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Politics › Re: How Effective Are Our Emergency Numbers (767 And 112) by MrAboki: 1:00pm On Sep 25, 2013

Swit up: Now I know most nl'ders are pathetic...! S/one just said how good emergency numbers in Nigeria are and virtually 80per cent of the posts here are criticisin....! So dumb

If u heard sth like 'armed robbers killed 10 and the emergency didn't show up' you'll have such oodles of oomph to rant gibberish... But then it isn't and many are hatin...! Na wah o

You madam critic, what did you just do?

You didnt even address the thread in anyway at all.. Of all the comments on the thread so far, yours is the least helpful..

And just so you know, the thread title is asking Nigerians (Nairalanders) to critic the efficiency of our shortcode and emergency number services in Nigeria which is what virtually everyone except you have done so far..

Next time you choose to tow the critics route, be sure to properly understand that which you have chosen to critic..

_{The gods are wise..}

Nairaland General › Re: When Was The Last Time You Had N5 In Your Wallet? How Did You Spend It? by MrAboki: 6:21pm On Sep 24, 2013

I havent had 5 naira in my wallet in over 9 years.. However, i have a stack of them in my glove box.. I use it to pay Lekki toll (cos thats where I get most of them from nowadays).

Politics › Re: Kaduna Speaker And Deputy Impeached by MrAboki: 3:39pm On Sep 24, 2013

2015 Things...

The End is near..

Crime › Re: Man Slits His Brother's Throat In Onitsha (WARNING: Graphic Image) by MrAboki: 3:32pm On Sep 24, 2013

In the Beginning of time: Cain slit Abels throat..

What do you expect will happen now that we are in the End Times?!

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Car Talk › Re: Why Did Nigeria Change From Righthand Drive To Lefthand Drive? by MrAboki: 3:26pm On Sep 24, 2013

Because there is nothing that is RIGHT in Nigeria?!

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Politics › Re: Rivers State VS Rwanda: Why Amaechi Should Is An Underachiever by MrAboki: 3:18pm On Sep 24, 2013

Crownvilla: @ PapaBrowne.......if I may say so, you are even going too far by mentioning all of the above.

How about simple, running, potable, clean, pipe-borne water?? I doubt if there is a single village, town or city in Nigeria that can boast of 24/7 running tap water in 2013!!

Water...the most important resource that we all need on a daily basis to wash, clean, drink, cook etc. This simple fact confirms that Nigeria has inflicted injuries upon itself from Federal, State and Local Govt levels. Failure from top to bottom and vice versa. Bad leaders and followers.

I'm glad you said doubt and not sure..

Most of Calabar metropolice runs on public water supply. Some areas of LAgos state still run solely on public water supply.

Go and find out in Kigali how many places outside of Kigali looks like Ibadan, talkless of like Port-harcourt.

Politics › Re: LAGBUS Crushes Soldier To Death In Lagos Yesterday by MrAboki: 3:13pm On Sep 24, 2013

lastpage: @Aboki: You need to read the first post on this thread properly.
There-in you will see that "the driver lost control of the vehicle".
It is a Driver's "duty of care" to always be in control of the vehicle you're driving.: Irrespective of whether it is raining, there is pot-hole, Pedestrian crosses a major road, e.t.c., YOU the driver of a Vehicle is responsible for whatever damage your vehicle causes, due to LOSS OF CONTROL. End of story!

Do you run over a child crossing a road (instead of using a Pedestrian bridge) and claim its not your fault?
Why then are you called a "trained Driver" or do people just wake-up and start driving a vehicle?

You should continue to reduce your speed to match the prevailing conditions.
Note: Speed limits are "advisary".... You can go below it but you should NOT EXCEED IT.

Accidents have happened at 180Km/H, at 100Km/h and even at 40Km/H before now, depending on the "prevailing conditions".
If speed limit is 120Km/H on an express road, l bet you know you have to slow down to say 80Km/H if it is raining? .... and even 50Km/H, if the road has pot-holes and it is raining at the same time, huh?

