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RomanceRe: Del by MrCork: 12:18pm On Mar 27, 2024
skinnyinc:
Next
son can we now conclude at u has dumb has they come becuzz of yor dumb thread since u not has dumb like a dumb boy? smiley
RomanceRe: How I Work 3 Jobs To Earn ₦85,000 Every Month to take care of my Family (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 11:53am On Mar 27, 2024
Yevabi:
He sounds educated, he should be aware of family planning. This economy is not friendly to big families.
What size?
RomanceRe: One Most Important Thing You Must Not Allow A Girl Do For You by MrCork: 11:51am On Mar 27, 2024
UncleSpiner:
She will definitely turn around one day and tell you to your face that she was the one catering for you.

Here's my story.

I was in a relationship with her for almost a year. Things were going well and money was coming in. We flexed and chilled, we spent a large percent of my money together.

Along the line my mind told me to invest part of that money, so I secretly bought about two plots of land in case things stopped working, I can sell one and use the money to fund my life.

Also bought few coins and left them to grow and that period, it was as if the platform was eating my money the value began to depreciate like maddt. Anyways, I couldn't withdraw it sha because I would end up losing a lot of money.

Things weren't moving so well again. I became really depressed and sad.. I tried all I could. So along the line this my babe would go out and while coming back she would bring loads of cash saying her brother from her mother's side gave it to her. I knew she was lying but I had no evidence because she had recently told me someone from her mother's side whom she knows very well just bought a new car.

Things became very very tough for me, she began to feed me. She would send me money when she's not around to get something from the market and prepare so that we could eat. I would obliged and carry out the instructions.

All my guys became distant friends. I didn't know whom to run to and I had promised myself I wasn't going to touch the properties I had unless it was a do or die matter. I began to think.

My girl started with little insults and I would just ignore until it got to a point where she would stand and challenge me. She would always mention the fact that "without her I would starve".

The next habit she developed was when she started keeping late night. Sometimes she wouldn't come back the whole weekend until thr following week.

When I asked her, she would tell me she was at her family house.. Since she was practically the breadwinner of the house, I didn't say much.

I began to ask myself why someone who was very loyal when I was balling would totally change to someone I didn't recognize again.

Around January, I decided to check the coins i had bought few years ago after I heard it was doing really well. When I checked, I had gotten times 20 of the amount I bought it.

Reason why I decided to check my coins was that she began to threaten me. She told me one day that I was going to pack out of the house if I wasn't contributing anything. I told her no problem i was going to pack out.

That evening, we had a heated argument and she didn't allow me eat from the food she prepared. The following morning when I checked my coins and removed some and sold, I had enough money to see me through for a long time.

I packed my stuffs and left. She didn't even ask me where I was heading to. After few months, I started thinking of what to invest into in other to avoid same old story.

That was when I met the girl I am currently dating. She advised me to get some buses and employ people to drive then pay me every weekend since I had the money.

I did what she asked and got about 4 buses, she also asked me to start working on my lands so that I could have my own house. So far I have gone far with one of the building...

To be continued....
so a girl allow u to pack yor stuff & enter bus inside hot sun..this is why u happy?are u ok in the head sir(no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: Del by MrCork: 11:48am On Mar 27, 2024
skinnyinc:
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you like to get a good head?
yor family should be praud of u sir...great dumb question!! (no oofencsece) undecided
RomanceRe: I'm Getting Tired Of My Gf by MrCork: 10:05pm On Mar 26, 2024
Mikuni:
When I first met her, she seemed quite decent and modest. The first time we were all alone, she gave me the impression that she hates sex, because she wouldn't even let me touch her hands. In my mind, I felt I had met a virgin. I was praising God.

Last week, she came around; to my surprise, she hugged me and kissed me. The kiss lasted about 30 minutes. She kissed like she was possessed. I got scared myself. Okay, virgins are the best kissers, I said to myself. She left eventually after everything.

The next day, we had sex. When she undressed, I immediately tried to insert, but she instead started kissing again. After that, she directed my head to her boobs and told me to lick the whole portion of her nipples, including her areola. Each time I tried stopping, she would direct my head to her nipple. She made sex seem like hard work to me. I began to get tired. My tongue was getting pale.

When I eventually penetrated, I was happy it'll all be over in two minutes. To my surprise she told me to hit slowly, then she told me to raise the tempo faster and faster. That took about 20 minutes.

After sex, I decided to sleep a little. I felt really bad. I felt used.

