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chatinent:
Sequel to this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6753146/careers-men-turn-off-lady


What are those careers of ladies that can turn you off as a man?

Mine:
1. Massage Therapists (especially those for out-calls on private services).

2. Actresses (big turn-off).

3. Hotel anything. ( Whatever you are working in a hotel as).

4. Bank worker (especially marketer)
5. Police officer (NPF)
6. Air hostess
7. Models

nosiebaba:
The penance for killing should be life imprisonment or death. I don't understand this 28 years imprisonment. When you stab someone, murder is the aim.

He didn't only stab her, he also slit her throat open with the same knife, yet he claimed "it's a mistake". In my opinion, the sentence is too light for such grievous offence.

chatinent:
Beans, egg, and avocado pear. Step it down with yoghurt.

There will be no terrorist to ever live than you.

The resulting fart will be highly inflammable.

Since last season, Paul Pogba is no longer Man UTD's main man, if he goes, he will not be missed.

Ndlistic:
Would you vote for them if this were real?

CLOWNS

Olivertwist1985:
My wife which we have been married for the past thirteen (13) years and have five(5) children, four boys and girl for me ,just left my house on Sunday to her parent house without informed me.

She left because we have little disagreement about monthly food allowance which I used to give her every month but I failed to give her this month when she requested for

She left with the girl which is six months old and a boy two years and left three boys for me.

Please I need your advice, should I go and beg her or I should forget about her and continue with my life. According to my family members, they said I should forget about her because of the manner she left.

As long as she didn't leave you for another man, do your best in persuading her to come back, also be prayerful about the whole situation.

Timoleon:


Global sponsors!!!
Over a decade of bokoharam insurgency in Nigeria and the federal government is yet to identify and bring to book a single sponsor of bokoharam. Speaks volumes about their sincerity in the fight against terrorism.

It’s also sad that the UAE despite alluding to identifying a government sponsor of terrorists within the Nigerian government is unwilling to publish the name due to pressure from the Nigerian government.

Could it be Pantami? Could it be Buhari himself? How many are they?

Who else if not Pantami

I have heard of a "motherfvcker" but this guy is a grandmotherfvcker.

1. The reality of ageing/death

2. Intelligence, wisdom, talent and hardwork does not necessarily translate to wealth or affluence. I realized that to be wealthy or successful you need an element of time and opportunity.

3. It is one thing to be wealthy and it's another to be happy, wealth does not necessarily translate to happiness, only the blessed ones have both.

4. The desired attributes/spirit does not always come with the desired vessel/character. I realized that to find a certain desired attribute, one needs to look beyond physical appearance, race, tribe etc.

5. It's one thing to want/desire/love someone/something it's another for that someone/something to want/desire/love you. This is very obvious in love affairs.

6. There's nothing as love at first sight. Just lust or infatuation.

7. The best things in life are not "things".


These are some of the bitter truths I learnt about life.

Obinna53:
There's this Girl, I love so much,so one Day she went to stay at a Friends place for a justifiable reason.The next Day she came back Home everything was fine but after a couple of Days I noticed how fragile she became and always had this pity face.Then she sat me down one Day crying and told me she wanted to tell me something and Should Forgive her Please and Boom!!! She Told me what ensured between her and the Guy that Night,Right now I am really Moody, I would like to here your Individual Opinion on this Situation and how you handled it, if you had like my Experience, Thank You

1. Was it a premeditated decision?

2. Has she consistently complained (either directly or in a subtle manner) about your performance in bed before?

3. Was it lack of self-control?

4. Is it a no premarital sex relationship, both of you are running?

In summary the above questions borders around what was her motive for cheating, these are some of things you must ponder on, before taking decision.

Sonnobax15:

Quick recovery...This guy good cha....

Football get money,but anything wey dey give money no easy..............

Meanwhile,may God never forget to punish Eintranct Frankfurt

What have they (Eintract Frankfurt) done?

A pvssy is about to be vandalized!

Preciousgirl:
Me,

Bushy

Tarzan's wedding photoshoot!

MrBrownJay1:
you CANT cheat on the people you truly love, because if you indeed truly loved someone, you wouldnt knowingly hurt them by cheating. sadly, many people fall out of love or pretend/lie that they love someone, when in reality they dont.

if you dont care about your partner's feeling; if you dont respect your partner/relationship; if you are ready and willing to throw your r/ship into the dustbin then you cant call that love

This is not a matter of love, old habits are very difficult to break, especially the ones that comes with pleasure. Once a person has cultivated the habit of cheating (especially when he/she has gotten away with it before), it will be very difficult to stop. Cheating itself is addictive.

I would love to live in any of the following countries:

Switzerland
Belgium
Netherlands

That's what they are good at, kidnapping.

butterfly777:
They are no more hiding their evil agenda.

We know that 3 Major events are going on in Nigeria:
1. Terrorist groups are attacking communities, seeking to conquer them for Islam.

2. Fulani militia are attacking communities, seeking to conquer them for the Fulani.

Both seem to have the support of the FG.

3. The FG is trying to forcefully take lands from different states and turn Fulani to natives of the states, to eventually conquer the states.

As much as they may try, all these agenda have failed in Jesus' name.

Amen.

GeneralKoko:
Dear Nairalanders I come I peace .

I have been a victim of betrayal so many times and my upbringing is faulty hence I have a very lowwww esteem.
Talking to people is very difficult now and I really need confidence to achieve my goals for life.

