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Romance › Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by MrCork(op): 10:48am On Apr 03, 2024
Bankowner:
What audacity!
What you have written here is no different from what you have accused the Nigerians of, incoherent talk.
Must u always act like a Nigerianist? So u go around spekin pegion english but then get upset when people call u monkey...have u ever beeento london sir? angry
Romance › Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by MrCork(op): 10:45am On Apr 03, 2024
steeltrust:
you sound so dumb man

Am in the US and my colleges are so in love with the way I speak pigin when am on call with family back home and ask me to teach them which I always do.

The truth is you wan trend but you know no Watin to take trend

You de find front page look for better thing being you go enter front page
Really? Ok so u spek pigeon English to donald trump....abihuhson if u lie again ehhh, i will give u double back hand slap all the way from here in pekam london. So u one of those Nigeria people in America disgrasing Nigeria which dat raggggamofin pigeon English & then when white people teĺl u to go back to africa, u start nagggin like kangaroo. STP DISGRASING NIGERIA PLEASE!!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by MrCork(op): 1:03am On Apr 03, 2024
Emmabyte:
I no go talk until I see this rubbish on front page
Rubbbbbishhh how?so u will come to London & start spek dat yor danglobilikaly pigeon English...corrrrrect?bro u try dat here & i swaaaar i will personally get u depoted baccckto chad!!!!(((REAL TALK))) angry
Romance › Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by MrCork(op): 12:59am On Apr 03, 2024
REGINALD001:
ONYE ERIRI ERI
Spek English gaddddddemit...and then u wander why they say u homebase people are 10year backward. do U spek pigeon English sir? angry
Romance › Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by MrCork(op): 12:56am On Apr 03, 2024
steeltrust:
but you want to be Jamaican that speaks and proud of patois

You see how stupid you’re 😂🤣
So u wannnto compare jamaican patio language
yor ragggamofin pegion english that make people sound like bus condoctor....corrrrrect?...which one do u think white people will acccccept Or which one do u think will get u halfcast babes? are u ok in the head sir?(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: How Do You Cope With Broke Guys? Ladies by MrCork: 6:08pm On Apr 02, 2024
Rokiat:
I don’t deal with broke men sprinkles sprinkles.
so u been llieing to us...corrrrect? I thought u use to have yansh. whers the Yansh??(no oofeince) angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: ISRAEL Accepts Responsibility For The Accidental Killing Of 7 Foreign Aid Worke by MrCork: 6:05pm On Apr 02, 2024
Romance › Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by MrCork(op): 5:39pm On Apr 02, 2024
imagrg:
English Language failed this one!
You are one of the embarrassment you mentioned in your incoherent piece.
son you beento London? I begggggggy!!!!!! undecided
Romance › Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by MrCork(op): 4:19pm On Apr 02, 2024
Meteng:
Or his medication
son have u ever beeento London? if yes? how? angry
Romance › Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by MrCork(op): 4:18pm On Apr 02, 2024
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 250k Job In Lagos Or 500k Job In Port Harcourt by MrCork: 2:13pm On Apr 02, 2024
Queengee:
Currently lives and work a 250k monthly Job in Lagos, recently I got an offer for a 500k job in portHarcourt so am still contemplating whether to accept the offer or not. I heard portHarcourt is very expensive compare to Lagos, so I don't want to make wrong decision.
describe yor sef first?? angry
Romance › Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by MrCork(op): 2:05pm On Apr 02, 2024
Dundalk:
Oga no be MrCork I be ..

Who English ep sef..

Am just telling you the truth about how he writes..
we take it you never beento London, correct??. Be nice if u neeed Visa!!!! (REAL TALK) angry
Romance › Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by MrCork(op): 2:04pm On Apr 02, 2024
Dshocker:
Written is the past tense of write 🤡🤡🤡

I have advised you, to go back to school @Mrcork
thank you Destalker.
your highly little opinion has been noted.goat!!! (no oofeincse) undecided
Romance › Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by MrCork(op): 1:45pm On Apr 02, 2024
blackboy:
They are called the japa Nigerians. Foreigners dying to learn pidgin? Dying? Hmmm.
The one claiming Jamaica lol. Kwontinue lol. Japa Nigerians have taken being Nigerians to another level. Nigerians who have been there before the japa race refer to the japa Nigerians as Japan Nigerians. I shock. Mo gentle. Nothing musa no go hear for gate
Japa people should learn to spek queen's English before they come to our country sir...london is not a village. We spek English sir!!! angry
Romance › Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by MrCork(op): 1:44pm On Apr 02, 2024
Dshocker:
Your article is incoherent, you need to go back to school ✍️
See yor head like sangorogoro village moskito. No wonder they depot u people backkkto africa.how can u commmto London & be speking pigeon English?does this place looooklike Nigeria to u? We spek queen's English & we belif in union jack. Do u enen no what union jack is??bush man!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by MrCork(op): 12:50pm On Apr 02, 2024
M.0.D....FR0NT PAGE PLEASE!!