While I was still thinking of how to get aboniki for my waist, I suddenly felt something like a "heavy balloon" on my face. This lady's ass was on my face. That was when I knew I had to run. She begged for head. I declined and left immediately. She felt embarrassed, but I don't care. I can't marry a sex maniac!
Gimmmme her nomba sir...let me help u advise her!! smiley
RomanceRe: Lamentations Of A Jobless And Depressed Nairalander by MrCork: 9:26pm On Mar 26, 2024
odenkirk:
i am tired of wallowing in abject poverty, life seems meaningless for me i am depressed and suicidal.
i have been trying to get something to do with my life but i couldnt find any. all i do is sit down at home 24/7 and listen to females jibber-jabber which make me more depressed and feel like a loser. staying at home is emasculating me i am tired.
i graduated 4 years ago, i never get any job. who needs a graduate job? all i want is to be active and be doing something.
i look for construction site job, labourer job or a factory job but i couldnt find any, like i am cursed.
whenever i log into my whatsapp and check the pictures of my friends i feel more depressed because i am clearly depreciating while they are appreciating, i think i am under a strong spell because nothing seems to work for me.
they say an idle mind is a devil's workshop, the devil has been planting different kind of bad ideas into my head and i have been ignoring but lately i begin to take it serious. i dont wanna end up a criminal but it keeps appearing to me that crime is the only solution for my wretched life.
this coming april i will be 30 years old with nothing to my name, i have nothing in this life except my old broken phone and my 2 old shirts and one trouser.
i am more depressed lately, because im clocking 30 without nothing, if i have not start life when shall i start? the average life expectancy of Nigerians is 54 years and i lived 30years poor and wretched how many do i have left if i dont start life now?
honestly i dont wanna end up a criminal or a chronic online beggar. i want something of my own but this country keeps failing me. the regret the years i wasted going to school, if i had not wasted time going to school nd used the time i wasted learning skills i would have a professional welder, carpenter or a mechanic by now but here i am with nothing but a useless paper called a DEGREE grin
My life is a mess but i thank God for it.
LAZY YOUTH!!@
Cant u go n sing afro beat??(no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: Who Are You Taking Out For A Date Tems Or Tiwa Savage?(photo) by MrCork: 9:25pm On Mar 26, 2024
brain54:
Both aren't my spec...

But would choose tiwa over tems. I often wonder when people say tems is fine. I find her unattractive.

Tiwa is beautiful. She just isn't my kind of woman tho.

As they say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Tiwa seems to be a more interesting and lively person too. Tems seems boring and dull.

I like Chidinma tho!
^^^^there they are...the chidimmma type
So u like women wit mustash...corrrrrect? U enjoy dating she male womens sir?(no oofencsece) angry
PoliticsRe: Dapo Abiodun: Dollar Will Soon Crash Following Meeting We Had by MrCork: 9:14pm On Mar 26, 2024
Ambber:
thieving liars.
Pleaae describe yo sef coz u hav a shance to make moiney. Are u fine? smiley
CrimeRe: Bobrisky Broke No Law, Nigerians Have No Right To Criticise Him - Morayo Afolabi by MrCork: 9:12pm On Mar 26, 2024
Truths9ja:
Best Dressed Female award: Nigerians have no right to criticize Bobrisky as long as she hasn’t broken any law - TV Host, Morayo Afolabi-Brown






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzv_Q7L5-vI?si=C7HCAhf7oNFV0fmP
Borisky is lightskin beautiful..we love her & every man definitely love to yansh her!!!((REAL TALK)) wink
TravelRe: Man Kneels Down To Thank God He Left Nigeria For The UK by MrCork: 5:49pm On Mar 26, 2024
atiku4President:
Honestly. Deserving. Only a fool will argue it. If you know what a combination of Buhari's wasteful 8 years and a possible Tinubu's hopeless 8 years can do in the life of someone, you will weep. It looks like a 16 year old teen who has struggled to finish college with no hope of a descent higher education in a country where life can be cut short at any moment.
LAZY YOUTH!!! angry
Dat useless boy is a failure to Nigeria. Am i sufffarin ...fuk no. There are people makin it in Nigeria & we never complain..insted of this eeeeedioootick people thinking of wot they can do..they waitin on govament.
. Who care if he leaves..FUKKK HIM..lazy youth!!!(no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: South African Ladies Reveal The Moment They Realized They Were “Hoes” by MrCork: 4:47pm On Mar 26, 2024
Bharekta:
South African ladies on Facebook have revealed the encounter & experiences they had that made them realize they were ‘h0es’.


In laymans parlance, ‘hoe’ refers to a woman of easy virtue.

https://bluebloodz.com/south-african-ladies-reveal-the-moment-they-realized-they-were-whores/
You sound like a nomal fooooolish hapokatickness eeeeediooot......aint 80% of our single & marrried Nigerian womens now olosho?..do u no how married women i slept with since jan 2024?
U a proper dunce sir!!(no oofencsece) embarassed
CultureRe: Number Of Languages By Country by MrCork: 9:43pm On Mar 24, 2024
MrsAminaBello:
you must be referring to your late father
Kaiiiii..see lightskin chick!!!!
Helo baby i hav moiney..please can i chop kiss & get kiss plus extra hug for 5k...cash?? cheesy
FamilyRe: Nigerian Woman Welcomes Husband's Second Wife With Open Arms (pics, Video) by MrCork: 9:25pm On Mar 24, 2024
UnknownQueen:
Lizzy Anjorin and Enu iso.

