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sircatherine45:
But but bunkery is legal...and good business too

Ogbeni, no fall my hand abeg ni
Poverty or integrity for eyes of Nigerian government
Which do you choose ni?

superjab:
Wike is busy spending 500million naira to appease his Fulani masters in sokoto and the north.but he doesn't know that they will only chop his money and clean mouth


Instead of foolish woke to plant trees and install purifying machines accross PH he wants to thread the Abiola,oshiomole and tinuba paths

Exactly
You're a real nigarr
The duty of the government is to create enabling environment for businesses (all inclusive of bunkery) to thrive as far as it promotes the economic & quality of life of the people.
Wike should get to work & quit being like em others pvssy ass niggar politician people

bolaayenimo:
Udom is running Akwa Ibom like Jim Ovia is running Zenith Bank. kudos man

Do not be misguided
The rate of poverty in that state is the highest after zamfara, borno etc
I remain unimpressed at how people like OP stoop so low to publish mediocre news in exchange for peanuts.
Same way their govt sold out Exploration and Production rights to Exxon Mobil for 100 years
Illiteracy & Mediocrity
Yet OP & his goons never know cos em youths in that state are just lazy politician ass licking pvssy ass niggars, they like me to bang & drink

This shows you that Ohaneze is filled with intellectuals and enlightened minds.
In an organised country, That's the first step in a logical sequence of things to show agitation
Followed with patience.
But this action is misplaced in our zoo country
Here no one cares a fvck bout ya feelings
So Ohaneze better become real niggars and take everything bull by it's horns if their warning is ignored.
We Move

helinues:
That's one of the problems I have with Ohaneze...

Removal of those unnecessary check points in South East is long over due..

Put action and follow up this time , not the one they will leave for weeks and return back

saphiere:
I keep saying this, "Never allowed your girl child alone around a male be it her dad. Men are terrible. Why can't a man control his urge?

OMG
Not again
Because rain is falling outside there's no need to take a bath to work

LeeSantos:
I think those prostitutes have an advantage. that's affordability.
with only ₦500 you can beep all you want instead of taking and even Going to the extreme of raping minors.
how do dey even insert their sticks inside it? oh Gosh, like how?
has anyone ever done it here on NL? abeg lme know your experience.

NL can never habor or play temporary inn to perverts & pedophiles
How on Earth do you want a shared experience
Of what?

I'm not impressed at all
Wrong type of kush kills
Mali kush is healthy for everyone

And NL doesn't have kidzone or teens corner
What a forum
I'm never impressed

pocohantas:
OP is definitely an undergraduate. For the fact that girls inside keke are the ones shouting fine boy at him, it tells a lot about him and the girls.

I am not disputing the fact that women love good-looking men, but that euphoria would end after NYSC if he doesn’t add something meaningful to the fineness. When grown women say a man is attractive, they are not talking just beards and abs.

Ogbeni this is a new year
If you want to do well stop this mediocrity
Smoke a jumbo sized Mali kush for awakening if your logic & quit pvssy ass people em talk

This OP isn't doing well
I'm not impressed
Never

Rogavo:
First of all I'm not creating this thread to boast or show off. Actually something happened today that made me create an account to share this with you guys. I was walking on the street today and two girls were in a Keke and as the Keke drove by, one of the girls who locked eyes with me put her head out of the Keke and screamed "Fine boy." This was a weird experience for me on a list of other weird experiences I've had with girls. I've realized a lot about looks and how it influences your experience with women and I'll share them with you guys.

1. Not all girls find me attractive, but majority of them do. Just like men have types of women that they are attracted to, women also do. But there is a type of girl most guys find attractive even though some guys might find her unattractive. For example, most guys find Dj Cuppy attractive, but there are some guys that don't find her attractive. That's just the same thing in my case.

2. Girls who are bold toast me with style, but the ones who aren't bold will act like they despise me, until I approach them and then I'll realize that they have been insanely attracted to me for a long time but never summoned courage to tell me.

I'll explain the behavior of both:

How girls toast me with style: Girls who are bold enough to approach me will do these things: They will compliment my looks immediately they meet me. They will says things like: You look good, I like your beards, you have nice hands, I like the smell of your perfume etc. Secondly, they will use any opportunity they have to touch me. They will randomly touch my arms, hands, shoulders, face beards etc.
Third they will inquire about where I live and if I live alone. Fourth, they begin to act like simps in that they will be willing to do anything I ask them to do, even to the point of buying stuff for me, and ditching their female friends to be with me. They literally become a slave to me and will say yes to anything I ask them to do. If I find them attractive enough I can easily have sex with them the first time I'm alone with them and they'll do anything I want them to do in bed.

