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RomanceRe: My Supervisor Is Stalking My Social Media…What Do I Do? by MrCork: 6:22pm On Mar 18, 2024
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink] Hi all, my supervisor is stalking my social media and even sent me a follow request on instagram…I’m thinking of reporting her to the company but I don’t know how they’ll understand the situation…

She is obsessed with me

What do I do?[/color]
tell him you my woman....the only sunshine inside my tea
....he shold back offfff
wots his name, date of birth, family tree, employment history, tribe & adddresss?? angry
RomanceRe: How to Get a Good Woman Online In Nigeria by MrCork: 6:00pm On Mar 18, 2024
iLegendd:
...
Tik talk korrrr....tikiri tango niiii

Bro go n watch blue film i beg!!! (No oofencsece) angry
RomanceAre you people aware of this? by MrCork(op):
..M.0.D....FRONT PAGE PLEASE

Do u homebase people no what electric toooth brush is? Its not for cookin, wahing plate & it loook notin like chewwwing stick. Its wot we use in london for brushing teeeeth
Please advise ..(no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Ghetto Areas Always Give Birth To Children Like Rat by MrCork: 1:53pm On Mar 18, 2024
Illegal1:
omoh.........are u always high on cheap weed(no ofences)
No. are u sayon yor commmon sencse is commmon sir??(no oofencsece)) undecided
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Felt Like Giving Up And God Came Through Last Minute? by MrCork: 10:16am On Mar 18, 2024
Havesomesense:
Since I was young I've been good at one thing and I've worked really hard towards achieving it, i've made a lot of sacrifices, spent a lot of money on it but no breakthrough, I feel bad that at this stage in my life, I'm still struggling and not fulfilled.

I just hope God has a master plan for my life cus I'm tired.
Yesssssss sir. I finally had 3some last year December!!
((((true story)))) cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Ghetto Areas Always Give Birth To Children Like Rat by MrCork: 9:44am On Mar 18, 2024
Olawade24:
Am I the one who gave birth to them or is your head paining you. Maybe perhaps you should go do awareness programme there.

Oversabi, no offence.
Brother i never said yor head is not corrrrrect...i said if yor head is corrrrrect, u will agree dat environment somebody is raised affect the way they tink.right now we can not say yor head is not corrrrrect juss becuzz u not ìtinking straight.
Hope dat make sence altho it make not be corrrrrect today!!! smiley
RomanceRe: Is My New Gf Diabolical by MrCork: 11:32pm On Mar 17, 2024
Mikuni:
My new gf wanted me to pay her a visit. I personally don't like visiting ladies, but the desire to eat jollof rice that day made me visit her. I visited her on Friday, slept over and decided to leave early next morning.

On my way out of the compound gate, I saw something strange. I saw pieces of akara (bean-cake) round the whole house to the entrance of the gate. It was deliberately placed there. And one piece of akara was placed at the gate entrance, forming a large circle.

I was scared to move through the gate, so I went back and told her what I just saw. She laughed and told me that since their new "Cele" neighbor came to the compound, that's what they have been seeing, though not regularly.

I'd like to know the implication of walking over the "sacrifice", if you have experienced such. Do you advise she leaves the house ASAP??
Is she lightskin?? angry
RomanceRe: Is My New Gf Diabolical by MrCork: 11:32pm On Mar 17, 2024
Mikuni:
My new gf wanted me to pay her a visit. I personally don't like visiting ladies, but the desire to eat jollof rice that day made me visit her. I visited her on Friday, slept over and decided to leave early next morning.

On my way out of the compound gate, I saw something strange. I saw pieces of akara (bean-cake) round the whole house to the entrance of the gate. It was deliberately placed there. And one piece of akara was placed at the gate entrance, forming a large circle.

I was scared to move through the gate, so I went back and told her what I just saw. She laughed and told me that since their new "Cele" neighbor came to the compound, that's what they have been seeing, though not regularly.

I'd like to know the implication of walking over the "sacrifice", if you have experienced such. Do you advise she leaves the house ASAP??
angry
RomanceRe: I Have Been 'Servicing' My Neighbor's Pregnant Wife & I Want To Stop - Man Cries by MrCork:
vibemad007:
I've been servicing my neighbor's pregnant wife and I don't know how to stop -- Man cries out
brother did u pour inside sir?(no oofeonsce) angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Ghetto Areas Always Give Birth To Children Like Rat by MrCork: 6:25pm On Mar 17, 2024
DevilsEqual:
Not just children but too many females children specifically

There's a theory propounded by evolutionary biologists as to why mother nature made it this way(It's one way to naturally select the most likely gender to harbour a strong gene till wealth comes)

Read up on"Sperm War" a book by Robin Baker, an Evolutionary biologist

If this gets to the FP, I go come summarize ehy for una
JessicaRabit could still doubt this
Son...it seems u & Olawade24 hav brain mal function issue. The local government may need to replace yor brains wit rabbit brain
..u blame women.di women give birth by them sef. This is why they need to legalice back hand slap ther in Nigeria!(no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by MrCork:
ayjay45:
I can't help but feel sad bcuz I don't have much sexual relationships even at 26.

