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Congratulations

Like husband like wife...

Cheater husband, striper wife, what a match?

tianshie:
You have no idea how angry I got reading your account. I'm happy you're safe, very upset that a life was lost, as for the Nigeria Police, they're the official partners of armed robbers and other night marauders. The Nigeria Police is a howling shame, and a stain on our image as Nigerians. Someone ought to invite them all for a dancing festival in a really large hall, then drop bombs on them, and blow them to ash. The whole stinking lot. The IG and the other nonsenses. Then we start from scratch.

The Police is a reflection of the average Nigerian ( apology). These guys are Nigerians. Born and bred in Nigeria, live in Nigeria, eat and drink Nigeria. Killing all policemen wouldn't solve our problem. Look at every aspect of Nigeria. Corruption is everywhere. Everyone is using the materials is his or disposal to cheat the other person.
The case of the police is pathetic because they are meant to protect us. We pay them to protect us but they are one of our worst nightmares.

What can we do as a nation?

Everyone has a responsibility to change himself for better. Never demand or accept bribe/ gratification to do a job you are being paid for. Instill this on your families and friends especially your children if you have any.

Expose those you know are corrupt. Never praise them. Boycott their ill gotten wealth.

Good people should also join politics. Attend political meetings. This is where issues that affect our lives are discussed, ratified and approved for implementation.


Finally, I quote "The world won't be destroyed by those who do evil but by those who watch them and do nothing" (Albert Einstein)

donbrowser:
Hmmmm

I don laugh tire....

TomorrowToday:
Edo is blessed with handsome governors

Handsome indeed!

You just vitiated my fast

The man doesn't anyway look 70. Anyway congratulations to the both of them

Some police are more dangerous than hardened criminals.

A friend recently shared this on a whatsapp group~Olutoyosi Omotoso

A LOST NATION

Please this is a very true story.
People, please appreciate God for me! Its a long piece though, be patient with me pls.

I had forgotten what the term 'faced with death' really meant until early hours of this morning(21/12/16). I work with the state HMB and also run a private medical center. Yesterday I admitted a patient at the government hospital who had epistaxis during my clinic hours and I handed him over to the senior medical officer on call for observation. I had packed the bleeding nostrils with adrenalin impregnated gauze and the bleeding stopped. At about 12am the medical officer on call called to say that he was checking on the patient and decided to remove the gauze to examine patient and that was it! Patient just started bleeding profusely and within minutes had lost over 2 liters and was gasping for breath, PP: was 120bpm, RR: was 30cpm. Normal saline was used, no oxygen in general hospital, no blood to transfuse because the lab was closed. I was called at about 2am to come along with an oxygen cylinder and two blood bags since Orh negative blood donors were available. Up from the bed I got, pleaded with my hobby to please let me go save a life(little did I know that a great danger was ahead). Driving down to my private practice with my double traffic light on, I met a police check point. I was flashed to a halt and the following conversation ensued:

Police: madam where u dey go this kin time?
Me:I be doctor I get emergency for hospital.
Police: ( now upset ) Emergency! Emergency! Na so so emergency doctors dey talk, na emergency we wan chop?
Me: Oga police, I beg the patient dey die and time they go.
Police: stay there, u never ready to move, me I no get bed to sleep? I go kon dey here for nothing?
Me: (furious, as time was ticking away) Na me give u work? Dey no dey pay u? Police: (looking through my car window piercingly as if searching for something) aha,wetin that knife they do there? (A pen knife I used to slice some oranges earlier in the day) OK! I don catch u, u go explain this knife and this movement for this unholy hour. Kraa! he cocked his gun and pointed straight at me,
Police: Come down! I say come down!
Me: (now praying silently in tongues as i saw he was dead serious) Oga, u want shoot me? For what now? I be armed robber?
Police: if I kill u now throw away who go find u?
Me: (my heart beat racing.) Oga police u wan shoot me? U can't kill me, God forbid, I can't die like a chicken.
Police: U don die already, emergency my foot, in ur next life wen u see police u go respect. (shot into air twice then pointed the gun at me).

At this point another car came by and while the police was talking with the driver, my phone rang. It was the doctor calling having waited for too long. As fast as my fingers could move I picked the call and thank heavens it mysteriously entered in to hands free mode, before the doctor could speak, quickly and faster than a football commentator, I began "I'm at so and so place, the police here wants to kill me because I didn't give them money."

I went on and on because I actually wanted the police man to know that I've informed someone about the incidence before he kills me. He lets the other car quickly go and turning to me, opens my door and forcefully pulls me out of the car, drags me to the back of their police van and up into the vehicle (at this point I realized there were four other police officers at the scene.) Off they drove.

Me: where are u taking me to? (There was dead silence) meanwhile I noticed a vehicle come out from a corner and followed us from a distance (I realized it was the car that earlier came by while we were at the check point).
Police: (as soon as they realized the car was monitoring us...) Driver, stop! ( talking to the police van driver) they alighted and flashed the vehicle down as he got close. they ordered him out of his car,
Police: Na u wan give evidence of waiting u no see abi?
One police shouted, "Fire him."
I mustered courage and spoke, "Sir, don't even bother to shoot, you heard me make a call, I've told them that you threatened to kill me for refusing you bribe, so that you can't cover up what is already exposed."