What I've learned from these girls is that they are upfront and straight forward and I guess that's how girls want men to be with them. They won't tell you they want to have sex with you but they will find ways to hint at it.

Girls that are not bold enough to approach me: These category of girls are very good actors. Honestly I don't even have a clue that they find me attractive until I talk to them. When I walk past them they will squeeze face and when I greet them they will just glance, greet back and turn their face . I've come to realize that this behavior is a combination of nerves and pretence. There was a girl I could have sworn hated me for no reason until I then realized that she has been fantasizing about having sex with me for a long time.

3. As far as sex is concerned, women care a lot about looks. A girl who wants a boyfriend who will fulfill boyfriend roles like talking care of her and buying her stuff doesn't really give a Bleep about looks. All they care about is rich guys, especially those girls that are looking for husbands.. But girls that want to have exciting sex really care alot about looks. Girls in their exploring phase ( girls between 17 and 22) care a lot about looks sometimes even more than they care about money.

4. Guys feel intimidated when you talk to girls that they like: Honestly, this annoys me the most. Like I can just be talking to a girl just on a platonic level with no interest of having sex with her and a guy that likes her will just start beefing me for no reason.

Pvssy ass niggars
They must be really heartless I mean em EFCC people
2020- pandemic
Just Jan when real niggars are trying hard to sort out bills, they'll be busy around discomforting niggars whereas there are
Increased tariffs of electricity
Insecurity (now if you need to travel you gotta use flight)
Unemployment
Inflation due to the Pandemic


Pvssy ass people handiwork
I'll never be impressed


[quote author=oshozondii post=98562247]https://twitter.com/officialEFCC/status/1355228287593799682?s=19[/quote]

The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.

The zoo called Nigeria
Former PDP aspirant keep quiet & quit the wailing, the system is corrupt, the zoo is thorn apart

nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos

https://www.independent.ng/herdsmen-attacks-arrest-prosecution-of-offenders-has-been-missing-jimi-agbaje/

You're not doing well
The slaves they took, did they take the slaves in government
For irritating me with your pvssy ass niggar post, you will never be a real nigarr

PropaMan:
Don't be Foolish my Brother that thing you are doing is wrong, the white people that took from you are dead now, the ones that are still alive are in government, so if you are not taking anything from the people in government then Karma will come back for you and your generation, let me tell you, those white people you think you are stealing from have children, families, health and financial problems to deal with,
you hacking their account and seeing certain amount of money thinking they have it all is as a result of your little and unexposed mentality, so stop justifying your crime for stupid reasons please. Think of better ways of making it financially and not by scamming people. Be Wise

I'm happy I've discovered you
This thread was created because of you
Please eh, I know it may be very difficult for you, just try to remember pastor - scam
Recite this everyday and think like this after 3 days you will notice that you will begin feeling like a real nigarr

Nuttella:
Its not your business what people decide to do with THEIR money.

Na only this niggar sabi the correct way of running God's kingdom
You're not doing well
Very mediocre reasoning
You can never be a real nigarr if you keep thinking this way.
Now someone is saving you from PREMIUM TEARS after giving dangerous seeds you won't hear

specialmati:
the freezy guy is not a wise man. [b]he knows nothing about Gods kingdom and how its run. Read Malachi 3:10-11 [/b]God said something there. Thinking you are giving to pastors makes you look like a fool.that guy na confirm zombie if i may say.there is a principle that governs wealth,if you understand it as a christian you will wave bye bye to poverty.is dangote a christian for him to use him as an example for christian believe and teaching. its a foolish thing to use a Muslim as an example to Christian teaching. i know that freez of a guy is not a christian

And I brought out my Jumbo sized Mali kush and took a puff, for it is written that there's no place hotter or more terrible than this country.
I am really honest to say, Anyone who has made it from this shithole country will never go to any hell cos he/she has been through hell already

jesusjnr2020:
Why You Shouldn't Wait To See Hell Fire First Before You Believe That It Exists

Because to see hell fire, you might have to be inside hell fire first, and by then it might already be too late for you to be able to do anything about it even though you now believe it exists.

So your believing that hell fire exists after you've seen it with very own your eyes would not be of any use to you, just as it was with the rich man in the instance of Lazarus who couldn't use it to do anything about his own stay there. Hence his request that those who were yet alive on Earth be reached with the message of hell's existence by someone who had seen hell fire after death but wasn't in hell like Lazarus, who didn't wait to see it first before he believed, so that they wouldn't have to go to that place of torment.

Luke 16:23-28 (KJV)

And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.
Then he said, I pray thee therefore, father, that thou wouldest send him to my father's house:
For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.

That request of the rich man in hell fire has been granted by God on several occasions, as He's sent many people like Lazarus to testify of hell fire's existence to those alive on Earth who've never been there before, so that they wouldn't have to also go there as the rich man just because they didn't know that it existed.

