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hardon1:
As I no see wife make I find fvck mate😁😁😁

If your a lady and like sex... Let's Bleep and explore fantasies at will. I am calm, cool mature and reserved + the gbola try too

Reside in warri Delta
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kayalla:
I came to nairaland to check, thought it was wifi at home.

Carcholce:
Sirr, what if after She gives you the punnny you run away and ruin the friendship.

You are wickked sirr. No offencse

Thanos1000:
I'm not here to bash women or talk bad about them. No one is perfect but what i do ponder on is that. Why do some women who mostly go to church every now and then tends to be the most untrustworthy??
Like in most cases when your girlfriend or wife tends to attend church like say na there then born her.
It feels off in some ways for me

Winterhaven:
Mathematiciansin the house, Come in and solve this maths.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]If you are denied an American visa multiple times, does it mean the applicant is unlikeable?[/color]

ChildOfDoom:
Hmm. Who would have thought that despite my standing in the society, I would stoop so low to embarrass myself at a brothel.

So it happened that I got some side deals in the office which gave me about 14000 naira. I thought I had arrived and decided to visit a brothel yesterday night

I had about 4300 in my account and 9800 cash. My plan was to use just 9000 naira maximum cash for two ladies and then take 800 naira change home.

I approached the first lady who charged 3000 naira. I wanted more. To help me cum as I rode her. I was charged extra 3000 to add romance and kiss. After I came, I was left with 3800 cash.

On going out, I met a new girl on low cut I needed to taste badly. She said she only takes 6000 and above and nothing less. But she promised to give me anyhow I wanted it. But she said it must be cash payment due to bad MTN network as her madam was not accepting transfer.

I gave her 3000 and promised to go withdraw the remaining 3000 to settle her. She held my small phone as guarantee.

After we lashed, I kept begging to do transfer. She refused o. She kept shouting 'my Toto nor be for transfer. Na only cash'. What saved me is that, the girls in the brothel knew me and tried to convince her I will pay. If I was a random guy, Dem for embarrass me

Just when I was thinking of how I will look for a POS that late to withdraw the balance 3000 for her and then manage the last 1300 in the account together with the 800 on me for feeding, a short girl with big navel who was on weed passed and asked me if I wanted to lash.

Foolish me followed her in with my miserable paper bag. I negotiated 2000. And climbed and pumped till I came. Now I was in a debt of 5000. 4300 in account and 800 cash. How was I going to eat if I paid it all

So I gave the big-navel girl 500 naira and held 300 change for bottle Pepsi and biscuit to recover my energy. I told her I would transfer the remaining 1500. I transferred 3500 from my account to the madam. 1500 for the short girl and 2000 for the low-cut babe. So I could survive with 800

She kept screaming, 'no be our agreement. Na 3000 remain and my Toto nor be for transfer'. The madam was not even around to confirm the transfer. I left the brothel in shame, telling her to hold my small phone till when we settle everything.

Thank God Dem nor hold me local. Fvck will soon put me in the same problem as betting

ChildOfDoom:
Hmm. Who would have thought that despite my standing in the society, I would stoop so low to embarrass myself at a brothel.

So it happened that I got some side deals in the office which gave me about 14000 naira. I thought I had arrived and decided to visit a brothel yesterday night

I had about 4300 in my account and 9800 cash. My plan was to use just 9000 naira maximum cash for two ladies and then take 800 naira change home.

I approached the first lady who charged 3000 naira. I wanted more. To help me cum as I rode her. I was charged extra 3000 to add romance and kiss. After I came, I was left with 3800 cash.

On going out, I met a new girl on low cut I needed to taste badly. She said she only takes 6000 and above and nothing less. But she promised to give me anyhow I wanted it. But she said it must be cash payment due to bad MTN network as her madam was not accepting transfer.

I gave her 3000 and promised to go withdraw the remaining 3000 to settle her. She held my small phone as guarantee.

After we lashed, I kept begging to do transfer. She refused o. She kept shouting 'my Toto nor be for transfer. Na only cash'. What saved me is that, the girls in the brothel knew me and tried to convince her I will pay. If I was a random guy, Dem for embarrass me

Just when I was thinking of how I will look for a POS that late to withdraw the balance 3000 for her and then manage the last 1300 in the account together with the 800 on me for feeding, a short girl with big navel who was on weed passed and asked me if I wanted to lash.