Road is bad is never an excuse for loosing control of your vehicle. ..... well in sane climates sha!

[b]Lol..

I lost control of my vehicle on a Sunday morning years ago when a speeding vehicle came from behind and cut in front of me so hard that I swerved and braked so such that my car went into a spin out... Luckily, it was a sunday and the road wasnt as busy.. Had it been otherwise, I would be dead or I would have killed someone..

Blaming the driver for loss of control of a Vehicle due to a pothole on a 'HIGHWAY' is like blaming the Pilot of an Aircraft for Turbulence as a result of a strong air pocket.. grin

The loss of control is only important here for one reason:: The Cause of that Loss of control.

What caused this loss of Control?! Driver Error _{Like sleeping on the steering, over-speeding, bad over-taking, reckless driving, e.t.c}?!
NO!! The driver as far as I know was driving as he should on a highway. _{(Because the so called eye witness in a court of law will not be able to prove beyond reasonable doubt that the bus was over-speeding.. Except he|she had a speed gun or a speed camera..} Now any loss of control due to;

1. Mechanical Failure (Not borne out of negligence)

2. Unforseen conditions (Like Weather, ditches, sizures and co )

4. An act of God..

Cannot be blamed on the driver.

Again, If the speed limit on a road says 100 Km/hr and a driver doing that exact speed suddenly comes upon a pothole that he isnt aware of on that road, would you say the accident was caused by OVER SPEEDING on the part of the driver or would you blame it on the Unforseen pothole that appeared out of no where with no warning sign?!

If a child gets killed crossing THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE _{for example}, what kind of case would you bring against the driver?!

MURDER?! [/b]

Education › Re: Covenant University Student Ordered To Kneel-down During Lecture (Picture) by MrAboki: 2:22pm On Sep 24, 2013

Na wah!!

Even a Lecturer that feels that he?she has the right to ask a unversity student to kneel down sef needs to be examined as well.

Politics › Re: LAGBUS Crushes Soldier To Death In Lagos Yesterday by MrAboki: 11:55am On Sep 24, 2013

free2ryhme: I noticed the presence of MP and blood all over a certain portion of the bridge as you descend but never know it was dis bad an 0PMESA TEAM Escorting a lagbus and as drive behind their van a stern looking soldier wave me with his gun to move to the other lane. O boy sharply I comply becos dis guys no dey smile

Heheheheee

Bros run o!! Obedience is better than sacrifice..

Politics › Re: Jonathan Approves Pensions For Colonial Officers by MrAboki: 11:42am On Sep 24, 2013

Shine It: [size=14pt]QUESTIONS FOR THE DUNCES[/size] (I mean the f.o.o.l.s heaping insults here)

1.Have any of you dunces check to see when this agreement came into force?
2.Have any of you dunces check to see if past presidents paid this pension?
3.Do the dunces know or care what happen's to bilateral agreements if we break this pact?
4.How many of you dunces can actually say they know what bilateral agreements mean?
5.How come non of you dunces could prove Nigeria is not oblidged to pay these pensions.

As they say, "Talk is cheap" but in naija talk is incredibly cheap.

Nna men!!!!!

Some mother do have them...

Politics › Re: LAGBUS Crushes Soldier To Death In Lagos Yesterday by MrAboki: 11:39am On Sep 24, 2013

Rimbaldi: For a driver that plies the said route routinely day in day out not to know about the said bad spot? Are you like really serious? Have you seen these lagbus drivers in action before? I bet not!!!

Please dont bet... You will lose your money.

Its one thing for BRT drivers to be known to drive as fucktards.. Its another thing for a Driver to lose control due to a bad patch on the road, causing him to 'ACCIDENTALLY' crush a Soldier on a bike that shouldnt have been there in the first place..