But if despite the warnings of all these people that God had sent from the dead to testify of hell fire's existence, you still end up in hell fire as the rich man because you wanted to see hell fire first before you believed in its existence, you wouldn't have anyone else to blame but yourself, because the same testimony of hell fire you wasted, was that which the rich man in hell fire wished he had to prevent him from getting there.

God bless.

Come back sweetie, keep stalking me with ya boring mentions.
No one needs ya details, ain't important
All I'm saying is that I'm not impressed with your reasoning, I expected better ok
You know religion is a scam, it's different outside Nigeria & in Africa.
In Africa it's been turned into exploitation. It's now a show of best motivation skills & hypnotism
Okay Aunty you there how many dangerous seeds have you sown to the pastor in the past 2 years, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL BE CONNED FROM THEIR SALARY THIS MONTH END BY PASTORS.
YOU'RE WHEREVER, Stop sounding dumb change ya mentality.
Aunty you will be living normal lives & be showing another kind for others.
Say no to offering/TITHE/Kingdom Investment/Dangerous seeds
They're all Scams
You're never Still doing well


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But imagine ur pastor telling you to sow a dangerous seed
See vibes Dangerous seed means seed were go harm you eg, sowing your school fees, salaries etc
No go do for who no do for you this new year

Dangote is just having fun
That pvssy might have been trying to shell out some blackmail fees from him that's why she opted to post that & my real gee wants to cut her off such by brokering her with a libel case.
In life now, fvck any pvssy anytime you want
There ain't any modafvckin image to tarnish

Deborah98:
If only men can overcome this monster called sex. A minute or two of it can ruin your life forever, tarnish your image and leave you miserable.

She even had time to answer each statement why! I'm not still impressed, infact it's worse now .
First & foremost, I'm embarrassed that your religious beliefs hasn't toned your choice of words
Well, how would it cos it's a scam
To clear things straight, you're not doing well doesn't have anything to do with your financial/living standards wherever you are.
It's actually a sign of low confidence (low self-esteem) that you rushed to wail about that .
I'm grossly unimpressed more at your aggressiveness & use of insultive words .
Again, you're not doing well
Take a full prescription of your chiii pill
It's people like you that cannot give someone common SSN & online so dat ghetto man will blow
Be there forming Born again

nnennachiji:
So what gives you the right to know mediocre reasoning
You are the scam
You are not impressed I have suffered who cares, am I here to impress you ? So childish
Do I even know you?
Please I don’t even have a visa what do I need a visa for. Look at reasoning am wasting my visa
You don’t get to decide for me what I do
It’s my life and I choose to live it the way I want
Go and have several sits down
Look at this fool
So because I got a better deal for my son’s daycare am not doing well in USA
You have the brain and reasoning of a toddler
Everybody wants a good deal in this country
It’s not like Nigeria you want to show off who cares anyways
Go and take a chill pill
I was asked for my opinion and I said it
Since religion is a scam don’t bother with me that wants it to be a part of my life
Live your life and allow me live mine
I never asked for your stupid opinion

We_Move
The zoo republic never gets any better yet some fools will be applauding the government's slow response to the crisis just because they're comfortable in their homes
Exactly like a monkey was laughing at a burning monkey while its tail was already on fire

ebukajay184:
https://igberetvnews.com/1380248/afraid-police-arrest-yoruba-activist-sunday-igboho-video/

How did this ever got to fp?
Some of the NL mods be sneaking to smoke weed & they're smoking the wrong kush
Please change... Smoke Mali kush

JesusSonOfGod:
This is a continuation of the thread posted last Sunday. Below is the thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/6367302/born-again-only-way-make

To be born again, it means you are a new creature, your sins are forgiven. You nolonger have the nature of sin, you have become a member of the family of Christ. You have divine covering and you are a citizen of heaven. Your name has been written in the Book Of Life.

This does not mean you won't fall into sin atimes, but when you do, you come quickly to God ask for forgiveness and thrive by the help of the Holy Spirit not to do it again.

1 John 2:1 My little children, these things write I unto you, that ye sin not. And if any man sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous:

To be born again, you will have to confess this from your heart;

"Dear Father in Heaven, I come to you in the Name of Jesus. I'm so sorry for my sins and the life I've lived. I ask you to forgive me and to cleanse me of all my unrighteousness. I confess you, Jesus, as my Lord and Savior. I give you charge of my life and submit to you. I believe that Jesus died for my sins and was raised from the dead and is alive today. I receive you right now into my heart. Amen."

Romans 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

If you have confessed this from your heart, then you are Born Again.

You will have to go to any Bible believing Church around you and ask to be baptized. This baptism is by emersion. I also advise that you begin to worship and fellowship with them.

