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Romance › Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork(op): 6:55pm On Apr 08, 2024
Pickieox:
Thrash. Inferiority complex
Really? So dat means u looooklike a Nigerian...the homebase type..corrrrect?? undecided
Family › Re: Woman Carries Her Husband On Her Back While Crossing Muddy Road (Pictures) by MrCork: 4:27pm On Apr 08, 2024
Nickymezor:
Strong , and a loving wife cheesy
prooof it then,,, maerrrry me? angry
Romance › Re: Does A Lady Shooting Her Shots Make Her Look Cheap by MrCork: 4:26pm On Apr 08, 2024
Rokiat:
never ever.

First and foremost men are not the center of my world so I never liked any of them first never.

He have to actively pursue me, likes me way more, and have qualities I desire for me to even think of liking him
And giving him a chance.
if u the real Rokiatu....then wheres the photo profile of yor yansh??...WE ARE ANGRY!!!
are u the real Rokiatu sir? angry
Romance › Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork(op): 3:47pm On Apr 08, 2024
advanceDNA:
U should try stand up comedy though or have an Instagram handle we're u sell stvpîd content....u will make money
Bro ama londoner. from london. I have moiney. I help people angry
Romance › Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork(op): 3:42pm On Apr 08, 2024
advanceDNA:
Lol..... U are stupîdly impressive.....like I said..I'm impressed by ur consistency
u sayin stewwwpidity impresses u....corrrect? dosent that make u stewwwpid or very stewwwpid sir? ..juss askin! (no ofeincse) embarassed

anyways backto our serious topic. who wants change? cheesy
Romance › Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork(op): 3:16pm On Apr 08, 2024
advanceDNA:
After ilamina mamagee, Mrcork .....are the most consistent nairalander when it comes to posting weird shitsss.. I mean...u guys have been at it for years......



As in...how do u guys do it??
well apart from moaning & yor usual naggggggggin sir...have u got anytin intelligent to contribute on how yor life can be improved thru Londoness sir? u need help toastung women? U need help with cloths, foood, rent, schooool fee,.
how can we help u please? U have bank account nomba? undecided
Romance › How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork(op): 2:51pm On Apr 08, 2024
M.0.D front page please!!! smiley


It aint rocket science that women love guys from London becuase we look like Londoners, act like Londoners & say exactly what the ladies need to hear. You see a Homebase guy & the nomally loook different (no oofensce). Homebase guys will benefit from this thread becuzz by the time u finsh reading the thread, yor english will improve, yor swagg will improve, your comunication skill will improve, yor engligh granmma will improve, yor loooks will improve to handsome, yor skin tone will improve, Yor job offffer will improve, yor ability to toast women will multiply & most impotantly, yor life & confident will improve for good. So please please please, loookout for my next thread on how to behave like a Londonder so that u will be apreciated. Remeber, Londoners are the greatest & thats why we help. By the way, am a Londoner from PEkam, South East London, juss in case u ask!!! (((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
Romance › Re: I Miss My Ex by MrCork: 1:21pm On Apr 08, 2024
Auxtan:
Redpillars will say na simping grin grin

But walai, I miss my ex so much o cheesy

She was a very transparent girl. My only relationship ever, lasted for close to 4 years.

I wish my next will be as transparent as her.

Lastly, how can I get over her?
askme again..please!!! angry
Romance › Re: I Miss My Ex by MrCork: 1:21pm On Apr 08, 2024
Auxtan:
Redpillars will say na simping grin grin

But walai, I miss my ex so much o cheesy

She was a very transparent girl. My only relationship ever, lasted for close to 4 years.

I wish my next will be as transparent as her.

Lastly, how can I get over her?
angry
Romance › Re: Am Sick But Don't Know The Cause � Help by MrCork: 12:45pm On Apr 08, 2024
Benki003:
Mr cork ☺️ have gone to the hospital
plenty steeeepiddd people on nairaland. They have sicknesss & insted of loookin for the nearest chemist to get better advise....they come to Romance section to ask steeewpid dumb medical questions from nairalanders people who are unemployed and loookin for moinry to buy food. USE BRAIN PLEASE!!!! (no oofeinsce) angry
Romance › Re: Am Sick But Don't Know The Cause � Help by MrCork: 11:35am On Apr 08, 2024
Benki003:
Please doctor's in the house I have a problem

So as of last month, probably like the second week I felt a pain sharp pain in my scrotum which lasted about few hours, but then I slept off and waking up I didn't feel no pain again so I just brushed it off, only for after few days later in the night i had a fever more like an inside burning sensation.

