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busybein - i told you this gist long ago. Don't let them surprise you.

@ topic, I am not enticed at all by mailmen, police officers (naija ones esp) or dirty construction workers

davidylan:
rubyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. yeah i missed you too.

But what is this i hear about you and men in uniform? Onisekuse ni e.

You're just knowing.
Ebony is my aunty in the streets. Na she dey teach us how to flirt and do isekuse

onyinye2:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE LEPRECHAUNS HAVE BEEN STOPPED!!!!!!!

Damn Lucky Charms self hahahahahaha

GO LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The stopped the Rockets Winning streak now theirs has been DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now where is that Jesolo na Na Chi girl

AMEN to that Sister!

@ Lailai - thank you o! May they burn the lakers too

H2O2:
Go Lakers! Fuuckk the celtics

OH MY GOSH! We agree on half of something. . . H2O2 has given his life to Christ.

I'm scared of some of these answers.

smile007:
u are right ! never trust a WOMAN  

You won't marry in that case. It just won't happen. . . how can you have someone who you don't trust in your house?

jaata:
You know a girl is in love with you when she is up in your face 24/ 7 ! When she wants to spend all her time with you! Gifts are cool but time is everything. When she follows you around like a puppy! When she stares at you for no particular reason and she is extremely affectionate. That is guaranteed love!

More like obsession. . .

Imagine! 98% or so ke? What rubbish is this? What stupid investigation did this guy carry out? According to MY investigations, 100% of the girls I know have NOT committed abortion before. And I am sure that is not including virgins.

My secret? I don't think all of NL should know though.
Abrahym, you be serious pedophile sef.

Hmmmmmmmm. . . .

@ Inbox, thanks for the wishes! Merry Xmas in arrears!

A-40 has killed me! Femi-Nazi ke? And yeah, Mr. and Mrs. Smith rings a very loud bell

Pataki:
Written alphabetically. I am most impressed. Thanks for the greetings. Hope we get to see again. This time I am expecting my royalties.

I'll see you definitely. This time, I want my gifts. Stop doing Ijebu with me o! I'm high-maintenance.

CodeRED:
Who can come between the "devil and the red sea" , Same to you love. All the best for the rest of 2008 and nuff blessings for 2009.
I admire your demeanor, you don't need to be "following" the men here to get attention. keep it up love. If you do, more e-mama love for you come 2009.

LOL! You too darling! You won't kill me. My men are off NL abeg, I no fit fight.

P.S. If your name is not there. . . I didn't forget. I just ran out of juice.
Merry CHRISTMAS TO Y'ALL!

My wonderful list, let me do this Alphabetical order (b.t.w, it's J-girl o!)
Merry Christmas and I hope the joy of this season does not elude you all to:
A-40 - My personal person. . . we can never ever agree on anything (especially sports, even though he will still be a Manchester United fan ) and the good thing is that we're able to get past that. A very good sports analyst, sees every little thing.
Acidrop - my homegirl from way back
Bawomolo - too proud of his sports team and also good at analyzing most times.
Bluespice - Girl, you already know what time it is. We do our gbeborun too well and we're too good at what we do for our own good.
Busybein - this is my madam and she's the one I give all my gist to. Such a funny poster.
Busybody - Aunty #2, I'm still delivering your 7 guys o! They are on their way.
CodeRed - my dedicated e-Mama. . . she makes me laugh and she's the best. They still haven't been able to separate us so we're still riding like that
Chamotex - A celibate man in confusion. Still a husband to very many. He's prone to be the modern-day Solomon
Chika - My younger friend. . . your man is on his way. Gave him a one-way ticket
Creamish - Another of my homegirls from way back. Charming and very cream. Her name ain't lying.
Cristalz - My fellow female Manchester United supporter. The feminine side of us comes out when we're consoling all the others. . .
Debosky - One of the most sensible gaynners and a changed man. I don't see him chasing girls as much anymore. Thank God o!
Doyin13 - my wonderful procastinator. If I don't see you this holiday, lose my number.
Earthmama - the best feminist. Loves controversial topics and I find her very hilarious.
Ebony-Silk - my right-hand woman and a very special gbeborun to me. I think we'll come up with a name for her, me and bluespice.
Eldee - my absentee e-hubby. . . better come back soon.
FBS - a chelsea fan in denial and a very funny person.
H202 - my favorite chauvinist in all of NL. . . I hope he changes
Ibkaye - the toughest girl on NL, , , and she's cute too
Jesoul - already having the best Christmas of her life with the way the Celtics are acting but I love the way she sticks with her teams.
Lailai - a frenemy. When it comes to western conference, we're cool. Lakers vs. Hornets, we beg to differ.
Lalaboi - Another blue fan who's about to get his heart crushed.
MissyB - Morenike is still mine. I need her more than you do but stay with Chamo, he won't cheat on you as much.
MrCrackles - Thank God Bacterium is off you, you better run from the others. He's very cool and as brash as his name. Somehow, he still has a hint of niceness in there.
Onyinye - I miss this girl. She makes me laugh a lot. Come back o!
Pataki - It was so awesome seeing you and i was way too nice on Sunday. Your kicks and punches await you.
Seun - You're more relaxed these days, thank goodness for that. . . Merry Christmas
Sillyboy - troublemaker without effort. I have never seen a guy so eager to start trouble and get in trouble.
Sly - my baby daddy-to-be. I miss you here, come back to me!
Stillwater - wife of one and proud of it. Girl, I consider you a strong woman. Not many can handle him the way you do
Tatase -Sensible and long posts but not epistles. This girl is a walking fountain of knowledge. Merry Christmas!
Tgirl4real - Our own talk show host. Does a fantastic job with the interviews and very understanding. Thanks girl!
Tkb417 - Another red devil. . . hilarious half the time.
Trooe - where do i start with Ms. Virginia? This girl corrupted me 2 weeks ago on sexuality. I have never been the same since that fateful day.
Wormedup - I miss you too. Come back to us o!