Foolish me followed her in with my miserable paper bag. I negotiated 2000. And climbed and pumped till I came. Now I was in a debt of 5000. 4300 in account and 800 cash. How was I going to eat if I paid it all

So I gave the big-navel girl 500 naira and held 300 change for bottle Pepsi and biscuit to recover my energy. I told her I would transfer the remaining 1500. I transferred 3500 from my account to the madam. 1500 for the short girl and 2000 for the low-cut babe. So I could survive with 800

She kept screaming, 'no be our agreement. Na 3000 remain and my Toto nor be for transfer'. The madam was not even around to confirm the transfer. I left the brothel in shame, telling her to hold my small phone till when we settle everything.

Thank God Dem nor hold me local. Fvck will soon put me in the same problem as betting

AndrewTate:
If you are trying to find out why you act the way you do it's not a wise thing to generalize it.
If you are looking for a solution to your problem go straight to the point.

Stop saying “ALL MEN”!

190:
Corky joe do you phuck them anal?

Ryda:
As seen on the street of social Media. A user posted video of animals killed by a hunter. There's a Warthog, Civet and other unidentified animals in the video.

The camera man had just one job, move the camera around so that we can have a proper view of the hunters kill.

Credit: 92 wolf

Omihanifa:
https://thenationonlineng.net/i-contemplated-bleaching-after-mide-martins-insult-habibat-jinad/

Aboks:
Real mean lol dont follow married women , only gigolos like u

i pray the husband catch u one day

na so dem go follow ur wife

Aboks:
Who was your english teacher

Natbrowny:
ALL MEN REALLY..

Elegantspiker:
Don't spoil the show, Just type 'seen' when you've spotted whats in the picture.

Azazyel:
Ogbeni calm down. Why all the harsh words? You're proud enough to tell us how you sleep with married woman. I'm sure you're even exaggerating everything. People wey dey do am no dey too make noise

kpompey:
U are close to your grave.

skinnyinc:
Next

Yevabi:
He sounds educated, he should be aware of family planning. This economy is not friendly to big families.

UncleSpiner:
She will definitely turn around one day and tell you to your face that she was the one catering for you.

Here's my story.

I was in a relationship with her for almost a year. Things were going well and money was coming in. We flexed and chilled, we spent a large percent of my money together.

Along the line my mind told me to invest part of that money, so I secretly bought about two plots of land in case things stopped working, I can sell one and use the money to fund my life.

Also bought few coins and left them to grow and that period, it was as if the platform was eating my money the value began to depreciate like maddt. Anyways, I couldn't withdraw it sha because I would end up losing a lot of money.

Things weren't moving so well again. I became really depressed and sad.. I tried all I could. So along the line this my babe would go out and while coming back she would bring loads of cash saying her brother from her mother's side gave it to her. I knew she was lying but I had no evidence because she had recently told me someone from her mother's side whom she knows very well just bought a new car.

Things became very very tough for me, she began to feed me. She would send me money when she's not around to get something from the market and prepare so that we could eat. I would obliged and carry out the instructions.

All my guys became distant friends. I didn't know whom to run to and I had promised myself I wasn't going to touch the properties I had unless it was a do or die matter. I began to think.

My girl started with little insults and I would just ignore until it got to a point where she would stand and challenge me. She would always mention the fact that "without her I would starve".

The next habit she developed was when she started keeping late night. Sometimes she wouldn't come back the whole weekend until thr following week.

When I asked her, she would tell me she was at her family house.. Since she was practically the breadwinner of the house, I didn't say much.

I began to ask myself why someone who was very loyal when I was balling would totally change to someone I didn't recognize again.

Around January, I decided to check the coins i had bought few years ago after I heard it was doing really well. When I checked, I had gotten times 20 of the amount I bought it.

Reason why I decided to check my coins was that she began to threaten me. She told me one day that I was going to pack out of the house if I wasn't contributing anything. I told her no problem i was going to pack out.

That evening, we had a heated argument and she didn't allow me eat from the food she prepared. The following morning when I checked my coins and removed some and sold, I had enough money to see me through for a long time.