Doris Simeon and Stella Damascus abi na Damasus.

My grandma and Iya Isale. grin
What size?
Foreign AffairsRe: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Russia Hall Attack (photos) by MrCork: 2:22pm On Mar 23, 2024
MzansiCoolio:
Israel created Hamas because its an apartheid colonial regime over Palestine. Why is the world surprised that after 70 years of oppression Palestinians would resort to violence?

YOU AGAIN!!!
Mr coconut. head..If commmmon sense is not commmon, then clearly yor head may not be corrrrect & u need head sheck up. Hamas , IPOD, NNAMDI KANU are all terrrrrorist & should be eliminated from earth....Isreal is a great country. Please seek medical help
you are a terrrrrorist sopoter & u belong in jail. SHAME ON U FOR SOPOTIN TERRRRRORISM...SAY NO TO TERRRRORIST!!!!((((no oofencsece) angry

RomanceRe: Strange Sexual Behaviour by MrCork: 1:29am On Mar 23, 2024
Goldenfinger5:
Female folks in the house pls i want to know something about this behaviour of my girlfriend. She always like me to wrestle her to the ground before having my way with her. At first i thought was going to be a one time affair but to my greatest surprise only this method works and she seem to enjoy every bit of the show. Pls is this behaviour normal
angry
RomanceRe: Do Men Have Same Manhood Size As Their Fathers & Brothers? by MrCork: 1:27am On Mar 23, 2024
MzansiCoolio:
This is not a thread for cavemen with goat mountain mentally like you. Wipe your S with a stone after gutter pooping in my mentions (as per your culture) and never return again. I'll destroy you if you dont know who i am.
U silly she-goat...u create sangobalistick dumb thread like homeless chicken about compArrring Mens priiiik.....does nairaland looook like LGBT GAY PEOPLE COOMMMUNITY centre? are u ok or do u need help sir??(no oofencsece) undecided
RomanceRe: Do Men Have Same Manhood Size As Their Fathers & Brothers? by MrCork: 1:05am On Mar 23, 2024
MzansiCoolio:
Is your manhood the same size as your dad's? It's uncomfortable, but thought provoking.
Brother willl u carrrry yor ragamoffffing gay thread to food section biko?.....who told u we intarested in man priiiik!! angry
RomanceRe: Lady Shares A Story Of Her Husband Has Never Made Love Since They Got Married by MrCork: 1:04am On Mar 23, 2024
ItisWell22:
We ain’t clicking. 😫😩
helo can i chop kiss? smiley
FoodRe: Help! Is It Possible To Save My Egusi Soup? by MrCork: 1:03am On Mar 23, 2024
Ndidiamaka025:
It can never disappoint
Hello please can i chop kiss twice..plus hug?? cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Christ Embassy Has Raised 50 People From The Dead - Chris Oyakhilome by MrCork: 1:01am On Mar 23, 2024
Gabayo17:
With God all things are possible
Yea we belif you sir....are u a millionaire yet??(no oofencsece) undecided
RomanceLadies Would U rather kiss a Londoner than those Homebase People? by MrCork(op): 12:56am On Mar 23, 2024
M.0.D....FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!

Altho am a Londoner from London, moiney aint everythin Even thou i drive a 2018 Range rover. So ladies why would u prefer us to homebase people simply bucuzz they hav no idea how to kiss juss becuzz they see people kiss on television & they not use to it? So Ladies why do u prefer french kiss with us London guys only?

MATURE REPLIES PLEASE...this thread is for edocation please!!

Comments welcome
HealthRe: Does Beans Make People Tall by MrCork: 10:43pm On Mar 22, 2024
Localemperor:
So beans made It possible grin
Yesss sir. It make u tall like pole!! angry
HealthRe: Does Beans Make People Tall by MrCork: 10:04pm On Mar 22, 2024
Localemperor:
Is this a misconception or a myth? Why do people associate being tall to eating of beans.
Yes...all females lice my height sir!!!(true story) angry
RomanceRe: Strange Scar On Women In The Hookup And Brothel Industry by MrCork: 3:56pm On Mar 22, 2024
StatusSymbol:
Good evening, I will be brief.
For the past 3 months, I happen to have meet a lot of young ladies between the ages of 20 and 33 who were actively engaged in the HookUp industry.and some who worked at the brothel

Most of these ladies had one thing in common: fresh and healing wounds which endup to be deep and obvious scars
These scars can be found on their wrist, back of thier left leg (close to the calf region) and sometimes it can be found on the arm.