[quote author=lai-lai link=topic=148652.msg3267499#msg3267499 date=1230159479]leave them, they'll meet in the final, only one team can win it

lakers stepped up against hornets, thought they'll misbehave again[/quote]I don't blame you at all. . . if Peja was on, it would have been a different story.

I love eating men . . . they are so fragile and that's the only way to scare the crap out of them


What do you like most about NL?

On NL or in just Music? Tosin is only visible in the music section o! There are a lot that would beat him hands down in other sections.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
_{*Moonstone, hold yourself o!*}
Sorry ehn! It's good to admit it now. Did you just have this epiphany? Where are my Man U people to teach this guy some loyalty? It's all good though. Decamp to another club but Man U. . . I heard gaynners are accepting applications for fair weather fans. Apply there.

FBS:
Cry say wetin? we didn't loose or did we? we played 10 men for a very long time. you hia? No We will and shall NOT be disappointed AMEN! . are you are back to sender.
That said, I also find you very funny.

As for the sky, Yes, it was blue last season but it wasnt very blue as expected, you know say weather was changing like WW II radar . Climate change etc and besides it ain't over yet.

Talk true o! You went to cry in the bathroom as soon as Chelsea drew. Don't worry, we know you all are very vulnerable.
Arsenal played 10 men too for a very long time, yet you were busy rejoicing over their loss. Nothing is coming back to the sender jooooo! Una mouth too much. I tire for you hopeless blues. You know what they call someone who is down and depressed? BLUE! LOL! You are not serious at all. If it was not very blue, what color was the sky?
Olodo! Climate change has nothing to do with the color of the sky. Just say you lost jare. . . the penalty made me pity Chelsea but celebrate Manchester United.

If we don't talk, why would I wish him Happy Birthday? I remember all my exes' birthday but i don't call them to wish them happy birthday sha unless we still talk.

DaPhoenix:
hahahaha oh. . . then yeah he deserves it.

Thank you O!

lawyer:
Well it depends on the context through which the guy asked her. If he was just meeting her for the first time and they havent really established that kind of level of friendship then it would be extremely rude of him to ask he such a question except he sees a wedding ring on her finger but if the ice has been broken and she sees him as someone she can say anything to, then, i don't think a slap can be forthcoming!

There are so many single cute moms i know and it took me a while to even ask them and most of the time they just told me themselves without me asking. Its all about the level of closeness and how she takes you as a confidant concerning her personal issues.

Abi madam moonstone, am i correct or i deserve a slap now too

Exactly . . . No slap unless you ask the woman that question when you guys are about to do the deed. Closeness is a factor as well. So I agree.

DaPhoenix:
Well Moonstone says that would get you slapped so think of something else.

I said with CLOTHES OFF!

davidylan:
na the guy go slap you?

Hefty slap on his face. Ah ahn! it's an insult now.
Like I said, it depends on the context.
If it is with clothes on and just talking in general - no wahala
with clothes off? Na slap!

DaPhoenix:
Lest I forget @topic, ask her.

For where?
If a man should ask me that - na serious slap.
Hissssssssssssss. . . especially when i've not given birth.
But it depends on the context in which he's asking sha.

bluespice:
good ridance!

My dear bluespice, don't mind him jo! Ah ahn. . . did you break his heart or what?
I like your responses to him sha.
I need Ebony so we can all go back to our previous olofofo. . .  
_{Oga wa nko?}

@ Topic, Some women can do a lot to cover up evidence of birth. If not for Jolie's children, I would swear she was never ever pregnant. She still looks great in movies and all that. However, it should be easy to tell a C-section from a normal scar. and if it is natural, and it healed up, we would know as well.