I get rejected on Dating apps after sending my pics.
Imagine being handsome or even average looking. Friends would flock more towards you than an ugly guy.
People would like you and want to help you

To make things worse, my family is POOR embarassed

Bye nairaland
Brother u are not really ugly angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Ghetto Areas Always Give Birth To Children Like Rat by MrCork: 6:12pm On Mar 17, 2024
Olawade24:
Am I the one who gave birth to them or is your head paining you. Maybe perhaps you should go do awareness programme there.

Oversabi, no offence.
Son...Again if yor coooomon sence is commnmon..u will understand dat giving birth has alot to do wit environment. Clearly yor brain need new battery. The reason why an area have local government is to help develop programme to help its community. The good news is u so dumb its unbelievable!!!(((TANK ME LATER))) smiley
RomanceRe: Why Do Ghetto Areas Always Give Birth To Children Like Rat by MrCork: 6:06pm On Mar 17, 2024
Olawade24:
So I had to goto a remote area here in Port harcourt, precisely mango estate at elele one.

I went there to chill a little, if you know what I mean.

Surprising, the place risk of heavy ghetto. You need to see how poor the neighborhood is, very epileptic place with children in their number roaming all over the place.

I thought by now people should be wise enough not to give birth like rat in this tinubulation. Time will tell.

A great lesson they will learn by force. Because I see hunger coming for them but unfortunately my friend don't seem to agree with me, instead he told me they will continue cheating children even if Nigeria is as poor as Somali.

I giveup.
...and if yor commnmon sence is not commnmon..u can hagggon & let me ask IFA!!!(No oofencsece twice) angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Ghetto Areas Always Give Birth To Children Like Rat by MrCork: 6:04pm On Mar 17, 2024
Olawade24:
So I had to goto a remote area here in Port harcourt, precisely mango estate at elele one.

I went there to chill a little, if you know what I mean.

Surprising, the place risk of heavy ghetto. You need to see how poor the neighborhood is, very epileptic place with children in their number roaming all over the place.

I thought by now people should be wise enough not to give birth like rat in this tinubulation. Time will tell.

A great lesson they will learn by force. Because I see hunger coming for them but unfortunately my friend don't seem to agree with me, instead he told me they will continue cheating children even if Nigeria is as poor as Somali.

I giveup.
If yor coooomon sence is commnmon sir..u will no there is somtin call FAMILY PLANNIN...google it!!! (no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: She Was Biting Her Finger And Staring At Me. Is She Ok? by MrCork: 5:28pm On Mar 17, 2024
Trollegend:
Oga shut up, what are we saying what is this one saying
Brother...i simply said yor face is ugly...did i say somtin wrong sir??((((no oofencsece)))) undecided
RomanceRe: What Should I Do With This? [PICTURE] by MrCork: 2:33pm On Mar 17, 2024
iLegendd:
I'll give it a try. Send me your Bitcoin wallet let me transfer all my money to you before I do it.
Brother am a lover not a fighter...all i ask for is yor girlfriend sir smiley
RomanceRe: What Should I Do With This? [PICTURE] by MrCork: 12:51pm On Mar 17, 2024
iLegendd:
There is a certain food I don't really like much, but I began to like it this year because I'm tired of garri (my favorite), rice, yam, and others.

I put some cups of beans in water, but lost the motivation to cook it. After approximately two days in water (I changed the water 3 times), I decided to cook it thinking the softness will make it boil faster since it mostly takes me 2 hours to cook my 2 and half or 3 cups of beans on electric stove.

Guess what? Since yesterday, e never boil. It's more than 12 hours on fire now, but it keeps getting harder. I'm even using the bigger size of the stove. Every passing hour, it gets harder. I used gas, yet same thing. I finally brought it down. I no do again.

I want to dispose it, but a thought came to me to blend it. The beans self don turn brown after suffering hours on fire since yesterday.

Should I dispose it or what can I do with a blended beans?

I always advise people never to give up in life,
but look at me giving up on this one. The beans is just too haaaaard. The softness it had when I soaked it has disappeared.
brother..jummmpin of bridge is the only way out .
best bridge is 3rd mainland bridge sir..THANK ME LATER!!!((no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: What Should I Do With This? [PICTURE] by MrCork: 12:50pm On Mar 17, 2024
iLegendd:
There is a certain food I don't really like much, but I began to like it this year because I'm tired of garri (my favorite), rice, yam, and others.

