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RomanceRe: Is This Guy Being Serious Or Mentally Ill? I want to make him famous! by MrCork: 2:10pm On Feb 23, 2024
SuperOnyi:
shocked



Look, I'm used to all of this tribal e-wars between some fo0lish Africans in this forum but unfortunately, this guy's comment grabbed my attention.

I feel bad for even reacting to it but I can understand if this comment is from someone from another "race"... because honestly, I know the bàstard is just on a cruise mode but all of his comments on this forum are similar.

@GeneralPula or whatever your name is, are you aware you're spitting on people like me who lost relatives in that war? Are you saying that even though that war made my mother fatherless before she was born, it isn't enough unless she and the other Igbos were "wiped out"?

The worst mistake you would make is replying with another blasphemous comment, then you will find out that no matter who you are, you're nothing but human.
angry
RomanceRe: I Need A Good Friend by MrCork: 11:43pm On Feb 22, 2024
ESANMEA:
Send a DM if you can be one.. Thank you.
...and do u hav yansh??(no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: I Need A Good Friend by MrCork: 11:42pm On Feb 22, 2024
ESANMEA:
Send a DM if you can be one.. Thank you.
...are u lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: I Need A Good Friend by MrCork: 11:41pm On Feb 22, 2024
ESANMEA:
Send a DM if you can be one.. Thank you.
angry
RomanceRe: URGENT: Does Anyone Know How to Capture Lion? by MrCork(op): 4:43pm On Feb 22, 2024
elvhinzey:
There are risks that you'll lose time, money, relevance, reputation, credibility, integrity; BUT this is life, we are talking about, in all fairness.

You're not killing, you're catching.

Lioness is not a pussycat o.

Compare the money to your ONE life.

Is it up to a million dollar?


Do you have a team you'll be working with?

Have you done this before?
Bro I caught a rat twice but never caught lion....tgis will be my First attempt!!!(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: URGENT: Does Anyone Know How to Capture Lion? by MrCork(op): 12:06pm On Feb 22, 2024
elvhinzey:
What a contract job!

Contractor, think again.

When you find the missing lioness, when two of you jam, who will catch who??
They said they will pay more if u can catch her puppies sir....the mouney is too tempting angry
BusinessRe: How Are You Cutting Cost This Period? by MrCork: 11:01pm On Feb 21, 2024
highness25:
But you should have known when and where to use "am" now.
^^^story
Answer the questions..why are u gay sir?? angry
RomanceURGENT: Does Anyone Know How to Capture Lion? by MrCork(op): 2:03pm On Feb 21, 2024
I have juss been offer a job in in Kenya to help them capture missing female Lion and his angry puppies. The moiney is so good & tempting.
. I shall be travelling next week.

Tips, suggestions appreciated.
Please advise!! angry
RomanceRe: "My Funny Experience At The Mall " by MrCork: 1:41pm On Feb 21, 2024
codedgalaxy:
Lol,
I went to get vaseline and some other stuffs at the mall yesterday.
And what i saw brought some unsual pleasant smile to my face.
Yea! On the body of my "blue seal" vaseline, was an unfamiliar price tag that reads #1500 lol.
Immediately, a funny thought crossed my mind,
"that is even to masturbate go cost this time around o lol"
I laughed, country hard no be lie. Even bad habit done dey cost lol.
.why dint u use the vaseline to grease yor hair sir?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: "My Funny Experience At The Mall " by MrCork: 1:39pm On Feb 21, 2024
codedgalaxy:
Lol,
I went to get vaseline and some other stuffs at the mall yesterday.
And what i saw brought some unsual pleasant smile to my face.
Yea! On the body of my "blue seal" vaseline, was an unfamiliar price tag that reads #1500 lol.
Immediately, a funny thought crossed my mind,
"that is even to masturbate go cost this time around o lol"
I laughed, country hard no be lie. Even bad habit done dey cost lol.
angry
BusinessRe: How Are You Cutting Cost This Period? by MrCork: 1:39pm On Feb 21, 2024
codedgalaxy:
You're irredeemable i give up lol,
If thats how you're dealing with the economic holocaust, fine.
Bro am a Londoner. I have moiney.
No excuses. Why are u gay sir? angry
BusinessRe: How Are You Cutting Cost This Period? by MrCork: 1:21pm On Feb 21, 2024
codedgalaxy:
Lol, you cant be reasoned with lol.
I give on your case.
Too late to apologice sir. You are gay (read your last post). Why are u gay sir?? angry
BusinessRe: How Are You Cutting Cost This Period? by MrCork: 1:12pm On Feb 21, 2024
codedgalaxy:
Does it give you erection when you troll ( no offence)
SAY WOT??
Hanging,u don't like women??...brother you are u gay sir?
WHY ARE U GAY SIR??(please advise) angry
BusinessRe: How Are You Cutting Cost This Period? by MrCork: 12:12pm On Feb 21, 2024
codedgalaxy:
With the economic meltdown ravaging our nation, its quite normal that a lot of us will have to sacrifice some of our comfort, in order to cut cost.
Which begs the question,
"How are you cutting cost, with the present economic meltdown"?
Bro..u wait wait for her period to run out before u enter nah....or u wannto get her pregnant.WHY!!(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Is There Anything Wrong In Keeping Male Friends As A Lady In A Relationship? by MrCork: 4:46pm On Feb 20, 2024
BBIA:
are you a bestie to any light skin girl?

no offeinsce angry
Bro am a nice guy & I fukk all female..fat, slim., skinnny or tick.
..bestie don't exist sir!! smiley
RomanceRe: Is There Anything Wrong In Keeping Male Friends As A Lady In A Relationship? by MrCork: 4:40pm On Feb 20, 2024
Gracelander:
I just had to ask this question because it's been causing issues between me and my guy. He doesn't seem comfortable at all with me having male friends and he throws tantrums each time I visit my bestie. He even tells me to my face that he doesn't trust me, so he scrutinize every move I make.

