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Food › Re: The Size Of Hundred Naira Akpu Is Giving Me Sleepless Nights (Photos) by MrCork: 12:18pm On Mar 03, 2024
Rejoice28:
Friends Jesus Christ loves y'all and he want you to accept him as your personal lord and saviour by giving your life to Christ, believing in him and repenting of your sins.remember tomorrow might be too late. Shalom
good morning how do u do happy day.
please do u kindly hav yansh?(no oofencsece)
Celebrities › Re: John Okafor 'Mr Ibu' Is Dead (Photos) by MrCork: 12:17pm On Mar 03, 2024
Maize247:
Lies
helo good morning how do u do happy day.
please do u kindly hav yansh?(no oofencsece)
Family › Re: At 29 I Feel Suicidal Everyday I Wake Up by MrCork: 12:16pm On Mar 03, 2024
Ginaz:
Where there's life, there's hope. never give up, always believe it will end in glory for you. please go and learn a skill now, don't depend on the assistance, it would only drag you backwards.

believe and trust in God, you will succeed at the end. never lose hope, hope is very important in life. it serves as a purpose to keep us strong against all odds. the reason you're feelings suicidal is due to your lack of hope.

rebuild your hope and start again, it shall be well with you.
helo good morning how do u do happy day.
please do u kindly hav yansh?(no oofencsece)
Celebrities › Re: John Okafor 'Mr Ibu' Is Dead (Photos) by MrCork: 12:14pm On Mar 03, 2024
GanagiBitrus:
Nollywood just lost an Icon. embarassed

RIP Mr Ibu.

Is he 2pac??(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 6:53pm On Mar 02, 2024
nigeriansamurai:
f%k you, f%k your nonsence half cast, THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO F%K (i love dark skin), i love garri expecially with beans, RIP !mb£c!Le, i fit swear say lezbyan like you no get bear bear,
My brother.U never dated lightskin woman in yor life...u never datted hafcast babe in yor life..u never date white chick in yor life...u never beeento london...dont u no baker streeet..u never been on aeroplane.....yet u clam u date more than one darkskin lessssbian
Brother. U clearly confuse & sabrtrolically dismantle!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 2:23pm On Mar 02, 2024
nigeriansamurai:
Yes o me and me babe dey enjoy garri, even at my office i have introduced people to the wiring of beans and garri (one of my favorite meal combos) steadily and even the babes dey follow chop am. If you make a fool out of yourself and stay hungry, na the girl wey dey find who em go beg go deliever you? Or abi if you form finish em dey certain say you go smash am?
Can you chop garrrrri infront of a lightskin woman like WUMI2017 or half cast chick like mamagee3?...if yes the u a disgrase to all men ....especially we londoners if thou u never beeento london & u aint one of us innnnnit. Do u even no wot innnnit mean?!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 8:35pm On Mar 01, 2024
immortalcrown:
Your brain needs to be examined since you couldn't understand simple English spoken by someone you consider brainless.
U clearly sufffarrrin from garrrrri coz all u been doin all day is cusssin..u muss be hungry. Please..for the sake of Nigerian.quit chewing garrrrri in presence of women.it show u aint gots class.
Infact send me yor account nomba.THANK ME LATER!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op):
immortalcrown:
You have not proven that your brain doesn't need to be examined.
Son..if u have brain,u will stop eatin garrrrri in from of women...u will no its embarrassing
So...please go n learn how to eat pizzzza...we London big boys roll wit pizzzzza..not garrrrrri. Hav u beeentoLondon??.goat!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 6:19pm On Mar 01, 2024
Mcslize:
Why won't I drink Garri in front of a white woman? I want to promote my culture to that damn white woman you want to form for. They will like it.

White women love learning. They will like to know what Garri is made of and won't mind having a taste. Come off it. Don't form for any woman or do things to please women.