I put some cups of beans in water, but lost the motivation to cook it. After approximately two days in water (I changed the water 3 times), I decided to cook it thinking the softness will make it boil faster since it mostly takes me 2 hours to cook my 2 and half or 3 cups of beans on electric stove.

Guess what? Since yesterday, e never boil. It's more than 12 hours on fire now, but it keeps getting harder. I'm even using the bigger size of the stove. Every passing hour, it gets harder. I used gas, yet same thing. I finally brought it down. I no do again.

I want to dispose it, but a thought came to me to blend it. The beans self don turn brown after suffering hours on fire since yesterday.

Should I dispose it or what can I do with a blended beans?

I always advise people never to give up in life,
but look at me giving up on this one. The beans is just too haaaaard. The softness it had when I soaked it has disappeared.
angry
RomanceRe: I Slept With My Married Ex by MrCork: 6:27am On Mar 17, 2024
Uche7779:
Hello Guys,

I just violated one of my biggest rules in life and I have been sober ever since.

I got into Abuja on an official assignment, A bit bored, I asked my ex to come over just to have a harmless talk. The first day she came to the officer with her daughter and it was purely just reminiscing and having a harmless laugh. We had lunch and she left.

Two days later, I invited her to my hotel and she came and the unimaginable happened.

I have been filled with guilt, my head is so full with regrets. Another man's wife.

I need help to get over this, who can I talk to please. It appears I am depressed. Can someone please make me feel better. Please!
WTF!!!!
Mr Uche..U SLEEP WIT YOR EX HUSBAND??...brother are u gay Sor?
WHY ARE U GAY??(((no oofencsece)) angry
RomanceRe: I Slept With My Married Ex by MrCork: 6:24am On Mar 17, 2024
Uche7779:
Hello Guys,

I just violated one of my biggest rules in life and I have been sober ever since.

I got into Abuja on an official assignment, A bit bored, I asked my ex to come over just to have a harmless talk. The first day she came to the officer with her daughter and it was purely just reminiscing and having a harmless laugh. We had lunch and she left.

Two days later, I invited her to my hotel and she came and the unimaginable happened.

I have been filled with guilt, my head is so full with regrets. Another man's wife.

I need help to get over this, who can I talk to please. It appears I am depressed. Can someone please make me feel better. Please!
angry
RomanceRe: Separation Is The Best Option For Now. by MrCork: 11:14pm On Mar 16, 2024
frozen70:
My sister has separated from her husband because for 16yrs of marriage,she has gone through depression.

From the very day of their traditional marriage, after few days he told her he won't wed her and because of that she started nursing bad feelings about her husband.

He is so lazy that he believe that he can't kill himself to feed his family.

As God will have it she was progressing in her place of work and was running the family with 3 children successfully, with time the husband became jealous of her and because he has an I don't care attitude towards her, she made sure the husband has no access to the money she is marking, rather she was building houses in her husband village and a duplex some where in Lagos.

At a stage the husband told her he will kill her. Mind you she is the one paying the house rent they are living, school Fee's of children, medical and feeding

When she discover that the husband is displaying more of his wicked act because they have issues almost every day, he told her that he will frustrate her.

Finally she organized some boys and they came and drove the husband away from their house.
Since then she is no longer depressed and also stop falling sick.
Pls house what advice do you have for her.
i can help
are u lightskin? angry
do u hav yansh please? angry
wot size?
and was the weight? cheesy
RomanceRe: Separation Is The Best Option For Now. by MrCork: 11:13pm On Mar 16, 2024
frozen70:
My sister has separated from her husband because for 16yrs of marriage,she has gone through depression.

From the very day of their traditional marriage, after few days he told her he won't wed her and because of that she started nursing bad feelings about her husband.

He is so lazy that he believe that he can't kill himself to feed his family.

As God will have it she was progressing in her place of work and was running the family with 3 children successfully, with time the husband became jealous of her and because he has an I don't care attitude towards her, she made sure the husband has no access to the money she is marking, rather she was building houses in her husband village and a duplex some where in Lagos.

At a stage the husband told her he will kill her. Mind you she is the one paying the house rent they are living, school Fee's of children, medical and feeding

When she discover that the husband is displaying more of his wicked act because they have issues almost every day, he told her that he will frustrate her.