Each time I answer calls from male friends with him around it leads to him nagging about how much I don't respect him and it's not as if I talk dirty or tell them that I love them, just friendly conversations. We had a slight issue last night cos I came over to see him and stay for a week before leaving, I didnt warm the food out of anger and it got spoilt this morning. When I told him about the food he told me that it was supposed to be our breakfast so that means no food this morning.

I had to chat one of my friends and he agreed to take me out, I dressed up and left the house and he sent me a message not to return to his house. Did I do something wrong?
Well me I have fukk all my female friend..except the ones online(true story) smiley
RomanceHow Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area? by MrCork(op): 11:40am On Feb 20, 2024
Am having my bachelor party & I need to order 30bag......please advise!! angry
BusinessRe: Naira Trades At ₦1,730/$ At Parallel Market by MrCork: 11:11am On Feb 20, 2024
marenkurz:
There is oil in your head. I'm visiting Nigeria soon and I'm going to enjoy myself.
So u visiting Nigeria to meet gay men...corrrrect?..
Son..Nigeriai is a muslim countries and u will be arrrrested!!!(THANK ME LATER)) angry
BusinessRe: Naira Trades At ₦1,730/$ At Parallel Market by MrCork: 10:52pm On Feb 19, 2024
Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/naira-tumbles-to-new-all-time-low-at-parallel-market-trades-at-n1730/amp
GREAT NEWS!!!
...meaning....we... all men (married & single)can now easily hav 3some with olosho!!!!!(((TANK ME LATER))) cheesy
RomanceRe: Male Vs Female Condom, Is This True?? by MrCork: 10:56am On Feb 19, 2024
madfind:
Its my first time seeing this, or they just whining us
So u are gay ..corrrrect? Why are u gay sir?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: See The ₦400 Dress I Bought For Her by MrCork: 10:04pm On Feb 18, 2024
Obavoh:
I saw it by chance hanging in a shop as I was coming back from work.

I asked the seller how much and she said ₦1500. Haba! She thought she could cheat John Obavoh.

She later agreed to sell for ₦400. She told me I negotiate like a woman.

I went home and my wife washed it. It looks like I bought it from a big boutique. I am happy as it was a perfect fit for my beautiful daughter and it will keep her warm in this cold weather . We did a photo shoot.
U buy father chrissmas shirt for yor son?? ......in Feburary?? ...do u hav calendar sir?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: What Is The Fastest Way To Recieve Money From USA by MrCork: 9:19pm On Feb 18, 2024
FantomGreenz:
My friend wants to send some money to me from the United States but I don't have a domiciliary account.

So, please what how can I receive the money through Western Union. I could use really use like, a brief procedure.

Abeg make una help a brother before this guy change him mind. Thanks.
Use a parrot..they fly fast!! angry
RomanceRe: What Are The Disadvantage Of Dating A Neighbor? by MrCork: 4:16am On Feb 18, 2024
BigBlackPreek:
Asking for myself please!
Y get to fork everyday sir!! cheesy
FoodRe: See Tomatoes Of #300 My Wife Bought by MrCork: 4:15am On Feb 18, 2024
mariahAngel:
E plenty sef. cheesy
Bro planning to move..How much is olosho in yor area sir?(no oofencse) angry
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Speaks Up Against Pastor Adeboye by MrCork: 2:59am On Feb 18, 2024
EreluRoz:
I saw through him long ago and how he's always friends with any government in power.

They are more of politicians than men of God, don't be deceived.
^^^^^typical Muslim...typical anti christ...typical hater...so negative its unbelievable!(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: But Why Is Chinese Fried Rice £5 but Jollof Rice £19?? by MrCork(op): 10:44pm On Feb 17, 2024
Davidcorny:
Google gutter oil before you buy Chinese food.
Jollof rice is only sweeter only when u add sugar...so why the hell r they selling it for £19 when u can even get quarter pounder with extraa cheese, chips & drink for just £4.99 at Mcdonald? angry
BusinessRe: What Can N50 Buy In Your Area? by MrCork: 10:41pm On Feb 17, 2024
jeromestarks:
Thunder fire you.
If u don't want priiik then why are u asking after my priiiick sir? Gay is iligal on nairaland. U get ban & u will get fine..so please stop askin about peoples priiiick sir!!(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Something I Noticed About All The Prostitutes I Fvuck.. by MrCork: 9:31pm On Feb 17, 2024
When we go inside the room, they always want missionary style and I hate it. And they also put one cream inside their vagina. Hmmm maybe for lubricant. I love my oloshos.
Great career move...WELL DONE!!! undecided
BusinessRe: What Can N50 Buy In Your Area? by MrCork: 8:51pm On Feb 17, 2024
jeromestarks:
Why do I always suspect you to be a female?
Huh? Bro I have a priiik. U want? undecided
BusinessRe: What Can N50 Buy In Your Area? by MrCork: 8:32pm On Feb 17, 2024
jeromestarks:
I live in abakaliki and I can confidently tell you that the only thing that N50 can buy in my area as food is a tiny sugar.
I can't even buy garri with 50 bucks.


What can it buy in your area?
N30 Naira olosho sir...but with student discount card sir angry

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