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PoliteActivist:
I want to say something, congratulate her... but then I remember some people died and she's no better than them

In addition, she's ought to have laid low and do her things in low-key, since she's a living witness, she could be targeted again.

The desperate quest for "likes" on social media has made a lot of people do stupid things that they will regret later in the future.

A more sinister and dangerous spirit/habit (I suspect rape) is gradually manifesting itself in you.

olamidedivotee:
When was the last time you post good news?

Nigeria Intelligence Agency (NIA) need to interrogate you.

This is too much, over 5 bad news in a day from you alone.



In case anyone need a content writer, hire me to write well researched contents for your blog or brand.

It has now become a prayer point that "May our story not appear on . Amen"

Obviously a fake news!

This is the height of madness!

Nonexisting:
*if you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk*
*I want to know your plan b, not plan a recycled*
*Never shoot a man in the presence of his son or you will live expecting a vendetta all your life*
*Steal my money, I will cut your hands but fucck my wife and I will kill you before she confesses*

The first quote is from the movie The Good The Bad and the Ugly.

MistarT:
Please candid opinions will be appreciated. Thanks.

Itwill do humanity great good, if we hear from marriage counsellors with wide range of experiences, thanks.

Pros
1. They are in most cases mature and see life from a realistic point of view.
2. It's a proof that she's fertile.
3. She is now experienced and wouldn't want to get her second chance wrongly.

Cons
1. The child's father has the moral (or legal) right to see his (and in some cases request for the child's custody) child. In most cases it's difficult to separate a mother and her child, hence to some extent he also has some access to the woman, this requires a lot of trust, wisdom and maturity from the part of the intending husband.
2. You run the risk of the woman and her ex rekindling old flames, especially if he's her first love, coupled with the fact that they are binded by a child.
3. If it's agreed that the child will remain with the mother (consequently in your custody), then it's your responsibility to love and take good care of him/her as your own, hoping that he/she will appreciate what you must have done for him/her.

siofra:
Why do they pretend like they don't like false lashes on ladies?

Ever since I fixed it on Saturday, I've not been able to rest.

I get at least 10 toasters a day.

But online all of them pretend to hate it. Why

It's not the cuteness of a live chicken that humans admire, it's the delicious meat it is capable of providing. What your so-called "toasters" want is within your chest to your thigh region, and nothing more.

DarlingtonC:
He doesn't have money. And he's making it sound like I should give him for free

But the vehicle runs on fuel nah, not water. It is very unreasonable of him to think that you would lend him the bus for free.

Znation:
Hello nairalanders!

What are your top 5 most favorite romantic song?

Mine is;

1. Whitney Houston: I will always love you.

2. Celine Dion: To love you more.

3. Westlife: flying without wings.

4. Brym Adams: breaking my heart.

5. Elton John: sacrifice,

Keep the list going, so i can update my playlist!

1-These Arms won't let your heart break - All 4 One
2- If Only for a Moment - Steve Perry
3- Even if My Heart's gonna break - Aaron Neville featuring Kenny G
4- Love is Divine - Seal
5- Rise - Gabrielle

Omihanifa:
A gallant officer with a very intimidating physic shot dead by his beautiful wife

What's intimidating about him, his potbelly?

Of course he will give up nah, when it's not pvssy.

afonjabreed:
I’m in my early twenties and it turns out I’ll be a year older very soon, I’ve barely had my sanity in one piece. I’m always thinking, worrying.
I know the twenties is an important, even the most vital stage in the formation of the type of shape a human future will take.
The thought of the future alone makes me keep to myself sometimes, because I’m always thinking, planning, re-strategising, simulating the future in my head every minute.

To be very honest, Adulthood is not easy.

Question to folks in their thirties and beyond...
How did you get past the worries of your twenties?
Or does the worries keep getting bigger ?

Seven Habits of Highly Effective People by Steve Covey

Eat that Frog by Brian Tracy

Make sure these two books are among the books you read, they will help shape your future.

India
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Afghanistan
Pakistan

In own opinion

1. There's a pre-existing lack of trust harboured by the woman against her ex-husband, that's why it's easy for her to believe the allegation levelled against him. Also the daughters exploited this lack of trust.

2. The children lack proper upbringing and fear of God, they exploited their mum's lack of trust for their dad, coupled with the fact that their mum is the breadwinner of the family.

3. It was a big mistake for the woman to leave her family to travel abroad, because this obviously fuelled her lack of trust for her ex-husband. This also shows that the woman and her husband prioritize affluence and comfortable living over other important things that should exist within a family.

The biggest puzzle in the English Premier league history is how different managers keep starting him despite his several terrible performances.

One of the biggest puzzle in the history of the English premiership is how different coaches keep starting him despite his series of poor performances.

AdiokOnoNland:
Have been curious to ask this question for a long now but thanks for today have finally asked it.

So please I want to know at what age should a child be allowed to have a mobile phone with internet?

At elementary school he/she uses a simple feature phone. If there's need for internet access (perhaps for school assignments) it would be under the supervision of a trusted adult. The same will be applicable when he/she gets to high school. They will only get a smart phone after graduating from high school.