Do things to please yourself. Put yourself first before any woman who is not your blood.
^^^^this r the kinda people disgrasing nigeria & africa..drinking garrrrri in front of white woman.shame on you sir. U should be arrrrrested for embarassssing Nigeria!!!( how sad) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 6:17pm On Mar 01, 2024
immortalcrown:
You are in London does not mean you are wise. Nothing is shameful about soaking Garri in the presence of a fine girl, unless you stole the Garri or previously claimed you don't soak Garri. A Londoner that doesn't understand the functions of "want" and "afford" in a sentence. A Londoner that sees correction as a manifestation of anger.
Son we dont hav poooor people food hear in London & we dont drink garrrrrri. We eat pizzzza.technically this mean i can easily take yor woman any day...all i need to do is juss buy her chicken n chip...AND SHE MINE!!!!(((REAL TALK))) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 5:53pm On Mar 01, 2024
immortalcrown:
You need to have your brain examined for insinuating that whoever takes Garri in the presence of people is poor. Another reason to examine your brain is that simple English is hard for you to understand. I used "want" and "afford" in my comment.

A rich man that can afford something better than Garri but does not pretend will take Garri if Garri is what he wants at a moment. A poor man who wants something else but can't afford it and does not pretend will take Garri. The point is that the rich man or the poor man in this case is real.

A rich man who is not real will go against his want just to please observers. A poor man who is very hungry and needs Garri but lives a fake life will reject Garri in the presence of people. This is the meaning of my comment.
^^^^ ther u go.angry pooor people.
So u angry wit me becozz u rada drink garrrrrri in front of chicks inted of woooing them..dont u people have shame?
. Bro am a Londoner...if u try dat rubbbbbishhh hear in London..they will depot u on express!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 4:11pm On Mar 01, 2024
superintendents:
MrCork

angry
But why are this young mans chassin women when garrrri is all they can aford...& thdn they say they hav the odasity to drink garrrrri in front of babe.....some people need help. I swaaar!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 3:46pm On Mar 01, 2024
Mcslize:
I drink Garri with peak milk and groundnuts. Can I tell you it's very sweet? Be yourself young man and stop disgracing us.

Roll with real homies and learn what being a confident man is. It's one of the things that make women Hot. A man that is confident and do his things his own way, is one of the attributes that turns women on.

Even if you want to form, come on, don't form for a woman. They will chop you clean mouth and still go and fvck your confident homie right in your bed room.

Forming? Don't do that shit. It sucks badly!
To help u...u take women to restorant...cinema..movie...skiing..ice skating.....u dont take a woman out to drink garrrrrri.
Brother u shold be arrrrested embarasssing nigeria. Can u drink garrrrri in front of white woman? angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 3:41pm On Mar 01, 2024
Mcslize:
Come and join me. This tastes so yummy with enough peak milk. Show me the girl you want me to form for with this nice combination. You must be stupid MrCrok.
Son i cant join u coz am not sufarrring...am a Londoner from London. Shame on u for eaten pooor man food in front of a chick. U definitely not a Nigerian. Immigration should export u!!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 2:44pm On Mar 01, 2024
Mcslize:
Very obvious. Na one mumu small boy. From his write up, you will know. He should be between 20-25.
U shold be ashame drinking garrrrri in front of women...are u a driver sir?..juss askin? angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 2:42pm On Mar 01, 2024
Sharatan:
Which kind yeye female be dat?

She dey buy food for me before?!

Abeg getat!!!
Yeye female? You dont like women?
You are gay sir. Why are u gay? Must u let people belif gays exist in Nigeria? Shame on u for hatin women coz u cant afford dem!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 2:39pm On Mar 01, 2024
Mcslize:
MrCork is still a kid who is always trying to impress the female counterpart.

Grow up cork and be a man who doesn't give a damn about what one ugly female thinks about you.

Do you know that some of those beautiful "in quote" ladies you classify as beautiful don't have anything upstair? Majority are not smart order than being materialistic. Are they the ones you want to be impressing?

