₦airaland Forum

VickyRotex:
What is this? Must she show the world?



It's called "Linea Nigra"

It's always been there even before pregnancy, but because there's an increase in the skin-darkening melanin during pregnancy it becomes more pronounced especially if a woman is dark skinned.

It goes off after delivery.

So Tonto is supposed to be dark??

Hmmmmmmmmmmm see change of skin!!!!

xmich:
Better for you,
you can also try statarea.com

Dat football prediction site?

Watin do am?

menix:
Good u paid into his account but next time endeavor to get ur receipts cous he could still deny the payment as ur rent.

Go plead with ur landlord(which in my case I won't do), if he refuses don't fret about it.
When the 1 month elapses, he will certainly come again then tell him u ve not got a place yet nd u need extra 5month to complete the mandatory 6month.

Sure with this he would get where u re driving to, if u like [s]when it's 6month take him court, this will give u another 6month to 1yr free accommodation.
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Just start making arrangements for funds to move cous the above ain't going to be easy, the landlord will find every way to make ur living there Hell...

One thing most people don't know is when a court gives you quick notice, let's say 6months. You are bound to pay for those months. They ain't free oh.....

zeestone99:
Sent

How many kva can power 6laptops plus a printer (bet9ja) printer, an ox industrial fan and two flat screen TV used in playing virtual.

Mail is mrdogood5050@gmail.com

A police woman??


Hmmmmmmmmmmm

xmich:
OGA AS FAR AS AM CONCERN ALL NIGERIANS ARE CRIMINALS if it pains you,you can huge the nearest transformer as that is not against Nigeria law,oloshi

Have you heard the saying that Nigerians don't joke with their lives?


#ILoveMyLife

Soccervista.com no transformer hugging.

sexysegggs:
I rented a house where a friend solicit on my behalf through a woman called mama Mary. My friend met this woman to beg since we heard that the landlady doesn't want single tenant.

The struggle started as to who take bath in the bathroom. She compete with me for the bathroom just like waking up all her four kids as early as 4:00am, taking their bath one after the other for hours. But she and her kids works and school at three buildings distance from our compound. This woman (mama Mary) is a fellow tenant as I do. In fact, just a wall separates my room from hers. There was a time I went to meet her explaining reasons why she need to allow me take my bath first since where I work is far. Surprisingly, my plead finally cause enmity between us.

She finally succeed in helping the landlord to quit me from the room through her lies and others. My rent expired last month and I was called last night that I should quit the room in the next one month. Please what should I do? I'm in state of confusion now and depression. Right now, I couldn't afford to rent another room.

Op move on. The Lord said that place isn't for you.
She will come rent one of your house some day.

Phamoxy:
This happened last week Saturday, my pressing iron got fault and I have to iron cloth for church d following day which is Sunday.. There is this female neighbour of mine that I once borrowed USB cord from her and since then we started becoming close, so I thought I shud go to her and borrow iron to press my cloth...On getting dere I knock the door but the person opened the door at the second knock, lo n behold I met her friend there and i also saw her boyfriend inside and dat was the first time I will see dat her friend since I got there though I know she has a roommate... So I told her sorry I thought its your friend and she said what is it, I told her my iron was faulty and she shud please borrow me there own, she said which type of iron( frowning face), I said pressing Iron..she just look me one kind and shot the door. I felt so embarrassed and felt as if the ground shud swallow me.I have never been so embarrassed like that before in my life.My fellow nairalanders why are some girls like this in this century. This girl in question is a mature girl oo and not a teenager, I heard she work with infinix and that her boyfriend has a car.

Before you knock next time, always look at the door mouth to see if the shoes/slipper are much.

Something else might be going on so u don't disturb.


Take note next time.

omron:
I greet Fellow nairalanders happy Sunday.

