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anuma1:
Please I need your Candid Advice my fellow Nairalander's. I joined Nairaland on July 03 2014. So nairaland is like my second home. mean while ignore my typo. Error.
I met this girl three years ago, she is not that pretty but because of her so called caring and calls I was in love with her, since then any time she comes around ( I stay in awka she stay in owerri). she will be going through my phone as if she is a saint. she don't want see me interact with my female friends even the ones I knew before her. she goes through my whatsapp my Sms etc. The day I tried going through her phone we dragged the phone for about 20 minutes and she started explaining. To cut the story short. Her phone was faulty Eailier this year so she's has been using her mothers phone to make calls. So she told me the she will be travelling to Abuja today (Jan 22 2020) that She will come to my on Monday to take a phone because I deal on phones and Accessories here in Awka, so finally she came on Tuesday that was (21 January 2020) So she came to my shop and I gave her a phone. My annoyance was That Immediately I gave her a phone calls started coming in form different persons. I told her "I know that is because of this phone you came to see me " she smile and I asked her " So you did not tell these people calling to buy phone for you abi" she replied why are mine insulting her and I was like I am insulting you now abi. But the one wey vex me pass was when a line called her "kene was the name" so music was playing in my shop so the person ask her " That place is very noisy where are you and she replied " I went to some where to charge my phone " and I was dumb--- I was like -- Eh my shop, is where you are charging your phone pulse the phone I gave you. I was so heart broken my heart was bleeding I felt like a fool. after the call she started telling me that it was her cousin bla bla bla bla bla. when we got home I treated her to swear with a Bible she started telling me a different story that kene is who she dated before that the guy likes calling her. and she said " You know that she's a girl and she's not married yet so guys admire her. And I replied "So guys admire you and you don't want me to admire others girls. and she knelt down begging and shadding fake tears. and I also threatened her to swaer for me with the bible that since she left my house on December 7 that she has not had sex and she was like I should forget all these and was forming fake tears. so when she bathing I came to the bathroom telling her to tell me the truth and I forcefully turned her face only to find out that she was busy laughing. So morning I took her to the GUO park in Awka here. My face was not smilling and and she asked said this one my face is like this are my missing her and I replied " I don't miss you even a bit " and she said swear and I was like If I miss you make I die. Immediately fake tears started dropping from her eyes. I left her and fine my way home. I don't want again. How do I discharge her. please this is my main account. My brother , my dad and my In-laws are in this forum too but there is no need to create a new account because na my matter. Your Advice please

masterflowx:
One thing is certain that I know...
You can't stand in my front and talk trash to me.
Internet troll, you can continue with your madness as you like
Wether I am the cause of your miserable life I don't really know.

Hisduchess:
You gat 30 billion dollars

masterflowx:
Nawa o!

masterflowx:
Tax payers money in action
Well done sir!

Hisduchess:
Continue dreaming you hear

Hisduchess:
No mercy ooo(no offence)

MZrapper:
Noithing but the truth.

SouthSouth1914:
If I were you, I’d hide my head in shame. You still have the time to do the right thing.

SouthSouth1914:
.. sadly I am not that smart

Manadan0000:
I've a gf who happen to be in another location 3hours from where i base, i love her so much anr i don't want to loose her. She really enjoy sex with me that she always want to cry every night of how Hot she is and how she want me to make love to her, she had an ex who bleeps her almost every single day and i ve this feeling her body is used to fucking always, she's responsible and not wayward please nobody should get me wrong but she has a high libido plus she is big and i most times need to take something (viagra) whenever we ve sex to satisfy her, most especially when she is high on weed, she eat the weed and she doesn't smoke it.
I don't take weed & am not planning to do that any soon, i sometimes use viagra but i don't know how long can continue and i don't want to loose her, does weed make a man last long or is it as addictive as i heard and can make soemone run mad, how do i manage her sexual libido/urge so i don't loose her or so she doesn't cheat most especially because of the distance.
Mature advice please.

SouthSouth1914:
Most you guys making rounds and mouth on this forum are from the gutters!! Broke and disjointed..

SouthSouth1914:
You became the first eediot when you commented such trash from your brainless skull..

Maryam1234:
How much is a bag of beans and soya beans?

tohyorsih2:
I don't know why i like this dude

Jewessgratitude:
Are you a virgin yourself?

SouthSouth1914:
Even people in London still wash plates, sweep house and clean toilets! Forget about your location and rush that job while offer last!

Hisduchess:
To study how to do farm work ni. Aju m.use the money go rent empty land, farm am for four years abi five and I don become rich woman.i go use #5000 hire mrcork and his pekan based friends to do the farm work for me( labourers).I go dey give them afternoon food(akpu and ofe onugbu during the tilling phase). Mrcork come and thank me for this job opportunity

Anambra geh and money sense though

Hisduchess:
To study how to do farm work ni. Aju m.use the money go rent empty land, farm am for four years abi five and I don become rich woman.i go use #5000 hire mrcork and his pekan based friends to do the farm work for me( labourers).I go dey give them afternoon food(akpu and ofe onugbu during the tilling phase). Mrcork come and thank me for this job opportunity

Anambra geh and money sense though

Quality20:
Have u ever been married or tried dating a sokoto damsel before? Well d experience is worth it. Those ladies r just too clean,pretty faithful and chaste. Sokoto is just d place to pick ur wife if u value chastity n peace if mind

labakeJ:
Lol yea

2buffagain:
For a long-term marriage, I don't think I can. At least she would have to be african. I don't think I can wholeheartedly marry an african american.

