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lailai2:
where are d football manager fans

yeah. i am currently playin Football Manager 2012, i m presently managing Valencia. i wud luv 2 play d 2013 or 2014 edition, but d ones i installd kept crashin @ a particular stage n d game. so i m restrictd 2 d 2012 edition. plz if any1 n d house can post a link to whr i can download d 2014 edtion(dat wil nt crash).

omanifrank:
weekends only... but if u use simple serve apps on pc or andirod.. works all days

can u pls post d steps on how to use d simple serve. do we need to download or configure anytyn?

fr3do:
Glo's 3GB for 1k is still da bomb!

Its for mtk devices o

https://www.nairaland.com/1942096/how-use-glo-bis-android#27021048

pls, wot is an mtk device?

Killer Instinct - Nintendo 64
Street Fighter - EX plus Alpha
Teken - Sony Play Station
Mortal Kombat - Play Station
Donkey Kong - SNES/Nintendo 64
Sonic - SEGA
Street of Rage - SEGA


i will add more wen i remmembr

Resident Evil 3 - Nemesis

yawatide:
I think the keyword here is "today's nigeria".  When I see that:

1) I am thinking what can be easily learned at the lowest cost
2) I am thinking what most of the applications in Nigeria are written with
3) I am thinking what probably has the lowest learning curve, at least to get one's feet wet
4) I am thinking infrastructure that would enable someone to learn any language the quickest (coding environment, hosting (if for the web) and its associated costs, books, etc)

In other words, I am not thinking what language is best overall.  None is, when it boils down to it.  Each has its strengths and weaknesses and besides, has been hashed out over and over on here that it is boring.

Again, let's think "in today's Nigeria".

to buttress yawatide's point; a gud developer ought to see a progrmn lang as a tool. a programn lang is jst a tool u use in achievin a means. wot makes u a gud developr is ur ability to learn(esp a programin lang) fast. e.g. if u say u can only program in java(whch is one of, if nt d most popular lang today) developin a web app wt java is lyk killin a mosquito wt a bazooka, somtyn dat can easily b achvd wt php, python, ruby etc. bottom line, to b a gud developr u must posses d ability to learn new langs quickly.

Chrisbenogor: 11. Activate Nwa Baby Mode: Break at least one heart every one month

haba, dis is childish...u might eventually break d heart of d 1 who is truely meant for u, who truly luvs u. d best tyn to do is to move on... no one is irreplaceable xcept God.

xage: The terror Israel at it again

Feasting on sleeping innocent Muslims

***yinmu***

druid06: Trust me, the criteria above does not qualify for a Nigerian girl.

The easiest way to know if a Nigerian babe is interested in you is if she insist on taking you out and pays with her own money which is usually a miracle and only happens once in a life time.

Or she brings food to your apart.

Or she suddenly comes frequently and spend a night at your apartment.

Or there's a sudden increase in calls from her.

Or there's a sudden increase in text messages from her.

Or she comes to your apartment to cook "potty" for you.

Or she suddenly takes interesting in cleaning your apartment.

Or she buys you boxers and undershirts as valentine gifts.

Or she stop calling you your name and make up a pet name like baby, darling, sugar or honey.

Or she invites you to her apartment for no reason whatsoever.

Or she mistakenly introduces you to her friends as her boyfriend

These are the only signs to show that a Nigerian girl is interested in you.

Haaba bros dis 's askin too much na 4 Nigerian gal

Keep up d good work guyz, am followin diz thread wit much enthusiam

Vivly: I think I know the person you're crushing on. Too bad. He's taken.

Please let d gentleman speak 4 himself

arcbabe: he is a pastor in RCCG,I also attend redeem but not thesame parish,his parish is far from my place but I want to start going there. Thanks

So u intend 2 dispastor or unpastor dis guy?lol!

wasak: 1. they are not confident, they are arrogant, I may have to say this. there was a time my pops went broke and mom was d 1 feeding d family, she maintained the fact that she was in control and till date she cares to tell whoever is ready to listen (She's a good person but She's still a woman)
there are several other situations I've personally witnessed.
2. No one restricts a lady from buying things for herself, the only problem is when she starts buying for the. man, when she starts feeding the home, I tell u, any man in such a situation will turn houseboy unless he knows how to play his card with women. a man may feed. his wife. for. 10 years without having to mention it to a third party, but if. a woman does Same for a day, all her friends would know!!!
3. it's a general thing for women to Look down on people below. them in social status, the beautiful ones Look down on the less beautiful, the wealthy ones Look down on the average ones, the intelligent ones look down on the less intelligent! y do u think most women want to appear flashy? it's not necessarily to attract men, in most cases they do so to diss their fellow women....
as a man... I know my Bleep.ing onions, once beaten, shy till eternity!!!
if u c a humble woman praise her parents...