Juss saw Nigerian two guys again spekin pegion english in front of white ladies at the bus stop here in South London pekam. I waz so embarrass coz they Nigerian..can u imagine?? This is why we always tell people am Jamaican. U homebase people need to stop this $hit asap.. especially when u come to London. STOP EMBARASSSSIN US...PLEASE!!!! (REAL TALK) angry
Romance › Re: How Do You Cope With Broke Guys? Ladies by MrCork: 12:35pm On Apr 02, 2024
Chicagograduate:
Ungrateful.
Son..Do u have up to 5k in yor account? If yes, i will double itvto 10k!!!(REAL TALK) angry
Romance › Re: Strange Numbers I Got A Call From by MrCork: 10:04am On Apr 02, 2024
Nitong:
One can't be too careful nowadays
True. Juss give him bloooowjob so he cant go away. Infact, he is very stewwwpiiiid. DONT GIVE HIM NADA....give me the bloooowjob instead,.i respet women & i deserve it!!((REAL TALK)) smiley
Romance › Re: How Do You Cope With Broke Guys? Ladies by MrCork: 9:26am On Apr 02, 2024
orohbiro:
A guy. Help me with paltry 20k yesterday and he have d effrontery to ask me what he will get in return.
Fool
He very silly guy...juss give him bloooowjob & tell him to gerrrraout.he deserve bloow job for effort!!!(,REAL TALK) angry
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Takes A Beautiful Bride by MrCork: 7:03am On Apr 02, 2024
Dundalk:
go and married.. 😡😡😡
How is anyone expected to get babes if u marrrrry?? ...u dont like women?? angry
Romance › Re: Why Do White Folks Stay Confused When A Black Person Shows Up To Work? by MrCork: 8:34pm On Apr 01, 2024
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hello everyone, here in the U.S, white folks become confused and surprised when a black person shows up to work and works hard.

They stay in shock and are usually confused…Has anyone else experienced this?[/color]
White people always confuse when women were minisket..Do u were mini sket to work? Type, color & size please?? cheesy
Romance › Dont Trust Women..please!!!! by MrCork(op): 6:35pm On Apr 01, 2024
M.0.D...FRONT PAGE PLS!!!

I juss saw my girlfriend with her husband at Shoprite...had to hide coz i dint want him to see me. I dont share my babes...pirrriod!!!! ( Real talk) angry
Romance › Re: I Am Going To Prison. by MrCork:
odenkirk:
nobody can do that for me.
Becozz yor name is Superman??.
..brother juss pray u dont get pregnant inside jail when they yansh yor yansh sir!! (No oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: I Am Going To Prison. by MrCork: 5:03pm On Apr 01, 2024
odenkirk:
which crime can i commit that will land me in prison for just one week?
i want to go there and spend a week because i dont wanna end up being lynched by other jobless and frustrated guys like me. the money that i have been using to hold body have finished, and i dont have any means of getting any.
bad ideas have filled my mind, and i am afraid of executing it, that is why i want to get isolated so that i will not do what my mind has been telling me.
yesterday i tried one of the bad ideas and it was a successful mission. i want to earn legitly to avoid stories that touch the heart.
for now, i have given up about getting a job because it seems there is no any left for us in this country. yesterday i queued for morethan 3 hours infront of one factory that pay 30k per month and i did not get the job, only 3people were selected and it was based on physical appearance.
i am thinking of slapping a police officer, but i am afraid of the kind of beating they will give me before they send me to prison. guys please recommend any simple crime that will lead me to going to prison for just one week.
the only different from my life and that of the prison inmates is freedom of movement, the prisoners have more advantage which i dont have, they are entitled to 3square meals a day. i want to go there and have more experience about life and restrategize.
The good news is the will fokk yor yansh sir!!!(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
Nairaland General › Re: It's April Fool, Have You Been Fooled? by MrCork: 5:01pm On Apr 01, 2024
[quote author=IyaTola post=129212197][/quote]They opened it??
Romance › Re: Have Just Been Friendzoned by MrCork: 4:55pm On Apr 01, 2024
badboyTee:
I met this girl in my church, very beautiful from there collected her contact. We started talking she was the one who actually chatted me up first, during the first few weeks we chatted she was always on my neck with calls chats if she doesn't see me online she calls me we talk a lot asks me different questions about my ex's which I told her I had none ( though I haven't asked her out at that moment)