Some are dirty inside and only care about their outer appearances. But try and check their level of hygiene, you will discover it's a big mess inside and at home. Are they the ones you want to be impressing by not drinking Garri with peak milk and groundnuts?

I put it to your damn face as a challenge to grow up this year and learn from us the real men in this Nairaland who don't live to impress females baddies and Gen-Z of this generation.

It's ladies like Mosses Bliss new wife who have groom themselves so homely and grow up being so respectful and loyal and not showcasing their nudity on social media platforms, those are the types of ladies we do have respect for and can move mountains for. Not the type you chase.

Stop embarrassing the brotherhood of men MrCork, I beg of you. Stop disgracing us all the time.
Really? So u upset we expose u for drinking garrrrrri in front of female? Now u blame Mr Cork coz u broke? U embarasss all men!!(no oofencsece) angry
Sports › Re: Who Should Be The New Super Eagles Coach After Poseiro? by MrCork: 1:26pm On Mar 01, 2024
robosky02:
Who should be the new Super Eagles Coach after Poseiro?

1) Emmanuel Amunike
2) Herve Renard
3) Finidi George
4) Jurgen Klinsman




Lalasticlala mynd44 mukina2
#SportsByACB #amandachisomblog #TheGistCentral #mlog
RONALDO SIR!!! angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 1:19pm On Mar 01, 2024
Spagi:
poor because of me drinking garri see ya mouth, send me ur acc num
Bro..save yor pocket moiney
Send me yor account nomba & i will make sure u stop drinking garrrrri for a year sir!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 12:55pm On Mar 01, 2024
Why should a man drink garrrrrri...especially in front of a chick? Disgrace! angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 12:54pm On Mar 01, 2024
Spagi:
poor because of me drinking garri see ya mouth, send me ur acc num
Broyher i dont meannnto sound rudes but If u show us yor photo..i can bet in my £30.000 pound range rova that u are slim & skinnnny..probably size 8. I lie? angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 12:51pm On Mar 01, 2024
Spagi:
once in while not all the time understood.GOODBYE
So u have excuse to be pooooor..abi?
Once in a while u drink garrrrri & ground nut & then once in a while u eat bread n indomie...hav u ever had girlfriend in yor life sir?(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 11:48am On Mar 01, 2024
Chimaijeezekiel:
Omo I go leave that fine female friend hug my garri first
Are u people poooor in dat Nigeria place or are guys on nairaland broke like a church rat? So u take pride drinnnnkin garrrri..corrrrect? Why do pooor people food attract u homebase people?
Question
can u drink garrrrrri in front of white woman? angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 11:46am On Mar 01, 2024
Spagi:
poor because of me drinking garri see ya mouth, send me ur acc num
How can u drink garrrrrri ...are u not a man? U mates are eaten in restorant but u are there drinking garrrri under hot sun but then when ladies ignore u...u call them.gold digggger. Please stepppup yor game sir.this is a public disgrace!!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 10:16am On Mar 01, 2024
Spagi:
Why not i dont have to prove myself to anybody.garri, coldwater, milk,peanut,oh la la. STOP PLAYING
U dont have notin to prove coz u love garrrri...correct? You are pooor sir!!(fact) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 10:15am On Mar 01, 2024
immortalcrown:
Yes, if Garri is what I want or can afford at that moment.

I am real everywhere and before everybody.
ermm Technicaly u are not real..u are pooor sir!!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by MrCork(op): 8:44am On Mar 01, 2024
M.O.D...FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!

Please advise? (no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday My Baby ❣️ by MrCork: 8:40am On Mar 01, 2024
RevenuesBoost:
When I made up my mind to avoid anything called man, you came into my life and changed my prospective of men.

If loyalty and faithfulness was a person, then it would be you.

I looked at my Dad and always wished to have a man like my Dad and my prayer got answered.

Words can't express how happy I am that nature has given me the privilege of living life with you.
My love for you is matchless and endless.

