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lilfreezy:
Even if emere has unlimited resources at his disposal, he'll still find a way to play Xhaka

DTeekay:
But how can you make someone Captain and he is always the worst player on the pitch. First to get substituted when chips are down. How on Earth is Granit Xhaka Captain of Arsenal FC.

Spare a moment for Arsenal FC really tough to be a fan right now.

jendhorlee:
but, is she the first ?

TundeKorede:
Source: http://www.tundekorede.com/gods-help-how-to-secure-the-help-of-god/

NotBeenPaid:

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Their every now and then maintenance brouhaha has really affected their services in a wrong way... Lately, every single transaction I do I get charged twice the amount; meaning whomever I'm sending money gets twice the same amount.


A failed transaction too, money would be deducted. Their system seems messed up. An immigration officer that I sent money to for a service via Access Mobile Banking App got twice the amount and has already blown away the double and now he promises to pay after a month. Just imagine

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Kelvin30286063:
Nice... And the person on third is also an Arsenal player on loan.

zidek:
Gone are the days.. When boys were boys
I no fit laugh

Rules of football when we were kids

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2.The owner of the ball decides who plays
3. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban
4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game
5. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over
6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues
7. You can't dribble the owner too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.
8. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score
9.No offsides.
10.There is no referee.
11.There is fault only if the fault is serious .
12.The 2 best players can not play in the same team so everyone chooses their players.
13.If you are chosen last it is a humiliation and you will remain in defense.
14.If there is a penalty the goalkeeper is replaced by the best player of the team.
15.The best player on the field is always in the same team as the owner of the ball.
16.To distinguish the teams, one of the teams pulls off their shirts .
17.3 or 5 corner kicks in a row equal to a penalty.
18.There is always a house where when the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !!

19.Game over when its dark and we can barley see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents.
Also....

A. 2 stones respresnt d goalposts.
B. It's always referred to as overstone when d goal is not clean
C. If d ball goes to hit an elderly person d ball is seized and all players must beg prostrating.
D. Head or tail when we toss d coin for which team would skin
E. Punctured felele ball is repaired with hot cutlass and rubber.
F. Later we started contributing money to buy balls to stop personal ownership.

However, you have forgotten that 11th commandment that says 'if you miss the ball, don't miss the leg'.

Jaqenhghar:
In Niggeria the only person who smiles in an endorsment is the artist. The idea behind endorsements is to boost sales and increase exposure through the endorsements. But in Nigger country its a trend. You cant point to one brand that witnessed a change because of endorsements

OyiboPep:
I have a friend who graduated from Sociology in one of these universities.

What sociologists do is study societies and try to see the way they change. That way they can help present conclusions that'll help a government proffer solutions to social change.

If Nigeria was a functioning place, your sister would have been guaranteed a job as organisations need them to help project for the future.
But this is Nigeria where nothing works.

Reeb2244:
How do you expect a 46year old to like? I don't understand you people on Nairaland again.

internationalman:
A 15 years old girl is 25 years old boy equivalent...

internationalman:
A 15 years old girl is 25 years old boy equivalent...

ki10:
football

forsto:
@34 so wonderful.

MicroSweet:
Dude be like "I hit it first before Davido. See proof".

post=83298283:

GLORY!!

JESUS IS LORD FOREVER AND EVER.



JESUS WALKS : One of Kanye's best music up till
today.

*singing*
(God show me the way because the devil trying to break me down
*Jesus Walks with me, *
The only thing that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now........)

It's all about darling Jesus.

kpakpandoN:
Leadership is very vital to God’s created order, so much so that even animals have a way of choosing leaders among themselves. When you watch wildlife documentaries, you will appreciate how important leadership is in fulfilling God’s plan and purpose in the affairs of living creatures.

Today, we shall be considering leadership from God’s perspective. I believe this will help us to set our priorities in order as we go about our leadership obligations where God has placed us, whether in the family, school, church, community or country.

