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Romance › Re: I Need A Good Friend by MrCork: 11:43pm On Feb 22, 2024
ESANMEA:
Send a DM if you can be one.. Thank you.
...and do u hav yansh??(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: I Need A Good Friend by MrCork: 11:42pm On Feb 22, 2024
ESANMEA:
Send a DM if you can be one.. Thank you.
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: I Need A Good Friend by MrCork: 11:41pm On Feb 22, 2024
ESANMEA:
Send a DM if you can be one.. Thank you.
angry
Romance › Re: URGENT: Does Anyone Know How to Capture Lion? by MrCork(op): 4:43pm On Feb 22, 2024
elvhinzey:
There are risks that you'll lose time, money, relevance, reputation, credibility, integrity; BUT this is life, we are talking about, in all fairness.

You're not killing, you're catching.

Lioness is not a pussycat o.

Compare the money to your ONE life.

Is it up to a million dollar?


Do you have a team you'll be working with?

Have you done this before?
Bro I caught a rat twice but never caught lion....tgis will be my First attempt!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: URGENT: Does Anyone Know How to Capture Lion? by MrCork(op): 12:06pm On Feb 22, 2024
elvhinzey:
What a contract job!

Contractor, think again.

When you find the missing lioness, when two of you jam, who will catch who??
They said they will pay more if u can catch her puppies sir....the mouney is too tempting angry
Business › Re: How Are You Cutting Cost This Period? by MrCork: 11:01pm On Feb 21, 2024
highness25:
But you should have known when and where to use "am" now.
^^^story
Answer the questions..why are u gay sir?? angry
Romance › URGENT: Does Anyone Know How to Capture Lion? by MrCork(op): 2:03pm On Feb 21, 2024
I have juss been offer a job in in Kenya to help them capture missing female Lion and his angry puppies. The moiney is so good & tempting.
. I shall be travelling next week.

Tips, suggestions appreciated.
Please advise!! angry
Romance › Re: "My Funny Experience At The Mall " by MrCork: 1:41pm On Feb 21, 2024
codedgalaxy:
Lol,
I went to get vaseline and some other stuffs at the mall yesterday.
And what i saw brought some unsual pleasant smile to my face.
Yea! On the body of my "blue seal" vaseline, was an unfamiliar price tag that reads #1500 lol.
Immediately, a funny thought crossed my mind,
"that is even to masturbate go cost this time around o lol"
I laughed, country hard no be lie. Even bad habit done dey cost lol.
.why dint u use the vaseline to grease yor hair sir?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: "My Funny Experience At The Mall " by MrCork: 1:39pm On Feb 21, 2024
codedgalaxy:
Lol,
I went to get vaseline and some other stuffs at the mall yesterday.
And what i saw brought some unsual pleasant smile to my face.
Yea! On the body of my "blue seal" vaseline, was an unfamiliar price tag that reads #1500 lol.
Immediately, a funny thought crossed my mind,
"that is even to masturbate go cost this time around o lol"
I laughed, country hard no be lie. Even bad habit done dey cost lol.
angry
Business › Re: How Are You Cutting Cost This Period? by MrCork: 1:39pm On Feb 21, 2024
codedgalaxy:
You're irredeemable i give up lol,
If thats how you're dealing with the economic holocaust, fine.
Bro am a Londoner. I have moiney.
No excuses. Why are u gay sir? angry
Business › Re: How Are You Cutting Cost This Period? by MrCork: 1:21pm On Feb 21, 2024
codedgalaxy:
Lol, you cant be reasoned with lol.
I give on your case.
Too late to apologice sir. You are gay (read your last post). Why are u gay sir?? angry
Business › Re: How Are You Cutting Cost This Period? by MrCork: 1:12pm On Feb 21, 2024
codedgalaxy:
Does it give you erection when you troll ( no offence)
SAY WOT??
Hanging,u don't like women??...brother you are u gay sir?
WHY ARE U GAY SIR??(please advise) angry
Business › Re: How Are You Cutting Cost This Period? by MrCork: 12:12pm On Feb 21, 2024
codedgalaxy:
With the economic meltdown ravaging our nation, its quite normal that a lot of us will have to sacrifice some of our comfort, in order to cut cost.
Which begs the question,
"How are you cutting cost, with the present economic meltdown"?
Bro..u wait wait for her period to run out before u enter nah....or u wannto get her pregnant.WHY!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Keeping Male Friends As A Lady In A Relationship? by MrCork: 4:46pm On Feb 20, 2024
BBIA:
are you a bestie to any light skin girl?