After that the next week I did urinary test which showed that I had UTI (mildly) according to the lab results, so I was given antibiotics to buy which I ended buy costing around 20k

Ps: note that before this period I had a moving sensation inside my leg more like nervous movement and I was asked to buy calcium which worked.

So during the period of medication I started having back aches, and I thought it was malaria so I bought anti malaria drugs to add up to the treatment. But during this process I was scared that I had contacted hiv so I also did hiv test and whole body test which the HIV resulted to negative and the whole body test indicated that I had
-low blood
- vitamin B12 deficiency
- calcium and vitamin c deficiency
Though I haven't gotten any drug for the rest not until today I got the vitamin B12.

So after my antibiotics my back pain moved from the middle to the left side of my hip around the sternum but after taking my anti malaria the pain reduces but when I try sitting down I notice it but just little. Though am still having fever but it doesn't occur on all part of my body like sometimes it happens on my leg the other time it happens on my back or armpit.


Aside this, I usually have dyspnoea and heavy chest plus difficulty breathing which happens mostly when am in a lateral position and very loud rumbling stomach like ot doesn't pain my as per ulcer but it rumbles so loud.


Please doctor's in the house help me out am just tired 😩 or anyone with such issues
Cc: seun (please don't be angry I posted in the wrong section)
Cc: nlfp mod
Cc: lala help push to fp for wide contributions thanks and God bless 🙏
USE YOR COMMMMON SENSE & GO TO A CHEMIST GADDDDEMIT....DOES ROMANCE SECTION LOOOOOKLIKE HOSPITAL??.....tha heck is wrong wit this boy!!!! (No oofencsece) angry
Crime › Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide After Killing His Wife by MrCork: 11:15am On Apr 08, 2024
[quote author= post=129321795]Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/4/zambian-man-commits-suicide-after-killing-his-wife-2.html[/quote]is she Nigerian?..but..who give her the right to cheat on him??(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Why Is The Curvy Shape So Intriguing For Men? by MrCork: 10:42am On Apr 08, 2024
Rokiat:
.,
Weres the curvy shape?? angry
Romance › Good morning Nairaland by MrCork(op):
angry
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic & Her Husband, Anosike Doing The Trending Pluto Dance (Video) by MrCork: 9:31am On Apr 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
May this their marriage last amen.

I don't trust this man, he will like playing games as I'm seeing him so.
BROTHER..FOCUS MORE ON MINDING YOR BUCINESSS SIR....they hav moiney..u dont!!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Is This True About Finding A Good Wife in Nigeria? by MrCork: 9:29am On Apr 08, 2024
Xenry:
I heard that to see a good girl to marry, one must have connection. That's, you have to know someone that knows another person that knows somebody that knows the good girl. Is it true? grin

Sometimes I dey wonder, who go marry those girls that dance in Odumodu Black and co's videos.
Don't you realise it yet?
Las las, without connection, na oloshó all of una go marry. grin
I will connnect u to Tinumbu sir...he will help u find a goood wifes....juss hanggon!!!(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
Politics › Re: We As Citizens Must Do Better - Buy Made In Nigeria by MrCork: 11:16pm On Apr 07, 2024
CountinBlessins:
This is why I do not pity Nigerians who cry about DSTv extortion. Because that's what we deserve!! I still pay the N19k every month because I am guilty too.

When TSL came out as a competitor to DSTV, what did we do? We opened threads here on Nairaland mocking them and calling them local , substandard etc !!!

We ran down TSL!! Our very own Nigerian company?!! Imagine that! That's can't happen in any other country intm the world. And we wonder why DSTV do not respect us? We are foolish! We blame the government and senators , we say DSTV must be bribing them etc that is why they allow.DSTV extort us. But that's not the case. Is it the government that made us ignore TSL and keep patronizing DSTv ?

Just see what Airpeace has accomplished by making all these evil foreign airlines start reducing their air tickets.