GOD bless u my brother!

no matter how attractive it looks, snakes will always be snakes. they'r cursed animals

lildray: incredible

Am not so surprised, when its favorite meal is rice and chicken. lol

Fabulousuzo: You need to accept Jesus christ as your personal lord and saviour. Thats the greatest achievement any human can attain on earth. What shall it profit a man, when he/she gains the whole world and lose his or her soul

I entered this thread just to type this, but since somebody else has already done that. let me add that: any fool can inherit cars, wealth, have children and even inherit power, but if u leave this world without salvation of ur soul and not bn able to make impact in ur own way, whether small or big, then you have not achieved anything. you just came to mark time.

Dreamflyin: 'Book Gifts!'. Man, that dude is for keepers. It's hard though to accept him 'cos of his low job standards. Take your time to know the kind of person he is. Stalk his FB page, frame an acct, add him and stalk his posts, comments and likes. Those will give you the overall psyche of your future inlaw.
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Is he ambitious? A dreamer? Etc. Best of luck.

to add to this u can even try and meet him in person, get to know him b4 u jugde him

ooman: So I have been using Python, Java and they've been really good, I want to add one more language. I want the C family.
Which is best? C, C# or C++?

I prefer C because it's more powerful, with Structure,union and Pointer u can achieve OOP capabilities. Though it requires more work cos u hav to do everything from the scratch. but with C u can do anything u want . so i recommend C

alotofgrace: i greet you all.
i want to fully equip myself as an elect/elect engr graduate, cos i fill so empty without no programming basics. so i decided to start with c, vb.net and then php(2010). so please if anyone has any of these ebooks please kindly send to:
abume4life@gmail.com.
thank you.

Guy u don't have to beg peeps 4 buks, when there'r alot available for free download on the internet

Naofficial: https://www.gistreel.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cu-student.jpg There is always a level when maturity must have being attained. A level where it’s no more about physical punishment… Rather, about coaching. Reverse is the case in most private university especially Covenant University where there have been reported cased of student being given corporal punishment.
A 200 level student of a Covenant University was ordered to kneel down during a general lecture by a lecturer.
Remember a photo also went viral last time some students were asked to kneel down in BOWEN University for missing church service..
Yeah, <b>the biblesaid,spare the rod and spoil the child, not spare the rod and spoil the ADULT</b>.

Click here for more pics/gists like this today.

what makes you so sure he's an adult and not a child?

I think d best IDE for coding in C is CodeBlocks, Pelles C IDE, Visual Studio is good too. but personally i prefer Pelles C or CodeBlocks easy to use

[quote author=Every_LadY]lolz! tis typical of naija men. I once had a friend that wants u to feel the romance in his voice.He never says I love u but once or twice in a year. wat a funnie dude.[/quote]a friend or lover?

Phiozy: Thank God I never allowed JAMB to derail my destiny. Ama proud Lawyer and I love what I do.

Hmm.... liar lawyer.

pls i`ll b very grateful if u can send it 2 me. My e-mail is: toreachdarey@gmail.com

there`s no shame n tryin 2 get wot u want. There`r cases whereby a lady can b encourage 2 ask a guy out e.g: if d guy needs ncouragemnt lyk mayb d lady is his superior @ wrk, or she`s older than d guy bt knws d guy has feelins 4 her. D most important tyn is dat she shd 1st observ if d guy shares d same feelin wt her.

ZUBY77: The organizers of the protest are not prudent. Nigeria is in a very delicate security situation now. The Soldiers and Police are being killed in large quantities all over the Country.. Katsina, Adamawa, Ombatse, Bayelsa, East and West. They are angry and will not hesitate to show that anger with every little provocation.
Students dont also hold anything near peaceful protest. Here in Nigeria, a larger percentage of students believe they are untouchable especially when they belong to all this petty cults.
I was coming back from Abakiliki to Enugu sometime last year and the students of EBSU blocked the single road to Enugu. I spent over 4 hours inside the car while the army negotiated with them. They broke bottles, pushed sign posts down, harrased passengers and every other thing.
They should not expect kid gloves all the time.

This is a bad time to provoke security operatives

u ar so on point bro!

mko abiola: I can't date a girl who bleaches her skin.no go area!

this 1 attribute i 4got 2 mention.d bleachin type irritates me

i can`t date a lady wt a tatoo no mattr hw small or hidden it`s 2. A lady dt`s too dependent on male, d type dat cnt even cross d road wtout a male escort. 3.a lady wt a low IQ 4. A lady wu does nt speak her mind. 5. D kind wu has notyn 2 offr me,bt punny

gud post.

Julieccentric: Na by force to marry

if u ar married i congratulate u. bt if u ar single, den shall fnd answr 2 ur questn we u clock 39 & u ar stil searchin