That realisation got them thinking and the next thing they started beating up the officer that has been with me for allowing me make calls, calling him names. At this point the other driver turned and drove off, they chased him. On getting to the check point where i met them before, surprisingly my car wasn't there! (I left the car key on the ignition before they took me away). Probably an opportunist has decided to take advantage of the situation and stole the car. This made them have a rethink,Who must have taken this car away? Are we being trailed?

That was how I was released and I found my way back home. By this morning I was told that my patient gave up, I have lodged a report at the police station with the commissioner of police and they are looking into it. My car is nowhere to be found.

The lesson: If you meet a
Nigerian police officer in a lonely place please, please cooperate, I mean cooperate, because they can be more dangerous than armed robbers. Were it not for God's intervention I really do not know what would have become of me by now.

He just MMM him.

There must be a strong campaign against jungle justice in this Country. This is getting too much.
This same set of people would celebrate a politician, the likes of Ibori that stole millions and would want to behead a petty thief for stealing a fowl.

docadams:
Why can't he be 43 years old? He was an academical when he played for Nigeria in Algiers 90.

The bull was 21 when he played at USA 94 and he was definitely 17 at Algiers 90.
You want me to believe that?

More trouble for the Delta hero

Cutting your cloth accordingly

Keeping quite would have been better for a religious icon than praising a politician

onward4life:
The reason Fulani is indicated is because they hustle where you sleep. You they know all the route in your state.
Calling them Fulani means they are not to be ignored.

Remember they never commit in city center unlike are criminals

I really don't understand you

As long as they are humans....
We all have human flesh and could thus fall into temptation sometimes.
Our soul has been designed by the Almighty to choose between good and evil. Successful indeed is he who perfect his soul by doing good and ruined is he who let his soul led his astray.
Every human has the tendency to do evil even when you know it is evil probably to satisfy your list.
Faith alone at times would not prevent you from falling into sins. Taking precautions do.
For instance, you don't stay alone with a man or lady in a room when no one else is there. The devil will surely be your companion.

By always being in the company of righteous people who you share same ideologies and belief together you are not likely not to fall into sins.
Such people would always remind you of your stand on issues. This is not hypocrisy as some people would view it as long as your intention is good. You would also be shy to be seen doing some evil things if you are in the company of the righteous. You serve as watch over one another.

DaBullIT:
I propose Sharia judgement,

Remove one of his eyes , his tongue and one hand

That way he can't see targets, if he sees he can't talk and then he can not supply kidnappers food

That's not the sharia judgment for kidnappers

One day for the house owner

Your moniker tells me not to take you serious. How can a married man with two kids use such moniker?

I think the pride of wearing the National Jersey representing your country is enough. One could imagine countess efforts these girls put in to get the National shirt without thinking about monetary gain.
We place too much emphasis on monetary rewards.
The same attitude we display after getting a job we did all sorts of thing to get. We latter become the boss of our boss, complaining about everything.

How can Amokachi be 43 years old?
How much did he receive when he was the assistant National coach?

SmartyPants:
Home alone... but to be fair, that is probably the only Christmas themed movie i can remember

Old school like myself....

Did anyone see American president- elect, Donald Trump in Home alone?

They are armed robbers and kidnappers simple. Why put Fulani herdmen?
I have never seen a news headline saying Yoruba kidnappers or Delta armed robbers. These criminals are in all tribes, there is no need of labelling one tribe when it comes to reporting crime.

Miles300:
Govt should as a matter of fact work with Libya authorities to get our people out from that hell ... Save the people before more lives are lost ....this is not the time for blame games !

The government has done the best they could. The agency has embarked on the mission of rescuing immigrants many times this year according to the article.
Libya as of now doesn't have one government since the fall of Gadaffi. Some areas are controlled by militias. The UN agency has access to only one of those area backed by the UN. Other migrants in areas controlled by the militias would find it difficult to be rescued.

madridguy:
Correct man of God, who no like better thing. I need something like this for my DAWWAH too.

This is marketing.
Watch this...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGYdd5VUDPM

askibee:
my take.......................show off not preaching

Its not in anyway a showoff. It is marketing
Watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGYdd5VUDPM

EVILFOREST:
The COUNTRY is really STUPID

What makes a country stupid? Her citizens. Nigeria will only be stupid as long as Nigerians are.
Its a stupid person that celebrates a convict.

Tell the a region of the Country that doesn't have this type of classroom or even worse?

hmmm

Well-done Mr. Governor. This would
1. Elevate the status of the traditional rulers
2. Encourage the local manufacturer
3. Help rural agriculture

But who would be fuelling the SUV?

aflyingbird:
U can't say amount or how long u r going 2 be there for ....sooo. ...make we b dashing u money anyhow ? U can't say wat d money u need is going 2 be used for either , like which treatment or drugs ?

So you want him to mention an amount he doesn't know yet....