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Romance › Re: Has Anyone Seen Mzdarkskin by MrCork: 4:44pm On Mar 07, 2024
190:
grin grin

ar-sehole

We are married now (yes offenceee)
Of cose u are married to a tree. Dunce wink
Romance › Why Do All Men Enjoy Going Down On A Female? by MrCork(op): 4:25pm On Mar 07, 2024
Serrrrriouuuusly, we love it so much we been thinkin about this for the last 2 month & juss cant figure out why? we love it

* why do we honnestly enjoy to go down south on a woman repeatedly??....why?*

MATURE CONTRIBUTIONS PLEASE!!! smiley
Romance › Re: As A Lady Open Your Eyes And Read. by MrCork: 2:24pm On Mar 07, 2024
toujurs:
In as much as I create topics, to scold women, as a lady never settle or waste your time with a less ambitious man. You will only end up shaming yourself.

Be wise, Especially the smart and hardworking women out there, not these urgent 2k thieves, i mean women that work hard to make a living, not the hungry ones, doing friends with benefits so they can eat, never settle for a broke man, broke men are less ambitious. And it will only end in tears.

As a lady, you deserve to be taken care of, but bad govt leadership has made this very hard by , genuine, decent men. Because so many men, who should be fighting for good governance has been sold off, for a quarter bag of rice

Most men who can offer this, are internet fraudsters, who would bang you, to count scores,

This is for those decent ladies, who are approached by razz men, be cautious about who you date, if he can't explain his source of income, dump him, if he is an internet fraudster, dump him.

I don't think a responsible man can dump off a decent
lady just like that, you all have been dating like mercy of bbn. Too selfish.

Too many selfish interests, and interests your parents couldn't provide for you.
Wot are u askin ladies to open??....is dat all u tink about.sexxx??tha heck is wrong wit u people??...dont u ha shame sir?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: As A Lady Open Your Eyes And Read. by MrCork: 2:22pm On Mar 07, 2024
toujurs:
In as much as I create topics, to scold women, as a lady never settle or waste your time with a less ambitious man. You will only end up shaming yourself.

Be wise, Especially the smart and hardworking women out there, not these urgent 2k thieves, i mean women that work hard to make a living, not the hungry ones, doing friends with benefits so they can eat, never settle for a broke man, broke men are less ambitious. And it will only end in tears.

As a lady, you deserve to be taken care of, but bad govt leadership has made this very hard by , genuine, decent men. Because so many men, who should be fighting for good governance has been sold off, for a quarter bag of rice

Most men who can offer this, are internet fraudsters, who would bang you, to count scores,

This is for those decent ladies, who are approached by razz men, be cautious about who you date, if he can't explain his source of income, dump him, if he is an internet fraudster, dump him.

I don't think a responsible man can dump off a decent
lady just like that, you all have been dating like mercy of bbn. Too selfish.

Too many selfish interests, and interests your parents couldn't provide for you.
angry
Romance › Re: Tinubu Why ?? by MrCork: 2:17pm On Mar 07, 2024
Update147:
I'm in pains. The suffer in the land is real. TINUBU why huh
Romance section is strictly for chassssin women i beg.....who is tinumbo?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Has Anyone Seen Mzdarkskin by MrCork: 2:13pm On Mar 07, 2024
190:
suck my bunda! angry
YOU STALKING A FEMALE WHO REJECTED U
TWICE ...10YEARS & U STILL STALKING HER ...they need to lock u up..officially.....dunce!(((REAL TALK))) smiley
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by MrCork: 12:48pm On Mar 07, 2024
Ezechi18:
I will go straight on this!

She came to my side on 6th February, we had se'X using the pull out method without protection.
She was supposed to see her period at that month but nothing show, on the 2nd March, she carried out test and told me she pregnant.

We are in our final in school.
I want a child because am the only son of my parent but she want abortion because of shame as to when she will go back to school, She's a churchy kind of girl and people know her very well.