So if we had supported TSL today we would have been paying less than half what we pay monthly for DSTV and TSLA would still be functional creating jobs and giving DSTV good competition
Please make sure U DO NOT BEG ANYONE FOR MOINEY..u all ready disgrase yor sef in romanse section..STOP BEGGING FOR MOINEYPLEASE!!!!! angry
Romance › Re: What Is The Answer by MrCork: 8:24pm On Apr 07, 2024
Seunpapa65:
What is the answer to this
A
B
C
whoever offer him pucccci first......dats the wife sir!!!(((REAL TALK)))) angry
Romance › Re: Prostitution In Broad Day Light In The Streets Of Arizona by MrCork: 2:42pm On Apr 07, 2024
marlow1962:
No difference between prostitution there and here. The only difference is the clean and organized street, which you can never find in Nigeria.
How much do u pay for a night sir?
Romance › Re: Prostitution In Broad Day Light In The Streets Of Arizona by MrCork: 2:37pm On Apr 07, 2024
Bolaji38:
The type of prostitution that goes on in this street even in the early morning will burst your brain. Nigerian girls Dey learn work where Arizona Dey.
Watch and see for yourself and drop comments below.

https://youtube.com/shorts/UL-XwuXJttE?si=zQnEv86iDIBF15Yv
This is a great careeeer move for Iamtardey in amerika. He been plannninin to japa.Iamtardey ..they hav gay jobs fir u waiting
Events › Re: Rationale Behind Many Speakers At A Single Day Event? by MrCork: 2:10pm On Apr 07, 2024
AmyNwa10:
Honestly, I don't know. And most of the times, the audience gets so tired before they're halfway done.
helo please i have 5k for u..cash
can i chop kiss, twice?? smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: I No Longer Have The Interest Of Going To Church Every Sunday, Any Help? by MrCork: 2:08pm On Apr 07, 2024
EreluRoz:
I used to be a staunch church goer but gradually lost interest and always find one excuse or the other not to attend church service.

I actually lost interest when a certain young pastor was on my neck to date him, so it got to a point I had to stop attending service and ever since I've not been able to pick up.

How do I reawaken the zeal?

Brother ..church is the place to be...there plenty of babes there....THANK ME LATER!!!!((no oofencsece)) cheesy

Romance › Re: My Cousin Overlooked My Mother When Appreciating Those That Helped Her? by MrCork: 1:47pm On Apr 07, 2024
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]It’s a family thing… imagine asking your mother why she did not help your cousin towards her education…

Only to be told that she actually did contribute…that did not sit right with me…my mother has always done the best for my family but to be overlooked like that is just not right.[/color]
Mamagee can u please bring back yor old photo...the one wit the big boooooobsi. We are not happy!!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Ramadan Kareem by MrCork: 1:44pm On Apr 07, 2024
wumi2017:
Ramadan Kareem to all my Muslim brothers and sisters in Islam,,,,abeg if you have excess raw foods don't forget to send to us🙏
Kaiiiii see thigh..see yansh...dyamm u so lightskin, edible and fine!!! cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Countries With The Largest Number Of Christians- Statisense by MrCork: 1:39pm On Apr 07, 2024
Hamachi:
5.1% the reason they are the indistrial capital of the world
helo sweethat.my millionaire uncle is lookin for woman who can do house girl work & will be payed a cool N25,000 montly including house girl uniform plus cap. Lunch breask fast & rent free room will all so be available..please are u intaresssted? smiley
Travel › Re: Foreign Carriers Engage In Price War To Frustrate Air Peace Out Of London by MrCork: 1:34pm On Apr 07, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Man you are very unintelligent. You talk so much nonsense all the time. Ordinarily I would chuck it up to very poor quality education but your pattern of behavior shows an extremely low IQ individual who is garrulous and not very bright .

What do you mean by consult with foreign airlines ? Did they consult with Nigerian aviation minister or sector before tripling and quadrupling their ticket prices ?

Stop always confirming our suspicion that you are very unintelligent and learn to be silent when faced with topics your handicapped IQ cant handle .

Learn to think like a patriot and not be always so hateful and negative.
Keep your stupidity focused on your family and not this nation.

We all want a better Nigeria
YOU AGAIN!!!
U so dumb is unbelievable..u want better Nigeria but yet..u spent 23 outter 24hour on nairaland askin people for moiney..DO NOT ASK US FOR MOINEY AGAIN...SHAME ON U SIR..LAZY YOUTH!!!!((no oofencsece)) lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Can You Leave Your Phone Unlocked With Your Partner by MrCork: 10:09pm On Apr 06, 2024
[quote author=IyaTola post=129196877][/quote]Only when i need puccccci...HELL YESSSSSSS!!!! cheesy
Romance › Re: I Have Never Met Pretty Girls From Antigua And Anguilla by MrCork: 10:08pm On Apr 06, 2024
guvna:
What a dumb post.
Dats a great post sir....are u ghana?? angry

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