Something has been bothering me so I decided to share it here. One Sunday evening a friend of mine drove me on his bike to a nearby filling station to my house and the lady who served me the fuel was a very pretty lady. I fell in love with her on first sight and ask for her number which she gave me and I started calling her on phone and she does respond well to any of my calls. We later met at a planned place after she closed from work last week. Then she told me few things about her that she stays with her sister that she just came to Ibadan from benue state and that she just spent four months in Ibadan and at the place of work.

I asked her her salary, it was then she told me she collects #10k per month. I pity her and told her if we know better I will help her get better offer. The most painful thing was that this lady works round the clock. From Monday to Sunday and she must resume 6am and closes 8pm at night.

I said to myself which kind of job is this...
Later as we were chatting she perceived beer odour coming from my mouth and said she does not like anyone that drink beer and I promised her I won't take beer again cos of her and she said no problem...

Since then if I call her she will pick and tell me she is busy that she doesn't have time. After two days, she did not even pick my calls again. I love this lady so much and I don't want to lose her. I am confused right now. Pls what should I do? Should I go and meet her there or I should leave her or is it because of the beer she was discouraged or what? Pls nairalanders I need advice

Bros she's a pump attendant.

It will be very risky for she to pick your calls during working hours.
And secondly, most ceo's don't welcome phone answering in place of work.

Try and see her during closing hours not working hours so as to avoid the boss embarrasment.

tokiniofficial:
It's not the administration sir, the structure needs change and if we keep recycling the same SAMPLES, we won't come up with something different.

I hope the change you're talking about is quite different from what we have now.

xmich:
As far as am concern Nigerians are criminals.

Zoo monkey. I can see you're from Zimbabwe.
Dumb Zimbabwean like you. Go tell that to your fellow country men and don't help we Nigerians to complain.

Goat bite me when I go vote Apc?

This administration is full of corrupt leaders.

cherylsmith:
Is she a "celebrity" now?

Hope e no dey pain you.

QueenValerie:
Ah double standard is what it is.-Not truth.
Which part of my moniker do ya "love"?

From the Queen to the Valerie. (QueenValerie)

The love can also extend to you too. But hope no wahala cos na nairaland we dey oh.

SuzieeDee:
if she snap both fingers which hand will she use to hold the phone

Use the left to snap the right.

Or is the left hand not working fine?

QueenValerie:
lol.No.

Why no??

It's the plain truth.
There's no short cut or remix to the pix above.

Love your username.

Gbam

Dey didn't settle Dem very well after using them as thugs for the election.

They need their balance.

Is the word dab free from corruption?

Why she no snap the right fingers?

Elosky20:
leaders should lead by example. afterall he is part of the FG

There's a budget for the provision of salaries.

That's not Ben's work. He's been paid too.

Go and tell Buhari to use his own salary to pay workers
Infact, he's the president and he needs to sacrifice for his people.

Ben is not even a minority leader in the Senate.

Just an ordinary floor member.

Tell your president to go purchase some sense.

Thank you.

Elosky20:
your salary and allowances can pay 900 teachers comfortably why nt pay them. or stop complaining

Oh boy Watin be your own?

Na him employ Dem?
Abi Dem tell you say Ben dey owe him workers?
Abi na him wan help dumb Buhari pay federal/state government workers salary?

Use your head.

Common sense no dey this present administration head.

#SomePeopleSha

13 months ago and now she's pregnant!!!


Hmmmmmmmmmmm

deeMarc:
Some say the girl with big oranges won because she braced the tape first, but look at the slim girl's leg. Lol!

The slim girl.
Even her head is at the front.

Is that so?

Bigprozzie:
It's the title that is confusing

It means the EFCC has finished providing evidence against Metuh

Now his defence lawyers have cross examine witnesses etc

Okay!!!

Thanks.

Don't seems to understand the writeup.

Op
Is this your first time in the city?

Dead men forming strict.


Olosho dss my foot.

Elosky20:
she would have met her lez partner to impregnate her nw, u cant hate the hen and still eat her eggs

Gbam.

Well said

I concur.