I promised her marriage but don't know how to do it after the abortion.
Although am broke as well.
Is she lightskin or dakskin?? angry
Romance › Re: Hell Is Real![proof!] by MrCork: 12:34pm On Mar 07, 2024
KBORN:
Thanks for the kind words.I get a little strength from it.maybe everything is not money,afterall.
I even respet u more for dat statement *EVERYTHING IS NOT ALL ABOUT MOINEY*
it simply shows the kinda individual u are..YOU GOTS PRINCIPLES...i salute. The worst thin i hate to see is guys coming to nairaland to beg for moiney. ..no class.
STAY BLESSED. ALL IS WELL. TRUSSSS ME!! angry
Romance › Re: Hell Is Real![proof!] by MrCork: 12:24pm On Mar 07, 2024
KBORN:
It just dawned on me last night that the infamously fabled hell is right here.
It happened that i'm being owed in arrears at my work and the past months have been hellish.So i sold my SD CARD on my way back last night[1k] and after transport,all i got left was #600.I bought garri[4 milk cups].On getting home,we[wife and kids]roughed it up but the baby of the house was not having any of it but i forced down some garri water down his throat!
I don't know what we will eat today and am considering selling phone but for the ridiculous offers i get.Like how will sell a phone worth 40k for 10k?
As i type on empty stomach,it started dawning on me that there should be no other place called hell than here!
Bro..this is not true. .....hell nooooòo

Hell exist if u belif. I dont.
You juss going thru a phase.
All is well......trusss me!!!! smiley
Romance › Re: Hell Is Real![proof!] by MrCork: 12:14pm On Mar 07, 2024
KBORN:
It just dawned on me last night that the infamously fabled hell is right here.
It happened that i'm being owed in arrears at my work and the past months have been hellish.So i sold my SD CARD on my way back last night[1k] and after transport,all i got left was #600.I bought garri[4 milk cups].On getting home,we[wife and kids]roughed it up but the baby of the house was not having any of it but i forced down some garri water down his throat!
I don't know what we will eat today and am considering selling phone but for the ridiculous offers i get.Like how will sell a phone worth 40k for 10k?
As i type on empty stomach,it started dawning on me that there should be no other place called hell than here!
Bro..romance section striìctly for chassssin women...so please i beg..,kindly export yor hell story to christian section!!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Hell Is Real![proof!] by MrCork: 12:12pm On Mar 07, 2024
KBORN:
It just dawned on me last night that the infamously fabled hell is right here.
It happened that i'm being owed in arrears at my work and the past months have been hellish.So i sold my SD CARD on my way back last night[1k] and after transport,all i got left was #600.I bought garri[4 milk cups].On getting home,we[wife and kids]roughed it up but the baby of the house was not having any of it but i forced down some garri water down his throat!
I don't know what we will eat today and am considering selling phone but for the ridiculous offers i get.Like how will sell a phone worth 40k for 10k?
As i type on empty stomach,it started dawning on me that there should be no other place called hell than here!
angry
Romance › Re: Nigeria Culture And The Attack On Left-handed People. by MrCork: 10:33am On Mar 07, 2024
Localemperor:
Being a left handed person in Nigeria has not being easy. People would always want you to give them things with right hand, they perceived that using left hand brings bad luck and most people would not even collect when you use the left hand.

Why do people believe that collecting things with left hand is bad and would bring bad luck, is there a cultural backing.

Studies suggest that approximately 10% of the world population are left-handed.
Cant u learn kung-fu??(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Nigeria Culture And The Attack On Left-handed People. by MrCork: 10:33am On Mar 07, 2024
Localemperor:
Being a left handed person in Nigeria has not being easy. People would always want you to give them things with right hand, they perceived that using left hand brings bad luck and most people would not even collect when you use the left hand.

Why do people believe that collecting things with left hand is bad and would bring bad luck, is there a cultural backing.