Please how do I boost my confidence and overcome low self esteem

1. Invest in yourself (especially in acquiring knowledge or skills).
2. Have it at the back of your mind that everyone has his/her weakness(es), the only person that appears to be infallible or confident has only succeeded in managing his/her weakness(es).
3. Work with the knowledge that no matter who you are, there's someone (or people) out there who admire you.
4. Set achievable targets/goals for yourself, you will grow in confidence as you achieve them.

This news is not from a reliable source. Believe it at your own risk.

1. Do not place too much expectation on people, it's the root of hatred (you will hate them when they eventually disappoint you).

2. Do not enter into a relationship (even marriage) with too many expectations, be prepared to give than receive.

3. One of the easiest way to detect someone who possesses good leadership ability; they are fond of using (consciously or subconsciously) "we" instead of "I", when taking credit or blame.

4. To truly test a man's character, observe how he behaves around the following 3 things: money, power and sex.

5. With power/freedom comes a huge amount of responsibility.

6. Do not look for love, rather look for good virtues and let love find you.

What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and looses his soul.

What if one joins and God requires his/her soul that same month, will he/she take the wealth, fame or connection gained to heaven.

To be honest with you; you are your own problem, you have an issue with misplaced priorities, first you jumped straight into marriage without making adequate preparations (financially and mentally), secondly, instead of you to be seeking advice on how to break free from poverty, you are here blaming your wife.

praiseneo:
2021 go mad gan
Wahala be like wetin this time around ......??

Wahala be like Dangote duvet, e no dey cover yansh finish.

Kondomatic:
I don't believe this story 100%, and if it happens to be true then the narrator should be arrested and prosecuted.


I mean look at this


And they stood and watched?




Maybe the man discovered that the child ain't his.



And the hospital should be held too if truly he removed the mask until she died.

Stories told on Facebook and some blogs that lack credibility are often one-sided. I strongly condemn what the man did, though.

Eval123:
Please I need advice.

I am a young guy age 28 currently in my final year hoping to graduate this year by God's grace. Am in a relationship in with a gal I love so much and the love keeps growing day by the day.

She is 30 years old and just graduated this year but she is talking of waiting for me so we can serve together. The thing now is that I wish to get married to her but am not ready now. But she says she can wait for me if only I won't disappoint her.

Now am confused, if she waits for me for 5 years she would be 35 by then and am not sure if it's right getting married to someone 2 years older than me and someone at the age of 35 or above.. to add to it, she doesn't look her age, even if someone sees us, they won't believe she is my senior..

Pls am really confused, have never dated someone who understands me like she do.. Note: she never knew my age, she thought we were age mate cause of my voters card she saw which doesn't carry my real age.

Please, I beg you in the name of God (or whatever you believe in ), don't waste her time if you know you have no intention of marrying her. In short, tell her your real age and your true thoughts about her.

CaveAdullam:
A man and a woman can't be friends. There's no platonic friendship between both of them.

Women use it as a leverage to get what a man can provide. And men, like patient lions waiting behind the woods, will predate on her at the right time. This's simple biology.

To this rule, no exceptions between matured and normal adults. Respite is but for a while, because at the right time, place, ovulation, libido, all dresses will fly out!

However, men are naive, the reason why the friendzone lingers and they are interred inside it. Men think being friends will make women change their mind and offer them sex freely. And if he at the right time, he fails to launch his missile, he will continually sink deeper into the friend zone until the woman finally discard him. The friend zone is beneficial to the women because in most cases they received without opening their legs wide, while the male loses because women keep on with the harangue: bestie, we're just friends, platonic relationship, blah blah blah.

Whichever way, "bestie" is a scam, and both party will leverage upon the ignorance or attitude of the other: Men wants a taste of the cookie; women wants the materials.

Well said bro. Your comment sums it up.

Zzor:
Men are very good at saying a particular thing but act the exact opposite, you will see men all over social media saying they will go for brains over beauty but in reality you will see these same men ignoring the brain and going extra length to attract a beautiful lady and eventually marry them.

I have a friend (a first class product) who is bitterly complaining of not attracting men and that if she had options she will choose beauty first and a moderate brain.

Men why do you guys act this way but in reality you do the opposite?

Beauties (without brain) are for entertainment (f**king), while Brains (especially with moderate beauty) are for companionship (marriage).

We know who to choose when we are done playing around.

Whether she consented or not she's still a minor.

IamBroke:
Okay there's this lady I met at a friend's place. She's free spirited and kind of nasty.

She's married with 3 kids [bold] but she's not living with her husband [/bold] , reasons I don't know.

I believe she'd be 5 years if not more older than me but yet she calls me like I'm with her kidney...
I can't even believe the kind of stuff we do though we've not had sex but she's pushing me that way but that's one thing I don't want to do cause she's married and I'm feeling guilty.

I don't want to hurt her and I don't want to continue this stuff with her and [bold] I don't want to avoid her [/bold] either.

So what do I do now?

Advise me on what to do please

The above bolded statement revealed your true intention, you are just looking for enough motivation/justification, not advice. Know that Karma just sent you a friend request on life book (just like in Facebook), the choice is yours to accept.

Offpoint1:
Wedding a means of people wasting their funds to satisfy others people attention.


When I'm ready, I arrange meeting with both families to seek their blessings and approval, send her village people 1 quarter of what is needed and promise to get back to them and after that babies next... No public nonsense.


And for the village people waiting for me to get back to them, unto them shall my word be like that of a HR to a Nigerian job seeker.

Lol! You bad gan o

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