... stink!

Awaiting your kind responses.

- Yours puzzled,
Mansakhalifa

P.S. *And let's not even talk about their accents*

How much does it cost to fvck on the beach in the early evening under the sweet dry harmattan breeze after a dose of campari+ Heineken WITH A JUMBO SIZED MALI KUSH
If they DON'T allow this cruise then the fake Island is damn overated as a real nigarr suggested & I'm not impressed

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....
Another overrated dumb fuckkk

What is fornication? What is hell?
I thought all these em mediocre people disappeared with zzor(f) ?
Smoke Mali kush & you will not hear
Be shouting hell & Satan like one LG

specialmati:
nawaah ooh at 80 that he suppose to they tell people to stay away from fornication. they number of men all this girls have send to hell is much now. i know say na Satan they send me.

All lies... shitty tales
even if they do?
Everyone his hustle... If there's a side effect then you can wail.
@OP; you're not doing well
If you don't change, you will never be a real niggar, ogbeni hustle o nor kom dey carry 5mb dey post snippet of Nollywood

envoymedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1379539/suspected-yahoo-boys-eat-live-chicken-native-doctor-performs-ritual-video/

It's not about his age
Mediocre reasoning is a part of him & he can't possibly so much about it

jeesprecy:
You need to change before getting married. This doesn’t make one bit of sense. How old are you sef?

There's nothing wrong with the list
She's Right, she's creating fun in her relationship & the niggar who posted it might be clout chasing just to get her thrilled.
Married people do that for each other but ofcourse not broke ass married people
Don't let public opinion ruin ya relationship... A lot of em niggars be forming alpha males in public meanwhile they're the worst pvssy ass licking niggar

ifex370:
Guy calm down na.


But this is actually a bit insulting for the man to even post shows why his wife can ridicule him to that extent.

Nuclear family = sex deprivation
Polygamy = Early grave
Baby maama = Bliss

But remember don't let pvssy control you

mariahAngel:
Don't mind him.

Polygamy will lead you to an early grave because of sex. No go do pass yourself o!

Sorry dear
This country don wa, na zoo we dey & we die here
The price was heavy but we move
One Nigeria


[quote author=TMSMedia post=98193516]#EndSARS frontliner, Rinu has lamented over her inablity to write her exams, IgbereTV reports.

The protester whose bank account and that of others were frozen by the Central Bank, lamented over being tagged a terrorist by the apex bank as claimed in a court order it obtained.

Rinu stated that the system is failing her when all she did was demand accountability from leaders of the nation.

Taking to her Twitter handle, she wrote;


https://twitter.com/SavvyRinu/status/1350953450662735876?s=19


https://twitter.com/SavvyRinu/status/1351089514438152192?s=19


https://twitter.com/SavvyRinu/status/1351096502786134021?s=19[/quote]

I hate to say this but you're not a real nigarr
I ain't insulting her, but you just did to me & that's not nice
I said her reasoning was lopsided that's just an adjective, it's not even derogatory.

GetMeRight:
Someone expressed her opinion and you insulted her like that! Many of you are simply sick upstair and we don't even know the cure.

A real nigarr would say
I'm not impressed
So what if you're into fraud does it make a difference?
This world is balanced on a give & take mechanism
The word fraudster is not deserving enough
Again Mr OP you're not a real nigarr
Every hustle na hustle
No legit no illegal
Just love your closest neighbor even in your hustle
Even the Bible said thou shall not kill
Thou shall not steal (taking someone else's property).
It didn't say thou shall not whine & collect

chinavs9ja:
Good evening, I wrote this because I am just tired to keep explaining the kind of work laptop does to people around.

Why is it that people always think negatively about those using Laptop? I am a programmer that work remotely from home but whenever people come around the first thing they ask is "Am I also into yahoo?" I will have to sit them down to start explaining what programming job entails.

Honestly, it is really frustrating! Please why did people usually have this negative thought to those innocent programmers doing their legit job?

I'm happy your signature says you don't reply mentions
To tell the honest truth after reading your comment I'm happy your kids ain't got no phone they'll see how lopsided their ma reasons.
You have a mediocre reasoning
Please upgrade your logic this year
& Stay safe

ahnie:
Nope...even doe they drive me nuts....ayam not ready to take that risk... they're going to sit at home all Tru this week.

Nigeria is full of psychos
So many mad people this 2021
Stay safe people

269nine:
[s][/s]
shatap you product of a swine
thunder fire your harlot mother

@OP, you made my day
You brought smiles to a real nigarr 's face... Damn em Japs built emslves a god not Nigerians worshipping a god they've not seen or can feel

TheCalculator:
Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/town-builds-23-foot-giant-23332579

You're lying
The lady prayed that she be chosen for the night cos she knows a lot of bucks available to spend that night
U wouldn't understand cos u dunno what time it is

SpartanJ:
Not surprised.

Saw a lady on a bike in my estate on tuesday.

She came down in front of a yahoo boy's house - Later found out the yahoo boy was celebrating his birthday with friends.

She approached the gate, stopped for about 15 seconds and did the sign of the cross before opening the pedestrian gate.

I could not shout, the view was priceless.
Gooosh i asked myself why am i the only seeing this.

Apparently she did a short prayer before entering the house. She don wiseup....

You're lucky I selected you out for correction.
You're not doing well, your comment tells it all
What doesn't kill you isn't your enemy
If you no know fraud then your biz
If u know, u know get mind still ur biz
Don't cum & be shouting up-and-down for what you dunno
Respects to my real niggars @post
The hustle is real
The End must always justify the means
More Cashouts [color=#990000][/color]

SmartPolician:
U hate Plus boys but like normal Yahoo.

Huncle, fraud is fraud.

If only these guys know the degree of damage they do their victims, Nigeria's image and people doing online businesses here.

No sin goes unpunished!