I decided to give the devil ball a goal I asked her out she told me she would give me her response once we meet physically

Note: I asked her out about one month after we started talking which I thought she had all the qualities I needed from a lady,

* she doesn't tax me
* make sure she calls me to check on me

Then after asking her out she told me she had no one at the moment but she only likes us to be friends my head wan scatter, like everyone around the neighborhood already thought we were into each other the way she holds me in public always makes sure we sit together in church e.t.c

I asked her out again she gave me same response that she doesn't want our friendship to end that we should remain friends.

Big men in the game what could be the cause of this or is it cause I don't spend on her?
Is she lightskin?? angry
Romance › Re: Have Just Been Friendzoned by MrCork: 4:55pm On Apr 01, 2024
badboyTee:
I met this girl in my church, very beautiful from there collected her contact. We started talking she was the one who actually chatted me up first, during the first few weeks we chatted she was always on my neck with calls chats if she doesn't see me online she calls me we talk a lot asks me different questions about my ex's which I told her I had none ( though I haven't asked her out at that moment)

I decided to give the devil ball a goal I asked her out she told me she would give me her response once we meet physically

Note: I asked her out about one month after we started talking which I thought she had all the qualities I needed from a lady,

* she doesn't tax me
* make sure she calls me to check on me

Then after asking her out she told me she had no one at the moment but she only likes us to be friends my head wan scatter, like everyone around the neighborhood already thought we were into each other the way she holds me in public always makes sure we sit together in church e.t.c

I asked her out again she gave me same response that she doesn't want our friendship to end that we should remain friends.

Big men in the game what could be the cause of this or is it cause I don't spend on her?
angry
Romance › Re: Strange Numbers I Got A Call From by MrCork: 4:42pm On Apr 01, 2024
Nitong:
Hello family, I was studying the Bible and I suddenly got calls from these numbers. Are they Nigerian numbers because they appear to be longer than normal numbers.

Hope they aren't kidnappers numbers

020930591183

020930597979


Has any one received calls from them before?
Hope it's safe
If the call is important,the caller will leave a message. If they dont, then its not important.
The number rule is not to pick up unknown nombas or u will regret it..THANK ME LATER!!!!(((no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Takes A Beautiful Bride by MrCork: 4:39pm On Apr 01, 2024
Demichaels:
In LOVE'S radiant embrace, our souls entwine,
Yearning for the sanctuary of an IDEAL Home divine.
Like the PETALS of a graceful autumn bloom,
We flourish, entwined in affection's sweet perfume.
Pledged to each other ere our fateful meet,
No bond can rival the love we replete.
We are REKELS, crafting dreams in PETALS' HOME,
Creating a haven where love finds its grace. SEALED By the TRINITY
angry
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 2:21pm On Mar 31, 2024
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo[/color]
Shes dakskin & vey ugly please......we hate this $hit..very uglyting!!!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
Romance › Why Is Air Peace Here In Our London innit?? WTH!! by MrCork(op): 3:47pm On Mar 30, 2024
..M.0.D....FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!!

CANT BELIF THIS....WTF!!! (Wha. Tha. Heckk) angry

WE hope you homebase people dont hav any idea...commming to disturb us here in our london with yor fufu & ijebu garrrri foods & groudnut coz we dont eat such here. We dont like stress & yor Nigeria wahala here i beg...so please u homebase people, stay on yor lane or learn to spek our quennns English before entry innnnit.
am goin to apply for new job as immmmigration offficer!!(((NO OOFENCSECE)) angry
Romance › Re: As A Guy What Is That Woman’s Work You Can Do Better by MrCork: 7:28pm On Mar 29, 2024
Kriss216:
I cook very well and you like me.
So u give bloooowjob bettter..corrrrrect??SHAME ON U SIR...why are u gay??(no oofencsece) angry

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