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FamilyRe: If You Were To Marry Again, Would You Marry Your Current Spouse? by MrCork: 10:55pm On Jan 18, 2020
AlataSuesue:
Yes, Yes and Yes a million times!!! In this life and the next!

My hubby is the absolute best and I don't honestly know what I did to deserve him, I am infinitely blessed and lucky so much that I wonder if this is truly my life.

Marital life is bliss with the right person, forget everything you read on Dear Joro.
..please can i hav 3some wit u & Onstelly from nairaland...Onstelly have all ready agree. Are u in? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Buys A House With 8 Rooms And Swimming Pool In Lekki by MrCork: 10:51pm On Jan 18, 2020
AlataSuesue:
e pain you sha grin

#say no to poverty
...u look like those girls that sell oranges on road side in lagos..May I remind u am from London & not on yor level. ..
Have u ever heard of Chris Brown?...no.. I bet u tink he Bobby Brown!!(goat)
angry
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Buys A House With 8 Rooms And Swimming Pool In Lekki by MrCork: 10:45pm On Jan 18, 2020
AlataSuesue:
Do you lack comprehension skills? Bug off, clown.
^^^ there u go..typical gold diger gets upset when u expose them...u r a ole.
.and.quit dreaming about bumna boy woman....I have moiney & am the best u can even has.
.U want me...ask nicely!(real talk)
angry
FamilyRe: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by MrCork: 10:41pm On Jan 18, 2020
AlataSuesue:
Bug off, mate
I'm happily married.
And if I were single, I definitely wouldn't mingle with your ilk. bye, pooh
calm down Homebase woman...do u realize u talking to a Londoner?.. do u realize am from London?.. am not on your level u no? I have moiney..u don't have...and qiir lying..u don't have man!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Buys A House With 8 Rooms And Swimming Pool In Lekki by MrCork: 10:38pm On Jan 18, 2020
AlataSuesue:
of course I'll stay with my man
he's very rich as well
why else you think I'd go for him?
...quit lying JORR...Burma boy will never notice u even if he have one eye..gold digger!!(No oofeense) ):<
FamilyRe: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by MrCork: 10:35pm On Jan 18, 2020
AlataSuesue:
did I mention I was selling anythinghuh
..darling please grow up & stop acting like a children gadYAMMMIT.
Be nice..how much for kiss, hug, romance, extra kiss & to mate wit u romanticaly?.. how much?
smiley
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Buys A House With 8 Rooms And Swimming Pool In Lekki by MrCork: 10:33pm On Jan 18, 2020
Octopusssy:
_Cock! How are you honey pie? cheesy
..getting into jaccuuzzi in next 5minute b4 heading to bond street for disco dinner wink
FamilyRe: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by MrCork: 10:31pm On Jan 18, 2020
AlataSuesue:
pooh I'm married to a real alpha male not all you bitter, frustrated incels that turn to hating women because dem no send you grin grin grin
stupid red pill wannabe. it doesn't fit you lousy Nigerians
my hubby luvs my fatass by the way cool
how much? smiley
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Buys A House With 8 Rooms And Swimming Pool In Lekki by MrCork: 10:27pm On Jan 18, 2020
Queenserah26:
Congratulations Burna. Mine is on the way, I just have to work smart and be positive.
..u don't need work had...are u lightskin n can u cook & clean? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Buys A House With 8 Rooms And Swimming Pool In Lekki by MrCork: 10:24pm On Jan 18, 2020
Thegeneralqueen:
Steffdon don spoil my plans for this guy angry
...please have Faith..
...she can always hire u has a maid!!(keep praying)
angry
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Buys A House With 8 Rooms And Swimming Pool In Lekki by MrCork: 10:22pm On Jan 18, 2020
daddytime:
Rough play...

One misstep or mis-high from that height and that would be the end of Captain Marvel...
^^^^see them.. enemy of progress...
..sadly u no no him... he don't even no u exist(No oofeense)
angry
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Buys A House With 8 Rooms And Swimming Pool In Lekki by MrCork: 10:19pm On Jan 18, 2020
Made4naijalove:
Singer burna boy Buys Massive Mansion With 8 Rooms and Swimming Pool In Lekki

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAZzKhpVP0s
....who cares coz I don't... no body care about bumta boy hear I London. We don't no him...we don't rate him
....he can't spek English... ..I can!!!(No oofeense)
angry
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Buys A House With 8 Rooms And Swimming Pool In Lekki by MrCork: 10:17pm On Jan 18, 2020
Made4naijalove:
Singer burna boy Buys Massive Mansion With 8 Rooms and Swimming Pool In Lekki

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAZzKhpVP0s
angry
RomanceRe: Am Beginnin To Fall For Slim Women.. Please Help!! by MrCork(op):
...why? angry
RomanceAm Beginnin To Fall For Slim Women.. Please Help!! by MrCork(op): 2:59pm On Jan 18, 2020
...