Studies suggest that approximately 10% of the world population are left-handed.
angry
Romance › Re: Guys Pls Help Everyone U Can Esp Girls Unconditionally by MrCork: 9:46am On Mar 07, 2024
Goodlady:
That's not what he meant. He said people like you should epp and not be a predator when you are to help!
Never take advantage of women if you no want life to take advantage of you!
APOLOGY NOT ACCCCEPTED!!!
cant u see he tryin to fuk a 13 year old chick??,wots his business wit wot 13year old babes are doin. OP IS A PETERFILE & SHOULD BE CHARGE FOR HOMOSEXULITY AGAINST 13 year old women...pirrrrriod...& if u sopppot him..u belong in jail sir!!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Has Anyone Seen Mzdarkskin by MrCork: 7:14am On Mar 07, 2024
190:
[color=RED]Hey Romance section

Has anyone on here recently been in contact or in touch with Mzdarkskin angry

If you have kindly ask her to HMU on facebook ASAP!

MzD if you still on here reach out to me ASAP

TY![/color]
Anyways...son...Mzdakskin is one of my bababy mama...so MOVE ON!!!!!(NO OOFENCSE) angry
Romance › Re: Has Anyone Seen Mzdarkskin by MrCork: 7:11am On Mar 07, 2024
190:
No job grin
^^^^unemployed mofolick ilitararte dumbo.
Ok son...Send me yor accccount nomba angry
Romance › Re: Guys Pls Help Everyone U Can Esp Girls Unconditionally by MrCork: 12:49am On Mar 07, 2024
Quality20:
Guys, pls times are hard and girls feel this hardship even more with some getting vulnerable to prostitution. Guys if any girl driven by hardship seeks for ur help, just help unconditionally . Don't ask for hookup in return. Remain blessed.
So u want us to hav sexxx wit men instead of women becozz u hate girls....corrrrect? are u ok in the head sir? We shold hate women coz u dont want dem?(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Pls Help Everyone U Can Esp Girls Unconditionally by MrCork: 12:46am On Mar 07, 2024
Quality20:
Guys, pls times are hard and girls feel this hardship even more with some getting vulnerable to prostitution. Guys if any girl driven by hardship seeks for ur help, just help unconditionally . Don't ask for hookup in return. Remain blessed.
angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by MrCork: 12:44am On Mar 07, 2024
Cloudflare:
I'll go straight to the point!

Yesterday a guy entered our shop building, it's obvious he came to do a POS transfer because there's a POS close to us in the shop.

My neighbour brought out his food to eat and then called me to join him to which I told him I have already eaten. Just then, this guy that came to do the POS transfer told my neighbour if I was the only person he saw to invite, that he should invite him too! We thought the guy was joking ooo, my neighbour jokingly invited him, this guy took the pure water on the table, washed his hands and ate all the food in the plate (it was eba and egusi soup). It's obvious he was badly hungry and haven't eaten since morning.

Meanwhile, the werey guy took his phone, called the girl he sent 5k to via POS, to inquire if she has received the money. The idiot was like "hello baby have you received the money"? My neighbour and I refused to allow the guy leave the building until he paid for that food he ate. How come you haven't eaten as a guy yet you rushed and sent a girl 5k (a girl who's probably with another guy at the moment?) Just to please her?
Ok...So u upset becuzz yor friends pay a girl 5k for sexxx in yor building....corrrrect?cant u find yor own prostitutes??..are u ok sir!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by MrCork: 12:42am On Mar 07, 2024
Cloudflare:
I'll go straight to the point!

Yesterday a guy entered our shop building, it's obvious he came to do a POS transfer because there's a POS close to us in the shop.

My neighbour brought out his food to eat and then called me to join him to which I told him I have already eaten. Just then, this guy that came to do the POS transfer told my neighbour if I was the only person he saw to invite, that he should invite him too! We thought the guy was joking ooo, my neighbour jokingly invited him, this guy took the pure water on the table, washed his hands and ate all the food in the plate (it was eba and egusi soup). It's obvious he was badly hungry and haven't eaten since morning.