It's your birthday!
More Blessings and Favour to you my baby❣️

We celebrate!

Happy Birthday my Handsome Messiah!
🎂🍾🥂🎊🎉💋❤️❣️🎁😘
angry
Romance › Re: TINUBU: List 2 Things Tinubu Has Done You Love by MrCork: 2:21am On Mar 01, 2024
iLegendd:
I'll go first.

1. Birth control (Poor men from the North and "my" South South are scared of having lots of children hoping one of them will blow and change the family). I have been tinkering on ways to control Nigerian men from having too many children they can't take care of and God so kind, Tinubu used hunger to put a stop to it. God will bless president Tinubu for all the good things he's unknowingly doing, but we currently see them as evil and wickedness. He is resetting lots of brains and things in the country for good.

2. SIMPs that used to pay their secretly cheating girlfriends monthly or their school fees, rent, etc. have stopped. Some of these men have lost their jobs or the rent and school fees have gone up above what their salary can do. They now have instant brain reset.

I have way more to list, but let me just go with these 2 for now.
1... reduce price of olosho from 50k to 6k!! wink

2.....make me a proud Nigeria!!! wink
Romance › Re: I Am Ready To Die by MrCork: 2:19am On Mar 01, 2024
Ilamina:
Living long is overrated
.....FINNNNNNNNNALY!!! cheesy
Music/Radio › Re: This Is Why I Am Changing The Kind Of Music I Listen To by MrCork: 9:04am On Feb 29, 2024
Printme1:
Music is powerful and ADDICTIVE.

You start out not liking a particular type of music and then one day you hit a song you like and from there, you start liking other songs by the singer.

And then new songs from the genre.

It was like this for me with music.

Rap songs was never my thing. I could remember back then in 2010 or 2009. I just wouldn't listen to rap songs.

For one, I didn't think it was music. Rap never felt like music to me. And Secondly, I don't want to struggle to understand what was being said.

Anyways, I listened to Eminem's Not Afraid and became instantly hooked.

I listened to the song almost all through the day. And then I listened to more of his songs, pick a lots of favorites which became my Playlist.

I then started searching for more rappers like him and stuffs.

Back to 2024 now, I want to change my taste of music. And there's a huge reason for this.

Music sends messages to our subconscious. It dictates moods and thoughts and can easily influence how you view yourself and the people around you.

I have gone very deep in this rap culture, started listening to songs by the likes of Meek Mill, NF, Juice WRLD, and so on.

But when I look at the lifestyle of these people, the way they talk, act and behave, I always have one single thought: "these are not the kind of people I should be drawing my inspiration from"

Not to judge but most of these people are not the kind of role models I want or would ever want to look up to.

Secondly, their songs nowadays are always very depressing, deprecating and self focused and I didn't like how these songs make me see the world.

I realized this was a problem a while ago but I kept listening to these songs because I've grown accustom to them or should I say addicted.

But for the last few months, I've been making changes to my music taste. I've included more gospel songs to my library. Thanks to Chris Morgan and others, I now force myself to listen to gospel songs.

And it has not really been easy. But I'm happy to say that even though I subconsciously miss those rap songs, I'm glad to be making efforts to listen to different genres now.

I'm also listening to more Nigerian songs especially Afrobeats. I judge these are "feel good" songs and most of the time, they keep you in high spirit and probably make you want to dance.

This to me feels a lot better than the depressing feelings I get from western raps.

Honestly, you'll never know how things are if you're not trying to leave it.

A few days ago I saw a friend listening to NF and the first thing I wanted to tell him was to leave these types of music that causes depression.

But then again, everyone had their choice and I just kept quiet.
why? So u stop watchin blue film? angry
Health › Re: Heat Wave: Nigerian Government Issues Fresh Advisory by MrCork: 9:02am On Feb 29, 2024
dominique:
Always Drinkwater!
Thanks!! cheesy

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