This is naturaly not never supose to happen... .I only go for tick women.
..my life is over.. please help!! angry
CrimeRe: Man Allegedly Throws Girlfriend Off 5th Floor Apartment In Onitsha (Photos) by MrCork: 4:37am On Jan 18, 2020
Naijacardcom:
Boyfriend throw his girlfriend from 5 story building in Onitsha, anambra state

Yesterday evening 16/1/2020 at obosi street Onitsha South local government in anambra state.
Corpse of a young lady was found in a building, the girl was identified as a young lady living at the 5th floor of the next yard of the building.

According to eye witness, the young lady living alone with her boyfriend in a 3 bedroom flat, it was around 7pm the boyfriend came down from the 5th story building asking his neighbors if they help him to see his wife, they said no. Few minutes after he asked his neighbors, some girls raised alarm of a dead body in the next compound, some of the neighbors went there to check the corpse, they identify the corpse is their neighbor wife, but no one told the boyfriend is his girlfriend, instead, they ask him to go and check himself, but the guy refuse to check if is his girlfriend or not.

The lady's corpse was there for over 2 hours, when the landlord of the next building call the police to inform them about the incident. Before the arrival of the police officers, the boyfriend neighbors called the boyfriend aside to ask him what happened between him and his girlfriend, he said they only argue about what she wrote in his account book in shop, and he is back home to settle their differences, he said the girl have prepared his dinner but he see that is girlfriend disappear, that is why his looking for her.

Here is the video

https://instagram.com/stories/ninoh222/2223520075835775467?igshid=t0vgrb6zjh7l
is she lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: I Desire A Beautiful Lady For Marriage. No Tribalism. by MrCork: 3:54pm On Jan 17, 2020


Jewessgratitude...yor dream is about co come thru..EsotericGCI' is ready for u!!((THANK ME LATER) smiley
RomanceRe: I Desire A Beautiful Lady For Marriage. No Tribalism. by MrCork: 3:53pm On Jan 17, 2020
EsotericGCI:
Hello Everyone.

I have good news because my time is now.

I need a lady for marriage.
Age: upto 35years
No height preference (but at least be visible in a crowd)
She must be pretty and carries herself well, (to complement me because I nor get swag)
She must self-sufficient (as I am technically broke at the moment. Both of us can't be broke.)
She must be brilliant even without a degree to complement it.
Christian but not religious (especially rapping your head doctrine)

As for me:... hmmm.
Small school (NCE)
I'm 39, 6.3 ft tall (I'm taller when my hair is overgrown)
Location: Iyana-Ipaja, Lagos
Admirable skin complexion
Weight: Average (If I didn't engage in Fasting)
Skill: Sense of humour (Not everyone like it)
Employment: Hustling (but still broke temporarily, just huge financing to get right back on top).
I like having fun but can't afford because it's too expensive this days.

Take me seriously even though my post looks funny it's meant for you to read, smile and say "Yes" to me.

Serious minds only should reach out to me via my signature.
----
Please respect my privacy and don't derail my thread or drag me.
This is my life.


Jewessgratitude is available sir...she all ways on nairaland 24/7 & her complain is that nairaland guys need women...Bro she single & ready to mingle twice .
smiley
RomanceRe: I Need Decent Response by MrCork: 3:11pm On Jan 17, 2020
Jaubdu:
If you are sleeping in a hotel and suddenly the security guard comes into your room in the middle of the night, turned the lights on, wakes you up, and tells you to report to the reception, how would you handle this situation? Was his action legal?

