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1stKlass:
Well from the sky he aint. That much I can tell you.

As for other part,  ergo this thread.  Duh!!!

It is cute how you are correcting yourself.  

1stKlass:
Cos my expectations are not what needs revising but meeting a guy that actually comes close to them.

He sure aint going to be falling from no sky now,  is he?  

You tell me.  You seems bent on meeting the "perfect guy". 

Your thread question and comments are contradicting. Good luck though.

1stKlass:
They merely reflect all that the[b] Almighty[/b] has promised me. Standard!  

Then why the complaint?

1stKlass:
Amen.

But my expectations can not be revised. "Because: 'I'm Worth It'"

Are your expectations REALISTIC?

Honeycity:
if you really love your marriage i'll suggest you forget about anything that has to do with your ex. dont make your husband feel insecure a word is enough!
it appears your hubby is the gentleman type cus i know of some men who would not take such issue lightly, some might even accuse you of still going out with your ex,

Exactly. I know for a fact my husband wouldn't like it and he made it very CRYSTAL CLEAR, but he would not abuse me to make his point.

So she is blessed to have that type of man.

No.  Revise your expectations and NEEDS. 

Let the holy spirit guide you.

You ladies like my outfit?

Anyone have some younger brothers?

pendo89:
^^ u wanna join me? I will lead the ugly parade to AU and raise our issues. I am soo sure it will be Africa's breakthrough.
Ooops! haven't seen that thread, My ugly squinted eyes couldn't help me either .Lemmie get my spects.

Reporting for duty! I made a posters.
[size=44pt]You think we are ugly, but we are blessed cos of our Heavenly Father. Amen. [/size]

SAFO:
U wan kill me. So Mr Chima can hunt me down with his cutlass

You should have seen what he did to the dog that chased me.

OpeLovely:
I can't possibly imagine where the attraction could emanate from? Can you be attracted to your grandmother

You don't think she is gorgeous? Just look at her from the right side. You see the beauty?

pendo89:
lol and since seun will need some ugly specimen as proof I offer myself in advance.
But I will only agree to do so on condition that it improves the living standards of Africa and many young people get jobs so that they can discuss meaningful life changing issues on useful forums such as this one.

Stop it sista.  _{I am upset with you. I was really looking forward to to your comment on the Nigerian man and white women thread.}

SAFO:
Tipping your date WTF type of assbackwards custom is this.

SAFO pass over your American card. You know damn well when a man tips his date after a date, he is paying for punny in advance.

SAFO:
Yeah, but as kids they're usually fairer in complexion and get a bit darker as they get older

I hear you. Let make some kids.

SAFO:
Cute lil crumb snatcher, but is he your biological son? He doesn't look like he has any Caucasian in him.

I see your point and may very well be HIS CHILD.  However, some kids who are mixed doesn't usually have the "mixed" look. 

Look at President Obama, he doesn't look like he has a white mother.

charlyjayden:
dont have a clue what your talking about maybe u shud move on from this thread huh

I suggest you do the same boo boo. 

Upset you didn't get the pity party you wanted huh?   

Welcome to reality.

Let me get this, if someone doesn't have a picture on their profile, it automatically means they are ugly? Wow.

I had no idea that people wakes up every morning to see if I downloaded a picture. I mean does knowing what I look like MAKES YOUR DAY GO ROUND?

One earthly person MATTERS TO ME THE MOST and that is my husband. He can see me up close and personal. No pictures needed.

Dogs (men) aren't chasing me just for exercise.

born2fuck:
I don't say what I didn't see, if I said Mrs.Chima is orobo but her orobo is sexy one, her husband must be enjoying because their is a lot of meat to grab when doing the F-word, me no like lepa because everything na bone

Having big nyansh and/or bosoms does not make one orobo.

Crown Prince:
Hey,all you fighting silly here is just a derailling to my heart desire.
Someone should offer workable advice on how to win my love. Chikena!

I sowwy. Let me help drive the stake into your heart. Better?

Are we playing Repeat What I Said game?

I didn't know there were many ways to tell someone to move on.

MarcAnthon:
just saying Chima, just saying. [size=4pt]Btw, have u been wondering about the size of people's joysticks?[/size]  Naughty woman

I have my husband's to fixate on. I can't help what some men sounds like.

I gave my 29 cents worth of advice. I can't make people accept it.

MarcAnthon:
Is  Chima CLAIMING she isn't orobo?    Now why does that sound funny?
btw, orobo can be sexy too Chima. It doesn't always have to be bleeped up. So there, that's a soft landing. . .

@OP, just do us all a favor and DIE in silence. We don't need the aggravation. Cheers!

How does one SOUND OROBO?     I think I am qualified to know what I LOOK LIKE. WTF. 

In that case many of the men on Nairaland SOUND like they have dead and tiny Joysticks, but it doesn't mean it's true.   

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Mr. Cork

I see not ONE WHITE CHICK is interested in your sale. Sucks huh?

The new bride is GORGEOUS. Jealousy no gree here!

Genstan

Maybe if you take the handcuffs off, she will leave.

born2fuck:
I think Rokiatu is  using JUJU for  nairaland boys and moderators should do something, as the tin dey do you na so the tin dey do most guys and the worst is everyone overlook hoti tima despite her claiming sexy,Odunnu has big bosom but she took her pic off after i saw her while Mrs.Chima na orobo, I don't want to commit adultery with her,Me self wish to bleep Rokiatu for real but I don talk to my Joystick now and my Joystick don come to his senses, any nairaland wey comes my way, I must bleep her.I no dey waste time.so give yourself brain,there are hidden fishes on nairaland,have faith in your hook and bait make dem no swallow your bait run

LMAO@me being orobo 

People need to stop thinking every chick has bleeped up body like their mothers.  Just saying.

OP

Did you rape her?