Finally she organized some boys and they came and drove the husband away from their house.
Since then she is no longer depressed and also stop falling sick.
Pls house what advice do you have for her.
angry
RomanceRe: Me And Gf Engaged ( Pics) by MrCork: 8:12pm On Mar 16, 2024
Bongadu:
Rate me and my gf
Brother i use to fukkk dis babe way back....we use to call her precious..(true story)
Is she single?? ((no oofencsece)) smiley
RomanceRe: Me And Gf Engaged ( Pics) by MrCork: 8:10pm On Mar 16, 2024
Bongadu:
Rate me and my gf
angry
RomanceRe: She Was Biting Her Finger And Staring At Me. Is She Ok? by MrCork: 4:56pm On Mar 16, 2024
Trollegend:
I went to buy some fufu for lunch(ibo fufu are the best).
So after i told the seller the amount of fufu i wanted, my neck just directed me to a camry packed beside the roadside. Inside that car, one light skinned babe wearing hijab was biting her finger and staring at me. I became nervous and was wondering who she was staring at aside me. I just looked away and collected my wraps of fufu. Shey the babe dey look at me or iya ibo fufu? Crush or hunger? Is she ok?
bro yor face muss be ugly becuzz she sot use to seeing ugly face sir....are u one of this homebase people? (no ofeinsce) angry
RomanceRe: Is There An Ulterior Motive When People Start Liking Everything You Post? by MrCork: 4:12pm On Mar 16, 2024
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Is there an ulterior motive when people start liking everything you post?[/color]
Not really? Some people juss like the fact that u lightskin & u gots heavy yansh ...especially the big yansh!!(moi) cheesy
RomanceRe: Small Girls With Big T1ts by MrCork: 3:30pm On Mar 16, 2024
chris81964:
Do you mean Pedophile?
Peterfile sir!!!

Look4success is a petetfile...he dates children. Look at post sir. angry
RomanceRe: Small Girls With Big T1ts by MrCork: 2:37pm On Mar 16, 2024
Look4success:
You dey cr@ze
You get eyes, but you no fit read the 2nd paragraph
TOOOO LATE TO APOLOGICE....YOU ARE A PETERFILE.. APOLOGY NOT ACCCCEPTED.
. why on earth are u doing eith under age children whole u call yor sef look4sucess.SHAME ON U & u shod be arrrested for homosexuallity!!!!(no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: Small Girls With Big T1ts by MrCork: 1:37pm On Mar 16, 2024
Look4success:
Secondary school teachers... how do you people cope with the rapid growth of these girls? Their growth rate is that of a 20 years old lady, especially in this Ibadan.

Make una sha no do any bad tin with them if you don't want your career to be spoilt.
Why are u loooookin at under age girls??...SHAME ON U & U SHOD BE ARRRRRESTED....you are a peterfile!!!!((((no oofencsece))))) angry
RomanceRe: If You are broke, QUIT TOASTING women..pirrriod!!!!! by MrCork(op): 9:33am On Mar 16, 2024
1Sharon:
I guess I spoke too soon, because I was actually backing you up.
Listen Sweeethat.
any male (especially homebase
guyss who all ways beg woman for moiney) who dont have a car or try to toast must GET a double back hand SLAP on the face...they allways beggin ( REAL TALK)!!!
THANK ME LATER (no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by MrCork: 10:18pm On Mar 15, 2024
labake1:
If you want to be my Val, you must have the following;


You must provide either your NIN or Passport and a guarantor ( Your guarantor must be a Nigerian).
You must be tall (1.70 and above).
You must have six packs ( if you have pot belle, you can start going to gym before that day).
You must have a car ( you can't expect me to trek).
You must be neat inside and outside ( don't wear a neat suit on a dirty boxers, gross!).
You must not keep beards( I wonder why guys keep beards, do you want to plait it?)
You must prepare a gift ( you can't expect me to tell you this, you should know).
You must have a good sense of humor ( I don't deal with sadist). If you are frustrated, meet a therapist because depression is real and suicide is not an option.
If you are a redpill member, don't apply ( you are destined to be single).
If you are living in the North, don't apply unless your state has an airport. I don't have ransom.
Don't apply if you are married, spend your val day with your family.

Thank you!
Valantine korrrr.......orangutan niiii!!!!(no oofencsece) angry
PhonesRe: If You Lose Your Phone Now, How Long Will It Take You To Replace It? by MrCork:
Opanka44:
Considering the Economic issues bedeviling the country at this point in time when having what to eat is a Miracle, if your phone gets lost, How Long do you think it will take you to get a new one for yourself? I think at such time, many people tend to know how rich or poor a person is.
I mean replacing the phone with the exact one that was lost or even a bigger one, not a smaller one Please.
I can tell you that, more than 50%, if not more of the phones ladies have today were gifted them by their boyfriends and Husbands. When a man's phone gets lost, he buys a replacement for himself, when a woman's phone gets lost, the husband or boyfriend buys her a new one.
3 month angry

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