Secondly.. How did you come to the conclusion that he plies that route daily?!

Why couldnt he have just started work on that day?! Or he just got assigned a new route that day?! Or he was just negligent enough to forget about that pothole that day _{Cos we sometimes do}?! Or in trying to dodge the Motorcycle, was forced into the pothole?!

Yes!! I AM SERIOUS!!

_{Abokis... Still shining shoes & grilling Suyas for over 2 Centuries..}

Romance › Re: I'm Heartbroken, I Nid Hate Songs I Can Always Listen To by MrAboki: 11:33am On Sep 24, 2013

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Kim - Eminem (Marshall Marthers LP)

Stan - Eminem (Marshall Mathers LP)

Puke - Eminem (The Eminem Show)

Shit on you - D12

TV/Movies › Re: Post Your links to Movies, Trailers & Series here by MrAboki: 11:18am On Sep 24, 2013

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Bleep NO!!!!!!

Chucky is back?! :O shocked

Entertainment › Re: 72 Yr Old Billionaire Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu Marries 26year Old Bride (PICTURE) by MrAboki: 10:59am On Sep 24, 2013

Hmmm..

She is either a 'Gold Digger' or she has 'extreme Daddy issues'..

Politics › Re: LAGBUS Crushes Soldier To Death In Lagos Yesterday by MrAboki: 10:55am On Sep 24, 2013

Reptyle: He was wrong to be riding a bike on a road upon which bikes are banned. The bus driver was however at fault according to eyewitnesses, for not been more careful thus leading to the loss of a life.

Well Said...

However, the matter of the Driver being at fault remains a matter of Jurisprudence. Lets assume that the allowed speed limit on that road was 90Km/hr and the Bus driver hit that pothole at that exact speed;

1. Would we blame the driver for hitting a pothole that shouldnt have been there in the first place?!

2. Do we blame the driver for losing control of his vehicle as a result of an 'Anormaly' in the road?!

3. Do we blame the driver for killing a Pedestrian or Motor cyclist that shouldnt have been on that road at all _{as a result of point number 2 above?!}?!

4. How do we say the driver was reckless?! What if he lost control as a result of a burst tyre?! Would we still balme him for killing a motorcyclist as a result of something beyond his control?! What if it was a vehicle that lost its tyre rod _{Like most Hondas}, Do we blame the driver as well?!

_{Finally:: It will biol down to a matter of he said|she said.. The driver can maintain that he wasnt speeding.. And any judge will agree. Its like a case of knocking down a pesdestrian crossing the express road in Nigeria.. The matter is simply ajudged 'manslaughter' and its normally settled with the Police asking you to please assist in the burial of the deceased.}

Politics › Re: LAGBUS Crushes Soldier To Death In Lagos Yesterday by MrAboki: 10:47am On Sep 24, 2013

Xano: you are not a lawyer. You don't know how many count charge the driver will be charged with. Murder(manslaughter),attempted murder, bodily harm, reckless driving, damage to property,etc

1. Murder?! - I think not.. This case lacks the Mens Rea & Actus Rea for it to be murder. For murder to occur, These two elements must be there.

2. Manslaughter - Thats all that this is.. And not all manslaughter cases carry jail time.

3. Attempted Murder - Of who?! The passenger I guess?! Well.. That charge wouldnt stick. You have to prove that the Drivers intent was to kill the passenger as well, and that would be an uphill task for any prosecutor to prove.

4. Bodily Harm:: Hmmm... Again, How do you prove this. He didnt go out of his way to harm them They just so happened to be riding ILLEGALLY on a road that they werent meant to be on, thus getting involved in an accident _{Assuming gthey were not even responsible for the driver hitting that pothole in the first place}

5. Reckless Driving: I believe that this charge is for the Dead soldier and not the driver...

6. Damage to Property: Thats for the BRT|Lagos State government to bring against the dead soldier..

Just in case you are thinking of more chrages to bring against the Driver:

7. Hit and Run:: This one might stick.. But the driver would have a good defence if he turns himself into the police willfully..