Besides general compatibility, You can't go to some Naija events otherwise e.g BasketMouth comedy show in town.
Also there is always the option every Nigerian likes to keep open...which is the possibility of one day going back to naija. This is far easier to do in the future if the woman is also from Naij.

Even with that, there are still levels of naija babes.
She still has to be intelligent, loving and feminine.

Gentlemen, what are your views?

2buffagain:
For a long-term marriage, I don't think I can. At least she would have to be african. I don't think I can wholeheartedly marry an african american.

Besides general compatibility, You can't go to some Naija events otherwise e.g BasketMouth comedy show in town.
Also there is always the option every Nigerian likes to keep open...which is the possibility of one day going back to naija. This is far easier to do in the future if the woman is also from Naij.

Even with that, there are still levels of naija babes.
She still has to be intelligent, loving and feminine.

Gentlemen, what are your views?

Thegamingorca:
The fvck is a loaded Bloke doing in Peckham that's like the aids of Lagos or like ajegunle of London.
The fvcking area is predominantly domiciled by useless Nigerians.

His name ain't jide, it's olajide

If you are going to lie atleast be thorough.

You've swam from calling him jido to judo...can't keep your facts straight, can ya?

Guys like you make me laugh...You are famzing a multimillionaire who rides ranges and a madass uninsured Lamborghini murcielago who is An international rapper and youtube boxer and you are here talking about a bmw. Is that the first car you bought in your life? You don't want to post pics, aren't you the idiot who claimed he had ksi over for lunch at a sewer? Atleast post the girls screaming for him to sign their breasts

Asking if I'm a fan! Isn't it obvious from my moniker? Do you even know what ksiolajidebt rose to fame and magnanimous success on YouTube as?

You are a lazy fvcking disappointment and a lame ass shameless famzing broke Peckham bitch
Dont you dare call ksi's name ever in your life

Thegamingorca:
The fvck is a loaded Bloke doing in Peckham that's like the aids of Lagos or like ajegunle of London.
The fvcking area is predominantly domiciled by useless Nigerians.

His name ain't jide, it's olajide

If you are going to lie atleast be thorough.

You've swam from calling him jido to judo...can't keep your facts straight, can ya?

Guys like you make me laugh...You are famzing a multimillionaire who rides ranges and a madass uninsured Lamborghini murcielago who is An international rapper and youtube boxer and you are here talking about a bmw. Is that the first car you bought in your life? You don't want to post pics, aren't you the idiot who claimed he had ksi over for lunch at a sewer? Atleast post the girls screaming for him to sign their breasts

Asking if I'm a fan! Isn't it obvious from my moniker? Do you even know what ksiolajidebt rose to fame and magnanimous success on YouTube as?

You are a lazy fvcking disappointment and a lame ass shameless famzing broke Peckham bitch
Dont you dare call ksi's name ever in your life

Thegamingorca:
No be only jido...Nah judo...

Pics or I don't believe your lying ass. We can do offline what's app if you want it secure.


And he's been on YouTube for over a decade, go figure.

..I call him Judo. His name is jide. Guys like u make me laugh. I need to provide pictures for u to be live me? U honestly think your opinion counts? 4real? I bet u worship him. I can tell u right now. I drive a BMW mtec & I own a range. Am the easiest person to find on Pekam estate.
Go to any barber shop in Pekam.. ask about me & see wot happens to u. I dare u!!

Thegamingorca:
Nah he's not. Ksi doesn't hang around posers from Peckham. I'm just saying wth would y'all be talking about? Nairaland skanks? Pulease

...bro ..I known ksi for almost 10years before he was a YouTube guy.. we used to go to the same church & attend the same karate lesson back in the days before I move from Watford. I call him ,*jido*... I don't call him ksi.
He doing well.. Am doin well. Life is good my niggggga

Samostical:
My fiancee younger brother just got admitted in an institution not far from my house. My Fiancee stays in the female hostel of the same institution. But today she called me to tell me that her brother needs an accommodation that I should help them look for one room around their school. I tried my best all to no avail. Now, she is saying her brother need to resume school next week. Should I accommodate him? What if I dare to ask him to move to the hostel? Won't it be a problem with my fiancee? And my privacy is on the line. Need quick advice

Samostical:
My fiancee younger brother just got admitted in an institution not far from my house. My Fiancee stays in the female hostel of the same institution. But today she called me to tell me that her brother needs an accommodation that I should help them look for one room around their school. I tried my best all to no avail. Now, she is saying her brother need to resume school next week. Should I accommodate him? What if I dare to ask him to move to the hostel? Won't it be a problem with my fiancee? And my privacy is on the line. Need quick advice