no offeinsce angry
Bro am a nice guy & I fukk all female..fat, slim., skinnny or tick.
..bestie don't exist sir!! smiley
Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Keeping Male Friends As A Lady In A Relationship? by MrCork: 4:40pm On Feb 20, 2024
Gracelander:
I just had to ask this question because it's been causing issues between me and my guy. He doesn't seem comfortable at all with me having male friends and he throws tantrums each time I visit my bestie. He even tells me to my face that he doesn't trust me, so he scrutinize every move I make.

Each time I answer calls from male friends with him around it leads to him nagging about how much I don't respect him and it's not as if I talk dirty or tell them that I love them, just friendly conversations. We had a slight issue last night cos I came over to see him and stay for a week before leaving, I didnt warm the food out of anger and it got spoilt this morning. When I told him about the food he told me that it was supposed to be our breakfast so that means no food this morning.

I had to chat one of my friends and he agreed to take me out, I dressed up and left the house and he sent me a message not to return to his house. Did I do something wrong?
Well me I have fukk all my female friend..except the ones online(true story) smiley
Romance › How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area? by MrCork(op): 11:40am On Feb 20, 2024
Am having my bachelor party & I need to order 30bag......please advise!! angry
Business › Re: Naira Trades At ₦1,730/$ At Parallel Market by MrCork: 11:11am On Feb 20, 2024
marenkurz:
There is oil in your head. I'm visiting Nigeria soon and I'm going to enjoy myself.
So u visiting Nigeria to meet gay men...corrrrect?..
Son..Nigeriai is a muslim countries and u will be arrrrested!!!(THANK ME LATER)) angry
Business › Re: Naira Trades At ₦1,730/$ At Parallel Market by MrCork: 10:52pm On Feb 19, 2024
Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/naira-tumbles-to-new-all-time-low-at-parallel-market-trades-at-n1730/amp
GREAT NEWS!!!
...meaning....we... all men (married & single)can now easily hav 3some with olosho!!!!!(((TANK ME LATER))) cheesy
Romance › Re: Male Vs Female Condom, Is This True?? by MrCork: 10:56am On Feb 19, 2024
madfind:
Its my first time seeing this, or they just whining us
So u are gay ..corrrrect? Why are u gay sir?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: See The ₦400 Dress I Bought For Her by MrCork: 10:04pm On Feb 18, 2024
Obavoh:
I saw it by chance hanging in a shop as I was coming back from work.

I asked the seller how much and she said ₦1500. Haba! She thought she could cheat John Obavoh.

She later agreed to sell for ₦400. She told me I negotiate like a woman.

I went home and my wife washed it. It looks like I bought it from a big boutique. I am happy as it was a perfect fit for my beautiful daughter and it will keep her warm in this cold weather . We did a photo shoot.
U buy father chrissmas shirt for yor son?? ......in Feburary?? ...do u hav calendar sir?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: What Is The Fastest Way To Recieve Money From USA by MrCork: 9:19pm On Feb 18, 2024
FantomGreenz:
My friend wants to send some money to me from the United States but I don't have a domiciliary account.

So, please what how can I receive the money through Western Union. I could use really use like, a brief procedure.