I packed my stuffs and left. She didn't even ask me where I was heading to. After few months, I started thinking of what to invest into in other to avoid same old story.

That was when I met the girl I am currently dating. She advised me to get some buses and employ people to drive then pay me every weekend since I had the money.

I did what she asked and got about 4 buses, she also asked me to start working on my lands so that I could have my own house. So far I have gone far with one of the building...

To be continued....

skinnyinc:
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you like to get a good head?

Mikuni:
When I first met her, she seemed quite decent and modest. The first time we were all alone, she gave me the impression that she hates sex, because she wouldn't even let me touch her hands. In my mind, I felt I had met a virgin. I was praising God.

Last week, she came around; to my surprise, she hugged me and kissed me. The kiss lasted about 30 minutes. She kissed like she was possessed. I got scared myself. Okay, virgins are the best kissers, I said to myself. She left eventually after everything.

The next day, we had sex. When she undressed, I immediately tried to insert, but she instead started kissing again. After that, she directed my head to her boobs and told me to lick the whole portion of her nipples, including her areola. Each time I tried stopping, she would direct my head to her nipple. She made sex seem like hard work to me. I began to get tired. My tongue was getting pale.

When I eventually penetrated, I was happy it'll all be over in two minutes. To my surprise she told me to hit slowly, then she told me to raise the tempo faster and faster. That took about 20 minutes.

After sex, I decided to sleep a little. I felt really bad. I felt used.

While I was still thinking of how to get aboniki for my waist, I suddenly felt something like a "heavy balloon" on my face. This lady's ass was on my face. That was when I knew I had to run. She begged for head. I declined and left immediately. She felt embarrassed, but I don't care. I can't marry a sex maniac!

odenkirk:
i am tired of wallowing in abject poverty, life seems meaningless for me i am depressed and suicidal.
i have been trying to get something to do with my life but i couldnt find any. all i do is sit down at home 24/7 and listen to females jibber-jabber which make me more depressed and feel like a loser. staying at home is emasculating me i am tired.
i graduated 4 years ago, i never get any job. who needs a graduate job? all i want is to be active and be doing something.
i look for construction site job, labourer job or a factory job but i couldnt find any, like i am cursed.
whenever i log into my whatsapp and check the pictures of my friends i feel more depressed because i am clearly depreciating while they are appreciating, i think i am under a strong spell because nothing seems to work for me.
they say an idle mind is a devil's workshop, the devil has been planting different kind of bad ideas into my head and i have been ignoring but lately i begin to take it serious. i dont wanna end up a criminal but it keeps appearing to me that crime is the only solution for my wretched life.
this coming april i will be 30 years old with nothing to my name, i have nothing in this life except my old broken phone and my 2 old shirts and one trouser.
i am more depressed lately, because im clocking 30 without nothing, if i have not start life when shall i start? the average life expectancy of Nigerians is 54 years and i lived 30years poor and wretched how many do i have left if i dont start life now?
honestly i dont wanna end up a criminal or a chronic online beggar. i want something of my own but this country keeps failing me. the regret the years i wasted going to school, if i had not wasted time going to school nd used the time i wasted learning skills i would have a professional welder, carpenter or a mechanic by now but here i am with nothing but a useless paper called a DEGREE
My life is a mess but i thank God for it.

brain54:
Both aren't my spec...

But would choose tiwa over tems. I often wonder when people say tems is fine. I find her unattractive.

Tiwa is beautiful. She just isn't my kind of woman tho.

As they say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Tiwa seems to be a more interesting and lively person too. Tems seems boring and dull.

I like Chidinma tho!

Ambber:
thieving liars.

Truths9ja:
Best Dressed Female award: Nigerians have no right to criticize Bobrisky as long as she hasn’t broken any law - TV Host, Morayo Afolabi-Brown






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzv_Q7L5-vI?si=C7HCAhf7oNFV0fmP

atiku4President:
Honestly. Deserving. Only a fool will argue it. If you know what a combination of Buhari's wasteful 8 years and a possible Tinubu's hopeless 8 years can do in the life of someone, you will weep. It looks like a 16 year old teen who has struggled to finish college with no hope of a descent higher education in a country where life can be cut short at any moment.