In Luke 22:24-27, our Lord Jesus Christ taught godly leadership principles in response to an argument among His disciples on who should be their leader. Jesus did not only teach these principles theoretically, He also taught them practically with His leadership lifestyle. He specifically said in Luke 22:27:

“For whether is greater, he that sitteth at meat, or he that serveth? Is not he that sitteth at meat? but I am among you as he that serveth.
In this verse, the Lord established the principle of leadership by example. It is however amazing that many do not lead by example. Even in the Church today, some leaders demand hero-worship from the flock of Jesus Christ. Many guest ministers dictate the type of hotel accommodation their hosts should provide for them as part of the preconditions for accepting invitations to minister God’s word. Some even have a ‘price list’ stating the honorarium they must receive and the class of flight they must be flown in. instead of the richer ministers to support the upcoming ones with the wealth of experience they have, they scare them away from partaking of their anointing through the enormous cost of inviting them for ministrations.

Some senior pastors are becoming burdensome to junior ones because just one statutory visit from them places unbearable financial obligations on their growing parishes. If the spread of the gospel will not be inhibited, we must go back to the leadership principles of our Lord in John 13:13-15, which says:

Open Heaven for Today 20 October 2019 Sunday

Prayer Point

“Ye call me Master and Lord: and ye say well; for so I am. If I then, your Lord and Master, have washed your feet; ye also ought to wash one another’s feet. For I have given you an example, that ye should do as I have done to you.”

Beloved, only the principle of leadership through service can stand the test of time, even in the political arena. Selfish and self-centred leadership does not endure beyond the ordained tenure of a leader. Let us follow the leadership principles of Jesus Christ, built on love and firmness and devoid of hypocrisy.
Written by Pastor E.A. Adeboye.

jonatoye:
~~~Daily Spiritual Digest~~~
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[20-10-2019]

Focus: The Test of Life

WORD FOR TODAY
Irrespective of the condition you find yourself, it is a test for you as far as God is concerned. The Lord is highly interested in your response to various situations of life!!!************************************
Scriptural Reference
"And you shall remember that the LORD your God led you all the way these forty years in the wilderness, to humble you and test you, to know what was in your heart, whether you would keep His commandments or not." (Deuteronomy 8:2 NKJV)
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When times are hard and when they appear good to you; it is for a purpose. All life situations is an examination for you. God is ever waiting to see how you will react to every issues of life. He has over the time kept a track of your ways. He knows how far you can go and the level of your consecration, commitment and faithfulness.

He knows what is in your heart and how much you can be trusted based on various issues of life. You must be mindful of the fact that the manner of your reactions is a factor that determines your future placement.

Life is a temporary assignment. Irrespective of the issues in your life cooperate with God and put your trust in Him. Do not misbehave on the account of your challenges. Do all you can to do according to God's will to ensure that you do not fail God.
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Question For Meditation:
+ What is your performance in the test of life?

Prayer Point:
Lord! I will not fail in destiny, I receive the grace to align my life according to your expectations in every facet of life in Jesus name. Amen!

Main Emphasis
Life is a test, every activity, position and situation is a test for you!!!

Have a Gracious Worship Experience!!!

jom28gy:
What actually happened

emtok:
For sometime now there has been argument on choosing a life partner as a Christian. Many Christian brothers are looking for divine confirmation of who to marry while some are just following their heart to make the choice.

Speaking with a married Christian brother, who had waited for years before making his choice, here is what he has to say:

https://www.objectivegist.com.ng/2019/10/is-it-me-or-god-that-will-choose-who.html?m=1

MrBrownJay1:
sadly...there is no way to build love where there isnt any foundation for love to grow... the foundation is messed up from the get go. dont believe the hype that people say that you can love someone irrespective of what you guys share/feel for one another, thats a damn LIE!

you should learn to respect this person, learn to stay positive about your not so great position, and do whats right with the choices you've made... but the reality is that love would NEVER cherish from such union.

martolux:
He had to bribe the lady before he could take that picture....the lady's still holding the proceeds from the bribe.....fake life!

abumaryam012:
Maryam Muhammed from Bauchi State graduated with a First Class Honours in Law from Queen Mary University of London.
The brilliant young lady was also awarded the Principal's Prize for outstanding academic achievements

Griezwoman:
Shaku Shaku gov.