I can't wait to see Paul Pogba leave and Harry Maguire dropped to team B.

mysticgal:
You should apply good reasoning before speaking/typing now you are sounding not just dumb but very slow. How can you bloody say a 15 year old is/was enjoying a sexual conversation, a 15 year old is a child, male or female dumbo, that's a child. Every blame goes to the paedophile.
So you mean if sex had happened, the minor would be blamed for enjoying it?
She is a child and that's why the government proscribed 18 as consent age.
Slowpoke

There's no point in arguing with this person, from his stance (and of course reasoning) you should know by now that you are arguing with a potential (or active) paedophile.

This is a faceless forum, but there's a saying that goes thus: to see a person's true face (i.e., true character) give him a mask.

I have come to the conclusion that madness has rank. This one is Commander-in-Chief ranked madness.

Grare:
Hello.....Great NLanders.

I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....

So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW

(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.

(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.

(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.

(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.

(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them

(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.

(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.

[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you?
I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!
And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.

(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.

(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.

(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.

(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.

(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.

(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.

(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.

(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.

(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.

(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.

(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.

(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!


Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?

I am basically one of 'The Observers'


Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously

21. The dumb crew
This set of people can't even make a reasonable comment. Their comment is usually off point or not coherent. You would wonder if they actually can read/write.

22. Vaseline crew
This set of people don't need much introduction, you know them already.

MadeINchenzen2:
my brother e get y... Remember, it's not a question of whether u used protection or not... The only focus would be that u had sex with her and that's all that matters.

There is a price for every action and consequences for every deed.

If she says you are responsible then take it as your fate and follow through with it till the end. Its your cross, carry it.

This is the dumbest thing I have heard/read so far this year!

tolue42:
Any Chinese company in Nigeria... They are very very very wicked.

WAHUM comes to mind. I was told that if you can work there for a year, then you can work in hell fire and become a director.

MrBrownJay1:
na dem Ediots who didnt want to hear when we told them: THOU SHALL NOT TRY TO TURN WH0RES INTO HOUSEWIVES!!!

Lol! The eleventh commandment.

blackmamber:
Hello room
I Have a duplex here in lekki which also has a 1bedroom flat in the same block for Rents

There’s a bathtub in every toilet including the 1bedroom flat I rented out

I decided to rent the 1bed room flat to this man. He’s a lawyer and he is married ,what I noticed is that his wife is jobless and she waste too much water
They use the bathtub everyday and that consume about 400litters *(2) =800 litters of water and also uses the washing machine daily
This bothers me because we are using the same prepaid meters and I am the one who pays the basic amount
He pays just 6k every month which this last bills was 34,600 naira for electricity

Before I got the tenant ,I pay just 6k-8k per month for electricity

I use to pump the storex twice in a week but now sometimes 2 times in a day
She washes and use the bath tube everyday , the machine and use other appliances

Please how do I caution this people since they moved in I paid for another prepaid meter and nothing is delivered till now

Do everything within your power (even if you have to bribe your way through) to fast track the delivery of the prepaid meter. This is the only way you can make them feel the full weight of their excessive consumption, without any form of rancour.

willi926:
From my small understanding, Putin was just trying to protect his Russia territories and interests by asking NATO to stay back and stop coming closer east ward. But Eu and america saw it as a bluff thereby opening there arms to embrace Ukraine and Georgia. So na America and Eu first start to dey find trouble.

It's because Russia has failed in the aspect of diplomacy, they should have drawn those
neighbouring nations (the likes of Ukraine, Georgia, Latvia, Poland etc) closer by contributing majorly to their development or by offering them better deals that would be beneficial to both economies, instead of trying to impose fear on them. Don't forget that these countries are sovereign nations that retain the right to associate or do business with whoever they deemed fit.

The USA have seized the initiative,via the NATO umbrella.

Might without diplomacy (which requires collective wisdom) is vanity.

FoolaniHellman:
Keep shut!!! You act dumb when igbos do this.
Yes they must!!! That's exactly what your Igbos brodas are doing all over other tribes posts!

So because of that, you generalized that all Igbos or south-easterners are bad?

uncletunsman:
Good evening to every member of this noble forum. Please, I need practical advice or guidance as I will be relocating from Kano to Akure with my family. Your advice, suggestions and shared experiences will be highly appreciated.
The moderator kindly moves this to the front page.

1. Consider your income: are you a salary earner or self-employed. The cost of living is more expensive in the Akure compared to where you are coming from.

2. Do not move with your family immediately - unless you don't have kids yet, and your wife is not working. Spend at least 5 months, to acclimatize.

3. If you are self-employed, then you should consider the lucrativeness of your skills/trade before choosing your location of residence.

SHINJA:
Send these barbarians back to their barren land of cannibals...

The cannibal had plans to feed on the woman and her brother meat. .

Ipob cannibals..

Igbo's and violence

Haha!! Must you tribalize every topic/thread on NL.

KlausMichaelson:
Good evening,

Straight to the point. I graduated last year and I am yet to get my statement of result from my school till this day(the fault is from my school). I recently got a job which I am to resume this new month. So I perused through the letter and found out that I am to show a proof of my degree. Already, my Employer knows that I am a recent graduate but I didn't explain the part of Statement of result.

Please how do I go about this?

Think deeply, there must be something that shows that you have graduated, e.g., a proof (a signed document) that you did your clearance.