Abeg make una help a brother before this guy change him mind. Thanks.
Use a parrot..they fly fast!! angry
Romance › Re: What Are The Disadvantage Of Dating A Neighbor? by MrCork: 4:16am On Feb 18, 2024
BigBlackPreek:
Asking for myself please!
Y get to fork everyday sir!! cheesy
Food › Re: See Tomatoes Of #300 My Wife Bought by MrCork: 4:15am On Feb 18, 2024
mariahAngel:
E plenty sef. cheesy
Bro planning to move..How much is olosho in yor area sir?(no oofencse) angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Woman Speaks Up Against Pastor Adeboye by MrCork: 2:59am On Feb 18, 2024
EreluRoz:
I saw through him long ago and how he's always friends with any government in power.

They are more of politicians than men of God, don't be deceived.
^^^^^typical Muslim...typical anti christ...typical hater...so negative its unbelievable!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: But Why Is Chinese Fried Rice £5 but Jollof Rice £19?? by MrCork(op): 10:44pm On Feb 17, 2024
Davidcorny:
Google gutter oil before you buy Chinese food.
Jollof rice is only sweeter only when u add sugar...so why the hell r they selling it for £19 when u can even get quarter pounder with extraa cheese, chips & drink for just £4.99 at Mcdonald? angry
Business › Re: What Can N50 Buy In Your Area? by MrCork: 10:41pm On Feb 17, 2024
jeromestarks:
Thunder fire you.
If u don't want priiik then why are u asking after my priiiick sir? Gay is iligal on nairaland. U get ban & u will get fine..so please stop askin about peoples priiiick sir!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Something I Noticed About All The Prostitutes I Fvuck.. by MrCork: 9:31pm On Feb 17, 2024
When we go inside the room, they always want missionary style and I hate it. And they also put one cream inside their vagina. Hmmm maybe for lubricant. I love my oloshos.
Great career move...WELL DONE!!! undecided
Business › Re: What Can N50 Buy In Your Area? by MrCork: 8:51pm On Feb 17, 2024
jeromestarks:
Why do I always suspect you to be a female?
Huh? Bro I have a priiik. U want? undecided
Business › Re: What Can N50 Buy In Your Area? by MrCork: 8:32pm On Feb 17, 2024
jeromestarks:
I live in abakaliki and I can confidently tell you that the only thing that N50 can buy in my area as food is a tiny sugar.
I can't even buy garri with 50 bucks.


What can it buy in your area?
N30 Naira olosho sir...but with student discount card sir angry
Romance › Re: But Why Is Chinese Fried Rice £5 but Jollof Rice £19?? by MrCork(op): 8:21pm On Feb 17, 2024
iLegendd:
When an African brand is sold cheaper, same Africans see it as inferior and buy foreign ones.

When it's more expensive than the foreign ones, they see it as greed, not inferior anymore.

I would prefer being tagged a greedy seller than an inferior/cheap product seller.

"Africans hate cheap products, but they want to buy everything cheaply." Food for thought.

They wanted to look down on Innoson vehicles because it's locally made, but the moment they realize they can't afford them and they're even more expensive than some Benz, they hide and call Innoson greedy. grin

An African man has been made to feel inferior all his life by his colonial masters, so now that he has money, the last thing he wants is to be associated with cheap or inferior products.

Every continent already looks down on Africans, so selling our items/food/products cheaply abroad will make these foreigners believe we're truly inferior that's why our food and products are cheap and affordable.

Please, Africans, don't sell your products cheaply abroad, you should only sell cheaply at motherland if you feel like. E get why.

Which of these below would you prefer to be called.

1. That kind man sells inferior products
2. That greedy man sells superior products

For my and my family, we prefer number 2.
Bro but why on earth should ordinary Nigeria Jollof rice be £19? Chinese Fried rice is £5, more healthy & more sweeter sir??...Ghana. jollof here in pekam is £3.
.this is juss unacceptable & a national disgrace to Nigeria sir. We are angry!! (No oofencse) angry

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