I know Living Faith Church and Salvation Ministry conduct their baptism program every Saturday by 9.am or 10am.

Churches like;

Dunamis, Dominion City, Assemblies of God, Redeem, Deeper Life.... are also recommended.

Note also, there are many more Bible believing Churches out there.

Lamanii22:
I love that church already

See ni > the other Aunty should stop spreading mediocre thoughts
These people are already copying ni
All my efforts

This one sounds like one nerd I met last week, I simply brought out my Jumbo sized Mali kush smoked quietly & when I left I heard rumors that he jammed with a really rough mafiaso

Smoke & you won't hear
Imagine now you're sounding like primary 2B
Which one is jam power again ni
What power what are you talking about

MacMkboy:
I used to be a worse atheist sometime ago. I pray you jam power. Then u go believe.

Rich & famous men keep turning you on while you keep using their money to form client for one Pastor.
I'm not impressed
Even if the development is an encouragement to hustle up but I dislike everything with a religious tag because it is written
As real niggars, thou shall not scam your like
A wise man said, Love your neighbor as yourself

It's more honorable to take from outsiders & build ourselves afterall the whites took themselves slaves from another continent
They didn't scam & enslave em neighbors

Let's bomb the white folks & use their money to enrich ourselves
Let's not motivate our folks under religion tag but for financial earns

Onyi22:
More grace sir

2021 is bae
One of the miracles of smoking Mali kush
I'm impressed
Keep up this way & I see you becoming a real nigarr & getting to the peak of your goals
Be blessed

PS: For those affected by smoke
Add a teaspoon full of Mali kush to a glass of boiling water, boil for a little while cool to drinking temperature, filter the coffee into a tea cup
Add milk/sugar as you desire
Your Real coffee is served.
Watch your brain cells get unloaded sporadically
Happy 2021

Deborah98:
The guy above has said it all,these celebrities are clout chasers I don't waste my time reading things about them. Okay we have heard she wore your bra and panties so what should we do with it,stone her for doing such, blame her for being silly or ask you why you aren't providing enough for her? next thread please

Your reply dey like when hoodlums enter protest.
How far ni you sef follow for believers?
U even know wetin to believe
Ogbeni pack well, smoke Mali kush you won't listen, I know you don't understand, what I'm doing is for your sake
I'm trying to caution that Aunty to atleast assist us by saying the truth that she knows well that religion is a scam
If she admits it, some people will atleast listen to her and gradually become liberated and you're busy quoting me up-and-down

MacMkboy:
[b]Keep your unbelief to yourself [/b]and allow her express her opinion. After all, no one is forcing you to become a believer, neither is she doing it for you or anyone here.

Aaaah pvssy ass people em now having sense ?
I thought you'd say she's trending
Nne relax, it's her cruise
She deserves it...after hustling so hard in this shithole country she deserves all the fvckin diabetes she can possibly get as far as she's happy

Azyne:
To what end? Diabetes

Dear madam,
From the tone of your comments I'll rightly suggest that you're not in this shithole country right now, so I expected that you'd sound enlightened atleast let the ones back home learn from you as they're looking up to you.
So up until now you dunno that religion is a scam? & You're abroad? Nne you're wasting the value of that visa

Mediocre reasoning
I'm not impressed
These ones back home will now continue to keep being useless to themselves in the name of religion.
You aff pain me
You're not doing well
How can you encourage tithe/offering & other scam acts

nnennachiji:
Are they forcing you to pay tithe and offering?
In my church nobody forces anybody to pay anything
So someone saving you up to 600 dollars a month is not generous
Anyway I know the church is really a life saver
So quit trying to sound as if you know everyone’s Situation

Pvssy ass country
After some dumbass will write praises for our dumb politicians singing their praise
Our health workers are faring poorly
They should be given jumbo sized paychecks in appreciation, yet the politicians steal em all

She was headed to work
Prolly her best attempt to beat traffic & be a good staff

You're 25+ to 30+ your dating a <18+ fvckin her with your best styles
That's rape

Bluethong1:
In as much as I condemn the man for raping her. We ladies need to be careful, why would you enter a stranger's car at that time.


Some men are just wicked sha.

Must you boycott meat to show courage?
I know this was an attempted joke but it's clearly a mediocre one.
I dunno why I'll be expecting sense from pvssy ass niggar em people

Queenlovely:
my instinct tells me the deep state is deciding the fate of FFK

Yoruba should boycott meat to avoid all these nonsense

a Yoruba man can't eat without 15 meat in the food, you will remain a fulani slave

where there is no demand there will be no supply

if Yoruba can boycott meat, attack all butcher to close shop, only then will I support a fear fear Yoruba man,