Meanwhile, the werey guy took his phone, called the girl he sent 5k to via POS, to inquire if she has received the money. The idiot was like "hello baby have you received the money"? My neighbour and I refused to allow the guy leave the building until he paid for that food he ate. How come you haven't eaten as a guy yet you rushed and sent a girl 5k (a girl who's probably with another guy at the moment?) Just to please her?
angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 10:05pm On Mar 06, 2024
prospernoah:
Good evening fellow Guys

I'm very new to this dating thing and need some advice.

I don order friend with benefits online before from Bigo where we knack and stuff.
But this time around I'm looking to get a girl, normal hunting levels. She seems highly interested and I got her number, we text and talk on call as well so I invited her to my house.

First time, she didn't respond clearly.

So I though maybe she was scared since she no too know me well like that so I gave her another chance; this time I asked to meet up for somewhere (table for two) for kilimanjaro since she is afraid of coming to my side.

Then she asked for my location and the transport fare to get there (500 naira).

I told her to come on Sunday and she agreed.
This Sunday she no come.

I no kuku bother to call and ask her why...

so I'm thinking maybe she didn't come because I didn't send her transport.

Niggas, my question now is; Was I supposed to have sent her transport fare? When no be say I order hookuphuh??
Since she's highly interested in me.

Is she not suppose to come with her own money?

I want to know if that's the way Naija girls usually do.

I'm already thinking about moving on to other options, but thinking maybe I need to give her last chance.