Don't even bother wit Jewessgratitude...u too broke & can't afford her type. undecided
RomanceRe: I Need Decent Response by MrCork: 12:13pm On Jan 17, 2020
[quote author=Jaubdu post=85869253][/quote]

Bro I have moiney. No need to be humble
My job is to oppress poor people so I can take there woman...do u hav a woman? I need another one wink
RomanceRe: I Need Decent Response by MrCork: 12:09pm On Jan 17, 2020
Jaubdu:
.The world will be a nice place if people that assume like you doesn't exist.You are so dumbass. Nobody check in to a hotel room without payment as far as I know. They heard some sound but was not from my room. I needed to learn from this forum but you turned it into a fucking playground. Go learn some fucking life
..since u like sleeping in hotels for free...broby don't u get nice job their ad a cleaner or hotel driver?... this way u can get free food(No oofeense) smiley
RomanceRe: I Need Decent Response by MrCork: 12:07pm On Jan 17, 2020
Jaubdu:
. Oh you stay in London wow, well there are people where London is a holiday spot or maybe business hub. I am one of those people stop showing off. You don't need to tell me you are in London. Who knows maybe you are doing odd job or on scholarship.
...Bro.. I drive £35,000 (cash) range rover & I own BMW mtec sir. I hav moiney.
U don't. angry
RomanceRe: I Need Decent Response by MrCork: 7:42am On Jan 17, 2020
Jaubdu:
. Are you serious? Nothing everything is a joke.
....and if u try that $hit here in London sir...u will get automatic deportation without wearing pant sir!(No oofeense ) angry
RomanceRe: I Need Decent Response by MrCork: 7:40am On Jan 17, 2020
Jaubdu:
. Are you serious? Nothing everything is a joke.


Sir, u clearly say u sleep in hotels without paying(read yor last post)...& then u asking nairaland y security wake u up to pay?..
...tha heck is wrong wit u sir...u tink everything is free free free?(shame on u mennn)
angry
RomanceRe: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by MrCork: 4:29am On Jan 17, 2020
Miffia:
Hi everyone... Good Afternoon

I will keep this brief and short.. Ignore any typographical error, please.

I have this boyfriend, we've been dating for years now. The thing is, he doesn't last long during sex, he's a 2 minutes man, as you people call it. There was a time, we had sex, less than 1 minute, yes, I mean less than a minute, just 3 or 4 thrusts and he released. He was shocked, sad and disappointed, I was shocked too. I was even the one cheering him up, not to be sad, that everything will be okay, that's not his fault, he just wore his cloth and left.

This is someone I want to marry, we will soon do our introduction and wedding, and I don't want our sex life to be boring, we are not enjoying s*x at all, and I don't want to cheat on him... We love each other so much.

Please, anybody that has experienced this before, or know how to stop it should advice me on what to do, its not making me happy neither is my boyfriend happy too

Your advice will be appreciated.. Thank You.
ignore all the rubbish advise..
..your best move is sleep wit me twice....only twice
...This way u can take revenge!! (THANK ME LATER )*
wink
RomanceRe: I Need Decent Response by MrCork: 9:47pm On Jan 16, 2020
Jaubdu:
If you are sleeping in a hotel and suddenly the security guard comes into your room in the middle of the night, turned the lights on, wakes you up, and tells you to report to the reception, how would you handle this situation? Was his action legal?


...'ok..so u sayin u sneak in a hotel to sleep for free..and then now u are complainin security guard wake u up becoz u have no moiney to pay?..correct?
..Bro.. seriously...are u ok?(No oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: I Need Decent Response by MrCork: 9:43pm On Jan 16, 2020
Jaubdu:
If you are sleeping in a hotel and suddenly the security guard comes into your room in the middle of the night, turned the lights on, wakes you up, and tells you to report to the reception, how would you handle this situation? Was his action legal?
angry
RomanceRe: Guys Can U Marry A Lady That Has Done like 2 Abortion In Her Past Relationship by MrCork: 7:28pm On Jan 16, 2020
Hisduchess:
Mrcork you are the one always picking on me cry cry
..ok..I will no longer pick on u under one condition smiley
RomanceRe: New Member by MrCork: 3:08pm On Jan 16, 2020
Reichel99:
Hi nairalanders, I am a new member and would like to make friends, please welcome me to the Nairaland family.
..HALT THEIR!!!
.

identify yor set!!
angry
RomanceRe: New Member by MrCork: 3:07pm On Jan 16, 2020
Reichel99:
Hi nairalanders, I am a new member and would like to make friends, please welcome me to the Nairaland family.
angry

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