Initially, I used to think maybe they are just ordinary wounds until two days ago.
I met one of these girls and one thing led to the other. I got to know those "scars" aren't just scars but a pact they make to join in the HookUp industry.

I used to think those scars were not really strange but now I understand what exactly they are.
I managed to take this picture... I'll try my possible best to show you more if I get the chance. (Pay attention to the mark)

Please share your experience
(MODIFIED)
In the image below is the lady's wrist with the scar
Brother yor job is to yansh babe..not loook for scare. U dont like women?. Why are u gay sir??(no oofencsece)) angry
RomanceRe: Strange Scar On Women In The Hookup And Brothel Industry by MrCork: 3:54pm On Mar 22, 2024
StatusSymbol:
Good evening, I will be brief.
For the past 3 months, I happen to have meet a lot of young ladies between the ages of 20 and 33 who were actively engaged in the HookUp industry.and some who worked at the brothel

Most of these ladies had one thing in common: fresh and healing wounds which endup to be deep and obvious scars
These scars can be found on their wrist, back of thier left leg (close to the calf region) and sometimes it can be found on the arm.

Initially, I used to think maybe they are just ordinary wounds until two days ago.
I met one of these girls and one thing led to the other. I got to know those "scars" aren't just scars but a pact they make to join in the HookUp industry.

I used to think those scars were not really strange but now I understand what exactly they are.
I managed to take this picture... I'll try my possible best to show you more if I get the chance. (Pay attention to the mark)

Please share your experience
(MODIFIED)
In the image below is the lady's wrist with the scar
angry
RomanceRe: Hello everyone by MrCork(op): 3:05pm On Mar 22, 2024
Just completed 10 pussshup & 8 sit up...

...meaning .NOBODY SHOULD MESS WITH ME!!!! (true story) angry
RomanceHello everyone by MrCork(op):
Am of to the gym!!
RomanceRe: Why Can't My Husband Stop P0rn �� by MrCork: 11:12pm On Mar 21, 2024
Longdon1:
I got married when I was 19 and my husband was 20. Now I’m 25 and he’s 26 and we have two kids (5 and 3).

Four years ago, while I was pregnant with my second son I found out he had an onlyfans account and it really upset me. I made my boundaries clear and explained that I was not okay with this because he’s paying them, but I was still okay with porn. Then a couple months later I found out he was still using onlyfans and on top of it had subscribed to one of my friend’s onlyfans. I talked to him again and explained that I would leave him over this. Another couple months go by and he’s STILL using onlyfans. At this point he had spent like $500 on it and I was obviously upset. I ended up leaving him and moving out with my two kids. A year went by of coparenting and eventually we talked it through and ended up back together. A couple months into being together I saw he had made on subscription to onlyfans, so I confronted him. He apologized and I was so confused because I literally just moved back with him so I ignored it that time.

It’s been one year since then and earlier this week I found out that he got an email from onlyfans. The email said his subscription was ending so I ended up changing the password and getting into his account. Turns out for all of 2023 he’s been subscribing to onlyfans. When I confronted him, he was just kind of listening but had nothing to say. I told him I needed to think and have no confronted him since.

The issue is in all other ways he’s a pretty decent partner. He drives me everywhere because he knows I don’t like to. He cleans, takes care of the kids, works. But I just can’t understand why he has to keep doing this and at this point I feel like I almost have to leave bc he clearly is not respecting me or my boundaries. On the other hand it would suck to leave because he’s my bestfriend and I love him and I’ve never really had to do life without him.
porn movies is good....truss me!! cheesy .

.but Watching blue films is bad, horrrible!!! ((THANK ME :LATER)) angry
RomanceRe: Hookup Lady And Client In Intense Fight Over Payment Dispute (photos) by MrCork: 10:39pm On Mar 21, 2024
NairaOcean:
A hookup woman and her client engaged in a fierce altercation over a disputed payment balance. Eyewitnesses were left shocked and disturbed as what started as a private business transaction turned into a violent public clash, leading the hookup woman to seize her client's phone in retaliation during a heated payment dispute. shocked The situation quickly escalated as the client, agitated and furious, shouted for the return of his phone, leading to a dramatic altercation that shocked bystanders.
kaiiii seee booooooooobsi....this is very disgusssting!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: If A Girl Toasts You Will You Accept? - shomek by MrCork: 9:44pm On Mar 21, 2024
Shomek:
You are a gold digger bro
mada f*cker
Brother..we juss tryin to let u no yor commnmon sence is not commmon. Do u where make up sir? (no oofencsece) smiley
RomanceRe: Who Can Lend Me 5k Here? by MrCork: 5:10pm On Mar 21, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Who beg ur mama?


Ar beg ur papa join?
TOO LATE TO APOLOGICE...YOU A KNOWN BEGGGGAR IN NAIRALAND..shame on u!!!!(((pirrriod)) angry

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