_{FINALLY: The driver is inncent of all charges except 'Hit & run" as it is an offence to flee the scene of an accident in Nigeria.. Other than this, he is clean. The Soldier knew what the risks were for riding on a road illegally and paid the ultimate price. He would have been charged to court if he didnt die from the accident. The passenger should also give thanks go Olisa bi na igwe for her life..

And No. I'm not a lawyer.. Just an Aboki.}

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Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Chioma Okeke by MrAboki: 10:34am On Sep 24, 2013

yvy1: She looks like she has featured in a Wesley Pipes' video.

OP seriously wth is she? What is she? What does she do? What is the aim of this cheap publicity?

You know Weslay Pipes!!!?? shocked

Politics › Re: Rivers State VS Rwanda: Why Amaechi Should Is An Underachiever by MrAboki: 9:58am On Sep 24, 2013

ask4double: Shut up ur dirty mouth Mr, i reside here in rivers ok? how many of these projects are completed? either they are still on going or have been abandoned for reasons best known to the useless governor.

Your bad belle sha...

You must think that rome was built in a day..

Politics › Re: LAGBUS Crushes Soldier To Death In Lagos Yesterday by MrAboki: 9:48am On Sep 24, 2013

Godjone: you sound lıke a senceless beıng that need redemptıon. Where ın the eye wıtness account was the soldıer fauty? Go and get ur soul locked up ın the cage tıll eternıty. I.d.ı.o.t

_{Bros!!

Points of correction::

1. Scenceless is spelt SENSELESS..

2. Fauty is actually FAULTY..

3. The Soldier may not at fault, but the soldier was wrong.. I hope you can understand this point.

A'salam Aleikum!}

Politics › Re: Jonathan Approves Pensions For Colonial Officers by MrAboki: 9:40am On Sep 24, 2013

NEXT:: Compensation for Nigerian Slaves that were shipped abroad... grin

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Politics › Re: LAGBUS Crushes Soldier To Death In Lagos Yesterday by MrAboki: 9:34am On Sep 24, 2013

sasview: The bridge is damn bad if not fix this may be a child play, had the driver not run probably he would have been a dead man now.

Remote cause of the accident = bad road
Immediate cause = careless driving
Biking on highway = I 'm above the law syndrome

Who is to blame Government, Driver or the soldier?

Everyone in this order;

Soldier: Commited suicide by delibrately putting himself in harms way. If it wasnt a bad bridge, it might as well have been a burst tyre or failed brakes, or even braking suddenly.. THE SOLDIER SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN ON THAT BRIDGE RIDING A BIKE

DRIVER:: Has the least blame.. We dont know the speed he was doing for sure. If the road was bad, anybody could have fallen victim. He tried to control the vehicle and had the Bike not been riding on that bridge illegally, he would have brought his vehicle back under control after hitting that section on the bridge without any casualty..

GOVERNMENT:: Eko oni ba je o!! Fashola is truly working.. grin

Working on killing as many Lagosians via road accidents as possible.. grin

_FINALLY:: Lets not attribute this to bad driving.. The Driver was not responsible for the pothole being there. Anybody could have hit that pothole.

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Family › Re: Lessons To Teach Your Daughter That She Will Never Forget... By Alison Bryant by MrAboki: 9:25am On Sep 24, 2013

Lessons for my girls..

1. It is a Mans World.. : Dont ever forget this.

2. Women are the weaker sex:: #Fact.. So they must work hard to get stronger. Both mentally, physically and financially..

3. Vaginas are her most powerful physical attribute:: Yes!! I'll make them understand the power of their coochie.. Let them know that if they abuse it, it loses its power. They must protect it at all cost. It can get them to the top or pull them to the bottom. It can pull down empires and build up temples.