What do you think?
She lightskin or dakskin?? angry
Romance › Re: What A 13 Year Old Girl Told Me About Boys by MrCork: 5:19pm On Mar 06, 2024
Balablue64:
In a Nigerian of today, especially in this tinubu era the average Nigerian girl sees boys as a means to cash out.
A 13 year old girl once told me that she needs a guy to take care of her needs, that she needs pussy tightner and waist chain in order to make guys want her, i said chai!
As early as 13 years this girl has female friends who are way older in prostitution and most of them has kids, these are the people who taught her to use what u have to get what you want.
That is why as a man to be a simp is not good at all and am talking of SIMPING WITH YOUR MONEY.
Any man who buys iPhone for girl just to have pussy deserve life sentence.
And any man who writes love letter or chases a girl for one month then gets rewarded with pussy is a fooooil.
When 13 years old girl don dey look for pussey tightner what will a 56 year old woman now do.
How i do it is when i mix action bitters with aboki burantashi after taking it i go to the brothel and cool my mind and i don't pay pass 2k.
I don impregnate girl before wey i no look because i paid her before shining her Morocco.
YOU SHOD BE ARRRRESTED FOR HOMOSEXUALITY....HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT SEXXX WIT 13 YEAR OLD BABE...SHAME ON U....U must be arrrested sir!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: If You are broke, QUIT TOASTING women..pirrriod!!!!! by MrCork(op): 4:46pm On Mar 06, 2024
190:
Your fada
Goood news is u as dumb as they come. No need to reply u.(((THANK ME LATER)) angry
Romance › Re: If You are broke, QUIT TOASTING women..pirrriod!!!!! by MrCork(op): 4:45pm On Mar 06, 2024
Paulinho59:
Plz can u help a brother with just 15k... my left ear got blocked since last week Wednesday and I don’t have money to go to the hospital. If it touches ur heart to help plz send it here. 7039021323, Chukwuemeka Emmanuel, Opay
I dont help males...man helping man is gay..
Our job has men is to help & protect only women...not men sir. Helpin another man is gay...100% gay * unaceptable!! angry
Romance › Re: What A 13 Year Old Girl Told Me About Boys by MrCork: 4:42pm On Mar 06, 2024
Balablue64:
Where was it written there that i toasted her, are you sick in the head?
I will pray for you because no need to curse the cursed.
I mean look at the way you write its obvious.
TOOO LATE TO APOLOGICE..U A PETERFLILE SIR!!
Why are u takin to 13 year old babe for sexxx for?in London u would hav beeen arrrested as a child molessstor peterfile. So u ashame we expose u ..abi. DONT APOLOGICE...TOO LATE...U BEEN EXPOSE..go n apologice to her & the police!!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 4:39pm On Mar 06, 2024
DaddyRochie1642:
MrCork to slap you dey hungry me
You can try if u want to die fast!! angry
Romance › Re: I Feel Disgusted With Myself by MrCork: 2:11pm On Mar 06, 2024
fancy4eve:
did you even consider God b4 committing a taboo,
I still dont know y pple lyk dat re still on planet earth, u re suppose to b caged lyk lion in d zoo, so Same will not repeat it sel again.
Did j mention am Londoner & i drive juss a ordnarrry range rover,only £28,000..cash. juss in case u ask??
anyways gimmmme yor, quick!!(no oofencsece) smiley
Romance › Re: I Feel Disgusted With Myself by MrCork: 2:09pm On Mar 06, 2024
fancy4eve:
did you even consider God b4 committing a taboo,
I still dont know y pple lyk dat re still on planet earth, u re suppose to b caged lyk lion in d zoo, so Same will not repeat it sel again.
angry
Romance › Re: What A 13 Year Old Girl Told Me About Boys by MrCork: 2:08pm On Mar 06, 2024
Balablue64:
In a Nigerian of today, especially in this tinubu era the average Nigerian girl sees boys as a means to cash out.
A 13 year old girl once told me that she needs a guy to take care of her needs, that she needs pussy tightner and waist chain in order to make guys want her, i said chai!
As early as 13 years this girl has female friends who are way older in prostitution and most of them has kids, these are the people who taught her to use what u have to get what you want.
That is why as a man to be a simp is not good at all and am talking of SIMPING WITH YOUR MONEY.
Any man who buys iPhone for girl just to have pussy deserve life sentence.
And any man who writes love letter or chases a girl for one month then gets rewarded with pussy is a fooooil.
When 13 years old girl don dey look for pussey tightner what will a 56 year old woman now do.
How i do it is when i mix action bitters with aboki burantashi after taking it i go to the brothel and cool my mind and i don't pay pass 2k.
I don impregnate girl before wey i no look because i paid her before shining her Morocco.
WTF!!!!
Why are u toasting 13year old chick...are u a peter file?...ARE U OK IN THE HEAD SIR??(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: What A 13 Year Old Girl Told Me About Boys by MrCork: 2:06pm On Mar 06, 2024
Balablue64:
In a Nigerian of today, especially in this tinubu era the average Nigerian girl sees boys as a means to cash out.
A 13 year old girl once told me that she needs a guy to take care of her needs, that she needs pussy tightner and waist chain in order to make guys want her, i said chai!
As early as 13 years this girl has female friends who are way older in prostitution and most of them has kids, these are the people who taught her to use what u have to get what you want.
That is why as a man to be a simp is not good at all and am talking of SIMPING WITH YOUR MONEY.
Any man who buys iPhone for girl just to have pussy deserve life sentence.
And any man who writes love letter or chases a girl for one month then gets rewarded with pussy is a fooooil.
When 13 years old girl don dey look for pussey tightner what will a 56 year old woman now do.
How i do it is when i mix action bitters with aboki burantashi after taking it i go to the brothel and cool my mind and i don't pay pass 2k.
I don impregnate girl before wey i no look because i paid her before shining her Morocco.
angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 12:15pm On Mar 06, 2024
Martdc:
I found out she lied to me about something, but she apologized after I confronted her about it. She begged, cried and promised never to do it again.

I know she has lied a couple of times in our 8 months of being together, and i never talked about them because i understood why she acted that way, but it was different this time around and I couldn’t keep shut.

I act like it’s all good, but i no longer have any iota of trust for her anymore. She has promised to win back my trust, but i see every word as a lie now.

Any advice?
She a big lier...bro gimmme her nomba so i can find out why she lie. Is she lightskin sir?(no oofencsece) angry

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