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PoliticsRe: Video Of Godwin Emefiele In DSS Custody, Being Flown To Abuja by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:09pm On Jun 10, 2023
why are they even flying him in private jets? they should transport him the way they transport criminals na.... aka boot VIP

CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Ditches Makeup And Wig To Show Up At Father’s Birthday Party As A Man by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:02pm On Jun 10, 2023
the faces of HIPOCRISY!!!! which one of them even accepts his yeye lifestyle?! if my son is into any type of yeye lifestyle that i dont approve of, as much as i will always love you, YOU AINT INVITED TO ANY BDAYs, PARTYs, FAMILY GATHERINGs etc... you stay on your side and be merry over there.
RomanceRe: Man: Ex who aborted against my wishes, won't find a Lover Like Me. What Do I Do? by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:49pm On Jun 10, 2023
Dimaya:
Interesting. It depends on the quality of men in her circle.
Uni admission was the priority in her life, not men...
EducationRe: A White Man Talking About His Nigeria Visa by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:20pm On Jun 09, 2023
sacajawea:
You sure of this??
at $250 for a tourist visa for some nationalities (like Indian citizen for example), it is by far one of the most expensive tourist visa fee out there.
FamilyRe: My Wife Has Not Allowed Me Touch Her by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:17pm On Jun 09, 2023
MrSly:
4am is one of those most enjoyable time to sleep. So you mean they should sacrifice a satisfying sleep on the alter of kpomo and pric.
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/pamyup.gif
CelebritiesRe: Time To Leave A Girl by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:44pm On Jun 09, 2023
sadly, many men stay with these women and bring out more goodies because THE STRUGGLE IS REAL... and many of these pay-as-you-go babes end up fukcing the dude to "thank him for his generosity" and have him continue giving them more.

some men out there are only after the toto, and nothing else....so the minute the babes hands it over, then its an easy way of a win-win situation. its easier to throw some bones at an olosho than to deal with a GF fulltime. an olosho only demands for money, a GF needs your care/attention/emotions/communication/time/space/opinion etc
RomanceRe: "Man Gets Sued After Leaving His Blind Date And Her 23 Relatives At Restaurant." by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:39pm On Jun 09, 2023
this dude is the one to be blamed as he should have said:"HELL NO!", the minute she came over with ONE extra guest (let alone 23)... but this fool smiled and let these greedy idiots believe that he was gonna pay for all their foods, and allowed them to order and even take cigarettes and alcohol bottles?! thats foul!

how beautiful was the babe that he allowed himself to be catfished like that?!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Can You Walk 2am In Nigeria Freely Like I Am Doing In Uk Now by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:33pm On Jun 09, 2023
there are neighborhoods in East/north London, you dont dare do the above unless you live (and/or are well known) there.
there use to be a crackhead street between Brixton and Streatham hills, and if you did the above, you would be ROBBED ON SIGHT!
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Attorneys Resign Amid Indictment over Classified Documents. by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:30pm On Jun 09, 2023
as they say:" when your house is on fire, try to save the furnitures and GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE SHARP SHARP!"

sadly, every man has the right to a defense team so i am sure many will be quick to offer their services to replace this lawyer, from this already lost case.
Jokes EtcRe: 13-year-old Girl Spends N40 Million Of Parents’ Savings On To Play Games by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:25pm On Jun 09, 2023
blame the yeye parents (of that future hacker) who had no idea what their yeye pikin is up to NOR whats going on with their bank account.
RomanceRe: See What I Saw On Tinder [pics] by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:56pm On Jun 09, 2023
yet some yeye desperate fools might still swipe RIGHT, lol!
RomanceRe: Man: Ex who aborted against my wishes, won't find a Lover Like Me. What Do I Do? by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:53pm On Jun 09, 2023
both of you are deluded IGNORAMUS!
as much as this woman was foolish enough to have had unprotected sex with you (if she wasnt prepared to get pregnant)... just because YOU wanted a baby, doesnt mean that she must have one against her will, regardless of how she feels about it. is it? its obvious her uni admission is more important TO HER than starting a family with you.

