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FRANCISTOWN:
Tears is a waste of time. It's meant for babies and the other gender. Any man who cries deserves a lipstick, eye lashes, Mary Kay and bonestraight. Men don't cry, we think.

MASSSSIVE RESPET FOR YOU SIR...
FRANCISTOWN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!

Bliztzer:
Even jesus wept.
So who are you?
Iron man.

Person wey rap the rap dey cry for inside house, but dey tell u dey form hard.
No man is too strong to cry

Testiebobo:
Who is the first person to text you "good morning" everyday? Is it your boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, best friend, father, mother, brother, sister, school mate, co-worker and none etc. Who exactly?

Testiebobo:
Who is the first person to text you "good morning" everyday? Is it your boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, best friend, father, mother, brother, sister, school mate, co-worker and none etc. Who exactly?

MikeofKd:
I dont know what happened sha but I blame sweetbuns and jennyclay.

iamtardey:
listen to rap music and man up… Ogun kiy you for me dia. Idiot

larride:
I have been this dating this girl for over a year now before she got admitted into the university, before she got admitted, she's an angel, she adore me, respects me (she still does to an extent) I got admitted a year before her, everything was going fine and smoothly until she told me she has been admitted into North America University in Cotonou, since the day she left nigeria for cotonou for school she has never called me for once, I do all the calling (to call her for one 1min is 39naira and being a student you know its not gonna be easy) I tried my best to keep the fire of the relationship burning because I truly love her, sometimes when I call her, she just give me some lame excuse why I should end the call, sometimes she just won't pick her call, mind you I'm the type of guy that knows when a woman needs her space, so I didn't call her for 3days she didn't call either, I call her back we reconcile and everything was going fine again (I thought so). She finished her first semester and came home. The night she came home we were talking on the phone and she made this statement "See don't disturb me oo, I had peace of mind when I was in school" I was like WTF, I apologized and I cut the call, she called me back the following day and apologized saying she doesn't mean it. Along the line before she returns back to school, we had a disagreement and she said "Whatever you wanna do, its none of my business, I'm living fine without you at school, save yourself the trouble and let's end this relationship". She went back to school few weeks later, I called her when she got to school and she insulted me that I could hear her roommate laughing at me from the background. I stopped calling her again from that day. 3weeks later (yesterday night) she called me and told me that it seems I have found someone else that's why I don't call her again, she even told me that I have changed to her completely. Tell me AM I WRONG FOR PUTTING A STOP TO ALL THE CALLING AND JUST LETTING HER BE.

toujurs:
How can you be a man, and you are not vocal, you can't express to a woman, how you feel about her, like are you stupid, or you are just mad?

Set aside financial capacity, these women are broke too. That's why the rich Bleep them however they like, and dump them. Guy if you see a lady you like, please approach her and engage her, with a conversation and get her number.

Let it be, she was the one, that told you No, you don't need to be told a "No" 2 times.

If she says No, this shouldn't pull you down, there are too many single women out there.

Move onto the next. Till you get what you want. And settle for what you want.

As long as she is not, someone who sold out her coochie for money.

Toast women out there, it's sad to hear how men of this generation are too weak to woo women in public places. I understand tinubu happened, but this disaster touched every gender.

It's not, All women that are after financial benefits, some believe, money comes gradually.

MikeofKd:
Dis nigga and fooling Na 5 and 6

superintendents:


Someone go just wake up start typing rubbish..

iamtardey:
I’ll wait till someone really close to you dies right in front of you Bitch.

hstar:
one thing be say,
Pple wey no know you for nairaland no go know say you be old nairalander

Since 2009 or 10

Na him you don dey nairaland without any sign of stopping soon, only fools no go know say you are here to catch cruise

Back to my question, so u don't believe in heaven?

hstar:
Cork,
Do you believe in heaven?

GiZcorp:
VDM, are you seeing this

Peterpaul96:
https://guardian.ng/breakingnews/efcc-grants-bobrisky-bail-seizes-passport/

Frost124:
Goodday nairalanders.. the topic may sound weird but I am going through a lot mentally.... I am a guy but I have observed that sometimes I act like a woman.. Trust me, I am not gay, I love girls a lot but the issue is I have observed that people tend to talk behind me that I behave and act like a girl and this has put me down both mentally and emotionally... It's so deep that I am depressed all the time and sometimes I even think about committing suicide. I don't know what to do to change all this, I am thinking it's mental problem or something else I just don't understand... Mind you... I love women a lot.. I just don't know why I act This way.... I will need you contribution on how to remedy this, Thanks

Frost124:
Goodday nairalanders.. the topic may sound weird but I am going through a lot mentally.... I am a guy but I have observed that sometimes I act like a woman.. Trust me, I am not gay, I love girls a lot but the issue is I have observed that people tend to talk behind me that I behave and act like a girl and this has put me down both mentally and emotionally... It's so deep that I am depressed all the time and sometimes I even think about committing suicide. I don't know what to do to change all this, I am thinking it's mental problem or something else I just don't understand... Mind you... I love women a lot.. I just don't know why I act This way.... I will need you contribution on how to remedy this, Thanks

rossovu:
Please what breed is this Dog?

Bankowner:
See ya life for outside!
Forming butter for outside, but confirmed koko garri for inside.
People wey talk say na waste of time to engage you no lie.

Hamachi:
Heaven-🔥
Mum- ❤️
800 billion dollars- 🎉

Hamachi:
Heaven-🔥
Mum- ❤️
800 billion dollars- 🎉

Hamachi:
Heaven-🔥
Mum- ❤️
800 billion dollars- 🎉

officialwdhtvv:
After finding out DNA tests is trending in Nigeria, American rapper Trippie Redd finds out he isn’t the father of his 3 kids after taking a DNA test.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7LEAukO-1w

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5Uq2uwShrd/?igsh=d3I1dGRydmZtbDd5

Bankowner:
You and this your hapless question of have you ever been to London. What is so special about London?
Biko, stop displaying your inferiority mentality. I have to be in London to know I shouldn't speak pidgin english.
Oga clear comot for road. Clearly, the joke is on you.

Chicagograduate:
You don't have it.Na pride dey worry you.

Bankowner:
You and this your hapless question of have you ever been to London. What is so special about London?
Biko, stop displaying your inferiority mentality. I have to be in London to know I shouldn't speak pidgin english.
Oga clear comot for road. Clearly, the joke is on you.

Dshocker:
Your article is incoherent, you need to go back to school ✍️

Chicagograduate:
Please embarrassed me.8026604559,Smart cash.

Chicagograduate:
Arrogant.You can't.

Meektunz:
This outfit was sown by the person guy standing.... He's a neighbour of mine and to him he has sown something very very great and he's advertising it.... Guys, can you wear it?

Orubebe01:
Robbers enterd a House , asked for all the Money and Valuables.
After they collected what they could, they gave the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or shoot himself.

The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates. He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him.

He hands back the gun and says, “I am sorry I can’t do this. The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun from him and passes it on to the wife to kill her husband.

The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husband’s head and pulls the trigger. But at last, the gun had no bullets in it.

The robbers get their gun and walk out of the house laughing.

QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION.
1) If you were the man, what will you do?

2) If you were the wife, what explanation will you give?

3) If you were invited to bring peace how will you settle it.