4. Gender Equality is a myth:: Men and women are not equal.. However, that does not make women lesser beings..

5. Intelligence over Pusssiie:: Education is Power.. A well educated woman with brains, can rule the world. Add her sex appeal and beauty to it and she can even see God.

Politics › Re: LAGBUS Crushes Soldier To Death In Lagos Yesterday by MrAboki: 9:00am On Sep 24, 2013

Ngwakwe: This is not the first and probably others (not cyclists) have been involved on the same bridge

Wether the bridge is bad, good or whatever...

Points to note;

1. The Bike shouldnt have been on that road. Maybe its because of such dangers that they would be exposed to that prompted such a law.

2. Even pedestrians have no business being on highways either.

3. Maybe if the Guy were in a car rather than a Bike, we would be talking about an accident and not a 'Fatality'.

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Politics › Re: Rivers State VS Rwanda: Why Amaechi Should Is An Underachiever by MrAboki: 8:55am On Sep 24, 2013

Rossikk: You must be a blind bat or an ignoramus. Biafrangirl said clearly that ''we can see clearly from these pictures that no city in Nigeria can match Kigali''. In a perfectly logical response, I then proceeded to post a few pics of Abuja to show her that she is talking absolute rubbish, and then a dumb oaf like you comes up to say.... what?

Bros...

You see where deadbody full, dey wonder why Vultures dey gather the area..

A retaard OP started a thread comparing A Country's capital to a State..

Pointing to Money as if that is the only criteria that matters when comparing.

Celebrities › Re: Wow! Is This Nadia Buari’s Most Beautiful Photo Ever??? Romantic. by MrAboki: 8:40am On Sep 24, 2013

OBOY!!!

Thank you MARY KAY!!

Politics › Re: LAGBUS Crushes Soldier To Death In Lagos Yesterday by MrAboki: 8:38am On Sep 24, 2013

ayusco85: Apportioning blame won't wake the dead. Fix the damn bridge and arrest the driver. Why did he fled the scene if he aint guilty?

He fled out of fear.. Abi you dont know Nigeria again?! Talkless of a matter where the dead person now happens to be a soldier..

If this were a sane country, the guy would not have run..
The Biker seems to be a fault because from the looks of that picture, that road is not one on which bikes are allowed to to ply on.
The max the driver would face would be manslaughter.. And I doubt he would get any jail time.

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Politics › Re: LAGBUS Crushes Soldier To Death In Lagos Yesterday by MrAboki: 8:35am On Sep 24, 2013

Ngwakwe: The person could still be a pedestrian at that spot.

No excuses for the carelessness of the LAGBUS driver, this is so pathetic.

Look at that Picture as well..

Should a Pedestrian be on that road?!

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Politics › Re: LAGBUS Crushes Soldier To Death In Lagos Yesterday by MrAboki: 8:21am On Sep 24, 2013

Is a Bike supposed to be on that road for starters?!

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Politics › Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by MrAboki: 7:31pm On Sep 23, 2013

Who dey here?? I say who dey here?? Abi i don deaf fa!!

Gimme 1 fiure water and 100 Naira Akwara kia kia..

_{**Whispers to Mondi Cheeks..** Abeg take my kettle go vackyard por 2 bottles of Squadron mixed with 1 Alomo inside..}

Abeg na who sabi where Spambot live? angry

Sapmbot na Vastard!! Why I go ban me for no reason.. angry

Shege danburuba iska danbanza Spambot..

**Drinks water from kettle**

Family › Re: Lessons To Teach Your Daughter That She Will Never Forget... By Alison Bryant by MrAboki: 3:30pm On Sep 23, 2013

Lessons to my daughter

Avoid Yerima and his crew.

Avoid Fani Kayode and his people..

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Health › Re: Boy, 13, Has No Reproductive Organs (Photo) by MrAboki: 3:27pm On Sep 23, 2013

adeaugustus: how do you know his a boy?

Na wah for you o!!

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