as for you saying that she will never find anyone better than you, its the DUMBEST thing you can possibly say. she doesnt care about you and/or what you desire, accept it and protect yourself in the future! she can easily find someone 1000 times better than you. claiming that you are the best man a woman can ever have is not only deluded, its the JOKE OF THE DAY!
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Never Wanted To Raise A Child Alone’ – Davido’s Babymama Sophia Momodu Cries by MrBrownJay1(m):
OLODO!!!!! if thats the case then you A) shouldnt have unprotected sex with anybody or B) should make sure that you are married to that man before having unprotected sex with him.
Foreign AffairsRe: Syrian Refugee Stabs Four Children In French Town (Warning: Graphic Content) by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:32pm On Jun 09, 2023
t2luv1:
Get this through your cement brain Not all Muslims are terrorists but Most terrorist tends to be Muslim. Free Country that's just my opinion
... and you are entitled to your yeye opinion.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Is Heading To MLS, Decides To Join Inter Miami by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:55pm On Jun 09, 2023
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SportsRe: I Was NEVER Happy At PSG — Lionel Messi On Transfer Decision - Pulse Sports by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:47pm On Jun 09, 2023
PARADIZEPRIEST:
nehmah,both of them speak their Spanish bla bla blaa,messi cant learn other people's language.messi is very lazy learning other people's language,now he is missing Barcelona,because he cant learn simple french language,common to speak small English in awards, he cant. Yet he dey dey collect their moneyangry
NEWSFLASH: Neymar is from Brasil and speak PORTUGUESE (not Spanish)....furthermore, Argentina's BIGGEST FOOTBALL RIVAL is by faaaaaaar Brasil!
CrimeRe: Goat Thief Handcuffed & Forced To Carry The Goat Behind Him (pics/video) by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:32pm On Jun 09, 2023
the fact that this goat thief is still alive is what is most amazing here...
CultureRe: Why Tribalism Is Far More Worse Than Racism. by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:20pm On Jun 09, 2023
a racist is a stranger from a different race/world. tribalism is worse because its from your own people.... from your own country/race.
RomanceRe: Is This Sex Aftermath Only Peculiar To Me Or Everyone Else Experiences It? by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:18pm On Jun 09, 2023
NessieRey:
Why do I have to deal with washing so much dirt from my ball sacs a day after I have ejaculated during sex? Please is this peculiar to just me or are there other guys experiencing it?
even if/when you clean your ball sack right after sex? regardless of who the woman is?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Soul Mate Needed In Benin City...30 - 45 Years : Educated, Working, Not Fat. by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:13pm On Jun 09, 2023
you have so many profiles on NL, sounds like the "scammer" is you.... ( imagrg, Gee64, Daddycash)
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Have The Right To Ask Him His Whereabouts - Nigerian Woman Laments by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:51pm On Jun 09, 2023
thats because you are in a r/ship wth your own self.... while this man lives his life as a single man!
SportsRe: Disappointment As Sweden Distance Self From Hosting Sex Championship by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:47pm On Jun 09, 2023
it was all a publicity stunt from a Swedish strip club owner to try to get trending for his place... European sex championship in a strip club
RomanceRe: Messy Romp With My Best Friend’s Mom by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:46pm On Jun 09, 2023
NOLLY SUPERSTORY TELLERS OF NL, una weldone!

FamilyRe: My Wife Has Not Allowed Me Touch Her by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:31pm On Jun 09, 2023
- so for the past 18months they couldnt afford to buy a door?
- is it so difficult for them to put a sheet on the door frame (for privacy)?
- how do they get dressed if there is no door for privacy?
- 4am sex when all the kids are asleep is out of the question too?
RomanceRe: Career Ladies Have Changed Marriage Age To 35...? by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:26pm On Jun 09, 2023
to each their own... if someone wants to marry at 18/35 or 65 then so be it. why should it be a problem to us men if some women want to focus on their career first and marry late?! if a man is ready at 25, then he should look for whatever woman he desires THAT IS READY TO GET MARRIED. et voila!
RomanceRe: Is It compulsory I Get Something For My Girlfriend On Her Birthday? by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:21pm On Jun 09, 2023
Gabreil2121:
Her birthday is next week?
YES IT IS COMPULSORY...but the catch is that what you get her doesnt have to be costly. it could simply be something as low as 1000Nairas if thats what you can afford. as they say, its the gesture that matters (especially if you are broke).
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pregnant Woman And Mumu Husband Goes Completely Naked For A Baby Bump Photoshoot by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:04pm On Jun 09, 2023
LA click LA Bendel state
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Is This Photoshop? Or AI? Or What? Check Out These Very Shocking Images. by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:04pm On Jun 09, 2023
definitely AI
SportsRe: I Was NEVER Happy At PSG — Lionel Messi On Transfer Decision - Pulse Sports by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:58pm On Jun 09, 2023
how can he be happy...when there was 2 players better/fitter than him, just as good as him (if not better) in that team?!?!?

the youths are the future of football and even though the above is one of the greatest player ever, he is now old and cant play at the top for 90mins any longer.

NEWSFLASH: he wont be happy at Miami either when they finish bottom of the league (as they are right now)... or maybe they think he will dribble pass everyone and score 20goals per match (like they thought CR7 would, lol)?
RomanceRe: What Do You Do When A Girl Has A Serious Boyfriend And Still Possessive Of You by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:52pm On Jun 09, 2023
Goldstear:
I remember one time when this chick came to sleep in my house.
Actually we have been fuxking for some time now bt that day happened to be the first time she came to sleep over.
We av already established an understanding that she has serious guys, ex's and lots of fuxker. So that early morning, a female friend came visiting and this girl that slept over got really pissed. She nearly started drama. Infact it was like heaven fell that day and she wanted to make it looks like we had something serious.
I had to discharge her with my own craze too. Cos me nor send her message...
What do you do when a girl with serious boyfriend is acting clinging to you ?
like a child who want all the toys for themselves and dont want any other kids to play with the toys....only solution is to sit her down one day and RIGHTFULLY PUT HER IN HER PLACE. aka tell her that she aint shiiit but a toto to mount and she has no authority/value over any women you may have in your life.

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